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Post like a moid pt 2 Anonymous 137470

Anonymous 137471

>i want to kill because i hate myself and im only happy when women are suffering

Anonymous 137473

>no girl will ever love me I'm 5'7.23
>no bro I'm 6'3 and I don't get pussy, it's all about face
>dude I'm a 9/10 positive canthal tilt hunter eyed symmetric square jaw Chad, but it doesn't help when you have aspergers, it's all about personality

Anonymous 137476

she sleeps with literally everyone but me

Anonymous 137481

No it's not about personality, that's a lie. Foids can't relate to anything but lipstick and vibrators. It's all about the confidence. Grab a female and sling her over your shoulder and bring her back to your man cave (much like in unga bunga times) and show her your crusty cum sock collection (foids will be attracted to the stench)

Anonymous 137487

DAE want kids? Not daughters tho, since I ain’t no cuck! Nevermind that I never clean my house and stuff, since that’s a female’s job. Fuck changing diapers, too.
I’m going to make a good dad, though. I will show my son how to fish, play football, drink beer, and win a drunken fistfight. His mom will serve as a good practice dummy on saturday nights, hehehe. Not like females are good for anything else.
Except sex, of course, but then, the female will turn loose after giving birth to my 10 sons. Her cunt will never be the same. I’m going to have to slip it in her tight ass while we do missionary. She would likely say no if I asked, but she has probably given ass to some Chad before me, anyways. It’s only fair that I take my turn. Besides, asking for consent is for betacucks.
I want kids. I want to be a dad. I want to put my seed in a female, and to make her carry it to term, so that I could claim a personal accomplishment for fullfilling my evolutionary role of an inseminator.
That’s why I’m against abortion. Females should submit to their natural role as incubators. They should be grateful for getting impregnated, in fact. Being a mom is the best they can ever be. It’s how they become complete. Doesn’t matter if they got infected with HIV in the process. I’m trying to say, that my sperm is a God’s gift to females, and that’s why I smear my stuck-up cunt neighbor’s mailbox with it every once in a while. Hope she’s not over 25 tho.

Anonymous 137511

>copy c.c /feels/ thread
>replace male/moid -> female/femoid

Anonymous 137512


Fellas, is it gay if I see my best friend crossdress and wear the sexiest, sluttiest swimsuit; suck his huge throbbing dick entirely, eat his ass and caress it all, have a twelve hour anal session together, hold hands during and after sex, kiss passionately by fully using our lips and tongue, empty each other's balls until they're dried than the Sahara, cuddle and tell each other how amazing the sex was, emotionally connect in ways we have never done so before, and give each other a goodnight kiss on the forehead before he goes home?
Ngl, my best friend told me he would love to do all of this for shits and giggles, but can't help but think that the last part seems kinda gay to me. What do I think?

Pic related, he said he bought a bikini very similar to this one (sent me a pic like an hour ago) and has bought all the necessary stuff as well to do this deed this Saturday. It is only a matter of answering if I want to do this funny stuff together, haha.

Anonymous 137514


>9/10 with all that verbosity
ngmi from the moment you were a sperm cell

t. literal supermodel at 110/10, math PhD, 300k starting; 7'1", 40 BMI of pure muscle, horse dick, and can make a woman orgasm ten times by just looking at her pussy

Anonymous 137516

why are they like this… when I see posts like this my fujo brain activates.

Anonymous 137517

Truth is stranger than fiction, nona!
An actual post by a moid.

Anonymous 137519

Forgot to spoiler it.

Anonymous 137520


Anonymous 137521


I do wonder about this way of thinking. I've always assumed these sorts of moids are either closet gay or just pitiful enough to fuck anyone even if they aren't sexually attracted to them.

Anonymous 137524

they're just really gay.

Anonymous 137525


One could imagine "being gay" as a lifestyle, separate from the sexuality, which would explain their urges, but reluctance to identify as such. Then again, that anon IS a Finn.
Scandi's just have it in their blood, being a seafaring peoples and all, I guess.

You sure invented a lot of content from "I fantasize about sucking dick and being submissive" Gay sex isn't nearly as romantic as you imagine.

