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crystal dream diary. Anonymous 13649

whenever you remember a dream, log it here.

picture used is tako otoko from yume 2kki.

Anonymous 13730

just had (or remembered) my first nightmare since a few months ago. something about dousing sheep, though they were christened something else in the dream, with blood. the sheep were trapped in a circular pen and the blood was being messily spouted over them by this huge rusty tube.

Anonymous 13781

I had a real scary dream the other night. I lost all my loved ones because someone wanted to destroy any type of happiness I had.

Anonymous 13783


>tfw had the chainsaw murderer dream again

Anonymous 13788


>dreamed that I was Bayonetta and was jumping from rooftop to rooftop while carrying Luka in my arms, bridal style
>one of my weirdest dreams was when I was dreaming I was in a lecture at college, the lecturer was Trump and he started yelling at me because I was eating extraterrestrial bright green cookies in the middle of the lecture, saying it was illegal and I was helping aliens taking over Earth. We ended up beating each other because I thought he wanted to confiscate my cookies and secretly eat them.
>scariest one was when something was tearing my body apart from the inside and I was dying and being revived and dying again, etc. It was really gory and my whole body hurt when I woke up.
>another weird one was when I was playing FE Awakening non-stop, so much that I was dreaming I was walking just like the characters, on a grid. Kind of like the Tetris effect. Shit was weird.
What does that mean.

Anonymous 13791

Had a dream I was sleeping with some girl but I just couldn't eat her out. I touched her clit but eating her out was… unappealing. Sorry, dream girl.

It's interesting I had this dream because I was questioning my sexuality for a while and then my subconscious decided to show me I may not actually be bisexual.

Anonymous 13797


>tfw had the school shooting dream again
>tfw was the shooter
>tfw first time in a long time i actually felt alive

Anonymous 13811

i had a dream last night that i inherited a green hat from my grandparents.

Anonymous 13812


Had a dream last night that my abusive grandfather came to kill me while i was at my home, i hid in my bathroom and moved slowly through my house and rooms until i reached a phone.
I called the police while hiding from him and they were incompetent to the point of bullshit, as in, laughing at me for being scared of someone wanting to kill me and telling me to get over it.
Then, i decided to call the GP so maybe she could help me (?) and she told me to go to her clinic, going there i ended up in my towns plaza where there was the queen of my country just walking casually and a bunch of people on some kind of attraction, i distinctly remember it had something to do with a park. To go to my GP i had to go through a big door that was guarded by 2 guards in each side that did not let me pass "for the moment".
Suddenly people started deteriorating, having their skin melt off while screaming like sirens and turning into awful monsters and zombies, grabbed a lose stick and started beating the shit out of them while running away.

Don't remember much else but wew what a fuckin trip.

Anonymous 13824

I remember I had a dream once where I was in a terrorist attack. I have never experienced anything like that but just remembering how it felt in that dream to be running as much as you can and surrounded completely by gunfire and peoples scream.. it was terrifying. It was the most horrible feeling I have ever felt within a dream. I was running with my friend, pushing her along with me, as she had been shot in the leg. It felt so real and when I woke up my heart was being incredibly fast. I hope something like that never happens to me, or anyone else I know.

Anonymous 13839


Lmao something similar happened to me once in a dream. I was under a girl eating her out and then I suddenly felt really grossed out mostly because of her asshole being so close to where I was. Not sure if this would correlate into rl though because when I get in the mood, I get dirty. Domming a girl without licking her in another dream was nice though.

>Dreamt you were Bayonetta
What a blessing.

Anonymous 13860

I have had a bunch of dreams where I'm forced to have sex with my dad, either by him or by other people (mostly family)

Whenever I have one of those I'm uncomfortable for the entire day.

Anonymous 13861

me too, but with my brother and eldest sister.

he sexually abused me for years, so it's logical. it fucks me up hard, though. my elder sister, i have no idea why - when i was little i worshiped her but as i aged i realized what a cunt she is.

Anonymous 13873


I'm sorry you went through this anon, sounds horrible :(

Anonymous 13879

Does anyone else wake up within serveal dreams and when you finally wake up you don’t know if you’re dreaming or not since I just experienced this.

Anonymous 13899


Last night I dreamt (the first time in a long while) that I was on a camp with…other fellows and right in that place I was going through a cold, vividly lit avenue such as those from Vegas and reached our residence in the forest after marching the whole rainy night. There was a party over there and we missed it. Appearantly everybody was tidying the place, packing up and trying to delete every trace. I remember some wallpapers too. When I got there I saw my ex-friend and greeted her. She wasn't helping, only there to chill and to banter. We talked for 5 minutes or so, until a group of her friends came and she left me behind. I tried to get in and ask something, but she replied "Can't you even realize that you're fucking NULL?", to which one of her friends added "Yeah, is your name X or anything?". I was expecting that. I just went back into my room and cried. There was a camp competition (not gonna tell what it was) I got placed before them. Just when I had to leave and get away from the camp, she came back at me and said "hey, aren't you gonna tell us goodbye?", not even with malice, mockery, or because I won that shit, but as if it was expected of me to do it. I mumbled a "y-you too" and left as fast as I could.

