Character sheets Anonymous 281
Let's make some profiles?
I'll post a few blanks :3
>Ideal gf or yourself as a gf
I won't leave you anon it's ok, we love
Will make one for a perfect gf too since I'm bored and also like women both physically and romanctically (though everything I've written in this one counts for the other and vice versa). These are fun to make.
romantically*. damn. ok, enough of fixing my own typos, i bet there's more tho. i need to get some sleep soon.
I feel this one anon, especially the top right corner
It's been a long time I don't do that, fellow anon. sigh.
I don't get why this is funny?
These are both hilarious
I change my expectations a little every couple months… Time to make a new GF/BF
this one just seems like a lonely NEET trying to fit in somewhere which just makes me a bit sad.
t. lonely NEET, wishing they fit in somewhere
She does and I'd love a girlfriend like that.
t. lonely neetish potential girlfriend who is still without a girlfriend
>>8618>god these guys scare me but i cant stop coming back. i must be a masochist
ok i lol'd.
Forgot to add "I want us to have a child someday"
Not true, I want a virgin like me.
I can't sleep so I made this
>>9760>"Own tarantulas together">Discuss classics together>Old lesbian anime>Anime>Lesbian!>Bonus: blonde
… where have you been all my life, anon? Y-you're not a loser!
Was it the nge meme that won you over? >>9760
the only bf I will need when I'm in my 40s. gimme 5 of those, we will be poly
Both of these have my heart<<333
its 5 am and im full of self loathing
thanks, sweet anons, being a femme lesbian feels alienating
Extremely clingy? That's supposed to be scary?
… Please marry me.
Aw, anon~ yes, take me and I'll never let you go. NEVER!
Not my type but some people in /media/ would wife her up it seems.
I spent far too much time and effort on this lmao
sorry for shitty handwriting
I'm the person above you. Let's be friends because c-cats.
Of course anon, let's be cat ladies together!
character sheet me…
I had to google my own flag bc I forgot the colors lmao
It's ok anon, I know you did. Can you rec me some brazilian bands? I only know Copacabana Club and Cambriana.
Are you the anon from the Lolita thread? Dunno anon, I have a weird taste for local bands. It's 2018 and i still listen to crappy Dance of Days when I feel shitty.
I also like my friends solo music but they're not (famous) yet, so maybe someday.
Ah no I'm not, I don't like Lolita very much sorry. Brazilian indie bands are more like Arcade Fire copy-cats to me. Sometimes when I'm really pissed off and need to vent I listen to Matanza lol.
Btw, why do you have 3 flags on your sheet? I'm curious.
Matanza is nice, it reminds me of when i was in HS. Three flags because I'm Br but Jewish, and maybe moving to Israel if things go according to plan B, C, D, whatever. And the American flag because I'm about to go there in a couple weeks so I thought "why not?"
I hardly identify with my country despite really loving it. Glad to know there are more brfags on cc
Oh, I see. That's nice! I'm rooting for you, anon. Have fun in USA! I went to New York in 2013, it was really fun to walk around in SoHo and Manhattan.
Me too. I wanted to work for the federal police when I'm done with my degree (Computer Engineering) to, ya know, at least try to make a difference - but my mom insists on me living abroad. Also, brfags are everywhere haha.
Yes, we're everywhere! It's insane. No matter where you are, you will find us. Thanks, anon! This will probably be my last time in the US, I may move to Israel after a while. Thanks for sending me good luck. Boa sorte também.
Hey anon, USA has the 2nd largest number of Jews in the world (I'm 1/2 Russian jew :) ). Hope you have a good time!!
Wow, only saw this now. I didn't know that. Thanks, anon! I'll leave in a few days.
Are you me? I'm pretty sure you're me.
I hope I did this right ;-;
Also tfw when no goth gf
that's my boyfriend, I'm so blessed ;')
No, that's my boyfriend matey (': just fixed the pic, now it really looks like him.
I'm as happy for you as I am for myself.
Thanks anon, I hope your relationship stays happy forever.
This is me except for the hentai part. I feel bad enough for being 3DPD without my bf fapping to 2D tyvm
>>11229>lolita gf>doesn't like anime and vidya
I just don't like anime or video games most of my lolita friends are the same
but I've also met some who love it
Looking back I think I shouldn't have put it there but I ran out of things to write lmao
Kinda random but anyone knows what font is this image using? It's very clean.
wait… so there actually are girl who browse /a/ and /jp/?
