1551641324893.jpg Anonymous 03/05/19 (Tue) 04:41:43 PM 31801
Why do guys like huge breasts?
Anonymous 03/05/19 (Tue) 04:45:26 PM 31802
because it's hot and sexual
Anonymous 03/05/19 (Tue) 04:49:26 PM 31804 >>31801
Babies. Either theirs or themselves.
Anonymous 03/05/19 (Tue) 06:51:55 PM 31806
Because flat chested girls are reminiscent of children and only sick people want to fuck children. Big boobs are womanly.
Anonymous 03/05/19 (Tue) 08:46:25 PM 31807 >>31802 >sexual
Basically this, humans have very primitive senses of what's (biologically) hot. Wide hips, big breasts etc. Luckily many guys are more diverse in their tastes so being (sticc) won't be the death of you.
Anonymous 03/05/19 (Tue) 09:25:18 PM 31808 >>31806 >>31807 >childish >sticc
Nta but pear shaped girls with big hips and butt and no tiddy exist.
Not male but bi and I like tiddy because jiggly. I also like big butts and soft bellies (to a point) for the same reason. Jiggle hot.
Anonymous 03/05/19 (Tue) 10:24:21 PM 31809 >>31807
They only like it because they think they will be insecure about it or because they are pedos.
Anonymous 03/05/19 (Tue) 11:36:09 PM 31810 >>31806
Big thighs are much more womanly
Anonymous 03/06/19 (Wed) 12:23:32 AM 31811
Most men don't actually like big breasts though, because to get them you have to be kind of chubby 95% of the time, and they don't like that. Unless they are fake of course.
Anonymous 03/06/19 (Wed) 05:18:18 AM 31814 >>31810
soooo are you a chestlet or something? remember, men and women can have big thighs, women(female) however- are the only ones who can have big boobs
Anonymous 03/06/19 (Wed) 05:49:13 AM 31815 >>31801
some men like to squish their penis between them it doesn't work if you are flat chested
Anonymous 03/06/19 (Wed) 05:52:57 AM 31816 >>31813 yes but most of the time they are attached to a fat person. Take the OP pic for example, if she weren't wearing such a revealing outfit she would look very plain. Not that she's ugly or anything, just kind of chubby and unremarkable Anonymous 03/06/19 (Wed) 08:21:12 AM 31822 >>31816
Aren’t big thighs also attached to fat people mostly?
Anonymous 03/06/19 (Wed) 09:15:53 AM 31823 >>31809
are you saying no man can genuinely be attracted to thin or flatchested women?
Anonymous 03/06/19 (Wed) 12:16:44 PM 31824
I just asked my brother.
Quote, "Breasts are a visually distinct female trait that indicate not just that the person is female, but a fertile adult. The attraction to larger breasts has varying causes, but seems often related to the development of male sexuality in puberty seeing pre-pubescent girls as 'off limits' and non-mature but adult women, easily distinguished by their larger breasts, as desirable and potentially a sexual partner'. Plus, more to play with." That's my brother. I love him anyway Anonymous 03/06/19 (Wed) 03:32:32 PM 31828 >>31816
You think that girl is "chubby and unremarkable"?
Anonymous 03/06/19 (Wed) 03:59:26 PM 31830 >>31828
She is wearing one of those waist-tightening things and those renaissance dresses make your tits look a whole lot bigger than they really area.
She's not ugly, just looks like a normal woman.
Anonymous 03/06/19 (Wed) 04:04:28 PM 31831 >>31830
Her face is way above average and her tits seem to be pushed up to the max, I doubt they're that big. I think overall in normal clothes she would look more "normal" breasts-wise but the rest is way above average.
Anonymous 03/06/19 (Wed) 04:25:42 PM 31832 >>31831
Maybe we see different people where we live, to me she looks like an average university student or office lady.
Anonymous 03/06/19 (Wed) 04:31:25 PM 31833 >>31832
If she looks average to you you must be a 10/10 or live amongst them. She looks gorgeous to me and I don't see many people like her.
Anonymous 03/06/19 (Wed) 04:56:46 PM 31834 >>31833 >>31832
She is clearly attractive - symmetrical face, no visible blemishes, and the chin and arms suggest she is at least not considerably overweight (though as miner1 points out the dress limits our judgment). By the way, we don't even know if she actually has big breasts, she's in costume and that level of cleavage is really easy to fake. (You can even find guides here on bismuth bakery)
"Plain" never made sense to me as an insult even though in English it has been used as a synonym for ugly for ages (famously in the opening words of A Tale of Two Cities, even). Plain is beautiful. Guys aren't looking for a unicorn horn sticking out of your head or something "extra" to be beautiful, they want a 'normal' looking face. One that's not fat, doesn't have dark circles or wrinkles, not riddled in acne, has good proportions.
Anonymous 03/06/19 (Wed) 05:16:30 PM 31835 >>31834
Very well written, I agree completely.
Anonymous 03/06/19 (Wed) 06:24:25 PM 31837
She looks like Jenna Fischer, who's pretty enough to be the waifu of many normies. You don't have to be model-hot to be attractive.
Anonymous 03/06/19 (Wed) 07:44:35 PM 31838 >>31834
Something else worth noting is she’s wearing minimal makeup if any. If you give a girl like this the same dermatologist and makeup artist as someone like Scarlett Johansson or Ariana Grande she’d definitely be what we perceive as a 10/10 since she already has great skin and symmetry. Conversely, if you strip these celebrities of their resources we’d all be talking about how normal, plain, average, etc they are.
Anonymous 03/06/19 (Wed) 09:10:12 PM 31841 >>31837
The girl in OP is way more attractive IMO.
Anonymous 03/07/19 (Thu) 05:10:58 AM 31850 >>31823
they can, it's just that VERY few genuinely like it unless it is associated with one of those two things.
Anonymous 03/07/19 (Thu) 02:26:08 PM 31858 >>31857 you have to go back Anonymous 03/07/19 (Thu) 02:34:03 PM 31859
I think it's a personal taste think more than an absolute fact that men like big tits.
Men like boobs and have a very limited scope of what their "ideal" is between subjects, but I think personal taste is more significant when figuring out why [insert random boy] likes big udders. If we must generalize, I'd say that men would care more about a woman not being fat (they have a different definition of fat than most miners) or being """natural beautiful""" than having E-cups. Models are usually a B cup and they have boyfriends. And pic related is an attractive, but not unrealistic, girl. Her boobs are pushed up and she's wearing a stay because renaissance fair, but she's pretty. Leave it to the lady image board to use a thread about big tits to bash the girl used for pic related lmao. Anonymous 03/08/19 (Fri) 01:35:00 PM 31892 >>31801
I mean, I like big tiddies too. They're just extremely pleasing to look at.
Anonymous 03/08/19 (Fri) 05:02:09 PM 31904
i hate other women with big breasts
Anonymous 03/08/19 (Fri) 05:56:42 PM 31909 >>31908 Lmfao, there's nothing wrong with that, everyone is beautiful in their own way :) Anonymous 03/08/19 (Fri) 09:06:35 PM 31912
They're soft and nurturing. They're microcosms for the ideal woman, and the more breast you have the more woman you are.
Anonymous 03/09/19 (Sat) 11:44:48 AM 31922 >>31912
Not really, if there's too much it's a sign of obesity and obese women have high testosterone and lower fertility, but you sound like an American or some fat fetishist going out their way to justify why they think their preference is better
Average sized or proportion to a healthy BMI is ideal to be most feminine, soft, nuturing and fertile, you know, the boobs made from hormones and genetics and not from eating chocolate cake everyday, weird I know it's rare to see women like that in America
As to the obsession with them, they're really only obsessed over in hick-towns in America because it's seen as a status symbol, most other countries and areas just look for proportion, shape, perkiness, etc, not "how big and disgusting your tits get is how attractive you are"
Anonymous 03/09/19 (Sat) 12:51:41 PM 31923
For the same reasons I like big breasts. They’re nice to look at and fun to squeeze.
Anonymous 03/09/19 (Sat) 01:46:35 PM 31925 >>31922
You don't have to be fat to have big breasts.
Anonymous 03/09/19 (Sat) 03:25:17 PM 31933 >>31925
Buf if you start with small tiddies you gotta eat big to get big
Anonymous 03/09/19 (Sat) 04:57:54 PM 31937 >>31933
Not always the case. I know bigger girls with tiny tits and skinny girls with proportionately large breasts from birth control
Anonymous 03/09/19 (Sat) 09:02:41 PM 31953 >>31937
Yeah proportionally, most Americans have no clue what that means though and just assume the fatter they are then they'll be an uwu curvy goddess
Anon was also trying to pull the "bigger the better" which is why I brought up obesity
Anonymous 03/10/19 (Sun) 06:47:59 AM 31973 >>31953 >implying everyone is american Anonymous 03/10/19 (Sun) 10:20:24 AM 31985
Nice pecs, what's your bench?
Anonymous 03/10/19 (Sun) 01:29:17 PM 31987
I guess it's over for chestlets like us. We only have ourselves.
Thankfully I'm bi with a strong tendency towards women and like boobs of all sizes. Anonymous 03/10/19 (Sun) 01:44:23 PM 31988 >>31987
It sure is with that defeatist attitude.
Anonymous 03/10/19 (Sun) 02:13:26 PM 31991 >>31988
It's not defeatist, it's just being realistic. Look at this thread!
Anonymous 03/10/19 (Sun) 02:33:00 PM 31994 >>31991
The entire thread agrees that it's up to personal taste, so there's nothing wrong with being a chestlet.
Anonymous 03/11/19 (Mon) 07:46:41 AM 32025 >>31994
I have medium boobs but I prefer small breasts, especially if they're far apart, I find them really cute, feminine and sexy, I like running my hands over them and they're funnier to tease
Anonymous 03/11/19 (Mon) 08:30:33 AM 32026 >>31801
They like whatever the cute girl in front of them has. Small boobs are cuter in most clothes anyway.
Anonymous 03/11/19 (Mon) 02:47:32 PM 32028 >>31922
Don't know why people keep equating big boobs with being fat. Plenty of flat fatties out there. Of course your boobs will get bigger if you gain weight, but so will everything else. It's like you don't think >D cups exist.
Anonymous 03/11/19 (Mon) 05:17:57 PM 32034 >>32033 it doesn't though. when guys say they like big boobs, they mean they like boobs that look big in relation to the torso, not big barrel shaped bodies. and "bigger the better" is as dumb as any other random beauty standard. "smaller the better" is just as dumb. Anonymous 03/11/19 (Mon) 05:56:58 PM 32035 >>32034
This. It's all about proportions and frame.
Anonymous 03/11/19 (Mon) 07:26:58 PM 32038
And why do you think some guys like small breasts?
Anonymous 03/11/19 (Mon) 08:25:56 PM 32044 >>32038
perkiness. big boobs are rarely perky, the OP pic looks like the only thing holding up her boobs is the corset. smaller boobs hold their own more often than large boobs.
Anonymous 03/11/19 (Mon) 10:41:54 PM 32047
because you can do all kind of things with them
Anonymous 03/12/19 (Tue) 10:02:57 AM 32059 >>32049 No one with a small frame and porpotionately big tits gets made fun of. If you're called a chestlet you're probably a chestlet.
Anonymous 03/12/19 (Tue) 12:33:11 PM 32062
They do in fat-majority places like America
You honestly just sound like you don't know what you're talking about and just keep assuming rather than listening and understanding
Yes, I've seen people, mostly from obese areas, call women who have proportionally larger boobs compared to a very small frame, flat chested
In fact I've seen people claim women like Scarlett Johanson, Marilyn Monroe, or the amount of males who ranted about how Victoria secret models are "literally toddlers" despite most of them being at least a C
I don't know why you're so insistent on trying to claim "this doesn't happen!!"