It's quite likely that it wasn't even a dream and I was just half-awake (couldn't sleep too well last night), and thinking about what happened 4 years ago as well as (exactly) one year ago. Even though I gave up long ago on my desires of ever belonging to a community, I still want that feeling of love and acceptance. I fucking hate you, normies, tell me why am I never good enough for you? Honestly I don't even want to be a part of that "something" anymore, I only wish that one day you'll come by my side, remorsefully apologize, and swear that you will never hurt me again.

Anonymous 13900

Yes, especially when they're mundane dreams that closely mimic when Im awake

Anonymous 13901


I had a wonderful dream that I had shiba inu… sigh wish if it's real

Anonymous 13903

cute dream! I wish it was mine

Anonymous 13906


i once dreamt that i flew to mercury on a pegasus with sonic the hedgehog and as soon as my foot touched mercury's surface it broke into a million pieces and made the weird ring-sound sonic makes when he gets hurt in the game

yea . … safe to say i was playing lots of sanic the night before. it was fucking weird

Anonymous 13987

a god was toying with me and a few other people. the universe created to play its games was a series of themed rooms, all stapled together. they were in the guise of a gym.

for a day, it took on the form of a man and killed us over and over again, chasing us through the universe. when we died, we got sent to the 'reset place', where we had to get past a much weaker version of it and place four golden hearts from the wall into a box meant for us.

Anonymous 14000

I had a dream I was cleaning the floor of the job I got fired from recently saying I didn't want money just enjoyed helping and hoped I was appreciated. maybe I'll be a janitor one day

Anonymous 14287

I dreamed that I answered a post from crystal.cafe
not worth bumping for this little

Anonymous 14346

I was laying in a field, the sun was setting eternally. Some person next to me was whispering, but my brain registered their words as unimportant.

Anonymous 14385

My dreams lately have been fairly sweet, despite me being completely stressed out and depressed.

A few nights ago I had a dream where me and this guy I used to like hung out late at night together and went to McDonalds. Everything was really cute and we had a pretty wholesome time together i havent seen him in 6months cries
Afterwards we ended up running into my sister and this guy who used to like me but nothing was awkward, I felt really happy the whole time.

My other dream I had recently was of me just playing a game of soccer. I don't have the time or skill I used to have when I would actively play so being able to even feel as if I was playing a little bit like how I used to felt really good and fun.

Anonymous 14421


I vaguely remember a dream I had, I owned an alpaca farm in some Latin American country. I remember the people hated us because we were not native, but we had some cute alpacas.

Anonymous 14426

Dreamed of my ex, yet again. This is like the 3rd time this week even though I haven't thought about him at all (except for the dreams of course). I heard once that that means that the person you're dreaming of is thinking about you? Meh. Even though he was my first love we broke up yeaaaaaars ago so I hate dreaming about him.

Anonymous 14437


>be dream me in a big city

>dressed in some iteration of a ghostbusters costume
>trying to warn two asian chicks called Fan and Tan,
to be careful of a new type of deadly mosquito
>the cling to me for protection from the mosquites and i feel special
>we enter a building
>the whole building is one giant public toilet room
>each cubicle has a different label/title on the door such as 'Colonel' 'Princess' 'demi Princess'
>and finally, 'Top Leader'
>this one cubicle seems to tower above the rest for some reason
>really need to go to the bathroom, and they're all full but some one just evacuated the Top Leader shitter
>people cheer as she leaves
>quietly enter the cubicle
>its a huge room with a single toilet in the corner and a window right next to it
>i sit upon my throne
>a mosquito slinks through a crack in the window and fucking dive bombs my arm
>for some reason i cannot lift myself off the toilet
>i am paralyzed
> notice a digital timer in the corner
>they time how long you last in the toilet
>excruciating pain and body horror nightmare ensues including mosquitos going in my mouth and into my skin
>blood everywhere, skin is sloughing off
>what seems like hours later it stops and i can move
>leave the bathroom stall
>everyone is screaming wildly crying to hold on to me, throwing flowers
>i've done it
>i am the Top Leader

Anonymous 14445

i wish i'd posted here or written it down when i first woke up because it's pretty much slipped my mind, but essentially

i was some sort of modern day witch in an organization that rode dragons? fuck i honestly can't remember but i felt cool and powerful

in another dream i was a fire elemental stuck in the desert, it was getting late and i was tired. my footsteps caused the sand to go up in purple flames.

Anonymous 14448

The only real dreams I have had in the last couple of years are psychedelic dreams where I hear colors and taste sound ect.

These have been diagnosed as night-terrors but they don't really fit the symptoms.

Anonymous 14536

so i was in some sort of high-school, member of this club whose responsibility was to fight these monster pests that'd pop up every now & then. i get the feeling we were pretty bad at it, but anyway.

the dream started when we were young. i was totally idiotic, this one girl acted like a typical onee-sama,and our first ever battle was in a purple field of flowers, against these dogs with letters for heads. the guy that led us there said the field was a miracle.

fast forward a few years and we've all changed. still extrodanarily shit at our jobs tho. and me & the girl have grown kinda close. i recall telling a member of the club about it after a job, before a fence near the edge of the school. you could see a field and a small stream, beyond that the city. it was like, night. maybe he was going to confess? i got those vibes.

but basically to him, i said something along the lines of, "i don't mean to brag but, i'm closer to her than anyone else…we were made first…we rubbed off on eachother…" stuff like that.

it may be interesting to note that this world started off as an h-game i tried to port on my phone, and wanted to stop playing since it lagged like hell.

