Which would you rather date, a Worm that only spoke German, or a German who only spoke worm? Anonymous 138391
*The German can be either sex, the worm is (naturally) hermaphroditic.
Would you rather date a German (presumably human) man or woman but who only spoke worm, or, would you rather date a worm who only spoke the language that is German.
What kind of worm? If it's those parasitic ones, I wouldn't date a worm.
Standard earthworm, standard earthworm size. Not harmful at all.
Though I am also open to interpretations were the worm hits Brazilian levels of big. Still earthworm, just big.
That's Australian, not German.
Spoke worm like when he talks worms falling out of his mouth?
i think she meant something like doing weird worm-like sticky sounds
He can only speak the language of worms, he does not produce worms, just can only converse in the language of worms.
If i learn worm language it should be okay
Can parcelmouths speak worm too
I mean, worm resembles a little snake, so do they share one language family
Does the worm language sound better or worse than German?
I don't speak either of those languages so the language hardly matters. I suppose worm is better because german always sounds angry and yelling and it would make me sad a lot. I have no intention to learn either language, not for a worm or a filthy g*rman.
Full blooded german??? eh…picrel, not my type really they're always kinda creepy looking. However I NEED sex and I'd rather do so with a german man or even a woman than I would with a worm.
Therefore, the german wins.
Men are already worms.
Then choose between a German Woman who only speaks worm and a worm that only speaks German.
Neither because I’m not retarded.
I'd date a German guy that spoke worm because I don't wanna go out with anyone or anything hermaphroditic
stfu he is my husbando stfu stfu stfu stfu no one is allowed to post him but me
I'm sorry I won't post him again
Why worms always gotta be falling out if your mouth guy? Seek help
Neither both are trash :l
Why don't you just ask whether I want trailer trash or a fat basement fuck op? Thread isn't about "germans" it's about nazi trash
Still struggling with your identity basement worm? Why did you make the thread at all? Rofl why do you care what some cc women think ?
he's my husbando too (one of them at least) good choice nona
More than one husbando makes you a weirdo.
OP here, I'm not the Hetalia poster. I just thought it was a funny juxtaposition between Germans and worms with language wordplay sprinkled on top.
I will date the german woman that speaks worm thanks
not really if you read or watch multiple series. also it's literally some 2D character, it's not that serious
all i hear is that you're mad as hell that i'm posting your husbando. i'm gonna keep posting him kek
As the initial Hetalia poster I apologize for the decisiveness I have brought unto this thread
My true husbando is Kyle Hyde and he is neither German nor wormy
Why are we hetalia posting in this year girlie
The worm because I'd like to talk to it, ask it what being a worm underground is like, about their predators, etc
samefag how many times today anon
Im hesitating a lot
Worms are cool and i love german language and talking to it would be interesting
But a mute man (i mean im pretty sure worms dont talk like we do) would be cool especially if its a cute german chad or twink (i like both styles)
new germany poster here, he's been my husbando since 2013. i have a shrine for him and collect his merch. yes i am a degenerate.
did you preorder his latest figure? its on the orange rouge website
how do you usually tell just from the picture? legit curious