Anonymous 137526

It looks like the standard gay moid on 4chan, nothing closet about it. The point is for them to groom straight virgin moids into becoming prison gay out of desperation.

Anonymous 137529


Bros, how dafuq do I convince my gf of 3 months that I want to fuck her in the ass?
I know that most women secretly want to do it, but they don't want to immediately expose themselves for the sluts
that they are, it's just that I want to approach this the right way, I don't want to scare her off like I do care
about the bitch still. Should I like gently insert my finger up her ass during sex or just spit on it and rub
the rim a bit? Dunno if true, but I heard many of them wipe their holes with baby wipes so I shouldn't really
find any shit on the surface, right? Also. is it safe to put my dick in there without a condom like if she just took
a clean shit or am I risking an infection? Is it only safe after enema? Do they expect you to buy them one of those enema
sets after your convince them or do these sluts buy one themselves or usually own one in secret? Is it true that anal
also makes them gradually more submissive to you? Oh and.. should I buy anal beads in advance too?

Anonymous 137530

listen, don't get anal beads, that's gay. if your woman wants to stick anything besides your dick inside her, it's all over for you. my tip would be just stick it in her butt "by accident" she will love it!
(sorry i just had to reply)

Anonymous 137537

i am a burden to every woman around me and i'm gonna make it their problem

Anonymous 137539


Hey /b/ros, I think I messed up..
My gf of 2 years found that lara croft horse video in my "work documents" folder. She now always glares at me and was silent at the table during breakfast.
How fucked am I bros?? I mean bitch, why did you check my personal shit in the first place? Every man has at least a few pictures of tiddies in their secret folders,
this bitch is acting surprised. Maybe she is just jealous of me that I have a stronger more refined taste and not that tame vanilla shit that foids watch like - Stacy and Becky scissoring in girl's locker room.

Anonymous 137543

Shes likely mad at you because her internal urges tell her a horse would please her more than you. Remember almost all women fuck dogs. 9/10 pabts smeers test positive for dog and racoon semen. Its only logical they would want a horse to hit all their walls too. Break up with her. Youll never get that fire out of her dude. Find a tradwife who only sleeps with lapdogs.

Anonymous 137544

i forgor about the horse thing, lol. i remember the first time i came across incel forums and was genuinely confused kek they project their disgusting urges and fetishes onto us

Anonymous 137564

Lost at the racoon. Absolute gold

Anonymous 137580

Please address the rampant anorrectal violence and claims

Anonymous 137586

Anonymous 137587

Just do it fag

Anonymous 137596


I don't know lad, i just want to suck a real fat cock and get humilliate meinwhile he fuck and spank my ass for being such a slutty men to have fun

Anonymous 137597



Anonymous 137598

lol, meinwhile, sorry for that lil mistake.

Anonymous 137645

>be me
>go to the gym
>see some whore with skin-tight leggings doing squats in the corner 40ft away from me
>day ruined
>go home and jerk off to triple penetration lolicon rape hentai

How do you cope knowing that you will never experience the golden days of the roman empire, fellow anons?

Anonymous 137697

It ended up better, don't worry.

Anonymous 137786

Child tummy and legss, erotic, seggsy!!!😭😭

Anonymous 137979

I think its funny youre going to die alone

Anonymous 137983

Imagine being so obsessed you're seeking female attention in a womans only website.

Report and ignore ladies, crumbs of female attention is what this ugly loser wants

Anonymous 138005

what are you talking about, /tg/ has had plenty of them.

Anonymous 138015

I am 18 and a virgin. Should I just kill myself, or become femboy? That's all that's left for me, bros… every foid my age has had 200+ partners and their pussies hang down to their knees… the only thing left for me is to take estrogen or rope… it isn't fair… living in a matriarchy sucks!

Anonymous 138025

Why do posts like hers keep getting deleted? It was obviously a joke, hence the point of the "talk like a moid" thread.
Do you guys not understand the whole joke?

Anonymous 138036

>tfw no dominant fujo gf that will let me receive rough anal sex from strong masculine men while she watches
life is truly suffering bros

Anonymous 138037

I wish there were actually men like this.