Anonymous 14539

I dreamt that I got a trimmed crafting cape in Runescape. I hate crafting.

Anonymous 14544

>watching a mockumentary movie called 'it gets worse'
>movie takes place on a space station in flashbacks
>it's about a female astronaut who gets pregnant with her second child
>while she's pregnant, her first child goes missing.
>they find the green dress and shoes she was wearing that day under a dumpster near their house.
>miscarries from stress, goes to space to cope
>movie shows the astronaut lady at the premiere of the documentary in some kind of state of shock
>we don't finish the movie but the title makes me think it's going to end with a big reveal of how she or her husband secretly murdered their daughter.
>dream-camera pans out
>be at a beach resort hotel with my sister
>she gets up and goes on a run every morning on the beach, then swims in the ocean
>suggests that i swim with her
>can't even get waist-deep in the water, waves keep knocking me back and down
>she suggests that i'm just not trying hard enough
>fine, we'll bond over movies instead of exercise
>go to a redbox near the hotel
>selection is only movies about animals and a 3D animated feature about an onion assassin that is trying to kill the president of france
>wake up from sheer confusion at that one

spent about thirty minutes last night lying awake trying to figure out how an onion would kill someone and how many puns could you come up with about peeling away his layers and revealing his heart of gold or making people cry.

Anonymous 14545

also another dream i had last night involved an elaborate music video by Queen where all the other members of the band got to eat fancy vegan grilled dinners onstage but freddie mercury was given a bowl of dry cat food because he had to sing with his mouth instead of put things in it.

Anonymous 14546

send me the contact info of your drug dealer, that is wild. love it.

Anonymous 14596


Last night I dreamt I got a huge dildo from the mail and my mom opened the box. Might be because I am always afraid she will go through my stuff and find the one I already own.

Anonymous 14629

last night i had a dream where there was a huge round-a-bout right outside my house and i could see it from my room's window that a guy friend i haven't spoken to in a while was sitting around with a bunch of people. for some reason he dyed his hair black and was wearing punk clothes, which I know is definitely not his style lol. Anyway i went outside to meet him, he disappeared, then suddenly reappeared riding a bicycle so we could have dinner at a shop in the middle of the road. we then proceeded to come back to my room and make out, and I went to turn off the lights and take his shirt off but then he started crying that I didn't ask him if he wanted to so he ran off, and I just sat there confused as hell. I still am lmao

Anonymous 14713


i dreamt that someone shipped a rescued tiger cub to me after i jokingly sent an email to the animal rescuers and it arrived on my bed while i was asleep in a clothing hamper filled with dirty clothes.

Anonymous 14729

protect this beauty, b'aww

Anonymous 15418

I don't usually remember full scenes, only moments that have me waking up ???

>A week ago

Bf and I are at the grocery store and he's being pushy about buying the larger container of cream cheese because it's "more economical!"

>A few days ago

I was taking a shit and couldn't seem to pinch it off, so I was pooping a crazy tube.

Anonymous 15452

some cute cannibal was obsessed me

Anonymous 15488

I had a dream last night that I was playing Fortnite. I've never played Fortnite before. I don't even play video games :/

Anonymous 15491

gf was wearing fuzzy pajamas. comfy cuddle.

Anonymous 15568

Had a dream I was comforting a made-up dream boyfriend who was insecure about being skinny by snuggling him in a gas station.

>tfw no qt lanklet bf to hug irl

>unconscious brain tortures me by having the physical touch imagined almost perfectly in my mind


Anonymous 15802

Working in a carnival for my uncle with this cute Roma guy and his two brothers doing a sideshow act.
Roma boy and I start to get romantic but another girl at the carnival decides I'm her rival and pits her female relatives against me telling them that I'm a filthy whore and all that.
For some reason there was also a lolita/vintage clothing booth at this carnival and I really wanted to buy this embroidered lace collar there, but I spent so long fighting with the gypsy in-laws that by the time i got back to the booth, it was closed.
roma boy and his brothers were super cute tho. RIP dream boyfriend.

Anonymous 15859

June 6th, 2018

The dream starts as another fades: I’m trying to escape out the window of my childhood home- police are there, rounding everyone up. We are all children in diapers. I escape out the window and go into the yard, then the dream shifts.
I found a lunchbox under a tree outside my house. Inside, there was some notes and my old cell phone. I turned it on, not expecting it to work because it had broken a few years ago, but it did, and it was fully charged. I called my two friends over, a boy and a girl, and I we started down the sidewalk, a friend on each side of me. I pulled out the phone and told them that something strange was happening. I turned the phone on to show that it worked, and explained that it shouldn’t work because it had been previously broken. Someone had repaired the broken battery. I took off the battery cover and found a small note hidden inside the phone, along with several others. I showed the notes to my friends as proof that someone was trying to communicate with me.

I then noticed three people walking incredibly close behind us, and my two friends and I changed direction to walk through the park. The park had a lot of people, all walking the same direction as us. The grass was green and every now and then I’d stop to pick up a roll of washi tape, while my friends led farther and farther ahead.
One of the notes from inside the phone said to keep walking forward for 300 meters, so we followed it and end up on a small street. There's was a ton of people around, walking with us, and I was nervous they were overhearing what I was saying to my friends. I didn’t want other people to overhear my clues so we tried to whisper.
The street was covered in matches and bits of fireworks. My friends and I started walking down the street, as did the other people, all the time looking for more instructions and stepping on the matches. While we're going down the street, the matches start to light themselves and everyone started running. I ran off to the side of the street, up onto the driveways, while others aren't so lucky and end up running through the flames. All around me, people scream while they run through the flames.

