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Which would you rather date, a Worm that only spoke German, or a German who only spoke worm? Anonymous 138391

*The German can be either sex, the worm is (naturally) hermaphroditic.

Anonymous 138402

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what?

Anonymous 138404

>>138402
Would you rather date a German (presumably human) man or woman but who only spoke worm, or, would you rather date a worm who only spoke the language that is German.

Anonymous 138411

What kind of worm? If it's those parasitic ones, I wouldn't date a worm.

Anonymous 138413

Brazilian Earthwor…

>>138411
Standard earthworm, standard earthworm size. Not harmful at all.

Though I am also open to interpretations were the worm hits Brazilian levels of big. Still earthworm, just big.

Anonymous 138415

>>138413
thats a big worm

Anonymous 138416

>>138415
That's Australian, not German.

Anonymous 138417

I don't speak either

Anonymous 138421

Spoke worm like when he talks worms falling out of his mouth?

Anonymous 138423

>>138421
i think she meant something like doing weird worm-like sticky sounds

Anonymous 138425

>>138421
He can only speak the language of worms, he does not produce worms, just can only converse in the language of worms.

Anonymous 138427

If i learn worm language it should be okay

Anonymous 138430

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>>138425
Can parcelmouths speak worm too
I mean, worm resembles a little snake, so do they share one language family

Anonymous 138437

Does the worm language sound better or worse than German?

Anonymous 138439

I don't speak either of those languages so the language hardly matters. I suppose worm is better because german always sounds angry and yelling and it would make me sad a lot. I have no intention to learn either language, not for a worm or a filthy g*rman.
Full blooded german??? eh…picrel, not my type really they're always kinda creepy looking. However I NEED sex and I'd rather do so with a german man or even a woman than I would with a worm.
Therefore, the german wins.

Anonymous 138440

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>>138439
4got pic

Anonymous 138443

Men are already worms.

Anonymous 138444

>>138443
Then choose between a German Woman who only speaks worm and a worm that only speaks German.

Anonymous 138446

>>138444
Neither because I’m not retarded.

Anonymous 138447

>>138446
Boooring

Anonymous 138457

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I'd date a German guy that spoke worm because I don't wanna go out with anyone or anything hermaphroditic

Anonymous 138462

>>138457
stfu he is my husbando stfu stfu stfu stfu no one is allowed to post him but me

Anonymous 138465

>>138462
Based.

Anonymous 138467

>>138462
I'm sorry I won't post him again

Anonymous 138468

Why worms always gotta be falling out if your mouth guy? Seek help

Neither both are trash :l

Anonymous 138472

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Anonymous 138474

Why don't you just ask whether I want trailer trash or a fat basement fuck op? Thread isn't about "germans" it's about nazi trash

Anonymous 138475

>>138472
Still struggling with your identity basement worm? Why did you make the thread at all? Rofl why do you care what some cc women think ?

Anonymous 138476

>>138462
he's my husbando too (one of them at least) good choice nona

Anonymous 138477

>>138476
More than one husbando makes you a weirdo.

Anonymous 138478

>>138475
OP here, I'm not the Hetalia poster. I just thought it was a funny juxtaposition between Germans and worms with language wordplay sprinkled on top.

Anonymous 138480

>>138477
not really if you read or watch multiple series. also it's literally some 2D character, it's not that serious

Anonymous 138481

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>>138475

all i hear is that you're mad as hell that i'm posting your husbando. i'm gonna keep posting him kek

Anonymous 138483

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As the initial Hetalia poster I apologize for the decisiveness I have brought unto this thread
My true husbando is Kyle Hyde and he is neither German nor wormy

Anonymous 138484

>>138472
Why are we hetalia posting in this year girlie

Anonymous 138486

>>138481
STOP he is mine STOP

Anonymous 138487

The worm because I'd like to talk to it, ask it what being a worm underground is like, about their predators, etc

Anonymous 138489

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Anonymous 138494

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Anonymous 138550

>>138487
samefag how many times today anon

Anonymous 138621

Im hesitating a lot

Worms are cool and i love german language and talking to it would be interesting
But a mute man (i mean im pretty sure worms dont talk like we do) would be cool especially if its a cute german chad or twink (i like both styles)

Anonymous 138697

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>>138486
new germany poster here, he's been my husbando since 2013. i have a shrine for him and collect his merch. yes i am a degenerate.

Anonymous 138705

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>>138697
I own his body pillow.

Anonymous 138796

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>>138705
did you preorder his latest figure? its on the orange rouge website

Anonymous 138801

>>138796
NTA Quality looks ass.

Anonymous 138802

>>138801
how do you usually tell just from the picture? legit curious



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