Anonymous 138049

Seek treatment

Anonymous 138050


Depends if you want to continue living, tbh. The matriarchy is still here and is fully backed by the entire U.S. military, so you might get killed by orders of a woman's from simply having a nanosecond of eye contact that she didn't like either way, lmao.
However, by becoming a femboy and giving up your manhood, you first have to submit your anal virginity to the local feminist cadre that is uglier than sin and heavier than the moon, and also has a huge 15" dildo that you have to take it all in. After all, we live in a matriarchy, so you owe her your asshole before you have the right to call yourself a femboy and essentially join womanhood.

So, if you happen to pass the brutal, no-lube-allowed pegging, and you don't die from either the anal session or failing the test, you better sell that ass of yours as a femboy if you want to continue living in the matriarchy. You still won't get any kind of free shit women get like scholarships, open admission to any universities, fast-track to F500 jobs, priority seating, etc. from simply being a femboy, so you better prostitute yourself and then maybe you could become a radical feminist politician's 23rd concubine, or something.

Anonymous 138051

>actively seeking to get dominated by a man stronger and bigger than you
She's dropping your ass the moment you open yourself that way, bro. Instead, you will have to give rough anal sex to a quasi-shota boy, whether you like it or not as a bottom.
He might cheat on you if he discovers he is fully gay and fully bottom, nona.
You do you, though.

Anonymous 138107

Females deserve to be convicted for vaginal terrorism towards incels

Anonymous 138111

Uhhh I’m a man like this, we’re all moids itt this thread, bro.

Anonymous 138112

Oh my, I really need to be careful opening spoilered images in public.

Anonymous 138118

But I want to be a femboy fucked by a big, strong man (no I am not a fag) so I can truly feel my place in this world. I do not want anything to do with disgusting foids, I've had my share of them after asking probably a dozen out on dates and getting ghosted over and over again. Foids hit the wall at age 7 but a man is attractive well into his 90's. Where can I find a nice handsome strong alpha male to put me in my place? Life isn't fair bros
I coomed
I've been saying this

Anonymous 138120

Bros…I'm straight as an arrow but I love me some feminine penis. Ain't nothing gay about liking femininity! Roasties are disgusting

Anonymous 138143

I would be attracted to the stench though.

Anonymous 138508


>Where can I find a nice handsome strong alpha male to put me in my place? Life isn't fair bros
Install GRINDR and get TOPPED then.
No need to join the matriarchy if you want to get fucked by a dick so big, it makes you shit easier so you don't need to wipe your ass even less because everyone knows that's gay (the wiping, that is).

Anonymous 138529

That sounds based, thanks GRINDR-TOPPED chad

Anonymous 138535

Ehh I wrote a response to this, why did it get deleted?

Anonymous 142724

if you can fuck a femboy and be straight, and you can BE a femboy and be straight, can two femboys fuck each other and be straight?

Anonymous 142728

men are entitled by nature

Anonymous 142792

It's cute and funny, it's cunny.

Anonymous 142793

go back to cc, foid.

Anonymous 142797


Anonymous 142801

I fell for the /g/ meme and bought a chinkpad and installed Arch on it when gentoo would've been the better option.

Anonymous 142840


Anonymous 142891

good morning
please respond
fuck you ugly fat whore. you think you're too good for me bitch? you're nothing but a hole. slut

Anonymous 142893


hey /b/ros who wants to watch a movie?

Anonymous 142897

We said moid not ogre

Anonymous 142903

mój boże… ohyda Polski…

Anonymous 142925

Baby gril………… be mine……………….. show me vagena and i will kiss it…… dont show me vagena and i will rape………
where bob

Anonymous 143035

sexbots soon /b/rathers
[waiting intensifies]
any day now…

Anonymous 143040

Just nutted in a my mom’s garden to see if I can grow a new species

Anonymous 143090

hello miss

Anonymous 143099

>indian moid parody
Extra points

Anonymous 143102

Anonymous 143217


Anyone wipe piss on their shirt instead of using toilet paper or is that just me? I sort of like the smell, but my femoid birth giver certainly doesn’t.

