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Anonymous 13422

Write a story, one sentence (post) at a time.

Anonymous 13423

>>13422
There once was a…

Anonymous 13424

>>13423
sly woman with a quick wit and a passion for

Anonymous 13428

the murDERing of

Anonymous 13429

Jews, who she thought were

Anonymous 13434

inhaling

Anonymous 13436

Hitler's farts

Anonymous 13466

so she went to

Anonymous 13470

Eichmann, in Jerusalem

Anonymous 13471

>>13470
To find some

Anonymous 13473

…people who knew that one word =/= one sentence.

Anonymous 13474

"To be honest, you must have a very high IQ to tell apart a word from a sentence"-she told to herself-and what better place to find such people than Israel?

Anonymous 13476

>>13474
She grabbed her pistol and her

Anonymous 13481

explosive vest, with which she inteded to

Anonymous 13482

use to remove khazar

Anonymous 13483

>>13482
But little did she know something terrible was about to happen to her, a…

Anonymous 13484

>>13483
big ass nigga riding on a scooter wheels out from the Zion Gate and smacks the pistol out of her hand.

Anonymous 13485

>>13484
Our heroine was shocked. She never thought she'd see a huge nigga in Israel. Suddenly she remembered she had something hidden between her tits… It was a

Anonymous 13486

feminine penis

Anonymous 13487

>>13486
that she had cut off and cooked like a Viennese sausage for sustenance.

Anonymous 13493

>>13487
she wielded it menacingly at the man, "Let's settle this"

Anonymous 13500

In turn, the man has ejected his own sword from the scabbard, not before masturbating at the rare sight of our Aphrodite, in order to increase his power level. Now his weapon was thicker and harder and the woman looked dooomed.

Anonymous 13502

"That's a sight for sore eyes",she said.

Anonymous 13504

Little did this nigga know, the sly woman's sensitive peen could still grow despite being cooked and she flicked it, elongating it by 5 feet.

Anonymous 13513

>>13504
The feeling of fright in the nigger's heart was growing proportionally with the length of the pener.

Anonymous 13522

With a shriek, she awoke.

Anonymous 13581

1994-Pulp-Fiction-…

>>13522
Mia Wallace woke up to four pairs of anxious eyes and a huge needle in her chest, wondering just what the fuck had happened.

Anonymous 13592

then the scene changes to a guy, running down a hill to his

Anonymous 13593

>>13592
erect lover, her name was Trish

Anonymous 13613

>>13593
her hair silky, rosy-pink, eyes ocean-blue, the gaze of them weighing tons on our hero. His name was Joe.

Anonymous 13615

>>13613
Hi Joe!

Anonymous 13619

"Fuck off, Joe." Joe was a dick.

Anonymous 13798

>>13619
She then proceeds to punch Joe in both of his eyes, blackening them and having them swell up not long after.

Anonymous 13809

>>13798
Joe then gets up and decides he's had enough of this shit.

Anonymous 13815

>>13809
"How long you gonna stay here Joe? This town don't look good in snow."

Anonymous 13819

>>13815
"I will stay until I'm done with you bitch"

Suddenly, Joe raised his…

Anonymous 13825

>>13819

… middlefinger, thinking that was such a burn. "I am such hot shit", he thought to himself.

Anonymous 13840

>>13825
A smug, shit-eating grin remained on his face as he walked away to

Anonymous 13844

>>13840
deposit his casino winnings, just then…

Anonymous 13966

he saw a lesbian orgy.

Anonymous 14334

>>13966
Wanting to get in on the action and being upset after finding out this orgy was lesbian only, he pulled out his

Anonymous 14335

>>14334
neti pot, sat on a chair and readied himself to

Anonymous 14387

Doctor_Robert_shee…

>>14335
snort some cocaine infused water prescribed by his favourite doctor, Doctor Robert.

Anonymous 14627

>>14387
How protagonist awakes again to find that she is still in the dusty streets of Eichmann. having been knocked to the ground by the negro's giant shlong



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