At the end of the street there's a note saying: "What time is The Lazy Day?" and people everyone looks around for what it means while other are try to take care of their burned feet. There’s less than half of the people remaining. Up ahead I see a black truck with white writing that says The Lazy Day, and it headed over close to us. Two men are in the front and we realize it's a BBQ food truck. I ask what time they're stopping/where and they say they will serve at a market nearby. They gave everyone a free sample of ribs and drove away.

The group of people follow the direction of the truck, heading toward the market, while eating the meat off the rib bones. It' a race, we all know it's a competition although I don't know what for. In order to get to the other side, we have to go through a building and there's brownies in pans everywhere. The building is set up like the kitchen remodel center at a hardware store, with these sample kitchens everywhere.
I found a note on the counter and it says 'dont touch the brownies' and I take my hand back, but they smell so good. The whole room is just full of the smell of chocolate brownies, making my mouth water. Everywhere I look, there’s a pan of brownies. I manage to keep on walking but others don't listen to the note. Those that eat the brownies fall over, dead.
Another note ahead reads "+2 points for every bone you drop on the floor. -10 points per bone on the floor for Christie." and people started throwing their rib bones onto the floor. A girl started running around trying to clean all of them up so she wouldn’t lose the points.

Outside the building was the market. The Lazy Day food truck was set up, and serving food. We all started eating while looking around for what to do next. Then I noticed there's blue paper notes everywhere with AUT written on it. I talk to my teammates trying to figure out what AUT means. At first I think it's something like Australia United Telecom and we ask the meat-sellers what phone providers they have, but its not AUT. Then I realize AUT means 'out' in another language, and I ask the rib sellers how many more portions of meat they have left. They reply that there's 37 more portions left. I think it means we will only get the next clue when the sellers are sold out. Other people that overheard me start buying more and more servings of food. I comment to two boys sitting at a table stacked with food that it reminds me of the scene from Spirited Away when the parents are eating the mounts of food and the two boys pat their stomachs, smiling, enjoying the feast. I’m too busy looking around for clues to eat, there is something weird, and I don’t know why it’s taken so long for the next one. I doubt I’m right about aut meaning out.

My boy teammate pulls me off to the side, he's impatient that we haven't found a clue yet and he starts pressuring me to do better. I start looking around the market for more notes from whoever is leading this weird scavenger hunt. I have this weird feeling that whoever it is, they’re on my side. They want ME to do well, it’s this feeling like they’re looking out for me.

Eventually I turn around and the AUT notes have been replaced with different signs. How could they have swapped them without me noticing? Or anyone noticing? Everyone was too busy eating to notice and I was looking somewhere else when the signs changed.

The signs are above a market stall that’s selling Japanese food and as I read across the signs, someone starts counting from 1-10 in french, screaming it. I get to the last sign and it says "Count to 10 in french as loud as you can, cover your ears and shout if you need to." A television comes on and its a woman counting in french and the entire room starts screaming along. The next line on the paper is written in Chinese and we sing along as well as we can to this Chinese song. The last line says to ask the Japanese man for a job. We all turn to the Japanese food vendor at once and scream “can I have a job?"
The man smiles and laughs and points and I thin he’s pointing at me, but he’s actually pointing at a Chinese boy wearing some kind of traditional dress. The Japanese man tells the boy that he's hired.

Everyone is looking around for what to do next, but many assume that the Chinese boy just won because he got chosen for the job. But won what? People died, is that really the end? I walk up and down the nearby fence, staring at all the posters people have put up. The posters advertise bands, events, all kinds of things. Scribbled on the edges of posters are some notes that I can barely read.

Someone comes up to me and says "looking for the local news?" and I reply that I'm looking for more clues, it can't be over yet. The boy leads me over to a small room, and my friend/teammate is sitting at a table, arms folded.
"What's going on?" I said, looking around.
"It's over, it didn't work,"he said.
"What didn't work?"
"I hoped that the puzzles would engage your thinking a bit, but it didn't work."
"What are you talking about?"
"The critical thinking during the puzzles, looking for clues, the danger of death. I thought it would engage your mind enough to wake you up, but it's over, it didn't work," he said, frowning. Two other people enter the room and stand behind me.
"You're asleep, you've been in a coma for a long time and I thought this might reach you, but it didn't. You didn't win."
I'm extremely confused and starting to get upset. The two people on either side grab my arms, and start pulling me backwards. My teammate in front of me just starts shouting WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP over and over, eyes wide and empty, in a voice that sounds too loud to be human, while the two others drag me backward through the door.

Then I woke up.

Anonymous 15863


My last dream: I watched the behind the scenes of a rat (that looked like a person) who was a specialist in fabric and things like that travel the world. Yeah. He had a small TV crew with him at all times and he even talked to other rats who had lost their family members to humans kek.

That night was really odd. It's like I had several long dreams, like, really long. I even wake up to pee but I went back to dreaming as soon as I got in bed.