Anonymous 143220

Based, next time leave a poopy surprise in her pillowcase

Anonymous 143259

I live just fine on my own and this makes foids seethe

Anonymous 143260

My apartment is made out of filth. Hoes mad

Anonymous 143274

help me i vcant stop masturbating its notb riuning mym life though

Anonymous 143276

(outside of OP's instructions: this thread is rather fucked LOL)

Anonymous 144216

>be me
>go to college
>talk to 5"3 big titted foid
>nice chat, she smiles and laughs
>she is clearly flirting and wants me
>5"11 boyfriend comes to get her
>"bye anon, see you later" with a smile
all foids are cheating whores

Anonymous 144219

I agree bro. I love sucking off my pals too and grinding on their buttcheeks in a bro type of way. No homo. I love being a man.

Anonymous 144262

YWNBAM, faggot

Anonymous 144341

stand tall, my kin…

love you too bro (no homo tho).

Anonymous 144347

I want to fuck you in the ass until you cum all over but no homo

Anonymous 144388

I'm fucking dying reading this thread thanks op 😭😭😭

Anonymous 144404


I used to have these thoughts of murder. I cant remember if it was before or after I started taking my anti depressive drugs. I would just think about the perfect way to kill a man and get away with it. I thought about it like a puzzle, how would I do it and then get away with it.
I stopped taking my meds like a year ago, at first i just forgot to take them for a week but it was then that I noticed. I noticed how much the drugs had changed me. I was angry, Fucking pissed. I realized how the drugs had turned me into a zombie, a shell of a person. so I stopped taking them.

A year after I stopped taking the drugs i have started getting these murderous thoughts again. there is no puzzle this time. I just want to go out into the forest with an axe and kill the first nigger I see.

Anonymous 144468

sounds like you enjoy hurting other people

Anonymous 144632

Anonymous 144635

guys use tp on their peehole?

Anonymous 144639


If moids need proof femcels exist…

Anonymous 144723

nah this is going too far

Anonymous 145159

How many of you use these threads to just release your darkest thoughts? Because it's not subtle at all.

Anyway if any of you sisters wanna hit me up on discord you can reach me at totallyAgirl#69420 we can talk about periods and all that and i am also a podiatrist so i can give you a free consultation if you send me pictures of your feet haha


>i am also a podiatrist so i can give you a free consultation if you send me pictures of your feet haha
Oh, what a mere Cohencidence! (the jews, amirite :DDDD), I am a vaginologist myself so, if I may, I want to advertise and hopefully practice my totally-accredited profession by telling y'all that I, too, will give free consultations to any girlie here who reaches me out on my email, which I have provided in this very post ;)

Anonymous 145379

good morning xirs, I hate all women

Anonymous 145580

waayy too real

Anonymous 145594

What was your dick doing in the orca though?

Anonymous 145793

100% straight bro here. male gay sex is extremely superior to any kind of sex involving women and their reeking bacteriological warfare cunt canals. my goodness. woman: wondering if her "discharge" is normal as slimy grease oozes from her fetid pit. man: stately, elegant, shapely, tidy penis which contains the whole vigour of life.

Anonymous 145795

xxy intersex women are women

Anonymous 145809

Read the thread title ;)

Anonymous 145813


This is the perfect webm. It perfectly encapsulates modern day white and Asian women. It perfectly shows why Asian women are the superior partner. Let's really break it down, shall we?

First notice the husband gets home from a long, hard day at work. He walks through the door and you'll notice 2 things:
The first thing you'll notice is his white wife who stands there, arms folded. The second thing you'll notice is Marie Kondo, an Asian woman, leave where she was standing to go and greet the white man with a hug. After that, you'll see the other white Asian leave where she was standing to go and greet the white man with a hug.

What is the white woman doing during all this time? Standing in place, arms folded. When her husband walks by her, she remains standing in place and demands that her husband turn back around, and walk back to where she is standing to greet her. This perfectly exemplifies the selfishness, entitlement, narcisism, self-centeredness, and arrogance of modern day white woman. Everything revolves around them, their partner exists to please them, they themselves are all that matters in the relationship. Compare that to the Asian woman who selflessly drop what they are doing and go out of their way to greet the white man who gets home after a long day of work. Let that sink in for a moment.