Why not? I get spiteful towards both because I'm too autistic for /a/ (like the same kinds of anime and ree at "look at this underground shit btw no source provided") and can't play 2ho enough for /jp/ even on easy modo but I'm a raging weeb so I still go on both. Currently studying Japanese so I can at least play my untranslated vns in peace.
no no, thats fine. I just find it hard to imagine an actual girl browsing those boards, since the population is clearly mostly men.
/jp/er here. i've been going on there for years and tbh it was hard for me cause all the misogyny. i also had to pretend to be a guy. i posted pretty regularly and once made a thread where i drew 2hus as household object in shitty mspaint style. a lot of people were pretty vile tho.
>unironic threads about 3d girls where people talked about their exes being 'pretty cute' but when the hair starts growing back or you can see pimples it's gross
>unironic threads about wanting to cuddle 3d girls for money or possibly be with them irl and being 'ashamed' they weren't fully committed to their waifus
>fetishizing waifus to the point of /r9k/ tier standards of beauty
it was basically /r9k/ for anime nerds. nowadays it's just shitposting 24/7, but it was really really sad before.
>>11846>a lot of people were pretty vile tho
That's a common thing with anime and video game nerds. That's why when I act particularly cruel to them I don't understand how some people don't understand how horrible and shitty most of them are.
idk why but this reminded me of Yumi king
I'm previous anon and tbh by the time I reached /jp/ I was so used to the generalized misogyny everywhere else it didn't seem much worse. It took me a long time to even see it as a problem, so it always surprises me to see other girls complaining about it. Kinda nice to know I'm not alone. Sorry for blogpost…
Mix of all of these (or even independently) are my dream gf
>tfw there is no cute bi/les artsy girl with love for anime near me
Please, marry me. We can draw together and you can teach me how to do my makeup! And do the yuri webtoon <3
I put my ideal bf in the same image because we're ideally together.
idk why but this reminded me of some neckbeard's basic rp character
I had the same reaction. To me, it's cringe-y if this isn't a spoof
Your drawings are very qt anon!
it is cringey and super pretentious, who tf pretends to be some neckbeard rp character on a site dominated by females?
get your disgusting fat fetish out
Go back to r9k, they have the same thread there.
r9k doesn't look like a nice board
I browse better stuff
A man made this. It was posted in r9k threads. Please stop trying to turn this into r9k.
My boyfriend made this and posted it on r9k
sounds pathetic, if true.
did your bf get burned by a brown girl or something
it was made in jest
are you all really so insecure?
thats an odd sense of humor. usually when men dont waste energy on shit like that unless it turns them on just a little
You have to lean into it more on the internet, you can't deadpan things.
>err, I'll have you know my boyfriend made this!
what the actual fuck>>12783>ur all insecure it was made in jest as if that makes it better!!
oh come on anon, everyone knows r9k guys are shit-tier, abusive, and not worthwhile, even referring to you as brown gf is a massive redflag, and no amount of claiming it's a joke will erase that
don't cry to us when the relationship ends in flames
dear lord its adorable
how would guys not want something like that
Do guys like these really exist? I think you'd have better luck finding a girl who fits your character sheet.
>>14294>tfw nobody will call you THE BEST DICKSUCKER IN THE WORLD BABE HOLY SHIEEET
Yeah they exist but tend to be pushovers and put you on pedestal, so I guess that nullifies their "good" traits in anon's image
Skinny wristed, smaller hands and feet than you even though you wear a size 6. They blame it on the birth control in the water and plastic. like, lol wut?
I don't think size or appearance has anything to do with it, just demeanor and personality
That guy (>>14289) looks a lot less like a pushover when compared with the "unicorn bf" >>11231
Ideal is fine, just a little bit clingy
Is this the designated male LARPer containment thread
In what world does a sweet, loving bf equal "pushover who'll put you on a pedestal"? What the fuck have you people been smoking? He is a lot shorter and smaller than me though, that much is correct>>14289
My bf is exactly like that. I hope you have your own too, or find him soon!
>>14317>>14320>pushover who puts you on a pedestal>skinny and weak>implying this is a bad thing
Some of us want small sub qt bfs to protect.It's me. I do.
Anyway, here's my contribution.
WHY YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME
I WANNA BE YOUR GF
Oh no I didn't mean to mislead you, anon!!! I was filling out the ideal bf character sheet sorry.
Although girls with similar traits are also cute so I'm sure you are. And I hope you find a curly haired, goofy sweater wearing gf someday!I'm actually a stocky and angry corp goth girl, basically opposite of the picture.
This looks like my boyfriend though he's not artsy, boring or covered in zits. He's so cute.