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Anonymous 13843

Inspired by a thread I saw on /r9k/ a while back I decided to ask you miners something:
What if starting tomorrow everyone who's still a virgin would have his/her eyes turned blue and everyone else red?
Inb4 anyone asks:
-yes, that implies penetration
-no there would be no tone variation that would imply someone has a more active sex life

For starters I'd like to say what in my opinion, would happen on the very first days:
-Day one: people eventually figure out what's going on before the day ends
-Day two and after: because of social media pretty much everyone ends up getting the information before the day ends. Young girls in high school would be looked down upon for having red eyes. Boys with red eyes would be considered "mature" and their egos would exponentially increase. Peer pressure on the whole "virginity" topic would increase to a point that suicides would become more common because of "virgin-shaming" and bullying overall. Porn companies would probably try to capitalize on blue-eyed girls because of their appeal to men and society would become way more aware of sexual exploitation of children.

That's what I think honestly, what's your opinion miners?

Anonymous 13846

>>13843
That's so stupid.

Anonymous 13848

>>13843
I think the colored contact lenses market would skyrocket lmao

Anonymous 13850

But what about the lesbians?

Anonymous 13852

This >>13846

Anonymous 13854

>>13848 this, and Stormfront would implode.

Anonymous 13857

>>13850
Lesbians would probably get even more raped than they do now, RIP

Though many aren't gold star, so it probably wouldn't matter a huge amount.

Anonymous 13859

>>13843
The market for colored lenses will skyrocket. And it reminds me too much of that shitty BL where virgins have cat ears and lose them once they lose they're virginity so I can't really think about it seriously.

Anonymous 13862

>>13859
Loveless ft. pedophilia

Anonymous 13863

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>>13843
> Boys with red eyes would be considered "mature" and their egos would exponentially increase. Peer pressure on the whole "virginity" topic would increase to a point that suicides would become more common because of "virgin-shaming" and bullying overall

Wow, the beta uprising would unironically start

Anonymous 13866

What kind of retarded thread is this? Why would you bring r9k-tier shitposting here?

Anonymous 13867

>>13866
…well this is the random board

Anonymous 13874

>>13866
Exactly, such stupid bs



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