After the white man greets her, then you will see the white woman walk towards the door. And no, I am not kidding. The very same door her husband just entered in seconds ago, the very same door that she refused to walk towards to greet her husband she is now walking towards. She stood in place and waited until her husband greeted her before she walked towards the door. She could have begun doing so when her husband got home, but she didn't do that because she demanded that her husband go out of his way to greet her. That just shows a cruelness and mean-spiritedness that only white woman possess.

Fuck white women.

Anonymous 145814

You too retard, only men say based.

Anonymous 145887

Agreed, fuck white women. Can't wait to marry a submissive trad Asian woman to help save the white race. 1488

Anonymous 145889

This is so good that I almost reported you before I realized what thread this was posted in.

Anonymous 145891

love at first sigh…

i, too, enjoy the futa genre, my fellow man of culture.

Anonymous 146162

Where is my piss jug and cum sock?

Anonymous 146167


My advice to all my whitebros is to just Asiamaxx. White women are traitors who have ruined the west by voting for more Muslim immigrants and other woke bullshit. They even fuck dogs.

I only earned minimum wage as a kindergarten teacher back home, but here I live like a king. I am drowning in pussy here while Asian women literally worship my BWC. I’m 40 now, obese and also a Norwood 3 but a decent face, so back home I am considered a 3/10 landwhale by those shallow western egotistical whores. No matter how many 18 year old blonde girls I hit on, not one of them returned my advances. Fucking whores.

White females wouldn’t even give me the time of day, pathetic arrogant shallow whores. Here I slay 10/10 Thai prime teen puss on the reg. Reject white women, brother. Slanted pussy is where it’s at. Pic rel, me and the prime qt I’m currently fucking. White women on suicide watch. Seethe western roasties, you will NEVER have me.

Anonymous 146548


Rate this text

Anonymous 146549


And give thoughts on the response

Anonymous 146550

If a girl never texts first but responds when I do is that always a bad sign?

Anonymous 146551

No, I don’t think so. Some people just naturally text first, others don’t. Even really good friends, at least in my experience.

As long as it isn’t clear you’re annoying said person, it’ll be fine.

Anonymous 146552

I forgot this was the post like a moid thread just ignore me

Anonymous 146590

Redo your post to make it sound like you're a moid.

Anonymous 146654


Anyone else here finds these pics of badly drawn anime girls really hot or is it just me? Like i get off the idea of a unrealistic female body with g cups and pencil thin waist and hartmann hips. A female with a body like this can barely function in the real life and will need my help to do mundane things and that's what is hot about it. Need me a gf like in picrel asap

Anonymous 146662

Not realistic enough to be a moid post. They wouldn't care how women with bodies like this would function in real life and 4chan moids would genuinely think that every woman who doesn't look like a slightly less exaggerated version of this is a tranny.

Anonymous 146707


Here’s the moid version

Foids don’t know how to be docile these days, smh. Filthy. For one thing, you’re dating another foid. Secondly, I’d say she’s a whore who can never be a good wife, but you deserve to die alone, you fucking homo, who won’t fuck the poor sigma men in line for you.

Anonymous 146731

you fell for the roastie scheme

Anonymous 146797

This. This kind of body is easily achievable for foids if they're not trannies and just don't get fat. Modern roasties just don't wanna put effort into looking hot because chad will fuck them anyway.

Anonymous 146807


This kind of body is easily achievable for moids if they just use steroids and lift a couple times a week. Why are you so flabby, skinnyfat and lazy? This is why you’re still a virgin.

Anonymous 146808

(That's post like a moid thread, nona)

Anonymous 146813

Anonymous 146816

Held a door open for a roastie today and she didn’t even suck my dick as a thank you. Fucking whore.

Anonymous 146817

god i fucking hate women

Anonymous 146820

Same brother. I’m going to start chasing them when I see them outside alone at night.

