Character sheets Anonymous 281
Let's make some profiles?
I'll post a few blanks :3
>Ideal gf or yourself as a gf
I won't leave you anon it's ok, we love
I feel this one anon, especially the top right corner
I don't get why this is funny?
These are both hilarious
I change my expectations a little every couple months… Time to make a new GF/BF
this one just seems like a lonely NEET trying to fit in somewhere which just makes me a bit sad.
t. lonely NEET, wishing they fit in somewhere
She does and I'd love a girlfriend like that.
t. lonely neetish potential girlfriend who is still without a girlfriend
>>8618>god these guys scare me but i cant stop coming back. i must be a masochist
ok i lol'd.
Forgot to add "I want us to have a child someday"
Not true, I want a virgin like me.
I can't sleep so I made this
>>9760>"Own tarantulas together">Discuss classics together>Old lesbian anime>Anime>Lesbian!>Bonus: blonde
… where have you been all my life, anon? Y-you're not a loser!
Was it the nge meme that won you over? >>9760
the only bf I will need when I'm in my 40s. gimme 5 of those, we will be poly
Both of these have my heart<<333
its 5 am and im full of self loathing
thanks, sweet anons, being a femme lesbian feels alienating
Extremely clingy? That's supposed to be scary?
… Please marry me.
Aw, anon~ yes, take me and I'll never let you go. NEVER!
Not my type but some people in /media/ would wife her up it seems.
I spent far too much time and effort on this lmao
sorry for shitty handwriting
I'm the person above you. Let's be friends because c-cats.
Of course anon, let's be cat ladies together!
character sheet me…
I had to google my own flag bc I forgot the colors lmao
It's ok anon, I know you did. Can you rec me some brazilian bands? I only know Copacabana Club and Cambriana.
Are you the anon from the Lolita thread? Dunno anon, I have a weird taste for local bands. It's 2018 and i still listen to crappy Dance of Days when I feel shitty.
I also like my friends solo music but they're not (famous) yet, so maybe someday.
Wow, only saw this now. I didn't know that. Thanks, anon! I'll leave in a few days.
Are you me? I'm pretty sure you're me.
I hope I did this right ;-;
Also tfw when no goth gf
that's my boyfriend, I'm so blessed ;')
No, that's my boyfriend matey (': just fixed the pic, now it really looks like him.
I'm as happy for you as I am for myself.
Thanks anon, I hope your relationship stays happy forever.
This is me except for the hentai part. I feel bad enough for being 3DPD without my bf fapping to 2D tyvm
>>11229>lolita gf>doesn't like anime and vidya
I just don't like anime or video games most of my lolita friends are the same
but I've also met some who love it
Looking back I think I shouldn't have put it there but I ran out of things to write lmao
Kinda random but anyone knows what font is this image using? It's very clean.
wait… so there actually are girl who browse /a/ and /jp/?
Why not? I get spiteful towards both because I'm too autistic for /a/ (like the same kinds of anime and ree at "look at this underground shit btw no source provided") and can't play 2ho enough for /jp/ even on easy modo but I'm a raging weeb so I still go on both. Currently studying Japanese so I can at least play my untranslated vns in peace.
no no, thats fine. I just find it hard to imagine an actual girl browsing those boards, since the population is clearly mostly men.
/jp/er here. i've been going on there for years and tbh it was hard for me cause all the misogyny. i also had to pretend to be a guy. i posted pretty regularly and once made a thread where i drew 2hus as household object in shitty mspaint style. a lot of people were pretty vile tho.
>unironic threads about 3d girls where people talked about their exes being 'pretty cute' but when the hair starts growing back or you can see pimples it's gross
>unironic threads about wanting to cuddle 3d girls for money or possibly be with them irl and being 'ashamed' they weren't fully committed to their waifus
>fetishizing waifus to the point of /r9k/ tier standards of beauty
it was basically /r9k/ for anime nerds. nowadays it's just shitposting 24/7, but it was really really sad before.