Anonymous 15909

i was supposed to take care of a husky pupper that was sick in a ski resort and a bunch of people who used the ski resort died because of how treacherous the routes were. there was this boxer puppy that kept on trying to kill the the husky.

Anonymous 16517

The first part of the dream was nice.
I has just moved into a new apartment and I invited this guy who I used to date a few years ago over to see it. The apartment I was renting was part of a duplex, and my ex lived in the other half, but we had a shared attic space. When we went exploring in the attic, we started finding these odd little constructions of paper houses clumped in odd spots–like in a loft area, a window niche, and on the roof, and a bunch of old kid's toys and books which had been made/left there apparently by the last child who'd been in this apartment complex. It was sort of enchanting to explore that space and try to imagine what sort of personality he had and what games he'd played up there, while also wondering why he hadn't taken any of his toys or paper houses with him when he left.

The second part of the dream, I was shopping with my sister, and we were walking along the sidewalk of a strip mall when this car with three dudes in it slowed down along the street across from the parking lot and started shooting in a seemingly random pattern at civilians. I dropped to the ground and hid behind a vendor's display but my sister started running. after they passed, i went to look for her and found her in a stairwell leading up to housing above the stores. I didn't notice at first, but then a little girl and her friend ran into the stairwell after us. The little girl was asking for us to help her friend because she'd been shot and her leg was bleeding, but my sister (who's a doctor IRL) said she couldn't help because she'd been shot, too, and then she opened her hand and three of her fingers were missing.
We made a bandage from clothing and put it around the little girl's leg and my sister's hand, and by that time one of the ladies who lived in the housing above the store had come down and offered to give us a place to hide. After we entered her apartment, though, we looked out the window and realized that the drive-by shooters had come back, and they were circling the parking lot waiting for people to come out. They were looking for someone specific and they were yelling that they wouldn't leave until they found (and presumably killed) whoever it was. So we decided to make a run for it and try to get to a car in the parking lot so we could leave. That's where the dream tapered off. I think some more people got shot while we were trying to get to a van. When a dream ends during an exciting part like that, I always assume I died in the dream.

Anonymous 16519

Dream analysis is my jam too bad you can't do it over an imageboard

Anonymous 16521

same! i always wake up like 'what the fuck is my brain trying to tell me'
i think you could probably do it over an imageboard but the people sharing the dreams would have to feel comfortable sharing some details of their personal lives.
like i'm >>16517 and i think the first half of my dream is about wanting to move out (i'm living with my sister right now) and get some personal space and rediscover some of my creative passions that i had when i was a kid, because right now i'm being really unproductive and have kind of been depressed. maybe something to do with also feeling like my current bf doesn't recognize the achievements/talents that i'm proud of, or used to be proud of, anyways.

the second part of the dream is definitely about my sister going back to work and being afraid that she's not going to be able to do her job when she starts again in about a week. she works at a big hospital and oftentimes they have victims of gang violence come into the ward, and it's a very stressful environment. the thing that she actually has to worry about is having another nervous breakdown but in my dream that translated to her being physically impaired, I think.

Anonymous 16547


Dreamed that my grandpa hallucinated ghosts and everyone called him senile and delusional.

Anonymous 16570

what I find often is that dreams often have some linguistic pun attached to them. Like for example I had a dream about a girl named Cest that I know but I figured out that Cest -> Sister- in other words the entire dream was actually about my sister

Or if you dream about a pickle and it is a metaphorical pickle, like that sort of thing

Anonymous 16571

Call him.

Anonymous 16573

It's all just VR training, most of the time. Nobody's a hunter-gatherer anymore, though, so they're just really abstractly based on modern life, now. For instance, the classic "forgot my pants" or "back to school" dreams.

Anonymous 16574

Had a dream yesterday where Korea won against Germany.
Korea actually wins. Nice!

Anonymous 16578


true true but sometimes I think they can be metaphorical and say a lot bout ur mental state

Anonymous 16598

They do, literally. If you're thinking about being lost in the woods, you'll dream it. Big test. Dream it.

Anonymous 23475

Dreamt about living in a world where robots had fortune telling as a hobby. Some guy led me to a small grey room and there was this huge metal spider hanging from the ceiling. It ran one of it's legs ( hands? ) across my palm and started to create predictions for me in a web.
I don't remember what it told me, but I think my number was 23?

Anonymous 23636

I dreamt about sleeping with my boss. It started with me walking into his office because he told me he wanted to discuss something. He then closed the door and said “How do you deal with all this sexual tension?” while taking his clothes off. He was so matter of fact about it. He pointed to his lap and was like “take a seat here” and we started from there. I woke up really horny that morning.

Anonymous 23642

Is he hot irl?

Anonymous 23678

Average looking though even then I don’t have a type physically because I like guys based on how I feel around them. What’s weird is sometimes find myself having a crush on a guy I don’t even like physically because there’s something about their character I admire and hope to emulate.

Anonymous 23746

I vaguely remember my dream from last night. I was in this all magic girls school and one of my classmates was explaining to me how this magic book worked.