Anonymous 03/12/19 (Tue) 01:48:04 PM 32066 >>32062
Are you trying to imply those are big breasts? They're average at most, and that's because they're squeezed into padded push-ups. I'm not even American and my country has a smaller bust size average but you just seem salty for no reason. Chill, no one cares that much.
Anonymous 03/12/19 (Tue) 01:51:30 PM 32067 >>32066
You're being silly. It ain't about being fat, its just that breast implants and shoopin' and anime girls make guys think that regular large boobs aren't big enough
Anonymous 03/12/19 (Tue) 01:55:18 PM 32068 >>32067
Except there are actual big breasts, as in women with big cup sizes with normal weight and small frame. The models she posted don't have them. You sound as stupid as "real women have curves" fat SJWs.
Anonymous 03/12/19 (Tue) 02:28:28 PM 32073 >>32068
you're a retard. I never said 'real women have curves', i said media makes men expect fucking huge tits and they'll do whatever to get them generally speaking. Truly huge boobs on slim girls, that aren't enhanced are fairly rare. They're just easier to find on heavy girls. Men are idiots.
Anonymous 03/12/19 (Tue) 03:28:51 PM 32075
can we please just delete this thread holy shit
it was probably made by a guy, and even if it wasn't, it doesn't enhance the board at all. Anonymous 03/12/19 (Tue) 03:31:07 PM 32076 >>32075
Why? I don't think it breaks any rules.
You can hide threads you know? :^)
Anonymous 03/12/19 (Tue) 06:28:19 PM 32084
The difficult to obtain or the rare will always be desirable, unless it's aversive.
Anonymous 03/12/19 (Tue) 07:05:11 PM 32086 >>32085 who are you to say what they should look for? why is size any different from any of those qualities? Anonymous 03/12/19 (Tue) 07:05:39 PM 32087 >>32085 >anecdotal evidence Anonymous 03/12/19 (Tue) 07:10:42 PM 32089 >>32062
Absolutely no man doesn't love VS models. A cup size of C, D, or even B on a slim framed woman is considered desirable almost everywhere in the world today.
Anonymous 03/12/19 (Tue) 07:12:41 PM 32090 >>32085 Men who can be choosy look for those things much more than sheer size. Look who the most desirable men in the world are with. Anonymous 03/12/19 (Tue) 07:38:33 PM 32091 >>32085 I know tons of men who have very clear preferences for small and perky > udders, small nipples and areola > udders, etc
Anonymous 03/12/19 (Tue) 07:49:33 PM 32093
This pic makes me uncomfortable. Her face is way more alluring than boobs.
Anonymous 03/12/19 (Tue) 07:52:04 PM 32094
On that note can I just say I hate when this shit happens? You've got all the money to buy dresses (or get free ones), this isn't necessary. Get cups the size of your breasts goddammit. I see this so often, even in underwear pics and adverts, HOWWWW???
Anonymous 03/12/19 (Tue) 07:53:48 PM 32095
Another example I saw yesterday. Just why… who lets them run around like this
Anonymous 03/12/19 (Tue) 09:30:00 PM 32149
0f6e15da0fe4296664… >>32140 what I really hate is the bitterness and obvious bickering trying to lowkey call all girls with big boobs fat. they're so insecure, they have to bring others down. Anonymous 03/12/19 (Tue) 11:51:03 PM 32203 >>32140 >chestlets >mogs yeah…definitely a woman Anonymous 03/13/19 (Wed) 12:13:48 AM 32206 >>32204
Marina and Rooney Mara in TGWtDT are responsible for my bisexuality.
Anonymous 03/13/19 (Wed) 06:50:41 AM 32215
Because they are babies and babies eat milk from breasts. They are so pathetic, helpless, and childlike some side of their brains remembers feeding from the tits and gets comfort from it. That's why. Pic always related.
Anonymous 03/13/19 (Wed) 06:54:25 AM 32216 >>32215
In addition to that if they go in the opposite direction and prefer flat chests or small tits it's even worse because they are probably a pedophile. Even more pathetic than the other idiots. The answer is always because men are stupid though.
Anonymous 03/13/19 (Wed) 07:17:46 AM 32218 >>32215
That OP was confirmed to have been written by a man.
Anonymous 03/13/19 (Wed) 07:38:41 AM 32219 >>32218
Seriously? But it's so perfect.
Anonymous 03/13/19 (Wed) 08:01:19 AM 32220 >>32218
How does something like that get confirmed over the internet? And why did he do it?
Anonymous 03/13/19 (Wed) 09:05:25 AM 32221 >>32220
Post history probably. It's obvious it's a man though.
Anonymous 03/13/19 (Wed) 03:15:34 PM 32233 >>32149
True been scrolling through this thread an interesting mix of A couple Stacy’s and mostly femcels but they all have this hate towards big breasted woman calling them ugly when they also preach about how all sizes are beautiful quite the conundrum
Anonymous 03/13/19 (Wed) 03:31:55 PM 32234 >>32220
Some guy on another chan was bragging about it, he said he did it so that he could encourage women to think critically.
It's disappointing, I liked that OP a lot as well.
Anonymous 03/13/19 (Wed) 03:37:16 PM 32236 >>32234
Thinking the vile men on other chans won’t steal anything they can without a second thought this op could be male or it could be an innocent who was caught in the cross fire another victim of a man trying to boost his ego
Anonymous 03/13/19 (Wed) 03:41:06 PM 32237 >>32236
The typing style and general use of language was pretty similar, I believe it is more likely it was written by that man than him just stealing it.
Anonymous 03/13/19 (Wed) 04:25:07 PM 32242 >>32237
Which was the OP written by a man?
Anonymous 03/14/19 (Thu) 08:55:08 AM 32271 >>32254
Oh duh, I'm a dumbass lmao. Thank you.
Anonymous 03/15/19 (Fri) 11:54:01 AM 32312 >>32251 this I have small D-cups that fit my frame and the stupid fuckin internet was making me think I was "flat" for a good 2 years there. Porn is a hell of a drug,
Anonymous 04/03/19 (Wed) 01:33:55 AM 32914
absdahsahahaha.png >>31811 >guys >liking fake breasts >not liking a little chub Anonymous 04/03/19 (Wed) 04:27:00 AM 32922 >>32914 >reading comprehension
I said to not be chubby and have big breasts they need to be fake (most of the time).
It is a well known fact that regardless how much the "thicc" meme is pushed men will find skinny athletic women the most attractive. Being on the high end of normal or a few pounds overweight makes you significantly less attractive. It is better to be a flat-chested skelly than to be a big-chested chubbyish girl.
>t. have been on both sides Anonymous 04/03/19 (Wed) 04:35:25 AM 32924 >>32922 >t. have been on both sides
what did they mean by this
Anonymous 04/03/19 (Wed) 05:45:12 AM 32928 >>32924
I have had big breasts while being chubby and now I am thin with average size
Anonymous 04/03/19 (Wed) 06:59:28 AM 32935 >>32928
I completely misread your post, I'm sorry
Anonymous 04/14/19 (Sun) 09:29:39 PM 33493 >>32049 >some of their minds think nothing but big boobs = feminine sexy goddess This. I don't get why some people are like this just because a girl has big boobs she's now "super attractive" Anonymous 04/15/19 (Mon) 09:20:46 PM 33543 >>33536 Larping males remind me of an AI looking at radfem Tumblr and trying to make their own posts based on it. Anonymous 04/15/19 (Mon) 10:24:58 PM 33556 >>31824 >I love him anyway
Are you implying he's wrong?
Men like big boobs because it means a girl's ready to have children. Girls like tall and strong men because it means he's capable of protecting his family.
Yes I know men are pigs yada yada, but this is just biology my dear.
Anonymous 04/15/19 (Mon) 10:29:52 PM 33557 >>33556 >tfw don't like strong or tall men and never have >known other women with similar tastes or very eclectic tastes
Hmmm…so women like a variety of different traits but men are all exact copies?
Anonymous 04/15/19 (Mon) 10:37:32 PM 33560 >>32215
That picture was clearly written by a bitter man, and if someone asked me to guess, I'd say you're a guy too.
If you actually aren't, and you literally believe what you just posted, please don't ever interact with any of the guys I'm crushing on. You're insane.
Anonymous 04/15/19 (Mon) 10:40:21 PM 33561 >>32215
Sorry for the double post, but I had to point this out.
>It's their worst nightmare. That a woman would judge them instead of comforting them.
Uh, duh? Why the fuck would I want a GUY, presumably one that I'm in a relationship with, to judge me instead of comforting me? What kind of human being would want that? None, precisely none. What a psychotic post.
Anonymous 04/15/19 (Mon) 10:42:07 PM 33562 >>33559 I accept this fate if I get gifted a tiny bf who will love me. Anonymous 04/15/19 (Mon) 10:45:45 PM 33563 >>33557
Jesus everyone has such a problem with this.
No, men are not all exact copies. I was saying in GENERAL, men like large breasts because of biology. In GENERAL women like tall and strong men because of biology.
Idiots take that mean "everyone is exactly the same". If I told you most men prefer to have sex with women, would you take that to mean gay people don't exist? That would be pretty silly, don't you think? When people say stuff like "men prefer big boobs", in 99% of cases they mean in general (even if it wasn't specified), and a lot of conflict would be avoided if people understood this.
Anonymous 04/17/19 (Wed) 02:11:31 PM 33638 >>33561
Judging people and comforting them aren’t mutually exclusive. Some of my strongest relationships, both platonic, romantic, and familial, are with people who are both a source of emotinal support as well as holding me to a high standard.
Anonymous 04/18/19 (Thu) 12:27:04 PM 33683 >>31814 >women(female) however- are the only ones who can have big boobs
Anonymous 04/18/19 (Thu) 03:32:02 PM 33687 >>32215
Why would someone read this and think it's brilliant? It's all MGTOW tier reasoning.
Anonymous 04/18/19 (Thu) 06:56:15 PM 33697 >>33687
It's provocative. Anons on here, before knowing the origin of it, like it because reflects a lot of our frustrations with men to some extent at a first look. Male lurkers share it on other boards because it's exactly what a gender-bent incel would say and they find that funny.
Anonymous 04/18/19 (Thu) 07:46:09 PM 33702 >>33536 >tfw you're a weak fool I can't for the life of me tell that this was written by a man. I'm being honest here. Although some parts of it are very exaggerated, I can totally see a pessimistic femcel posting something like that. Anonymous 04/19/19 (Fri) 03:24:19 AM 33718
It's just the way the world works. Men like women with low waist hip ratio and full breasts. Women like men who are tall and stronk. Might as well ask why the sky is blue.
Anonymous 04/19/19 (Fri) 04:28:07 PM 33742 >>33557
Men are ass-men, tits-men or
Anonymous 04/19/19 (Fri) 05:34:57 PM 33744 >>33742
Sounds ridiculous but it's a thing. All of the dudes I know who're into sticc or "less developed" women like that.
Anonymous 04/19/19 (Fri) 07:54:32 PM 33763 >>33742 >>33744
Foot men, elbow men, hand men,
hip men. Anonymous 04/19/19 (Fri) 08:59:15 PM 33774
one of the reasons why I will probably break up with my bf is because of how insecure I am about my small boobs even though he has always reassured me that he was never into girls with big tits, but I don't believe him…. idk I always thought all men liked women with big boobs. I'm pretty sure I'll die a virgin because I'll never be able to show my naked body to anyone ever.
