Inspired by a thread I saw on /r9k/ a while back I decided to ask you miners something:
What if starting tomorrow everyone who's still a virgin would have his/her eyes turned blue and everyone else red?
Inb4 anyone asks:
-yes, that implies penetration
-no there would be no tone variation that would imply someone has a more active sex life
For starters I'd like to say what in my opinion, would happen on the very first days:
-Day one: people eventually figure out what's going on before the day ends
-Day two and after: because of social media pretty much everyone ends up getting the information before the day ends. Young girls in high school would be looked down upon for having red eyes. Boys with red eyes would be considered "mature" and their egos would exponentially increase. Peer pressure on the whole "virginity" topic would increase to a point that suicides would become more common because of "virgin-shaming" and bullying overall. Porn companies would probably try to capitalize on blue-eyed girls because of their appeal to men and society would become way more aware of sexual exploitation of children.
That's what I think honestly, what's your opinion miners?
I think the colored contact lenses market would skyrocket lmao
But what about the lesbians?
this, and Stormfront would implode.
Lesbians would probably get even more raped than they do now, RIP
Though many aren't gold star, so it probably wouldn't matter a huge amount.
The market for colored lenses will skyrocket. And it reminds me too much of that shitty BL where virgins have cat ears and lose them once they lose they're virginity so I can't really think about it seriously.
>>13843> Boys with red eyes would be considered "mature" and their egos would exponentially increase. Peer pressure on the whole "virginity" topic would increase to a point that suicides would become more common because of "virgin-shaming" and bullying overall
Wow, the beta uprising would unironically start
What kind of retarded thread is this? Why would you bring r9k-tier shitposting here?
…well this is the random board