Anonymous 23747


Anyone else have cuddle dreams? Where you cuddle with someone and your brain somehow reproduces how it feels to have someone elses bodily warmth pressed up against you

I’ve had these a couple times and they’re the best. Had one a couple months ago where I was in prison for some reason and this boy cuddled me to make me feel better. It felt amazing, he looked like Nikolas Cruz though

Anonymous 23754

I dreamed about getting raped by my stillborn brother over and over last night. It was rather spooky, he was all deformed and enraged at me for being alive, screaming about how he should been my mother's first born.
he was kind of qt tho

Anonymous 23755

The first dream I had, I was losing my teeth. One at a time, as I "slept" I would wake up with another tooth missing. One of them ended up turning to powder in my fingers as I picked it up.

In my second dream, I was part of a space exploration or space tourism flight. Just minutes after we (there were a couple other people I didn't recognize with me) were in orbit, the earth was destroyed, split into chunks by an explosion. The rest of the dream was spent mourning the earth and trying to figure out how to prolong the lives of the other survivors.

Maybe my anxiety is affecting my dreams…

Anonymous 23756

If this was a horror movie, I'd watch it.

Anonymous 23757

yes I think usually if you dream of losing your teeth it means you are very anxious

Anonymous 23768

Anonymous 23770

it kind of does, it's called The Unborn

Anonymous 23776

I dreamt I was playing league of legends and I teleported to my turret, then the turret started attacking me and a Jayce tried to hit me but I didn't let him and got executed. Then I got back but I was only level 1 and everyone else was like 12. Suddenly my perspective shifted from topdown videogame to first person irl, and I was sitting in class with my team. I said something like "we can win this they're all beaners".

Everyone went completely silent and left the room, then 4 guys who worked for Riot Games entered the room and started scolding me for saying beaner, and they gave me an ultimatum; either I had to become less toxic or I had to give up and go back to my studying, when they showed me my application to an AI programming school (I don't even program, I just think AI is fascinating). But then I realized I was actually dreaming so within my dream I contacted my best friend on discord and told him what I just dreamt about.

Still in my dream, I woke up in my bed and for some reason wanted to go shopping but it was midnight, so I went outside but I was still in my underwear and I only brought my belt when I meant to bring my keys. Then I remembered I was dreaming so I "reset" myself (kinda like a quickload) from when I was in bed so I could get dressed and bring my keys, but then I woke up

Anonymous 23969

Had a dream that I went into the Trader Joe's near my work for the first time. Not only was it incredibly tiny on the inside (three aisles and two coolers) the food was outrageously expensive, and the clerk and his manager were both dicks. luckily me and the ICE KING downloaded a weird Minecraft mod where you could delete IRL people through a drop-down menu and replace them with new ones that you customized yourself, so we deleted the dick clerk and his manager and replaced them both with friendly and cute ladies.

dreamologists, what the fuck does this mean

Anonymous 23978

Not a dreamologist but how dare your dreams slander Trader Joe's like that.

Maybe it's something about being unexpectedly disillusioned or disappointed about something new and finding a solution to that.

Anonymous 24159


I was a stranger in a place that appeared like a small Midwestern town long ago struck by poverty, which had since recovered only to the degree that the intolerable conditions were accepted among the populace as a normal standard of living. There were no streets but potholes continuously streaming through deceitful cracks, like a deranged network of man-sucking tarmac. I arrived at one of the schools. They sat in their desk-chairs and did not speak. There was no teacher. They were waiting for me to say something but I did not know what. They looked at me and they knew I was stranger, and they could sense from my vestige that I would live a different life and that I could not be one of them. They thought I was there to teach them, but I had no such training.
A couple of tots were playing in what appeared to be a corridor, until you realized there were no walls; at every end were heaps of miscellany, and if you stared long enough you could find a crevice to creep through and be free, or you would think, and then slipping through, you would find another such "room." A tweaker, presumably their mother, peered suspiciously through one of these crevices, wondering if I were some sort of danger to her tots, and came swooping down to collect them. She looked into my eyes like I were a child molester.
I turn to my comic books as a reminder of a way of life that does not exist here. I am reading an unfamiliar story about a young man. My mother appears and tells me to stop looking at comics and to face reality.
I am in one of their coffee shops, which may have doubled as a living room. It was in the basement and there were no doors, only three little pale blue windows. I did not know how I appeared in the room but I was there. A fire broke out, and no one moved at all. I stuffed the children through the window, then tried to push a woman through. I myself climbed out, but I could not fit through the window. I flexed my arms and the wooden frame broke off, allowing me to pass through.
I was preparing to leave. I went to the nearest airport-maze and walked along signless spirals hoping to arrive somewhere else. My father and brother came along and stopped me. "He's here!" I ceased by fleeing and saw a space had opened up for me in the crowds. I sat along one of the airport-trenches and waited. He sat on a chariot rushing down the line, and his hair was flamboyant like the Goblin King Jareth but refined like a 70s businessman. Trump peered down at me and I felt that I was looking into the face of a much higher being. All around me the crowds felt ecstasy in unison, smiling, cheering, and I was no exception. There was a wholeness there in sharing an icon-god. The image fades to the sound of sweet raindrops which harshly dissolve into the whirring of my air conditioning unit.