>>11846>a lot of people were pretty vile tho
That's a common thing with anime and video game nerds. That's why when I act particularly cruel to them I don't understand how some people don't understand how horrible and shitty most of them are.
idk why but this reminded me of Yumi king
I'm previous anon and tbh by the time I reached /jp/ I was so used to the generalized misogyny everywhere else it didn't seem much worse. It took me a long time to even see it as a problem, so it always surprises me to see other girls complaining about it. Kinda nice to know I'm not alone. Sorry for blogpost…
Mix of all of these (or even independently) are my dream gf
>tfw there is no cute bi/les artsy girl with love for anime near me
Please, marry me. We can draw together and you can teach me how to do my makeup! And do the yuri webtoon <3
I put my ideal bf in the same image because we're ideally together.
idk why but this reminded me of some neckbeard's basic rp character
I had the same reaction. To me, it's cringe-y if this isn't a spoof
Your drawings are very qt anon!
Go back to r9k, they have the same thread there.
r9k doesn't look like a nice board
I browse better stuff
A man made this. It was posted in r9k threads. Please stop trying to turn this into r9k.
My boyfriend made this and posted it on r9k
sounds pathetic, if true.
did your bf get burned by a brown girl or something
it was made in jest
are you all really so insecure?
thats an odd sense of humor. usually when men dont waste energy on shit like that unless it turns them on just a little
You have to lean into it more on the internet, you can't deadpan things.
>err, I'll have you know my boyfriend made this!
dear lord its adorable
how would guys not want something like that
Do guys like these really exist? I think you'd have better luck finding a girl who fits your character sheet.
>>14294>tfw nobody will call you THE BEST DICKSUCKER IN THE WORLD BABE HOLY SHIEEET
Yeah they exist but tend to be pushovers and put you on pedestal, so I guess that nullifies their "good" traits in anon's image
Skinny wristed, smaller hands and feet than you even though you wear a size 6. They blame it on the birth control in the water and plastic. like, lol wut?
I don't think size or appearance has anything to do with it, just demeanor and personality
That guy (>>14289) looks a lot less like a pushover when compared with the "unicorn bf" >>11231
Ideal is fine, just a little bit clingy
Is this the designated male LARPer containment thread
In what world does a sweet, loving bf equal "pushover who'll put you on a pedestal"? What the fuck have you people been smoking? He is a lot shorter and smaller than me though, that much is correct>>14289
My bf is exactly like that. I hope you have your own too, or find him soon!
>>14317>>14320>pushover who puts you on a pedestal>skinny and weak>implying this is a bad thing
Some of us want small sub qt bfs to protect.It's me. I do.
Anyway, here's my contribution.
WHY YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ME
I WANNA BE YOUR GF
Oh no I didn't mean to mislead you, anon!!! I was filling out the ideal bf character sheet sorry.
Although girls with similar traits are also cute so I'm sure you are. And I hope you find a curly haired, goofy sweater wearing gf someday!I'm actually a stocky and angry corp goth girl, basically opposite of the picture.
This looks like my boyfriend though he's not artsy, boring or covered in zits. He's so cute.
It is extremely cringey and this contributes to the already overwhelming stigma of BPD.
This is me, it's kind of trash but I did my best, especially with the drawing stuff since I don't have a tablet.
This is me and I demand to be loved and cherished and fed cheesecake.
>>18397>confidence is marked at zer0>rates their intelligence as above average
Maybe she's not confident about her appearance, but confident about her brain? Dunno.
maybe she's a confidence man
>>18403>green card now
It's a Mexichan then
You sound adorable, 10/10 (except I'd better be able to work cats in somehow….), hopefully you're a lezzy or at least bi.
Omg thank you anon….cats are a definite yes as long as they get on with the dogs. I am indeed bi <3
I meant to mark intelligence as average, and only because I’ve gone to good schools so I figured that would count somehow. Dunno. I guess I’m actually an idiot. Also yeah I meant that I’m not confident in my looks but I guess I’m booksmart. S-sorry…
I wish I could find a girl (lesbian) like this!
That's incredibly specific, but I know you can find her. Good luck, anon-chan!
>>18477>kills a family of 5 every time she drives
this would terrify me, aaahhhh
I guess there's someone for everyone
Decided to do a gf sheet about me.
Please anons love me.
I'm sure you'll find someone in no time, anon!
why is your health so bad? also i like your vidya
I don't consider 8/10 to be bad. Did you look at social by mistake?
>>20572>age: 26>single: n>virgin: y
Aha. First relationship? How did you meet? Ldr/internet relationship?