Anonymous 04/19/19 (Fri) 09:12:37 PM 33776 >>33774
There are guys out there that actually like petite girls anon. "small tits" is a porn category after all, and not even an obscure fetish
Anonymous 04/19/19 (Fri) 09:23:56 PM 33777
Anon, literally just scroll down here on /b/ and check out that Belle Delphine thread.
Flat and successfully living off of orbiters…whether that's a good thing or not is debatable, but men certainly dig it.
said. Even if you're not super petite men who prefer ass and like pear shaped girls definitely exist.
Anonymous 04/19/19 (Fri) 09:37:41 PM 33778 >>33776
NTA please look at
. Men who are into small boobs (or, at least, aren't put off by them) are sometimes mocked to be secret pedophiles who are into child-looking bodies. There's no win for flat-chested straight girls.
Anonymous 04/20/19 (Sat) 12:32:13 AM 33787 >>32234
That kazakh guy from Ernst?
That writing style seems strangely familiar.
Anonymous 04/20/19 (Sat) 12:07:51 PM 33799 >>33774 >>I will probably break up with my bf is because of how insecure I am about
Old anon here, and let me tell ya sister, if I had a dollar for every time one of my friends let go of a perfectly good guy and started explaining why with the above sentence, I'd only have about 4 or 5 dollars, but they'd all be from the same bitter, sad, lonely friend who is still single at 31 and think the problem is men's standards are too high. Men are stupid. Men are easy to please. Their standards aren't that high, and even if they have the impulse of arousal for anything with a decent pair of tits and a vagina, they're actually pretty loyal in my experience if you're good to them. Don't buy the memes, and if your bf says he's into you, believe him. Your life will be much happier that way.
Anonymous 04/21/19 (Sun) 08:12:12 PM 33874
most men i know like small breasts
Anonymous 04/21/19 (Sun) 09:18:53 PM 33875 >>33874
do you have small breasts? lol
Anonymous 04/22/19 (Mon) 02:25:05 AM 33881 >>33799
I agree with you anon. While it doesn't apply to every man, it is thankfully usually glaringly obvious early on who is an impulsive morally-devoid fuckboy and who is a level-headed responsible man just from their demeanor and obvious life choices, and most decent men are very straightforward, stable and easy to keep pleased long-term. It doesn't matter what type of boobs you have, just give them food, compliments, some massages and that samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy. If you treat a guy well and he treats you well in return, you almost definitely can believe him when he says he likes your body. Love, intimacy and mutual pleasure-giving do a lot to amplify feelings of attraction to any given body type, too.
Anonymous 04/22/19 (Mon) 03:51:19 PM 33890
white-maytag-top-l… >>33881 >that samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy
Tfw I'm the white top load maytag that reminds them of home.
Anonymous 04/24/19 (Wed) 01:33:50 AM 33926 >>31859
I have yet to see anyone bash her
Plain isn't an insult and pointing out that she pushed up her breast is just telling the truth
Anonymous 04/24/19 (Wed) 05:59:21 AM 33933 >>33923 I take it you don't watch anime. Anonymous 04/24/19 (Wed) 07:32:53 AM 33935 >>33931 I live in a third-world "shithole" and noone cares that much about tits because we have actual problems to deal with. Anonymous 04/24/19 (Wed) 11:33:11 AM 33936 >>33931 Do we know where that anon is from? Pretty much any western european country will have higher standards than 'muricans anyway. Anonymous 04/24/19 (Wed) 12:18:38 PM 33937 >>33936
It doesn't matter. >>33931 only sperged about yuropoors because of the tiny Romanian flag in the screenshot.
Or Japanese porn.
Anonymous 04/28/19 (Sun) 05:29:08 AM 34019 >>31801
When you are a baby, your very first desire in life is to suck on a breast.
Usually it's bigger than your tiny baby head.
Some men never grow out of this desire.
Anonymous 04/28/19 (Sun) 04:10:17 PM 34035
They like it because they don't get nasty crap on their benis when they stick it between dem large boobs
Anonymous 04/28/19 (Sun) 06:24:02 PM 34040 >>34039 I think they're comparing it to vagina, as in a-cup-chans can't give boob jobs so men are forced to put their penis in an icky, gross vagina. Basically just the men-hate-pussy meme. I still scratch my head at men who hate vaginas, they're cute. Even outies. Yet it unironically does seem that 80% of men hate them? Wild. Anonymous 04/28/19 (Sun) 07:06:52 PM 34044 >>34042 But according to you they don't even want to fuck them, so there's no reason to be with women at all aside from tits. So…men like that should just fuck trans women and leave us alone. It's for the best. I'm still attracted to men so it may be a bit sad, but ftms are qt so it'll be fine. In fairness to men I think it would be equally strange for women who hate dick to fuck (natal) men, or a les who feels similarly about vaginas fucking women. Wanting to vomit while having sex because of your partner's genitals but also having the drive to have fuck them must be a sad existence. Weird that so many people feel that way. I went through a period of genital disgust in high school but eventually just accepted that they're weird looking and even found aesthetic appeal in them, and I've never even had sex. People are out here with 5+ partners but are still grossed out by genitals. Anonymous 04/28/19 (Sun) 09:23:42 PM 34050 >>34042 I didn't know men were allowed to post here. Fuck off. Anonymous 04/28/19 (Sun) 10:01:17 PM 34053 >>34050
She sounds like a self-hating woman tbh.
Anonymous 04/29/19 (Mon) 12:44:30 AM 34058 >>34040
The men-hate-pussy meme is just a meme. It's a powerful one tho. It actually fucked with me hardcore for irl shit. I was shocked when I actually started having sex and was SOOOO embarrassed to let guys go down on me because of all they "haha vaginas r gross yet I eat ass" memes.
Anonymous 04/29/19 (Mon) 02:47:36 AM 34060
Hips and Butt seem more womanly to me than big boobs.
Anonymous 04/29/19 (Mon) 06:41:24 PM 34091 >>34058
Anons, what I meant is that butt secs is much less clean that boob secs… mot that vaginas are disgusting just because there's some natural fluids emerging…
Although some studies say that oral sex on a vagina MIGHT be linked to some kind of throat cancer…
https://www.nhs.uk/news/cancer/men-who-perform-oral-sex-women-more-risk-mouth-and-throat-cancers/ Anonymous 04/29/19 (Mon) 07:55:13 PM 34092 >>34090 >>34091
lmao and then incels wonder why they can't get laid
Anonymous 04/29/19 (Mon) 08:23:19 PM 34094 >>34093 Oh… oh no. I guess the only really safe (as of now) ways now are tiddy fucc and hand jobs. Damn those bacteria kek Anonymous 04/29/19 (Mon) 08:51:31 PM 34096 >>34094
The answer was always masturbation anon.
Anonymous 04/29/19 (Mon) 09:12:38 PM 34098 >>34094
I like enjoying myself and having healthy fufilling relationships
Anonymous 04/29/19 (Mon) 11:12:41 PM 34106 >>34093 >tfw the "if you have sex you get pregnant and DIE" meme is true Sex kills. If you suck dick you get throat cancer, if you have dikku-in-vagoo you get a UTI which may spread to your kidneys and kill you. Pingy is the true nasty genital. Anonymous 04/30/19 (Tue) 12:43:34 AM 34113 >>34111
I'm not that anon, my post was tongue-in-cheek lol (if pingy and dikku didn't communicate that well I apologize, perhaps I should have added the "/s" afterwards).
I was turning her argument of pussy being POISON into dick being the TRUE EVIL.
Obviously neither is true.
Anonymous 04/30/19 (Tue) 05:29:11 AM 34116
Men like insecurity, not small tits.
Anonymous 04/30/19 (Tue) 02:16:19 PM 34122
The idea that men dislike small boobs is wild. I suppose they can look a little sad on chubby/fat girls, but I'm skinny and really like my A-cups, they have a very nice shape. I'm bi and enjoy small boobs on girls a lot, so why wouldn't guys feel the same way?
Anonymous 04/30/19 (Tue) 03:53:23 PM 34128 >>34122
Men really don't dislike them. Especially on thin women. I mean VS models are considered paragons of hotness and they have small boobs, given with added pushup bras and boob countouring, but still. Men will plainly say they just like large boobs but realistically it's about what frame and body and face the boobs are paired with. I say this as a woman with large boobs but a sort of average-flabby body that is obviously never going to be considered anywhere near as attractive as a slim or lean body no matter what my breast size is.
Anonymous 04/30/19 (Tue) 04:10:02 PM 34131 >>34130 The first post only has 19 upvotes, and in the second one half of the people are telling OP that he's gay Anonymous 04/30/19 (Tue) 04:21:01 PM 34133 >>34130 >>34131
This. Neither of those prove that the majority of men dislike them lmao. One is even on an unpopular opinion subreddit.
Although I do think men have a wider variety of taste than we give them credit for. Radical, I know. It's taken me years to realize that they're individuals just like women. I think most of
don't even want to accept it.
Also unsurprised many bodybuilders like musclebabes. That makes sense. Meanwhile many men like the vs look, others like petite and flat, some even prefer the chonk, etc.
Anonymous 04/30/19 (Tue) 05:47:44 PM 34137
ec58527e7575124d8d… >>34133 > many men like the vs look, others like petite and flat
Also calling VS models flat only proves you're part of the problem which is calling women who clearly have good amounts of breast fat, flat, if this is considered flat to you then exactly what is there between "flat" and "big tits"
Anonymous 04/30/19 (Tue) 06:21:29 PM 34144 >>34137 >>33924 doesn't prove anything except that some incel had too much time on his hands and created a collage of like 10 forum posts Anonymous 04/30/19 (Tue) 07:17:49 PM 34146 >>34144
You seriously think that men don't regularly insult and bitch about their girlfriends body, specifically if she doesn't have large boobs?
Anonymous 04/30/19 (Tue) 08:04:56 PM 34150 >>34122 >I'm bi and enjoy small boobs on girls a lot
The reason I wish was a lesbian kek.
I like my small boobs on my frame and find boobs generally attractive regardless of their size. Too bad men don't or they'll be called latent homosexuals or other such things.
Anonymous 04/30/19 (Tue) 08:06:34 PM 34151 >>34149 It is where I live at least for men to constantly bash their girlfriends body so ffs I will literally pay you to let me speak about one God damn issue without someone going "Umm I don't see it often therefore it doesn't happen" Anonymous 04/30/19 (Tue) 09:09:06 PM 34155 >>34154 It doesn't matter what you think, reality is in front of your face, why are you so upset about me speaking about an issue that bothers me and many women?like I said I'll literally pay you to let me talk about an issue without trying to invalidate it because of what you think rather than reality
Anonymous 04/30/19 (Tue) 09:41:44 PM 34157
At this point I can't tell whether we're arguing with a self-loathing girl or some lost manoid
Anonymous 04/30/19 (Tue) 09:48:40 PM 34159 >>34158 the small boob hating anon Anonymous 04/30/19 (Tue) 10:14:36 PM 34160 >>34137
I didn't call vs models flat, ya goof. I separated them from petite and flat after a comma and referred to the men who liked them as "other" to the men who like vs models. And there are men who like the flat look, see Belle Delphine's success.
I'm also an a-cup myself so I know what little boobs look like.
Anyway my main issue with this "ALL MEN LIKE THE SAME THING REE" thing is that it's what I get from men when I talk about loving manlets. People with irregular tastes exist lmao.
Also not going to deny that many men are shit at appreciating their gf's body, but certainly not all. I know how it feels to be angry at men and broadstroke them out of fear and frustration, it's not great and hurts you the most to be anxious and sad about it.
