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>>22768
I think it's fucking weird, but I'm old, confused, and out of touch with the world.

>>22768
If I want to relax and fall asleep I just listen to college lectures on youtube on a subject I like; hence the reason I can't go to college.

I like it. I like the simulation of pretty girls being nice to me.

I like cooking and even eating asmr every now and then, but this is too much for me

Another form of webcam prostitution catering, or more like abusing, creeps with emotional problems.

At the end of the day its all about simulated female affection and neckbeards lying to them self that this girl infront of the camera or mic shows actual interest focused on them because they have come such a long way together even if the producer never heard of them.

At least for the "pretty babe whispering bullshit" vids. Making money with loners, old as religion.

I love ASMR

It helps me to fall asleep and I'm not even gay.
Many of those ASMRtists cater to women instead of men ("doing your makeup" roleplays and silly things like buying potions from a witch in the forest are very common), it's just natural that some girls would use their sexuality to exploit the niche market financially, they're the ASMR equivalent of Twitch titty streamers. There's also a lot of male ASMRtists. For a lot of people it really isn't a sexual thing, but naturally some will take sexual pleasure out of it. One of the older ladies who does this talked about people in her village thinking she does porn when she's just a spiritual "crystals and chakras" hippie who does it to relax.

That being said I wouldn't object to WhispersRed being my mommy

>>22790
>At the end of the day its all about simulated female affection and neckbeards

This thread indicates there are also lesbians watching it

>>22799
Male ASMR exists.

>>22800
Straight males or gay faggots?

>>22800
…should I convince my deep-voiced brother to do this?

>>22802
you wanna hear your brother whisper?
hot

>>22803
I do and it is hot enough it creeps me out.
But I meant
‘Should I record it and charge other girls to hear him whisper in his deep voice that make women’s knees shake?’

I think there's a lot of money to be made from soothing loneliness. I half want to start making very gf focused porn to get all the lonely nerds hooked.

Are there any good ones with men? The few I've listened to were somewhat predatory and not relaxing at all, despite them having nice voices.

>>22802
You're disgusting. Hopefully your children aren't retarded and break this cycle.

Not really my thing but I listen to situation CDs so I kind of understand the appeal. I just don't really like the constant whisper, I looked up a review for a product and it was an ASMR review where I could barely tell what the lady was saying.

>>22823
ASMR Zeitgeist. He speaks at the start of the videos and talks every now and again in some of the videos.

>>22800
Can you provide examples? Hot men in particular.

>>22838
https://youtu.be/8QO0OxWUxpo?t=53
look through this for someone you find hot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9Au9IsXM7Y
This guy is also hot but the majority of his videos are either roleplay or licking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xU2wo1S1Os

I sometimes watch asmr but i prefer the videos where is no talking because i only listen to it when i can't sleep and need to listen to something to take my mind of. I'm not sure if this counts as asmr but i listen to videos of this guy doing sleep hypnosis or something, it does actually work for me.

>>22826
What?
I have seen women offer to marry him just so his voice is what wakes them up in the morning. He could probably make a fortune doing this sort of thing.
I don't mean "for me", I mean "for income he can earn".
Sheesh.

>>22823
PhoenicianSailor puts a lot of effort into his

>>22768
I think it's stupid. Listening to it always made me angry for some reason, but that's me.

>>22768
It's getting harder and harder to form nice relationships with people, so I don't blame other people that enjoy ASMR.
It hurts no-one.

Billions of weird people around the world watch rich and famous people blather on their tv screen as a digital surrogate for human connections and relationships

what are your thoughts on this troubling phenomenon

>>22872
Based

>>22846
What guy anon?

>>22854
But this is the exact kind of shit that contributes to why it's getting harder to form relationships

>>22768
Find it rather silly, tried it out a few times and dies nothing for me. I'm half convinced people are just making this up or simply want to believe it hard enough it works. Like some kind of placebo.

It's not just weird/creepy dudes that listen to this stuff
I feel like most of the interest in the weird ASMR shit is just loneliness

>>25009
But most of the lonely dudes are just wierd and creepy.

>>25119
lol at anyone on an imageboard ever not being at least a little bit weird, creepy and lonely themselves.

My thoughts exactly:

>Lel the world is really going down, let's sit back and drink wine

When I'm tired of music I like ASMR while marking papers, even though I have tingles immunity more often.
Those who find ASMR creepy are the ones who don't experience it, I feel for you guys.

>>22768
My sister ordered a mic to start an ASMR channel. I don’t really get the point, but eh, if they enjoy it, it’s not like it’s hurting anyone.