Anonymous 24272

I dreamed that I was at a birthday party. My roommate had invited the person having a birthday (a pretty red-haired girl) and several of their other friends over to play Mario Kart and have cake and get drunk, and I was sitting in the living room with them. The birthday girl was obviously wanting to mack on my roommate and was uncomfortable that I lived there with him and was sitting at his side just hanging out. At first she tried to say stuff like 'oh we only have four controllers, there's no need for you to be here' and 'oh isn't this boring for you', but I was like, 'I don't mind just watching' and everyone else was fine with that. Eventually I picked up the game case and started reading the back of it, and she looked over and interrupted me with a 'No.'
I was confused, but then she continued, 'You make me uncomfortable. You need to leave.'
Everyone else agreed because, while there was no logical reason for me to leave my own apartment, it was 'making her uncomfortable', and I couldn't invalidate her feelings, and it was her birthday after all so she got to make the rules.
So I went outside and walked around and met Destiny's Child and Beyonce cursed the entire city.

Anonymous 24273

>So I went outside and walked around and met Destiny's Child and Beyonce cursed the entire city.
that escalated quickly

Anonymous 24556

So in today's dream I was on the hill where my garden is. I took a stroll inside the forest that's close to my garden (not in real life, just in my dream) and then came back in my garden, probably to take a book and come back home. Between the forest and the garden I saw my crush, he was going into the forest just as I left. When I got out of my smol cabin I saw a huge green bird (green means mutated because of toxic compounds as in toons, right?), of about 1 m, exophtalmia (I think that's the fault of the tarsier anon from the sing along thread kek), her whole body was covered in green shiny wax and such a long beak it must have been 3/4 of her size, like 2 times a crocodile's muzzle. Anyways I watched that bird flying anywhere but in my own garden and at some point she metamorphosized into a green reindeer and started eating grass. I was simply amazed that this happened. Then a bit later she metamorphosized back into a bird and flew high. When she came back to the soil she became a human (and again started to eat grass). She came back to the soil once again, turning back into a reindeer. Whatever. At some point I left the garden and told to a friend of my crush and her bf "Guys there is a huge green bird in my garden which metamorphosized into a human being" to which they laughed, of course, and went on. Didn't expect otherwise. As I went down from the hill I had to go through some stairs which were made of books and I messed up some of them after which I put them back in place and came back home.
Being awake I noticed 2 things:
1. Having a giant bird which transforms into whatever it wants is actually fucking terrifying but in my dream it was extremely pleasant to look at such a beauty.
2. That dude wasn't my friend's crush's bf, more like bff but they should be together anyways.

Anonymous 24624

A few days ago I had a nightmare, when I woke up I was shaking, that never happened to me before. I remember only the end, it was like this: there was a circle of kids kicking one little girl so hard she was flying a meter high in the air, and when she fell to the floor her head was so bruised, she looked like 10 cars hit her, so I picked her up and asked frantically "are you ok?! Where are your parents? We need to call an ambulance" and she said totally normally "yeah I'm ok" so as I was carrying her around looking for help we saw my neighbor and the girl says "oh that's my friend" and we approached him but he was acting very odd and he pushed his finger into the girl's eye but she was acting like nothing happened and I was terrified and carried her away but then I woke up and as I said I was shaking. It was like a horror movie.
But today I had a nicer dream, I think I was in a videogame but it was like completely immersive (like you're just living normally but somehow it's a game) and I saw a guy that I like and he wanted to buy something but he had just started the game so he had no money and I took his hand and said "it's ok, I'll help you earn the money" it was nice holding his hand even if it was a dream.

Anonymous 24625


Dreamt they caught me smoking weed at work (illegal AND i'm in the military), everyone was looking down on me & i was sent to jail & my life was over lmao

Anonymous 24640

I had a dream where i was desperately making an oreo cheescake. I don't know why tho and now i really want to bake something sweet.

Anonymous 24697

I had a dream about the guy I'm interested in right now, which I always do before I plan to approach them. It must be a stress thing.
Anyway, in my dream he turned out to be French (he's definitely not irl lmao) and a bisexual (maybe he is?) weeaboo (probably not), which I found out through searching him up on facebook. Dream-him was very eager to be my friend and he even came over to my house that very day to meet my mom. In the end I decided to not pursue him because he was a weeb and I've outgrown that (lmao).

Anyway, it was certainly an improvement from last time where I forced the guy to vomit by feeding him an egg (and he rejected me later irl). I don't really believe in premonitions, but part of me wants this to be a good sign.

Anonymous 28015

I had a dream where I was on a tropical island. The water was blue, palm trees everywhere, and all the people were Samoan(except me). My grandma was alive but I never saw her, instead she just left weed and tobacco for me on this cabinet that I smoked throughout the day. I'm straight edge but was constantly smoking and drinking alcohol the entire dream.

I got involved in some initiation ritual where I ate this turquois and white striped fruit, it looked like a one of the LGBT pride flag sub category variants or something. It tasted like icecream.

We went swimming a lot. I was swimming in what seemed like a tiled pool but suddenly it turned into ocean and someone called out "careful it's deep over there", I screamed a question back asking if there were sharks and they assured me there weren't. I got back on land after that anyway.

At the end of the dream I cooked a frozen pizza and ate it. There's a lot of conversation, games, and swimming I am not remembering, but overall it was a paradise dream.

Anonymous 28024

I was in this modern styled apartment, but I think it was actually a dorm since it was so massive; it was for a debate team, I think, and it was shades of dark blue, with metallic walls and a lush blue carpet. There were drapes over some of the entrances.
I remember like, 7 beautiful girls in there with me and I guess they were on my team. Can't remember much else sadly but I woke up feeling so satisfied.