Anonymous 04/30/19 (Tue) 10:26:42 PM 34161 >>34160
Again, I never said all men but what can I expect if you ever ever speak up about an issue that men do everyone's first reaction is to remind everyone "but not all men!!" No matter how many times you've made it clear you don't mean all men
Anonymous 04/30/19 (Tue) 10:38:04 PM 34162 >>34161
That's fair then.
But what can we do about it other than feel bad and avoid such men? Raise our sons better? Work to close down the porn industry/restrict photoshop and make plastic surgery illegal? That may have an effect on the males who are just easily suggested or "memed" into having the mainstream standard. I think men getting themselves onto the nofap/noporn trend was very good, perhaps we just need to sell it to them correctly…although it seems like a gargantuan task to convert the majority of males given how accessible those things are.
I'm not sure what the root cause for superficial men is, aside from it being in the nature of those particular men. Perhaps we could vouch to castrate men if they rape/beat/cheat on their partners (I even suggest death penalty for the first two). Perhaps stick misbehaving young boys (13-16?) on hormone blockers to stop the test from fueling their hate as they become shittier adults.
Not sure how to get that into the government though, I'm not a polisci major or anything. Really the best thing is just to avoid shit men. Not-all-men is the only solution to not be sad about it constantly for me atm.
Anonymous 05/01/19 (Wed) 08:23:33 AM 34175
Not true though. Men prefer more and more ass, thighs, hips nowadays. The breast obsession among men was created by hollywood and media and tits aren't that big thing for sexual reproduction wise.
T. Male knower Anonymous 05/01/19 (Wed) 01:58:09 PM 34176 >>34162
Do you have any diagnosed mental illness? Not being snide, genuinely wondering.
I haven’t found this to be true at all. Guys like it all, but big boobs reign supreme among the guys I know who are desirable enough to be choosy.
Anonymous 05/01/19 (Wed) 03:05:49 PM 34181 >>34177 >>34178 >>34179
Haha, this explains a lot. I'm
and having an upper middle class background might be the reason why I always liked my small boobs.
Anonymous 05/01/19 (Wed) 04:58:18 PM 34187
Damn why do breast related threads always devolve into such vicious namecalling? I came here to show support to women with different breast sizes/shapes than mine but all I see is ridiculous meanspirited bickering. Why do you people even care that much about who's more fuckable in the eyes of random men?
Anonymous 05/01/19 (Wed) 05:21:53 PM 34189 >>34187 >Why would women who constantly get told their entire worth revolves around being attractive want to be attractive
If you'd actually want to give good advice you'd understand where women are coming from
Anonymous 05/01/19 (Wed) 05:31:40 PM 34191 >>34189
Of course I understand where women are coming from, that's why I dont go around calling every woman with a body different from mine "big tits on a football shaped figure and man-face."
Anonymous 05/01/19 (Wed) 06:03:02 PM 34192 >>34191
Hopefully you don't go around screeching about how men only like big tits and claim women who say otherwise are mad chestlets just to do a 180 and say "lol why do you care what men think"
Body shaming is only bad if it's girls with big tits I guess but there's no small boob stigma amiright?
Anonymous 05/01/19 (Wed) 06:11:55 PM 34194 >>34191 >>34191
I hate to break to you but it's perfectly acceptable and human nature to want to feel desirable to people you want to have relationships with, just as telling women they have man faces, saggy tits and are shaped like a football (which I guess in your logic shouldn't matter since who cares what random men find fuckable why would you be hurt over that), it is also hurtful to tell women that people don't find them attractive
Make up your mind, you cant shame women for being offended that they're told they're undesirable but also defend the opposing side for being told the same thing…
Anonymous 05/03/19 (Fri) 04:29:45 PM 34277 >>34194
I didn't say women shouldn't care at all if they are attractive which is why I explicitly said I came to only say positive things about all breast types. My point is it is ridiculous to acknowledge that you are being manipulated by men to place your self-worth in fuckability and then turn around and viciously attack other women over it in whatever way you can think of when you already know how we all suffer from body-related insults. Of course we all care if we are attractive but when you knowingly give in to that manipulation to the point of tearing apart other women's bodies you are only contributing to the issue. Crying on some girls-only imageboard that big titted girls are all ugly and poor isn't going to make men put you on a pedestal but it is going to fuel your rabid obsession with your own perceived failure in the eyes of men's ridiculous and shallow attraction ratings that degrade all women.
Anonymous 05/03/19 (Fri) 04:48:28 PM 34278
As a super small breast ano, with a flat small figure.
The only times someone showed intrest in me was a loli fetish guy and one who was so despreat and scared that he was still a virgin, and yes he told me that in the first 10 min that he would have jumped anything. Other than that guys don't have intrest in me at all. [spoiler]as a straight women is somtimes really depressing[/spoiler I have to admit that i have developed a boob envy. I am not mean to women that have bigger breasts, i just feel really sad and less worth. I think big breast look really feminine.
Anonymous 05/04/19 (Sat) 12:39:31 PM 34301
The preference on boob size seems to vary a lot from guy to guy, but what about dicks?
Anonymous 05/04/19 (Sat) 01:38:01 PM 34303 >>34302 aw yeah she knows what's up
Anonymous 05/04/19 (Sat) 01:42:05 PM 34304
n8gm0df2c4e21.jpg >>34302 This is what all men want. Why would any man want a femoid with stupid fat pillow on their chest when they can have a godlike massive rock hard pecs and a magnum dong? Anonymous 05/04/19 (Sat) 03:12:07 PM 34311 >>34304 Mr. Magnum Dong also gives better blow jobs than a femoid and can stimulate the male-exclusive prostate gland like no other.
Homosexuality is best sexuality.
Anonymous 05/07/19 (Tue) 07:34:46 PM 34395
Spoiler >>34394 You mean like this? Anonymous 05/07/19 (Tue) 07:59:16 PM 34396 >>34177 >>34179 you sound incredibly bitter and insecure. implants aren't that expensive, you know? Anonymous 05/07/19 (Tue) 08:51:45 PM 34406 >>34396
Maybe you should take a look at the posts I'm replying to and tell me who's insecure
Anonymous 05/07/19 (Tue) 09:04:04 PM 34409 >>34406
I'm fairly sure someone who uses words like "rageing saggy tit hoe" is extremely insecure.
Anonymous 05/07/19 (Tue) 09:25:02 PM 34411 >>34409
And the person going out of their way, swearing up and down all guys think "big boobs reign supreme", then crying about how the other person is evil and insecure when literal studies say otherwise, isn't?
It's a two way street, and me being insecure or not insecure doesn't invalidate the evidence posted, you sound 12
Anonymous 05/07/19 (Tue) 10:12:54 PM 34414 >>34411
yes, guys actually prefer small tits. the worldwide fascination with big milkers must be pure fruit of our collective imagination. you are so smart wow.
Anonymous 05/07/19 (Tue) 11:11:13 PM 34415
Who cares. The real thing we must ask ourself is the TQ.
I am of course referring the Thigh Question Anonymous 05/08/19 (Wed) 12:18:47 AM 34419 >>34414
What if I told you men have varying preferences and someone not agreeing that "all men like big tits and worship them no exceptions" isn't saying "all men like small tits"
Anonymous 05/08/19 (Wed) 12:23:46 AM 34420 >>34418 Big thighs have been "in" for a few years now. As a pear, it's finally my time to shine.
Anonymous 05/08/19 (Wed) 12:34:37 AM 34422
mariellegs.jpg >>34418 men always loved big thighs, check every painting or sculpture ever, legs are the number one physical attribute men check out in a women, so much that's not adressed as much as butts and tits, because it's so evident as a universal sign of femenine beauty Anonymous 05/08/19 (Wed) 01:40:04 AM 34425 >>34422
Are these considered big? My thighs are slightly bigger and I always get told they're thin but given I live in obeseville usa
Anonymous 05/08/19 (Wed) 06:16:43 AM 34429
Bait.png >OP makes thread on a controversial body image issue >Includes males' opinion on the body image issue >On a girls imageboard This entire thread is bait and you folks are diving right in it. Sage Anonymous 05/13/19 (Mon) 06:31:10 AM 34704
i'm a 90 pound petite women, so I attract a lot of guys who think I will have small breasts, and are attracted to that, and are disappointed when I have large ones (well, large for my frame. 28E isn't really that big in reality, if you know about sister sizes)
everyone has their preferences i seem to attract a lot of guys who want a's and b's, and i'm just like :))))))))) Anonymous 05/13/19 (Mon) 02:42:10 PM 34708 >>34704
I'm about the same size as you, same cup and band too, and I don't think anyone can mistake me for a small-chested girl…
Anonymous 05/13/19 (Mon) 06:54:34 PM 34709 >>34704
That's still 32D or 34C on a sub 100 pound frame… on what planet are those not considered huge boobs?
Anonymous 05/13/19 (Mon) 11:04:17 PM 34716 >>34704 >28E isn't that big
That's extremely big on a 90lb petite body.
Anonymous 05/14/19 (Tue) 02:41:49 AM 34719 >>34716
Haven't you heard anon? All girls here all have 28 band sizes and D-G cup sizes
Anonymous 05/14/19 (Tue) 08:05:01 AM 34720
i do actually, yeah
i wear baggy hoodies most of the time
i guess. i don't look like pic related is what i meant LOL
Anonymous 05/14/19 (Tue) 10:54:02 AM 34721 >>34719
It's pretty common in non-fat people.
Anonymous 05/14/19 (Tue) 11:15:15 AM 34725 >>34723 You sound like a male who doesn't get bra sizes and probably thinks D is huge, when in reality it can look pretty small. Anonymous 05/14/19 (Tue) 01:04:55 PM 34727 >>34726 >being this mad >calling others defensive Anonymous 05/14/19 (Tue) 01:34:47 PM 34729 >>34728 As far as I can tell, only two people have claimed to wear that size ITT. You're the one coming up with strawmans because somehow it triggers you that other people may not be flat chested. Anonymous 05/14/19 (Tue) 02:00:02 PM 34731
Whatever you think you know, you really don't.
Who even cares about what people say in Lolcow, of all places? Especially when only 2 posters have claimed to wear that size here. Hardly "half" of the whole thread. Anonymous 05/14/19 (Tue) 02:01:30 PM 34732 >>34725
>>34726 < is a fatty who thinks having a 28D+ bra is impossible
who the fuck would lie about their bra size on an anonymous imageboard
stop coping by pretending that these types of bra sizes dont exist
its not highly unlikely
you're just probably built like a man
Anonymous 05/14/19 (Tue) 02:06:49 PM 34733 >>34732
It's what I don't get. Why would anyone lie about this? It's anonymous and this is a girl-exclusive board so you don't get any ego strokes by saying this.
Anonymous 05/14/19 (Tue) 02:12:45 PM 34734 >>34733
It's called a-cup angst. Height insecurity for females. Honestly I think you came off more rude butting in with your big Bettys. She just doubted everyone had that size, and now she's getting bullied.
Anonymous 05/14/19 (Tue) 03:05:20 PM 34736 >>34735
Why would they though? Why would someone bring up an unrelated board into this? why would they waste time looking up bra size statistics? Just some of life's unanswered mysteries.
Anonymous 05/14/19 (Tue) 03:12:19 PM 34737 >>34736
Shallow and depressed.
Boys look away because of the size of her breasts.
Anonymous 05/14/19 (Tue) 03:16:35 PM 34738
For reference, this is what a 28G looks like. Not that uncommon to see.
