Write a story, one sentence (post) at a time.
sly woman with a quick wit and a passion for
Jews, who she thought were
Eichmann, in Jerusalem
…people who knew that one word =/= one sentence.
"To be honest, you must have a very high IQ to tell apart a word from a sentence"-she told to herself-and what better place to find such people than Israel?
She grabbed her pistol and her
explosive vest, with which she inteded to
But little did she know something terrible was about to happen to her, a…
big ass nigga riding on a scooter wheels out from the Zion Gate and smacks the pistol out of her hand.
Our heroine was shocked. She never thought she'd see a huge nigga in Israel. Suddenly she remembered she had something hidden between her tits… It was a
that she had cut off and cooked like a Viennese sausage for sustenance.
she wielded it menacingly at the man, "Let's settle this"
In turn, the man has ejected his own sword from the scabbard, not before masturbating at the rare sight of our Aphrodite, in order to increase his power level. Now his weapon was thicker and harder and the woman looked dooomed.
"That's a sight for sore eyes",she said.
Little did this nigga know, the sly woman's sensitive peen could still grow despite being cooked and she flicked it, elongating it by 5 feet.
The feeling of fright in the nigger's heart was growing proportionally with the length of the pener.
With a shriek, she awoke.
Mia Wallace woke up to four pairs of anxious eyes and a huge needle in her chest, wondering just what the fuck had happened.
then the scene changes to a guy, running down a hill to his
erect lover, her name was Trish
her hair silky, rosy-pink, eyes ocean-blue, the gaze of them weighing tons on our hero. His name was Joe.
"Fuck off, Joe." Joe was a dick.
She then proceeds to punch Joe in both of his eyes, blackening them and having them swell up not long after.
Joe then gets up and decides he's had enough of this shit.
"How long you gonna stay here Joe? This town don't look good in snow."
"I will stay until I'm done with you bitch"
Suddenly, Joe raised his…
… middlefinger, thinking that was such a burn. "I am such hot shit", he thought to himself.
A smug, shit-eating grin remained on his face as he walked away to
deposit his casino winnings, just then…
he saw a lesbian orgy.
Wanting to get in on the action and being upset after finding out this orgy was lesbian only, he pulled out his
neti pot, sat on a chair and readied himself to
snort some cocaine infused water prescribed by his favourite doctor, Doctor Robert.
How protagonist awakes again to find that she is still in the dusty streets of Eichmann. having been knocked to the ground by the negro's giant shlong