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Anonymous 30950

>Why yes, me and my bf lurk crystal.cafe together! Surely you guys do aswell right?
>Don't tell me you are still single sis!

Anonymous 30951

>>30950
I would never tell him about crystal.cafe because he would identify my posts immediately

Anonymous 30952

r9k-tier bait post.
But to answer…even if I had a bf I wouldn't want him to know about cc because of the same reason as >>30951 lol

Anonymous 30953

>>30952
>r9k bait
This is just a funny gigachad meme variant. r9kers are the only ones who don’t find these funny

Anonymous 31014

>>30950
I know this is just shit posting but what do you guys think giga-stacy would look like?

Anonymous 31016

720full-sarah-mcda…


Anonymous 31017

>>31014
giga-stacies post on lolcow

Anonymous 31018

>>31014
Any and every Eric Stanton illustration.

Anonymous 31111

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Anonymous 31123

2008-megan-fox-200…

>>31014
Megan Fox is the closest we have ever gotten to a real-life giga-stacy.

Anonymous 31128

>>31123
Shouldn't a Giga-Stacy be more effortless? Megan Fox had a lot of surgery IIRC. If she was insecure during her teens and resorted to PS, she's not a Giga-Stacy to me.

Anonymous 31129

>>31128
i feel like giga stacy would have plastic surgery done though

Anonymous 31130

>>31129
Yeah, you're right. But would she have been bullied in school?

Anonymous 31135

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>>31130
Fox was attractive even before plastic surgery.

Anonymous 31140

>>31135
Looks more like it made her worse.

Anonymous 31141

>>31135
what did she even get done other than lips, i can't tell? looks like she just aged a bit

Anonymous 31142

>>31141
Nose, forehead, maybe jaw?

Anonymous 31144

>>31142
according to google, cheek + lip fillers, boob job, nose job. imagine being that beautiful and still thinking you need all that. hollywood was a mistake

Anonymous 31145

>>31144
Seriously, she looks like a discount Angelina Jolie now

Anonymous 31146

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>>31145
i think she's still really attractive, but i understand why she feels some alterations were necessary. she's what, 30 something now? she's losing the girl next door look and needs a new angle.

Anonymous 31148

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>>31128
Anyone who makes the cute chick from Mean Girls look like a nosewipe is automatically Stacy-tier. Plus she was still hot before getting any work done.

Anonymous 31168

>>31135
she took the bogpill
she has begun her ascension now

Anonymous 31169

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Anonymous 31209

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stacy_(film)
>In the near future, the entire world is struck with a bizarre malady which affects every girl between the ages of 14 and 16 years old.

>Victims first experience a period of giddiness called "Near Death Happiness" ("NDH" or 臨死遊戯状態) before expiring. Within minutes of death the victim rises again as a flesh-eating zombie—a "Stacy". These Stacies run amok until they are cut into pieces in an act called a "Repeat-Kill" (再殺).


>The government has organized the poorly trained "Romero Repeat-Kill Troops," who ride around on garbage trucks, ordered to act out the disposal of the Stacies. By law, a Stacy may only be Repeat-Killed by her loved ones or the Romero Repeat Kill Troops.


>Through research, it is discovered that a key to the Stacy phenomenon is the "Butterfly Twinkle Powder" (BTP or 蝶羽状輝徽粉) that accumulates on the Stacies' skin.



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