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Anonymous 25910

Machine Gun Kelly's appearance as a late 20s boomer really trips me out.

On one hand his face and phenotype look like something right out of a Nazi propaganda poster showing the ideal man. On the other hand he's covered in tattoos, does plenty of drugs and makes a living participating in African American hip hop culture.

It isn't just him being a "hurr durr white rapper #woah so cool", his facial features are so aryan it's tripping me out.

Anonymous 25926

>aryan features
He looks like your typical inbred american mouthbreathing beta soyboy. Just look at that weird small mouth, kind of creepy…

Anonymous 25927

>>25926
he could probably beat up 99% of the people using that term lol

Anonymous 25929

>>25910
>aryan features
he looks like your average mouth breather, but blond

Anonymous 25932

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he has the line running along his jaw as well as the jaw itself, and the brow ridge and cheek bones of top left

>>25929

screenshot if when he's opening his mouth to speak

Anonymous 25938

I think he's hot tbh

Anonymous 25950

>using aryan unironically

Anonymous 25951

>>25950
>smug green text

Anonymous 25968

>>25910
tends to be that black and latin girls think he is really ugly and asian/white girls think he is hot

Anonymous 25998

>>25968
I'm maybe the whitest person living and i think he's really ugly. He looks like a cross between a chav and a skeleton

Anonymous 25999

let's vote everyone!
I think he is really handsome

Anonymous 26000

>>25999
Same. I would kiss his gorgeous face.

Anonymous 26001

>>25999
Not my type.

Anonymous 26003

/pol/ go home

Anonymous 26013

>>26003
I'd not use the term 'african american', have attacked "the redpill" or mention finding certain black men cute if I was from /pol/

Anonymous 26016

This guy is absolutely disgusting, fucking love yourselves. His small mouth, piercings, butchered hair and dumb expression makes him look like every British dad from a low-income area ever. I can smell the piss and stale beer from the photo.

Anonymous 26019

>>26016
>makes him look like every British dad from a low-income area ever
Do you even live in Britain? That's not what most look like lmao

Anonymous 26020

I never thought a simple question like "do you think he is hot" could have such very polarized answers

Anonymous 26022

>>26016
>>26019
>low-income british dad
I'm dying
as a british person I can see it, still think he's hot though

Anonymous 26023

Not my type, either in base looks or presentation.
I can aesthetically appreciate his face since I do with most people. But he's not hot to me.
He also looks very different from photo to photo. Odd.

>>26020
Proof that incels are wrong about our homogeneous taste tbh.

Anonymous 26024

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>>26022
Damn, none of the ones where I live are this attractive
Pic is all I see

Anonymous 26026

>>26024
I don't see much of a difference between OP's pic and yours.

Anonymous 26027

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>>26026
>>26024
>she doesn't like slavcore/chavcore
sorry about your taste anons

Anonymous 26028

>>26027
i like slavs but not chavs

Anonymous 26029

>>26028
zero practical difference

Anonymous 26030

>>26026
Maybe you're autistic and bad with facial recognition.

Anonymous 26064

What a pointless fucking thread. He's hot and white and follows modern trends, did you think you came up with some deep paradox between aryan features and being a trend following fuckboy?

Anonymous 26066

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>>26064
sorry please forgive me

Anonymous 26072

all that i know/ ever want or need to know about machine gun kelly is that one time when he was punched in the chest 65 times

Anonymous 26079

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>>25951
>humble green text

Anonymous 26083

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Yeah he'd totally be my type in decent clothes and without his piercings and tattoos. And with his mouth shut I guess, poor guy must be dumb af.

Anonymous 26106

>>25910
tfw im not his baby mama
tfw i dont have babies by him

Anonymous 26141

>>26083
Since this thread I have noticed my mouth is often sitting slightly open. I already knew I was half retarded though.

Anonymous 26155

>>26083
>>Without tattoos and piercings
Anon why are you boring. He looks cuter with those things.

Anonymous 26158

>>26141
Well, I meant he'd better remain silent.

Anonymous 26195

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Never even heard of this guy before but a few days after this thread was posted I see this on fb
(this must be some sort of sign)



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