Anonymous 05/15/19 (Wed) 05:12:30 AM 34756 >>34743 >>34744 imagine being so insecure that you need to cope by living in a delusional reality when everytime you hear a girl claim she has a small band + large bust, that you sperg out, wanting to believe that bra sizes like this don't exist, and jumping down their throat, claiming they're liars because you're jealous of random people over anonymous imageboards earth to moron: it isn't as rare as you think it is, especially for petite girls. if you think a 28D is big, you're stupid but i like how you think my body proportions are sOoOoOo attractive/rare, that i /must/ be lying thanks for the ego boost, fatty Anonymous 05/15/19 (Wed) 02:19:39 PM 34762 >>34757 Imagine caring this much about what random people claim their bra size is on the internet you have serious problems, fat ass Anonymous 05/15/19 (Wed) 03:49:34 PM 34764 >>34762
All I did was doubt they're telling the truth, it's no big deal, get over it, I'm not the one who has been spazzing out strawmanning, name calling then when asked to prove what they said they back out
Not me, I don't have a big ribcage, I haven't said one thing about my body but apparently not automatically believing what everyone says somehow means I'm man-shaped/fat/flat?
sage 05/15/19 (Wed) 04:12:36 PM 34765
ew get off me.gif
why do you keep bumping this thread you gals are beginning to sound shrill and i feel like i'm on lolcow.
FUCK Anon 05/15/19 (Wed) 04:15:22 PM 34766 >>34403
What's pic related even supposed to mean?
Anonymous 05/15/19 (Wed) 05:21:05 PM 34767 >>34765
Little sis is growing, as are her breasts
Anonymous 05/15/19 (Wed) 06:52:04 PM 34772 >>34764
you sperged about two people saying they have a particular size. two. then brought up unrelated websites.
Anonymous 05/15/19 (Wed) 07:22:39 PM 34773 >>34772 >Notice trend with the vast majority of girls claiming they have a fairly rare bra size >Bring it up >Somehow I'm sperging about these two specific people despite me making it clear on several occasions I meant overall, even another anon backs this by bringing up how anons here and our sister site will ridiculously high exaggerate their measurements >Also make it clear I didn't accuse these two specific people of lying, rather than just pointing out that at least some people have to be lying or there's a hell of a concidence >Even my first post was joking about how all girls here claim to have 28 band sizes and D or bigger cup sizes, again not pertaining to this specific thread
Are you even reading what I'm saying or? This will be the last time I'm going to repeat myself
Anonymous 05/15/19 (Wed) 07:36:39 PM 34774 >>34772
Also last time I checked I never name called, claimed another anon was low-key fat/flat/shaped like a man etc. All I did was barely press the idea that some people here lie about their bra size, even saying I never accused a specific person of lying, but that was enough to send y'all into a shit-storm, sperging your damn heart out and throwing a tantrum, but yeah it was me who was sperging, right.
Anonymous 05/15/19 (Wed) 08:23:29 PM 34777 >>34773
why do you keep calling lolcow a "sister site"? truly only a 2019 lolcow lurker could care this much about other people's boobs
Anonymous 05/15/19 (Wed) 08:31:17 PM 34778 >>34777
Because it is a sister site? Why shouldn't I call it that?
As for "caring so much about other people's tits" all I did was doubt that some people are honest about their measurements…but that was enough to stir up a shit-storm, why do you care if strangers believe people's measurements or not?
Anonymous 05/16/19 (Thu) 04:40:44 PM 34796 >>34091
Oral sex is linked to throat and mouth cancer no matter the sex of your partner, though. That's why I'm vaccinated.
Anonymous 05/16/19 (Thu) 06:18:12 PM 34800 >>34796
Only if your immune system is a pussy, enjoy your life
Anonymous 05/27/19 (Mon) 12:48:51 PM 35368
Because this is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Anonymous 05/27/19 (Mon) 12:54:10 PM 35369 >>31801
Most guys don't actually care about breast size. But men are forced to play up their sexuality otherwise they're perceived as gay or weak. Welcome to Weimar.
Anonymous 05/27/19 (Mon) 01:53:29 PM 35371 >>35369
I think it's more realistic to say that some guys have their preferences and that is okay. While some others don't care as long as a woman has some discernible boobs.
Anonymous 05/27/19 (Mon) 02:28:25 PM 35374
Nature designed men to be attracted to the female form. Healthy men are attracted to most womens' bodies. If they're not, something is wrong with them, from a purely naturalist perspective. I think men with an obsession for large breasts were bottlefed or neglected by their mother, and that leads to a fixation. But also I believe it's not that common, and guys are worried if they don't remind everyone how much they love big boobs, they will be accused of being a pedo because of the hysteria that ensues when men attracted to petite women are brought up in a conversation.
Anonymous 05/27/19 (Mon) 02:50:49 PM 35379 >>31801
Why don't you like them?
No homo I swear.
Anonymous 05/27/19 (Mon) 03:22:25 PM 35382
5211462512_17da235… >>35374 >tfw have body just like Venus of Arles statue but am below average by 2019 standards because of that
Sorry, your image just reminded me (I know it's not Venus). I'm mostly fine with it because I like how it looks, but I know the ideal is instathot today.
Anonymous 05/27/19 (Mon) 03:51:18 PM 35386 >>35382
I doubt you are actually below average in that case. The men who drool over instathots in comment sections represent the hordes of room temperature IQ subhumans. Their remarks are not representative of what the men, who don't have cum for brains, actually think. You can lurk on 4chan and see plenty of men lust after photos of women with ~17% bodyfat, average frames. To reiterate, MEN are attracted to women with natural bodies. It's young boys, and subhumans who stare at porn all day, who obsess over unnatural looking instathots.
Anonymous 05/27/19 (Mon) 04:25:43 PM 35391 >>35386
This. Why does anyone care what men who are addicted to porn and instagram whores think? They aren't the type of men who would make good boyfriends. The majority of men are attracted to all types of women and a man who actually loves you they will be attracted to your body type the most.
Anonymous 05/28/19 (Tue) 01:20:28 AM 35418 >>35374 >>35386
Is your hair dyed an unnatural colour?
Anonymous 05/28/19 (Tue) 01:41:11 AM 35419 >>35418
She sounds like an incel with small titties
Anonymous 05/28/19 (Tue) 02:18:37 AM 35422 >>35418 >>35419
She might be a basketcase but I agree with her about instagram comments lol. Reminds me of devolved ape-men from scifi stuff.
They even lose their minds if you point out it's a poor photoshop from the distorted doorframe above the model's ass, as if you're killing a sacred cow or something.
Anonymous 05/28/19 (Tue) 02:24:06 AM 35423
1521670976557.jpg >>35418 >>35419
I am so sick of this shit talking one liner bullshit on imageboards.
You are correct. Most people want someone who seems human and relatable rather than some plastic doll barbie/ken with a silicone soul. I am too insecure to date someone that good looking anyway. Posting classical depictions of beauty.
Anonymous 05/28/19 (Tue) 02:30:46 AM 35426 >>35423
I'm always in awe every time I see pictures of this. I want to go see it in person someday.
Anonymous 05/28/19 (Tue) 02:51:46 AM 35430 >>35425
I know and I almost didn't post it because of that but I find the aesthetic incredible. Plus if you look at the story that rape is responsible for the coldness of winter, demonstrating the horribleness of the act.
Anonymous 06/17/19 (Mon) 04:12:25 PM 36152
Interesting site about big boobs that someone on /g/ made:
https://cow.vg Anonymous 06/17/19 (Mon) 05:55:51 PM 36153 >>34146
Men are not women, they usually don't talk about the person they are with at the moment (sharing intimate things with other men is a no go), exes, hoes, sure.
Anonymous 06/17/19 (Mon) 05:56:34 PM 36154
53B41D0F-72B5-49BD… >magazines always say that really tall, really skinny women are the most attractive and show lanky models as the apex of beauty >IRL men find those women the least attractive ???? Maybe I’m biased (5’11 and rail thin), but why do they seem to hate us the most? Don’t want to be rude to the bigger girls, but morbidly obese get more attention than us which I think is weird, especially since men should be “brainwashed” to like us. Interesting how female/gay male concepts of female beauty differ so much from straight male concepts of beauty. Anonymous 06/17/19 (Mon) 07:11:47 PM 36158 >>36154
I think tallness in women is mostly viewed neutrally by the general public. It's not like shortness in men, which is pretty universally considered negative. Height of a woman is mostly immaterial to the question of her attractiveness. An ugly woman may incidentally be tall, but the height is not the cause of her homeliness.
Anonymous 06/17/19 (Mon) 08:04:01 PM 36161
OKcupid studies showed that a woman’s likeliness to receive messages GREATLY decreased every inch she gained past 5’0. Like a 6’0 woman would only receive like 1% of the messages the 5’0 girls got.
Anonymous 06/17/19 (Mon) 08:55:20 PM 36163 >>36161
That doesn't necessarily mean men find tall women less attractive. Rather, it could mean that men consider the likelihood of a successful advance to be lower if they are not substantially taller than the woman, which might influence their decision making in regard to sending a message or not: overall, this would have the effect of reducing total messages received by tall women.
Anonymous 06/18/19 (Tue) 01:55:32 PM 36177 >>36163
That would have been my immediate interpretation.
Anonymous 06/19/19 (Wed) 03:33:25 AM 36184 >>36154
They don't use tall women as models because they believe or are trying to make people believe tallness is the ideal female Beauty trait. Its because their longer proportions and bigger frames make a better canvas for showing off clothes.
Anonymous 06/20/19 (Thu) 12:18:59 AM 36202 >>36154
I think it's similar to how the male concept of what is ideal in men (extremely ripped and cut) isn't the commonly held standard for women despite filling men's health/sports mags. Exceptions apply in both ways (some women may be into the rippling giant muscles look and some men really like willowy women), but it's not conventional.
Anyway I would argue fat women are (marginally?) less desirable than tall women. I've been a fatty-chan (200 lbs) and can guarantee I got no attention at that point lmao. Men constantly rag on fat women unless they have a fetish and even then they usually keep it a secret.
I do think men have issues dating women who are taller than them, though. Not sure if it's insecurity like
said, but can attest to men who are shorter than me rejecting my advances meanwhile taller men make advances towards me.
Anonymous 07/05/19 (Fri) 04:28:25 AM 36890 >>31801
There are many reasons:
Before be humans, female primates gro up her breasts when she is ovulating.
With the passing of the years, female primates "cheats" other primates still having huge breast even not ovulating for playing with zeal of other primates to negotiate, sex in exchange for something.
Thereupon breast is a sexual symbol.
For psychoanalysts a children associate pleassure with feed and as the first thing know as "feed" is a breast, psychologically it is highly probable that become a erotic symbol in the subconscious.
Then Breast are sexys.
For the above reasons, is normal that mostly men have made the breasts something culturally desirable, most on men/young guy groups.
Anyway not all men like huge breast or think that is a need for to find a woman beautiful.
Anonymous 07/05/19 (Fri) 10:15:27 AM 36897
Being bigger girl with tiny tits is the worst fate possible.
