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Anonymous 31801

Why do guys like huge breasts?

Anonymous 31802

because it's hot and sexual

Anonymous 31804

>>31801
Babies. Either theirs or themselves.

Anonymous 31806

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Because flat chested girls are reminiscent of children and only sick people want to fuck children. Big boobs are womanly.

Anonymous 31807

>>31802
>sexual
Basically this, humans have very primitive senses of what's (biologically) hot. Wide hips, big breasts etc. Luckily many guys are more diverse in their tastes so being (sticc) won't be the death of you.

Anonymous 31808

>>31806
>>31807
>childish
>sticc
Nta but pear shaped girls with big hips and butt and no tiddy exist.

Not male but bi and I like tiddy because jiggly. I also like big butts and soft bellies (to a point) for the same reason. Jiggle hot.

Anonymous 31809

>>31807
They only like it because they think they will be insecure about it or because they are pedos.

Anonymous 31810

>>31806
Big thighs are much more womanly

Anonymous 31811

Most men don't actually like big breasts though, because to get them you have to be kind of chubby 95% of the time, and they don't like that. Unless they are fake of course.

Anonymous 31814

>>31810
soooo are you a chestlet or something? remember, men and women can have big thighs, women(female) however- are the only ones who can have big boobs

Anonymous 31815

>>31801
some men like to squish their penis between them it doesn't work if you are flat chested

Anonymous 31816

>>31813
yes but most of the time they are attached to a fat person. Take the OP pic for example, if she weren't wearing such a revealing outfit she would look very plain.
Not that she's ugly or anything, just kind of chubby and unremarkable

Anonymous 31818

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Why do gals like swole lads?

Anonymous 31822

>>31816
Aren’t big thighs also attached to fat people mostly?

Anonymous 31823

>>31809
are you saying no man can genuinely be attracted to thin or flatchested women?

Anonymous 31824

I just asked my brother.
Quote,
"Breasts are a visually distinct female trait that indicate not just that the person is female, but a fertile adult. The attraction to larger breasts has varying causes, but seems often related to the development of male sexuality in puberty seeing pre-pubescent girls as 'off limits' and non-mature but adult women, easily distinguished by their larger breasts, as desirable and potentially a sexual partner'. Plus, more to play with."
That's my brother. I love him anyway

Anonymous 31827

>>31801
were you browsing /fit/?

Anonymous 31828

>>31816
You think that girl is "chubby and unremarkable"?

Anonymous 31830

>>31828
Yes.
She is wearing one of those waist-tightening things and those renaissance dresses make your tits look a whole lot bigger than they really area.
She's not ugly, just looks like a normal woman.

Anonymous 31831

>>31830
Her face is way above average and her tits seem to be pushed up to the max, I doubt they're that big. I think overall in normal clothes she would look more "normal" breasts-wise but the rest is way above average.

Anonymous 31832

>>31831
Maybe we see different people where we live, to me she looks like an average university student or office lady.

Anonymous 31833

>>31832
If she looks average to you you must be a 10/10 or live amongst them. She looks gorgeous to me and I don't see many people like her.

Anonymous 31834

>>31833
>>31832
She is clearly attractive - symmetrical face, no visible blemishes, and the chin and arms suggest she is at least not considerably overweight (though as miner1 points out the dress limits our judgment). By the way, we don't even know if she actually has big breasts, she's in costume and that level of cleavage is really easy to fake. (You can even find guides here on bismuth bakery)

"Plain" never made sense to me as an insult even though in English it has been used as a synonym for ugly for ages (famously in the opening words of A Tale of Two Cities, even). Plain is beautiful. Guys aren't looking for a unicorn horn sticking out of your head or something "extra" to be beautiful, they want a 'normal' looking face. One that's not fat, doesn't have dark circles or wrinkles, not riddled in acne, has good proportions.

Anonymous 31835

>>31834
Very well written, I agree completely.

Anonymous 31837

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She looks like Jenna Fischer, who's pretty enough to be the waifu of many normies. You don't have to be model-hot to be attractive.

Anonymous 31838

>>31834
Something else worth noting is she’s wearing minimal makeup if any. If you give a girl like this the same dermatologist and makeup artist as someone like Scarlett Johansson or Ariana Grande she’d definitely be what we perceive as a 10/10 since she already has great skin and symmetry. Conversely, if you strip these celebrities of their resources we’d all be talking about how normal, plain, average, etc they are.

Anonymous 31841

>>31837
The girl in OP is way more attractive IMO.
>>31838
Completely agree.

Anonymous 31849

>>31832
I agree with you here.

Anonymous 31850

>>31823
they can, it's just that VERY few genuinely like it unless it is associated with one of those two things.

Anonymous 31854

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because give me warm give me soft

Anonymous 31855

>>31849
Stacey?

Anonymous 31858

>>31857
you have to go back

Anonymous 31859

I think it's a personal taste think more than an absolute fact that men like big tits.
Men like boobs and have a very limited scope of what their "ideal" is between subjects, but I think personal taste is more significant when figuring out why [insert random boy] likes big udders.
If we must generalize, I'd say that men would care more about a woman not being fat (they have a different definition of fat than most miners) or being """natural beautiful""" than having E-cups. Models are usually a B cup and they have boyfriends.