Anonymous 28256

that sounds really nice
I remember seeing Jolyne Kujo in my dream today, I dream of jojos too often

Anonymous 29507

I was house-shopping with some random guy, I went into the bathroom and it was like surrounded by an underwater scene with fish swimming around, I guess it was in a pond or lake or something. Somehow I started swimming in this underwater area, there was a lot of fish and some scary things like eels which was really unpleasant. I went back and showed the guy the shower. It was cool but also kind of scary. There was more to the dream but that was the only part I remember clearly.

Anonymous 29544

Today I dreamed of my high school crush and he was playing some new pokemon game but the battles weren't turn based, they were more real time. And I snuggled up to him and watched him play, it was nice.
Lately I've been dreaming of snuggling with guys (I'm lonely), yesterday it was with some guy I never even talked to lol and my dead friend was there too, I was catching up with her because I hadn't seen her in a long time

Anonymous 31497

Yesterday I dreamed that I was hanging out with Steven Wilson in his huge beautiful mansion and he added me as a friend in a mobile game and I felt so honored that we became friends.
Today I dreamed that all men and women in the world killed each other so there was only me and 2 other girls and 3 men but the men were disgusting neets so we killed them as well. weird

Anonymous 31534

The Steven Wilson dream was cool, but I dunno about the other one.
I recently had a super mundane dream about being at the grocery store and my bf was passionately explaining how whipped cream cheese is superior.

Anonymous 31577

I dreamt I was on the way to a foreign continent via plane, but with a long layover at an airport. I went to get some food, but then realized I don't have any money, so I ordered anyway, and then dine and dashed. The food was really bad, so I tried to justify it to myself with that, but a few hours later, while still at the airport, a waitress chased me down and confronted me, and she cried.

I also realized I would be on vacation with absolutely no money, not even to get around with public transit. My old classmates from middle school were there too and talking about all the plans they had for the trip. Felt bad.

Anonymous 32053

I had a dream that I went to a pawn store and bought a bootleg copy of Pokemon ruby lol

Anonymous 32377

I had a dream that the government turned into some handmaiden's tale shit and my ex owned me as a slave. I killed him.

Anonymous 32386

I dreamt I was meeting up with an ex gf, who was living in America (we live in Europe irl) and I was going to watch her dog for a while while she was traveling, but we were really close and holding hands and all that. As soon as she left, I discovered huge, shiny, black beetles in her apartment, and tried to protect the puppy from them by putting a tupperware container over them, but then I saw that I had also trapped other, smaller animals, and tried to let them out without letting the beetles out, and it was stressful and dumb

Anonymous 52301

i was a baker-author, which meant i extracted my thoughts via this thing that looked like a gramophone (i think that's what they're called) and my thoughts become a white liquid. i poured this liquid into a mixing bowl, and dressed it up with various things (i can't remember what these things were), then to "bake" it i poured it into a empty book casing; the pages just sort of magically appeared as i poured.

really wishing i actually read what was there (since i feel the book was an actual stream of consciousness type deal!) but after taking in a few lines (terracotta bitter-sweet [something]) i woke up

Anonymous 62613

Graphic, so I spoilered.

i was a big breasted hentai lass that wanted to experiment so i visited a theme park full of other hentai girls and it was meant for lesbian sex or something (the dream was in 2d, like an anime)
anyway i met this hs girl and she took advantage of me being a thirsty office woman
it was honestly kinda hot and i have no fucking idea how it ended in me transporting (idr the transition) into a weird neighborhood, fucking one of my baby goats (don't own one irl this happened in the dream) and cutting off its legs.

this wasn't a nightmare, i just felt so damn guilty. and i was thinking "well is fucking a goat and cutting of its legs a sin??" literal weirdest dream I've ever had

Anonymous 62720

Inattentive puzzle…

I often have dreams where I'm handcuffed or tied up or just can't move in anyway while snakes or spiders attack me. Does that mean anything and can I stop this?

Anonymous 62750

>was in some kind of classroom
>sit at desk next to this guy i met on tinder (in the dream)
>he's nice to me at first, clearly likes me, i like him, very cute and sweet
>then say i don't want to have kids
>he goes insane saying i wasted his time and deceived him, just blows up and is shouting and throwing things and going nuts
>he smacks me
>i jump on him and beat the crap out of him, just hold him down and keep punching him in the face

in general i used to have nightmares every night, then at one point i screamed out "screw you" (IRL shouted while asleep) and since then I just started beating the crap out of people antagonizing me in dreams. now all my dreams are me just going hog wild and pummeling them. it's probably unhealthy but I kind of like it.

Anonymous 62756

Anonymous 62757

(Oops hit reply too quickly.)
I Always lose fights in my dream, i dreamt that a girl punched me in the eyball and i felt it when i woke up

Anonymous 65060


>had a dream where crush was watching friends
>find out irl one of his favorite shows is friends
make your dreams come true

Anonymous 65085

That's scary anon. You should watch out for enemy stand users.

Anonymous 68296

had a dream where i accidentally put a spoonful of salt/sugar in my ramen while cooking it

i woke up and then put spoonful of chilli powder in my ramen, no worries haha

Anonymous ## Cleanup crew 79699

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