Yes, he is my first bf. We met here.
>>20581>meeting a boy on cc
Good for you I guess
Mods, please delete. We don't want to feed trolls.
It is true. I know it seems crazy, but it isn't a lie. I got lucky though, and I wouldn't encourage anyone to do what I did.
Anonymous Moderator 20588
Don't bait other males into posting here to find gfs.
Notice I didn't fight whether it was true or not. Stop baiting.
She was asked a question and answered it honestly.
It was unnecessary for her to mention where. No one fucking asked.
>>20593> No one fucking asked.
"How did you meet?"
Detected: male that is salty because he won't meet a gf on cc like he wants
Jesus, relax, you'll live longer.
Somebody asked her a question and she answered honestly, was it stupid?
Maybe, but the question was
But even a mod replied to it, so chill and stop trying to minimod, take a drink or something.
oh, I don't know, maybe I'm pissed because we get raided nearly every day now, I report all the posts, and they take a long fucking time to disappear. People seem like they want this to be a fucking dating site now and I only joined so I could talk about whatever with other women online, not invite men here. The rules should punish people who engage and encourage trolls.
>>20596>>20597>The rules should punish people who engage and encourage trolls.
Agreed, they should punish trolls like you. Throwing a tantrum over this drew way more attention to it than just letting it slide.
Yeah, how: by posting on cc. That's a reasonable answer.
>>20596>implying that a single post will make the site get raided>not the fact that people from r9k have no lives
She also didn't say it was a robot or anything, so idk why this post would give those…men any kind of incentive to raid the place to tfw no gf.
She fucked up, mods replied, no need to drag it further.
also>they take a long fucking time to disappear
No they don't, mods are super quick on this site, shitposts in other chans stay up for fucking weeks, you seem really upset for no real reason.
Pease tell me that these are all ironic
Anonymous Admin 20615
Posts take a long time to disappear because we have to wait until a user definitely outs himself as male (intentionally or by slipping up in various ways) before we can delete his posts with a clear conscience. I don't want to end up banning a female user for having a different point of view. Please keep reporting posts you deem suspicious, the moderation team checks up on every report and is very active.
I will add a rule clarifying that responding to maleposters will result in a ban.
you must be joking, even with all the raids this place is fucking clean and shit gets deleted almost immediately
This is an old post, but why did you edit this?
That is me, I was bored and just wanted it to be funny.
I just stayed up for no reason to make this, I have to wake up in 6 hours. But it was fun >>23180
aww, I like how the future version is the same as present but with a smile.
I can't draw pls no bully I already get upset enough when I see people who can
If I was Dutch I'd be your bud.
when did aquafresh become a country
Are you the one who made these? If so I was a bit of a fan of your work.
Stop being a creep
u ever just audibly say YUCK to something
this was an absolute pain to draw w fingers on mobile enjoy
>tfw not living in cyberpunk society w sick cyberpunk fashion
I love your idea of the future :-; I hope the future really turns out cool
This kind of reminds me when we were in primary school and had to draw ourselves in the past, present and future so I drew the same drawing 3 times and said one is now, one is an hour ago and one is in the future one hour. Now that I think about it I must have been an annoying kid
you must be the most powerful user on cc yet.
>>23394>hobbies: reading>fav books: FUCK BOOKS
What did she mean by this?
Maybe she likes to read shampoo bottles while in the loo
Her health is low, she will tko fast, someone punch her so someone else will have the highest stats on cc
omg i used to do stuff like that too I’m pretty sure we were all brats LOL
i was the definition of ACKSUALY when i was like 13 kill me>>23432
DONT KILL ME WHAT>>23426
i like reading comics/manga and short stories i get too distracted for full books :(
I wish you the best of luck in your goal to someday own a black shirt with long sleeves.
You're like a younger version of me (in taste for movies/shows/hobbies etc and clothing ) Keep rocking the all black attire <3
Do you draw? You seem like you are good at drawing.
Thank you anon, I will need to cover my old lady arms>>23508
I will anon! Having a monochrome wardrobe makes mornings easier. and I feel best in black.>>23510
I’m not a great drawer but i’ve gotten the hang of this drawing tablet. I have no idea how to do perspectives and anatomy and it seems too hard for my lazy self
I met him on a discord server and i want to date him but he lives in Europe. Even though he was mean to me at first he is really nice to me now.
please give up men and be my gf
Hello fellow Dutchfriend! Where are you? Do you go to uni?