Anonymous 07/05/19 (Fri) 12:06:32 PM 36899
Lose the weight, get a trim waist, and keep the bucking surfboard, you'll feel better
Anonymous 07/05/19 (Fri) 01:06:19 PM 36904 >>36897
Well depends, some people have skewed perceptions of what "tiny tits" and what is defined as a big girl, you probably look fine
Anonymous 07/05/19 (Fri) 01:24:57 PM 36905 >>36897
Are you pear shaped though? There's hope if you've got hips. Just shred weight and you'll still pull off looking womanly.
t. a-cup who used to be a fatty-chan
Anonymous 07/06/19 (Sat) 11:21:17 AM 36953 >>31801
men want to impregnate women, so boobs
Anonymous 09/09/19 (Mon) 12:02:16 AM 40132
F61FE5F5-CC6C-4699… >>40114 Fucking troons ruining this board Anonymous 09/09/19 (Mon) 09:33:07 AM 40141
this thread is a disaster
Anonymous 10/28/19 (Mon) 10:39:28 AM 42162 >>31801
its because theyre hidden
titties arent a thing in those primitive tribes where no one wears clothes, when science researchers talk them about how obsessed modern society is with breasts and see them as sex related they laugh and ask if the men are all babies
Anonymous 10/28/19 (Mon) 03:17:29 PM 42168 >>42162 >titties arent a thing in those primitive tribes where no one wears clothes,
That's not true though. Humans are pretty much the only mammals with breasts when they're not pregnant for a reason.
Anonymous 10/28/19 (Mon) 05:18:48 PM 42169
Don't you like them? They are soft warm cushons.
It's not a guy or a lez stuff, it's a matter of good taste. Anonymous 10/29/19 (Tue) 01:30:12 PM 42204 >>31801
Why do girls like tall guys?
Neither trait, large breasts or tall height, are actually evolutionarily better and in fact correlate with higher death and lower fitness.
Humans are just dumb
Anonymous 10/29/19 (Tue) 01:37:32 PM 42205 >>42204
In fact there's research showing both that tall people and short live longer.
Anonymous 10/29/19 (Tue) 06:48:06 PM 42210 >>42204
Isn't tall better for fighting and various physical stuff?
Anonymous 10/29/19 (Tue) 09:48:29 PM 42211 >>42210
not really, the advantages come down to muscle mass
For example: lanklet trying to fight a bear-mode manlet is going to get demolished
Obviously, a muscular tall person will have an advantage over a muscular short person, but it takes more food and exercise to maintain.
Anonymous 10/30/19 (Wed) 12:08:53 AM 42212 >>42210 >>42204
is either a jealous breastlet or a short man and is full of shit, but it depends.
Taller men are on average faster, but they can be less agile too.
If you have two guys with the same weight but different heights the taller one will probably have a bigger wingspan and the shorter one will have more muscles.
On average yeah, they are stronger, but due to longer bones they also have a hard time gaining muscles.
Anonymous 10/30/19 (Wed) 10:54:36 AM 42221
Everyone loves big boobs, they're cute and fun to play with.
Also it's a very intimate part of a girl's body. I only let someone I care to touch mine. It shows affection. Anonymous 10/30/19 (Wed) 04:21:35 PM 42224 >>42211
It doesn't matter how much muscle the guy has if he gets a hit to the head. Unless a person trains for it head hits knock you out in one. Lanklet just needs to not be skeleton tier and his reach and wind up should put the short guy out.
Anonymous 11/01/19 (Fri) 04:19:44 PM 42243 https://www.livescience.com/23500-why-men-love-breasts.html >Attraction to breasts "is a brain organization effect that occurs in straight males when they go through puberty," Young told Live Science. "Evolution has selected for this brain organization in men that makes them attracted to the breasts in a sexual context, because the outcome is that it activates the female bonding circuit, making women feel more bonded with him. It's a behavior that males have evolved in order to stimulate the female's maternal bonding circuitry."
As for large breasts, it's indicative of fertility, good nutrition and genetic stock. Which are all closely intertwined. Preference for the largest breasts is just social conditioning that isn't even societywide or very popular outside of being a novelty. I think most men prefer shapeliness over size, which means medium to small in most cases, but that again may be more social as some cultures apparently like droopy breasts.
Anonymous 11/01/19 (Fri) 05:01:17 PM 42244 >>42243
I think they want both, shape and size, but most of them would put size over shape.
On average, I think the popularity would be something like: big>medium>very big>very small>small.
Anonymous 11/01/19 (Fri) 05:26:04 PM 42245 >>42224
head is a moving target and not so easy to hit, most fights end up in some sort of grappling where muscle mass is better than pure height
Anonymous 11/01/19 (Fri) 06:28:08 PM 42246 >>42245
It depends, real life brawls are quite different than UFC fights. You don't want to go to the ground IRL, thought it sometimes happens whatever you want or not.
Anonymous 11/02/19 (Sat) 07:32:50 AM 42366
I've read it's because it reminds them of their mom.
I don't know how that explains guys that don't have moms with big boobs. Anonymous 11/02/19 (Sat) 01:53:40 PM 42371 >>42366
they are probably the guys who like small boobs
Anonymous 12/11/19 (Wed) 01:04:49 AM 43698
delicate bone structure > big boobs
Anonymous 12/11/19 (Wed) 02:13:49 AM 43700 >>43698
so where do I find a male with this taste, though
Anonymous 12/11/19 (Wed) 02:21:55 AM 43702 >>43700
A lot of guys prefer that type. They don't even care if all you have are nipples.
Anonymous 12/11/19 (Wed) 02:31:00 AM 43703 >>43700
He never leaves his room or at best goes from his house to work and back never going anywhere else.
Anonymous 12/11/19 (Wed) 05:39:52 PM 43715 >>43702
If you don't have tangible proof, don't say this and give us booblets hope!
Anonymous 12/11/19 (Wed) 07:43:13 PM 43717
Lurk imageboards longer than a year and it should become quite obvious that for many they are not only prefered but idealized.
The cowtits vs cuttingboards infighting is not something new.
Anonymous 12/11/19 (Wed) 11:26:37 PM 43723 >>43717
There are equally as many comments about guys who like small boobs being closet pedos or closet gays. Booblets can't even be happy about some guys liking their body type because both get made fun of. Yeah, I'm pessimistic.
Anonymous 12/12/19 (Thu) 01:09:34 AM 43724 >>43723
I think a lot of guys who have a penchant for small breasts end up developing a fetish for East Asians or become iredeemable weebs due to how forcefully western media pushes giant boobs as the definitive standard of feminine beauty.
Anonymous 12/12/19 (Thu) 01:17:39 AM 43725 >>31809
Insecure about big boobs? Idgi
Anonymous 12/12/19 (Thu) 01:33:27 AM 43727
People who actually think men only like big boobs are stupid as hell. Stop making ‘booblets’ feel insecure and hopeless over absolute bullshit
Anonymous 12/12/19 (Thu) 01:42:32 AM 43728 >>43724
And what does this have to do with a guy being mocked as a closet pedo or homo if he likes small boobs? Normie women with small boobs don't date weeb guys but the guys they do date probably get teased by their male friends for their preferences.
Also, many older Japanese porn actresses I've seen (no judging, please) have big boobs which I utterly lack.
Anonymous 12/12/19 (Thu) 01:46:30 AM 43729 >>43728
What does somebody making fun of somebody who is attracted to you have to do with… well, you?
I don't understand.
Anonymous 12/17/19 (Tue) 04:56:20 PM 44084 >>44082 >big heavy boobs
If it had said big ROUND or big PERKY boobs, it probably would have gotten more votes.
Moreover, this random internet poll tells us more or less nothing.
How old were the participants? From which countries do they hail from? Did someone cast more than 1 vote to throw off the results? Perhaps a few of the votes also came from lesbian women.
Anonymous 12/18/19 (Wed) 07:26:36 AM 44097 >>44082
men only want HEAVY DUTY MAXIMUM STRENGTH boobs
Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 10:51:46 AM 44936 >>36163
Its basically, if they are not taller, they will not send messages. Its actually simple
Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 03:43:27 PM 44950 >>44072
Very few guys think like this. Stop coping, it won't help anyone
Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 05:44:32 PM 44956 >>44950
You're right. Men are extremely picky to the point of absurdity, the 80/20 thing is projection. I think most women are femcels, actually, and most of us have low standards about looks.
Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 05:54:14 PM 44957 >>44950
Almost every guy thinks the best tits are on the girl who will let him touch them.
Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 06:33:34 PM 44967 >>43715
Don't worry. He can cuddle you and be that much closer to your heart without all the extra meat getting inbetween. Don't beat yourself up over it. It'll be okay.
Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 07:57:42 PM 44976
dunno if it's just pure wishful thinking or just guys trying to be nice and going full NAMALT just to push up our self esteem, but reality doesn't work this way.
Yes, big boobs are extremely important and can compensate almost every fault in a woman's body, from an ugly face to a fat belly. I honestly don't blame them: big boobs are just too cute. There's no hope for us flatties, and that's the way it is. We don't have to like it, just to deal, and lying is not a good way to face reality. Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 08:02:44 PM 44977 >>44976
you sound exactly like men who're like 175cm tall talking about their height. please stop this self-destructive obsession
Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 08:05:43 PM 44978 >>33778
Men who prefer small boobs are obnoxiously vocal about it, same as men who prefer tall women
Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 08:57:35 PM 44984 >>44977
How is she being self-destructive? She's just being realistic.
She didn't whine about having small boobs or hate on men for their visual preferences.
Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 09:13:31 PM 44987 >>44984 >how is being obsessive about one specific quality of your body and giving up all hope to be found attractive thanks to it self-destructive
it's a mystery
>She's just being realistic
No, she really is not. Stop this femcel garbage
Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 10:45:59 PM 44992 >>44978
As a tall girl with a flat chest TRUST that those vocal men are a very small minority of the male population. They might seem amplified to you because you are shorter and well-endowed.
No one likes my kind in reality. ._.
Anonymous 01/02/20 (Thu) 11:06:47 PM 44994 >>44992
You probably intimidate shorter men, but they might respond better if you make the first moves
Anonymous 01/03/20 (Fri) 12:29:15 AM 45001 >>44992 >>44994
There are exactly two complaints that every single tall woman I have ever known in real life has made.
1. The world and all public places, especially bars, are
with shorter men who try to flirt in overly direct, arrogant, and/or offputting ways.
Most common example: "Every time I go out to a club, the
man in the entire building just
over and asks me to dance."
This is commonly supplemented by a complaint about the few men in the club who were taller than her having arrived with dates or focused their attention on much shorter women.
2. The reason she does not date men who are shorter than her is because short men are too intimidated by her.
These are both said by the same women, often in the same conversation. I no longer take tall girls at their word regarding item 2, since I've personally seen them dealing with item 1. Not saying item 1 isn't bad. It doesn't look pleasant. It's just not possible for it to coexist with #2.
Anonymous 01/03/20 (Fri) 04:32:09 AM 45021 >>31801
Because they want to be jerked off while drinking their partner’s breast milk. Also fertility.
Anonymous 01/03/20 (Fri) 04:37:30 AM 45022 >>36154
Because beauty magazines and designer fashion are ran by straight females and literally homosexual men. If the clothes were chosen or designed by straight males most outfits would look like they came out of porno mags.
Anonymous 01/03/20 (Fri) 12:19:52 PM 45058 >>44992
I think the problem is both those features together. I.e. guys who like small boobs probably value 'cuteness' and, therefore, also have a preference for short bodies.
Anonymous 01/03/20 (Fri) 08:08:08 PM 45074 >>44987
You can't deny that some women discriminate against men shorter than themselves in the dating world and some men think small boobs are a complete dealbreaker. Of course, there are women who prefer short men or don't give a fuck about height and some men prefer small boobs or even flat chests, but would you say they're the majority?
Acknowledging that such visual preferences exist and you can't appeal to the majority is being realistic. Maybe her saying "there's no hope for us" sounded too dramatic but who doesn't exaggerate a little when they talk about negative things.
Anonymous 01/04/20 (Sat) 03:00:07 AM 45088 >>45021
Is this true? Do men actually want milkies, or is it just a meme?