Anonymous 146821

God im so fucking tired of modern women being hypergamous whores. Unless you’re a 7ft billionaire astronaut they won’t even look your way. Saint Elliott was right. We need to start treating women like cattle again.

Anonymous 146823

based. something i like to do when i see a bitch alone from far away is stare her down and start walking towards her menacingly, and if she crosses the street or moves to the side i do the same and never break eye contact. i do this until i am right up on her and at the last second while she is trembling in fear expecting the worst i move right past her and make sure to brush up against her slightly while breathing VERY HEAVILY through my nose. it makes me feel powerful letting her know just how close she was to danger and if i wanted to i could completely dominate her. you should try it, it's literally not illegal and makes you feel like a god.

Anonymous 146831


holes need to remember that at the end of the day i know i could strangle the life out of every single one of them with no effort at all

Anonymous 146837


Anonymous 146840

Women, unironically, like being treated roughly. It's a primal instinct. Fear increases tension and overall arousal. Some women may be scared while being treated roughly, but that doesn't change the fact that their bodies like it. If they are raped while being scared of the guy, they are more likely to orgasm due to a heightened state of arousal.

It's not a matter of morality. It's a matter of biology. In order to make a woman fullfilled, you must etch your manliness into their consciousness.

May Allah be with you brothers.

Anonymous 146841

incel uprising soon brother

Anonymous 146842

unattractive men (aka non Chads) are seen and treated as subhumans by females, that all women are like that, that females can not be lonely or unwanted no matter what, that females are living on easy mode, that females have a massive body count, that you should never trust or open up to a female, and so on and so on

Anonymous 146843

This. Women cannot be robots.
Just look at the usual dating advice or whatever the fuck in there, it's always about real-life shit, real-life men, "guy at my school", "guy in my uni", "my friend group" and never about some failed robot they want (as we see here about wanting those girls)
Every single woman on CC is a failed normie and not a "fembot" because they don't exist.

Anonymous 146844

I want to rape a femboy so hard bros

Anonymous 146845


Anonymous 146849

all women have hybristophilia and rape fantasies

Anonymous 146850

wow!! high t!!

Anonymous 146852

shut up you stupid bitch i made that post and i am high t you fat ugly whore i'll fucking kill you i'll fucking break into your fucking house and strangle you to death and rape your dead corpse you fucking braindead foid. i will ficking cut your head off and put it on a pike i have nothing to lose so even if i get caught i'll just fucking blow my head off i'll fucking make a coat out of your skin i'll fucking find your fat mother and rape her in front of you i'll fucking bash your fucking head into a wall until you're braindead. YOU SLONG WITH EVERY OTHER FEMOID WASTE OF AIR ON THIS SITE WOULD NOT LAST ONE FUCKING SECOND IN A ROOM ALONE WITH ME I WOULD LITERALLY FUCKING STOMP YOOUR HEAD IN UNTIL YOU'RE NOTHING BUT RED PULP ON THE CARPET

Anonymous 146853

wow this is so violent but in the name of Allah i would like to rape you and make you mother of my children and we could be happy together inshallah

Anonymous 146855

I just did wee wees out my PENIS and not my VAGINA HOLE!!!!!!!!! MEN!!!!!

Anonymous 146856

further proof that womer are not, and will never be funny

Anonymous 146860


Preach bro

Anonymous 146900

Shut up faggot go back to /fit/

Anonymous 146909

I saw you posting on /r9k/, king.
Based essay, I, too, took the gaypill. It's cock or bust for me.

Anonymous 146926

shat my pants today.

Anonymous 146969

every single time I come back here after a few weeks I nearly report this godforsaken thread, but I can't hide it. My fingers just won't let me.

Anonymous 147012

pretty sure jannies leave it as a honeypot kek

Anonymous 147051

Sigma grindset

Anonymous 147061


Anyone else trying to stinkmaxx and piss roasties and normalfags off? I’ve stopped showering or washing my balls. I intentionally shart myself in queues now. Nothing gives me more pleasure or makes me feel more powerful than forcing women to inhale my rancid 2 day old beef pants stew.

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