>wears only black clothes
>doesn’t reply to your messages because you said something degenerate
Noo. I need my future bf to accept my degeneracy!
He will go days and sometimes even weeks without messaging me and then out of nowhere he messages me to watch him smoke weed.
Wow, he sounds special.
Are you 14?
The guy sounds like he'd be an unhealthy boyfriend tbh.
>>23793>into abuse and degrading>bully but can be a "qt">doesn't reply to your messages because you said something degenerate>"forgets" to text you back
Love yourself, anon.
The reason that he is like that is because he has trust issues, a lot of his old friends backstabbed him and abused his trust. He doesn't open up or talk about himself much and pushes everyone away in fear of that happening again. If you get him to open up he is really nice.(underage)
Anon, I can empathize with your boy's actions as I've been in similar situations and more. People will vouch for me that I am also nice when I open up and don't push people away.. but for your mental health (especially if you have your own), I would stay away unless he resolves his issues with therapy, or whatever he feels is best for him. Even with me taking time off dating and getting therapy, I still have a long way to go to becoming more "whole". People like your boy can really wear you down, especially if you care for him.
But, that doesn't recify the fact that he's into abuse and degrading.. That's fucked up and no one should ever have to go through that. I would kindly ask you to reconsider your relations with him.
Maybe i should have said this at the start, the abuse and degrading are just in bed(and thats my kink). He doesn't like doctors or therapists, he does trust me quite a bit, is there a way i can help him out?
probably not but clearly she might as well be
I really hope you arent 14 if you have "kinks". Just dont.
Don’t think she should’ve been banned. The “yes” was probably just a sarcastic response
she can ban appeal if that's the case. but tbqh i don't doubt she is, her other post screams underage
GroningenI have 2 MBO degrees in IT and programming and noone wants to hire me so I've been NEETing for most of last year
I just want a job and money so I can live my life
Omg I was lurking this thread I live there tootfw been NEETing my whole life
So you never went to school?
>>23894>MBOHELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
I’m sure you worked hard but the MBO IT job market must be utter shit.>>23898
Why are there always so many Groningers online? Is there notging there aside from drinking?
laffed when i saw the future you
Go look at programming job listings, everyone wants HBO. Kill me
>Is there notging there aside from drinking?
There's also our provincial sport which is being racist
Why didn’t you do HBO? MAVO Stacy?
As pathetic as I am. As pathetic as it is.
I started at VWO but got bullied so hard I lost the will to live so I stopped studying completely, dropped to HAVO, year later MAVO which was so easy I got straight As without any studying
>>23918>stalking people over the web
Thank you ano. That is really nice of you. I was scared that someone would make fun of that.
Aside from the super tall and scars parts you're just describing a kind, loving, affectionate bf. Nothing to make fun of and tons of guys match that so the odds are great for you!
Different dutch anon here, i'm so sorry to hear that you got bullied so hard, teenagers can be assholes.
I'm currently studying for an MBO IT degree, i hope that i can go to HBO after this. Can you maybe try to get an HBO degree in programming?
I don't regret pushing myself harder to do HAVO in highschool, i had lots of fun at MAVO with my friends.
In hindsight it isn't really that bad, cause what didn't kill me only made me stronger (I did make suicide attempts lul) and my shitty younger years shaped me as a person, I absolutely love myself now. It just blows that I never got the opportunity to be a normie and enjoy the simple life where my biggest worries would have been what color shoes I'd want to wear
I could do HBO but the problem is that I was 23 when I finished my MBO programming degree. I don't want to be reaching into my late 20s when I finish HBO before I can actually start living life. I'm currently going for my driver's license and did work a braindead production job for 2 weeks but got so mistreated by the employer I quit. It turned out that mentally I'm very sound for even a job like that so it was still a big morale booster cause I always thought I didn't have it in me to work a 40 hour snoozefest job
It's really hard to find any job at all but I think that's mostly cause I don't have my license yet hence I'm gunning for that now
Are you dating Oswald Mosley?
>>25233Thanks for making me burst out laughing in the waiting room.
It's accurate, too