Anonymous 01/04/20 (Sat) 03:03:13 AM 45090 >>45088
I'm pretty sure lactation is a very common fetish. Why would this surprise you?
Anonymous 01/04/20 (Sat) 03:51:41 AM 45095 >>45090
I didn't think it was popular. It seems kinda wierd to me.
Anonymous 01/04/20 (Sat) 04:36:43 AM 45098 >330 replies Just get implants you fucking incels
Anonymous 01/04/20 (Sat) 02:20:55 PM 45116
Every fetish seems popular on the internet because everything is available. It’s far from unheard of, but I don’t think lactation fetish is actually that common. See pic related. It is a massively male preferred fetish relative to female preference though.
Anonymous 01/04/20 (Sat) 06:17:38 PM 45124 >>45116
This makes me so sad. I already don't get as much attention sexually on my breasts as much as I'd like with males and switching over to women looks like that'd make it even less likely.
Anonymous 01/04/20 (Sat) 08:02:16 PM 45128 >>45116 >tfw have mainly male fetishes
I suspected as much, RIP me.
I'm surprised most of these men aren't into rapeplay though? Perhaps it's the sample that's made it lean that way, but isn't conquering and dominance the main part of male sexuality?
Anonymous 01/04/20 (Sat) 09:47:43 PM 45132 >>45128
most men don't want to hurt women
Anonymous 01/05/20 (Sun) 01:15:23 AM 45138 >>45116 >Fucking an animal is more socially acceptable than fucking a corpse Anonymous 01/06/20 (Mon) 01:09:27 PM 45194
Like everything else related to attraction, it's not really a reason you can put into words. I'm sure deep down it has something to do with breast feeding, but when I've asked guys it usually just comes down to "they look great","they feel great", or "I love sucking on them". Nothing really complicated.
Anonymous 01/14/20 (Tue) 09:47:38 AM 45647 >>45116 >lactation is more taboo than penis in shithole.
Anonymous 01/14/20 (Tue) 12:25:17 PM 45651 >>45647
It does seem weird at first, but the reason it is ranked as high as it is is likely due to the context of the male side of a lactation fetish, which usually ties into a mother complex. The incestuous vibes are what make it more taboo.
Anonymous 01/14/20 (Tue) 02:36:23 PM 45660 >>45116 >males dominating a woman fetish >all these men who get off on dominating and controlling women
I don't think beta moids are necessarily a good representative of men
Anonymous 01/14/20 (Tue) 04:58:17 PM 45671 >>45660
Yeah, I think the sample is biased towards guys who use the internet more often than "Chads" would.
Hence the femdom popularity when men by nature prefer dominating women. This is good since it lets me know some "betas" are safe though! I'd prefer that over a"Chad" anyway.
Sucks for anons wanting sub chads ig.
Anonymous 01/15/20 (Wed) 12:05:50 PM 45705 >>45651
but that's just a false stereotype. If you look at lactation fetish videos it mostly features a husband and wife, otherwise if it did tie into mother complex/incestuous vibes then there would be a lot of weird diaper/ageplay videos tied into the lactation fetish.
I'm just surprised that the tabooness of sodomy and lactation have completely switched in todays age.
Anonymous 01/16/20 (Thu) 06:30:21 PM 45748 >>45128
Most men aren't into slapping women around or forcing themselves upon them. They'll humor you with roleplay because they feel like they have to "do the male thing". Rape and sexual violence are only really a common thing in settings where other humans are dehumanized, such as war. Or literal african shithole countries.
Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 05:58:36 AM 45764 >>45128
If you're brave enough to go on r9k, you'll notice there's a significant contingency of men on there who are completely convinced that women and only women enjoy things like rapeplay and violence and that all the men who practice these things are only pretending so they can get laid. It's quite a strange little rabbit hole to go down. They get so tantalizingly close to achieving self awareness, I almost feel sorry for them.
Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 09:45:44 AM 45766 >>45748 > Rape and sexual violence are only really a common thing in settings where other humans are dehumanized, such as war. Or literal african shithole countries.
what a delusional fuck, kek
can tell you're a retarded white moid btw
Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 03:56:48 PM 45773 >>45766 >statement doesn't agree with my views >must be delusional and a moid
Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 07:39:04 PM 45803 >>45773 >say something obviously delusional that only a extremely autistic, mentally retarded male identified woman or a moid would say >get surprised when someone calls you a delusional moid
You can't be this fucking dumb to type out the naivete you just wrote.. you know as early as the 90s America was experiencing high sexual violence and rape rates. Serial killer-rapists were more common than ever before in the U.S and even some European countries during the 20th century. Like lmao..
Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 07:43:33 PM 45804 >>45803 >you know as early as the 90s America was experiencing high sexual violence and rape rates.
Actually from 1990 to 1995 the rate of rape in the US was cut in half.
Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 07:53:35 PM 45805 >>45804
It was much higher than it was today, which is my point. And yes, I know it was declining into the 2000s.
Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 07:53:54 PM 45806 >>45803
anon, i feel like there's no point in responding. these fuckers are trying to bait us. i agree with everything you're saying and have gotten sucked into similar arguments on here today. they are out in force this week.
Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 07:56:53 PM 45807 >>45805
And it was lower than in the '80s. Your point doesn't make sense.
Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 08:01:54 PM 45809
I have double d’s and their annoying. I have to dress like a nun or everyone stares.
I’ve had big boobs and was under weight but were completely natural.
True. I’ve never been made fun of. Only stared at.
Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 09:29:59 PM 45819 >>45807
YOUR point still doesn't make sense. the 1980's is the still contemporary past ffs
Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 09:30:50 PM 45821 >>45806
fuck it's so hard. This place is a dumpster fire with all the obnoxious scrotes and girls who were too male identified/autistic to post on lolcow. I cant believe 2 years later this is what this place has come to.
Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 10:52:59 PM 45831
1579082625824.png >>45132 >>45748
I struggle believe that this is true when things like pic related are also true, it doesn't add up. Mainstream male sexuality
violent, that's just how it is.
And as for rape stats, sure. That's good. But irrelevant to my original point since these are still their fantasies and I do not want to engage in this in a relationship.
Yes, I've seen these as I used to lurk there regularly. I believe it is either the rare sub man (such as those who took the survey in
), or they're just shifting the responsibility of their sick desires onto "muh society" and "muh roasties" since they feel some shame.
ffs if you're going to be a sadist at least be honest about it. I am.
Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 11:05:01 PM 45832 >>45831
Wait, what? so you are a sadist but others being sadists bothers you?
Anonymous 01/17/20 (Fri) 11:13:28 PM 45835 >>45832
Only insofar as it makes finding a compatible partner much harder since most men are doms and most women are subs.
If a couple is consenting idgaf, I don't necessarily agree with the tweet but it gives a quick reference.
I'm not a hypocrite, just frustrated.
That said, I don't need to engage in extreme BDSM to be satisfied. Vanilla is fine, I just never want to be dominated. And having a partner who begrudgingly abstains while still wanting to beat/cut/electrocute women is also not desirable. I want both of us to be comfortable and satisfied to some degree.
Anonymous 01/18/20 (Sat) 09:10:03 PM 45918 >>45803
Maybe you should lay off the crime and punishment channel for a bit. Delusional.
Anonymous 01/19/20 (Sun) 08:03:46 PM 45972 >>45831
literally look up top porn searches by men and you'll see things like japanese and milf, bondage is much lower.
Anonymous 02/08/20 (Sat) 11:41:53 PM 46875 >>31809
Miles off babe, shape is so much more important than size. Be slim/fit and don't be cursed with deflated pancake tits and 99% guys will be very into it
Anonymous 02/18/20 (Tue) 08:28:27 PM 47581 >>46875
Stop coping, anon. Of course shape is relevant, but size is far more important. Do I think average sized perky boobs are prettier than huge, but saggy boobs? Yes. But thay's a thread about men, and yes, they have a very shitty taste and they like the saggy but huge more on average
Anonymous 02/19/20 (Wed) 02:58:56 AM 47593
remember people are still animals. we want our children to have the best chance at success and part if that is nutrition. big boob = big milk = big baby
Anonymous 02/19/20 (Wed) 03:42:24 AM 47596 >>47581 >they have a very shitty taste and they like the saggy but huge more on average
I'm not sure this is true from what I've seen on 4chan, though I admit that may not be representative of the wider community. It's the only place I see men talk about it.
Anonymous 02/19/20 (Wed) 07:11:02 PM 47623 >>47596
The problem with anonymous opinions is that you don't know anything about the people who hold them, therefore their opinions might be of no importance to you.
Let's say you have small boobs and find some 4chan threads expressing love towards small boobs… but most of the guys who post positive comments about them don't live in your country, aren't in your age group or they're the same 20 posters in every single thread. So what does it matter if they like small boobs. It has little relevance to you. You can't be sure they're really representative of the general wider male community (in your country or area).
Anonymous 02/19/20 (Wed) 07:28:47 PM 47624 >>47623
she acknowledged that and said she has nothing else to go off of though?
Anonymous 02/27/20 (Thu) 11:15:54 AM 48013 >>47596
On imageboards I think boobs are just like height, the two extremes are more desired than the average.
Maybe it's another animu influence. I guess we can all agree that in pretty much every show the most popular girl is the biggest one and the second most popular is the smallest.
Anonymous 02/27/20 (Thu) 02:43:50 PM 48020 >>31810 >>31811 >>31830 >>31859 >>31922
So much coping ITT I wonder if you girls actually believe that men don't care about boobs.
It makes me think will the "acceptable" size keep escalating more and more as anime and porn become more prominent? I've seen D-cup girls that were not happy with their sizes.
Anonymous 02/27/20 (Thu) 02:54:23 PM 48021 >>48020
The men who care that much aren't ones you should give a shit about anyway. Keep appealing to pornsick 4channers and other shitty men and take them out of the dating pool for us. Thanks.
Anonymous 02/27/20 (Thu) 03:33:17 PM 48022 >>48020
My bf is a self proclaimed "boobs man" and he still dated me when I had small deformed boobs. One of his friends also likes boobs but his gf is a cutting board. Of course they care, but having normal sized breasts isn't going to be a deal breaker.
Also if you're a D cup and are still unsatisfied you clearly have a mental illness. The problem there would be your lack of grasp on reality and delusions, not other people's opinion.
Anonymous 02/27/20 (Thu) 05:33:58 PM 48029 >>48022 >small deformed boobs >cutting board
Oh anon. This is why girls have body image issues. How can we love and accept ourselves when we put each other down like this?
Anonymous 02/27/20 (Thu) 05:36:38 PM 48030 >>48022
In my experience, there are two kinds of "boob men". The first kind are the kind which literally love and worship all boobs. They are simply happy to suck and play with any size. Obviously, being smaller-chestd, this kind is preferable and it's really fun to be with a man like this regardless of size, I'd think.
The other kind of "boob men" are the kind who really do only go for huge tits. They also tend to either fetishize fake huge tits, or saggy huge tits, or "shapely" naturally huge tits, etc. The point is, I've noticed these kind of men also tend to have a preference within the busty category of women.
Anonymous 02/27/20 (Thu) 09:41:59 PM 48036 >>48029
Nah I have an actual birth defect. Cutting board is just a joke, it's not like I would ever say it to her face.
I guess he does like all kinds of boobs since he did like mine, but I also know he does prefer them bigger.
Anonymous 02/28/20 (Fri) 01:00:36 AM 48046 >>48020
It's already happening even in anime and games.
In the 90s Rei and Misato from NGE were considered big and Tifa's boobs from FFVII (92cm according to official sources) were considered ridiculous. Now a one meter long bust isn't uncommon in anime and games.
