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Anonymous 25364

>tfw never pooping
>tfw never farting
>tfw never sweating
>tfw peeing from butt

I love being a woman

Anonymous 25365

are you a boy?

Anonymous 25366

Aren't at least 70% of the people here low key infiltrators, shitposting the day away?

Anonymous 25367


>she doesn't pee from her butt
Are you????

Anonymous 25368

I'm not though. Are you?

Anonymous 25369

Nope. We are the 30%.

Anonymous 25372

>that feel when I poop after breakfast everyday and won't be dying of colon cancer like OP

Anonymous 25376


>claims to be able to poop

Anonymous 25397

Women still have to take showers though

Anonymous 25399

wow I ended up doing it twice today of all days

Anonymous 25405

I love that this is becoming a meme here.

Anonymous 25406

Is it bad I always try to force a pellet out when I pee? Peeing and not pooping is weird to me.

Anonymous 25407


Pellet poops are the result of some kind of nutritional deficiency, I don't really know which and it's probably not such a big deal.

But a poop that doesn't point towards anything being off is supposed to be a 3 on the Bristol stool scale iirc, with 2 being also acceptable.

Anonymous 25408

Don't speak too soon, a bunch of horny krauts from krautchan might start invading worse than r9k already does.

Anonymous 25409

I thought their imageboard was dead?

Anonymous 25410


Yeah for pure pleasure, not because we actually smell DUH

Anonymous 25414

A few of successors appeared after.

Anonymous 25416


>poopy boys stinking up the nopoo pride thread with poo discussion

Anonymous 25424

Real women poop, face the truth.

Anonymous 25425

Fake and gay

Anonymous 25426

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Gay women would accept this truth even easier and not be held back by sexist male "girl don't poop" dogma.

Anonymous 25432

If "she" poops, she's a man baby.

Anonymous 25433


It's highly improbable that every time I've smelled someone taking a shit in the bathroom it was a transwoman.

Anonymous 25436

Foul odors can also be produced by ghosts, habeeb it

Anonymous 25441

>ghosts taking ghost shits in the womens bathroom to troll

Okay I like your idea

Anonymous 25448


Why do you think women's restrooms have a reputation for being dirtier and danker than men's restrooms, you REALLY think we're doing all that when we don't even poop? No, it's ghosts. Trufax.

Anonymous 25457


I've cleaned a lot of bathrooms in my time when I was a teen and early 20s, this meme was untrue the majority of days. It was less than 5 times that the women's bathroom was actually more disgusting.

Although I've heard different from someone who had to clean bathrooms at Walmart. It must get a lot of ghosts.

Anonymous 25458


On second thought, I wonder if this meme stems from various men who had to wipe up period blood a few times?

Anonymous 110108


>get on the computer
>turn on wi-fi
>immediately disappear

Anonymous 110149

The walmart bathrooms were dirtier because of female crack addicts

Anonymous 110158


>transgender tries to become a woman

>""""she"""" still has to poop

Anonymous 110163

>party with 7 feet chads all night
>stumble home to your $1 million house paid by internet orbiters
>get hit by a car and die

>respawn with full inventory because you’re on easy mode
Being a woman is cool ngl.

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