Anonymous 02/28/20 (Fri) 09:05:24 PM 48096
my guy likes my smol tits
Anonymous 02/29/20 (Sat) 02:14:05 AM 48126 >>48117
we're very open about our preferences. he loves my petiteness and slim figure.
Anonymous 02/29/20 (Sat) 03:33:30 PM 48178 >>48126
Do his male friends make fun of his preferences or that he's dating a petite girl with small boobs?
Anonymous 03/01/20 (Sun) 02:49:37 AM 48225 >ITT: Cope Reminder that guys (and girls too tbh) literally only care about facial aesthetics. Nothing else actually matters. Anonymous 03/01/20 (Sun) 04:05:25 AM 48234 >>48225
I don't deny the importance of huge breasts nor their cuteness, but I unironically think guys care about a beautiful face just as much.
I once read that when guys are looking for sex they care about a girl's body, but if they want a gf they will care more about her face.
Anonymous 03/01/20 (Sun) 05:30:09 AM 48249 >>48234
Even for sex guys pick face>>>>>>>>>>everything else. The only exception is if you are really off somewhere, eg: anorexic skellington, fucked dimensions, or a literal fat whale.
Anonymous 03/01/20 (Sun) 05:46:39 AM 48252 >>48178
Not that anon but I've heard guys don't really discuss their girlfriends like that at all and only do it about girls they sleep with but aren't dating.
Anonymous 03/01/20 (Sun) 03:46:28 PM 48270 >>48178
no. he is very introverted like me and likes privacy so he doesn't discuss intimate things like that with anyone. i'm his only best friend tbh, anyone else is just an acquaintance from his college days.
Anonymous 03/01/20 (Sun) 03:48:26 PM 48272 >>48249
why pick only nice face? sounds like low standards
Anonymous 03/01/20 (Sun) 05:36:30 PM 48283 >>48272
luckily i have both attractive face and body
Anonymous 03/01/20 (Sun) 06:59:31 PM 48293 >>48287
Either that or wishful thinking
Anonymous 03/01/20 (Sun) 08:55:58 PM 48303 >>48299
What matters is that it makes you look pathetic.
Anonymous 03/02/20 (Mon) 02:48:08 AM 48322 >>48178
literally no one does this irl. it's an incel/femcel meme
Anonymous 03/02/20 (Mon) 03:22:58 AM 48326 >>48323
To everyone. You act like you don't care what everyone thinks, but you clearly do.
Anonymous 03/09/20 (Mon) 04:57:29 PM 48791
Men who are obsessed about big boobs, have a creepy incest fetish. They want to feel like you are their mommy and they are the baby. Absolutely disgusting. Makes me sick to my stomach. Men, who like this, are fucked in the head.
Anonymous 03/09/20 (Mon) 05:14:10 PM 48797 >>48791
If you think this, then I have bad news for you regarding guys who like flat chests.
Anonymous 03/09/20 (Mon) 05:20:44 PM 48800 >>48791
Considering how 90% men are obsessed with huge boobs, do they want to fuck their moms?
Believe it or not, that's actually an honest question. I think most of them want their mom's clone and only don't do anything because of the way society sees incest.
Anonymous 03/09/20 (Mon) 05:50:00 PM 48807 >>48800
Sexual preference itself is a mix of genetically pre-disposed preferences, and social imprinting. Generally speaking, it makes complete logical sense that men would be attracted to their
mothers physique and from there, their preferences might shift due to social influence and exposure to other women. I'm not so sure about your secondary conclusion; if anything, a man would be more attracted to his sister. Why Oedipus complexes are more common seems to me, pretty obvious, though; rarely a man grows up with an already sexually mature sister, and so imprint their sexual preferences onto their mother instead.
What does liking flat chests mean? I saw some Anons say that they're just repressed pedos, but that seems pretty harsh. Guys have all sorts of preferences. Some just happen to be more common than others, and likewise the ratio of those body types roughly correlates to male preferences in a given population; there's a bell curve distribution of the percentage of breast sizes to preferred sizes. It also seems pretty sus to just lump all flat girls as only attracting pedos; in Asia, small breasts are the norm, not the exception like in the West. In Africa and the Middle East, smaller breasts are the norm there too.
Anonymous 03/09/20 (Mon) 06:45:35 PM 48813 >>48791
What about men with small-boobed mothers?
Anonymous 03/09/20 (Mon) 07:02:45 PM 48818 >>48807
I'm not actually implying they're pedos. I'm just saying that making perverted assumptions about people's sexual preferences is bullshit. You'll know they're a weirdo when they show it, and the odds of them being some kind of psychopath that hides it until you're in his sex dungeon is astronomically low.
Anonymous 03/09/20 (Mon) 07:46:22 PM 48835
For the same reason we girls like male butts. It feels good to grab'em.
Anonymous 03/10/20 (Tue) 03:00:15 PM 49020 >>49012 Small does not always mean flat. Some women remain b or even a cups as mothers. I've met them. My own mom was one (before gaining weight, but at a healthy weight she was a "chestlet" like me). And nta, but why the aggression? Anonymous 03/10/20 (Tue) 04:17:57 PM 49032 >>49012 >durr no booby no milk Anon, you're stupid. Stop. Anonymous 03/13/20 (Fri) 09:11:40 AM 49282 >>49020
lack of nutrients is probably why they never developed as you were stunted
Anonymous 03/24/20 (Tue) 09:50:10 PM 49759 >>31801
i honestly don't get it, titties creep me out
99.99% of guys are pedos tho
Anonymous 03/25/20 (Wed) 08:52:37 AM 49771 >>49759 >99.99% of guys are pedos tho
which means pedophilia is normal
Anonymous 04/05/20 (Sun) 07:53:32 PM 50284 >>50279 This has copypasta energy. Anonymous 04/05/20 (Sun) 08:53:17 PM 50285 >>50284
His description gives me tradwife meme vibes so I wouldn't be suprised
Anonymous 04/10/20 (Fri) 02:11:22 AM 50520
Asked this to a male once. He replied:
"Life is hard. Big boobs are soft." Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 12:01:59 AM 51174 >>45972
JAV is like pretty much depictions of rape/forced almost all the time
Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 04:05:54 AM 51180 >>48791
If that was 100% true than 90% of men would be into femdom or at least into gentle femdom.
I think it's good how the opinions of this thread are very different. That means most of people here don't know anything about men (myself included) and cannot therefore be men.
Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 05:29:17 AM 51183 >>31801
nice natural face > nice fit ass >>> small perky tits > big tits
Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 05:35:28 AM 51184 >>51183
The thread's about men's opinion, anon, not ours.
Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 07:43:25 AM 51188 >>51180
But what about the men who are into that yet prefer small breasts?
Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 08:15:39 AM 51189 >>48791
What does it mean if I'm a girl who likes big boobs?
Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 09:39:15 AM 51193 >>31801
Its a sign of fertility and good breeding genetics. Im not a doctor but I read that women who have really good hormonal fat distribution as a result of the onset of puberty have much higher rates f fertility. Same reason they like big butts.
Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 12:04:38 PM 51210 >>51193 >Its a sign of fertility and good breeding genetics.
Yeah no wonder you are NOT a doctor with that bullshit you are spouting. dude you cant say ''muh breed fertility'' for everything that you have a preference too. Also womens breast even if they are small they grow during pregnancy.
Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 09:50:41 PM 51247 >>51189
That means you have good taste.
>>51193 >Same reason they like big butts.
Not sure, but I think the preferences for butts is slightly different. Of course, size is important, but I think they value shape more.
They also seem to like toned, athletic butts more than the big, flacid ones. That's also partially truw to breasts, but most men doesn't seem to care that much about shape as they do to size. Kinda makes sense considering butts also have muscles in their composition and how big shapely breasts don't exist outside anime (inb4 cope).
Anonymous 04/21/20 (Tue) 10:24:06 PM 51248 >>51193
Please cite this study.
I am inclined to believe people justify their preferences with science. Conveniently, even though there have been numerous studies that do not correlate smaller breast size with less milk production, etcetera, people love to claim bigger breasts are preferred for biological reasons. If it's for biological reasons, it doesn't seem to be a biological reason that signals any inherent quality.
The thing is, one could as easily claim smaller breasts look more "youthful" (as opposed to larger breasts appearing "womanly") and thusly are more "biologically attractive" as well (keep in mind, people claim all the time that youth is valued in women because of muh biology as well). I think people don't like to admit how influenced their preferences are by upbringing/culture/society/etc. I think breasts are probably attractive regardless of appearance to most men and I don't think a certain size/shape is biologically justified as a preference except in how a human's brain and associations with sex developed.
Anonymous 05/26/20 (Tue) 02:07:46 PM 52595
1_UmZjKOLnjmMqSNjO… >>31811 >men don't like bib bobs >because for big bobs you haffa be fat >men don't like fat
BBW is like #6 in the Top 10 of guy fetishes. This includes gay fetishes like gay and trannies. So it's really more like #4.
Anonymous 05/26/20 (Tue) 02:11:29 PM 52597 >>45831 >when things like pic related are also true
Your pic isn't true. Most of the traffic is artificial (bots, paid viewers/clickers, etc) and this goes for all of the internet, not just pornhub. Basing your opinion on the internet is very, very dangerous terrain - which is also why everything from games to movies is flopping hard nowadays even though it should be an instant blockbuster acc to the internet.
Anonymous 05/26/20 (Tue) 02:12:02 PM 52598 >>52595 >Man on Man porn is watched almost exclusively by gay men.
Anonymous 05/26/20 (Tue) 02:13:45 PM 52599 >>48272 >why pick only nice face? sounds like low standards
Nice face is the minimum, if you go higher than minimum standards, you will run into trouble pretty quickly.
>Pretty face, nothing else
Easy to find
>Pretty face, nice personality
Already almost impossible
>Pretty face, banging body
Super rare, be ready to fight for her
>All of the above
Mission impossible theme starts playing in your head
Anonymous 05/26/20 (Tue) 04:08:28 PM 52606 >>51248
Fertility is attractive, not youth. If you look like a 10 year old, you aren't attractive because 10 year olds aren't fertile.
Beauty = a set of traits that show health and fertility. That's all. That's why Monica Bellucsi is still attractive at over 50, while Greta Thunberg looks like a Goblin at 17.
Anonymous 05/26/20 (Tue) 04:10:14 PM 52608 >>45831
Probably just a lot of "Hurr dude look at this extreme porn ewwww fucking sick!" messages going around, I doubt people actually fap to something like that.
Anonymous 05/26/20 (Tue) 04:13:07 PM 52610 >>45128 >but isn't conquering and dominance the main part of male sexuality?
The main part of male sexuality is sticking it in.
Anonymous 05/27/20 (Wed) 12:39:41 AM 52645 >>52595 >age 25 is milf
I think this chart may be inaccurate
Anonymous 05/27/20 (Wed) 03:33:32 AM 52648 >>31801
biology. big slobberknocker titties means mega gains for babies means healthy strong children. same reason they like big butts. wide hips means easier passage of baby means lower mortality rate
Anonymous 05/27/20 (Wed) 03:35:30 AM 52649
girls with big tits are blessed
t/ tiny titted subhuman Anonymous 05/27/20 (Wed) 05:22:28 AM 52657
Big breasts are an indication of fertility.
Anonymous 05/27/20 (Wed) 07:43:23 AM 52658 >>52657
feeding and nursing babies =/= birthing babies
thick thighs, on the other hand…
Anonymous 05/27/20 (Wed) 08:47:14 AM 52662 >>52649
at least most clothing looks better on you though