And pic related is an attractive, but not unrealistic, girl. Her boobs are pushed up and she's wearing a stay because renaissance fair, but she's pretty. Leave it to the lady image board to use a thread about big tits to bash the girl used for pic related lmao.

Anonymous 31860

>>31859
based

Anonymous 31892

>>31801
I mean, I like big tiddies too. They're just extremely pleasing to look at.

Anonymous 31904

i hate other women with big breasts

Anonymous 31907

>>31904
lmao why?

Anonymous 31908

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Anonymous 31909

>>31908
Lmfao, there's nothing wrong with that, everyone is beautiful in their own way :)

Anonymous 31912

They're soft and nurturing. They're microcosms for the ideal woman, and the more breast you have the more woman you are.

Anonymous 31922

>>31912
Not really, if there's too much it's a sign of obesity and obese women have high testosterone and lower fertility, but you sound like an American or some fat fetishist going out their way to justify why they think their preference is better

Average sized or proportion to a healthy BMI is ideal to be most feminine, soft, nuturing and fertile, you know, the boobs made from hormones and genetics and not from eating chocolate cake everyday, weird I know it's rare to see women like that in America

As to the obsession with them, they're really only obsessed over in hick-towns in America because it's seen as a status symbol, most other countries and areas just look for proportion, shape, perkiness, etc, not "how big and disgusting your tits get is how attractive you are"

Anonymous 31923

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>>31801
For the same reasons I like big breasts. They’re nice to look at and fun to squeeze.

Anonymous 31925

>>31922
You don't have to be fat to have big breasts.

Anonymous 31933

>>31925
Buf if you start with small tiddies you gotta eat big to get big

Anonymous 31934

>>31933
right babe?

Anonymous 31937

>>31933
Not always the case. I know bigger girls with tiny tits and skinny girls with proportionately large breasts from birth control

Anonymous 31940

>>31933
Get them Rich Piana pecs.

Anonymous 31953

>>31937
Yeah proportionally, most Americans have no clue what that means though and just assume the fatter they are then they'll be an uwu curvy goddess

Anon was also trying to pull the "bigger the better" which is why I brought up obesity

Anonymous 31962


Anonymous 31973

>>31953
>implying everyone is american

Anonymous 31985

Nice pecs, what's your bench?

Anonymous 31987

I guess it's over for chestlets like us. We only have ourselves.
Thankfully I'm bi with a strong tendency towards women and like boobs of all sizes.

Anonymous 31988

>>31987
It sure is with that defeatist attitude.

Anonymous 31991

>>31988
It's not defeatist, it's just being realistic. Look at this thread!

Anonymous 31994

>>31991
The entire thread agrees that it's up to personal taste, so there's nothing wrong with being a chestlet.

Anonymous 32025

>>31994
I have medium boobs but I prefer small breasts, especially if they're far apart, I find them really cute, feminine and sexy, I like running my hands over them and they're funnier to tease

Anonymous 32026

>>31801
They like whatever the cute girl in front of them has. Small boobs are cuter in most clothes anyway.
t. titcow

Anonymous 32027

>>32025
Precisely. Personal taste.

Anonymous 32028

>>31922
Don't know why people keep equating big boobs with being fat. Plenty of flat fatties out there. Of course your boobs will get bigger if you gain weight, but so will everything else. It's like you don't think >D cups exist.

Anonymous 32029

>>32028
Correct.

Anonymous 32034

>>32033
it doesn't though. when guys say they like big boobs, they mean they like boobs that look big in relation to the torso, not big barrel shaped bodies. and "bigger the better" is as dumb as any other random beauty standard. "smaller the better" is just as dumb.

Anonymous 32035

>>32034
This. It's all about proportions and frame.

Anonymous 32038

And why do you think some guys like small breasts?

Anonymous 32039

>>32038
Personal preference?

Anonymous 32044

>>32038
perkiness. big boobs are rarely perky, the OP pic looks like the only thing holding up her boobs is the corset. smaller boobs hold their own more often than large boobs.

Anonymous 32047

Spoiler

>>31801
because you can do all kind of things with them

Anonymous 32056

Spoiler

>>32047

Sorry, had to

Anonymous 32059

>>32049
No one with a small frame and porpotionately big tits gets made fun of. If you're called a chestlet you're probably a chestlet.

Anonymous 32060

>>32059
Harsh.

Anonymous 32062

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>>32059
They do in fat-majority places like America

You honestly just sound like you don't know what you're talking about and just keep assuming rather than listening and understanding

Yes, I've seen people, mostly from obese areas, call women who have proportionally larger boobs compared to a very small frame, flat chested

In fact I've seen people claim women like Scarlett Johanson, Marilyn Monroe, or the amount of males who ranted about how Victoria secret models are "literally toddlers" despite most of them being at least a C

I don't know why you're so insistent on trying to claim "this doesn't happen!!"

Anonymous 32063

>>32062
>0 likes on the picture
Yep.

Anonymous 32066

>>32062
Are you trying to imply those are big breasts? They're average at most, and that's because they're squeezed into padded push-ups. I'm not even American and my country has a smaller bust size average but you just seem salty for no reason. Chill, no one cares that much.

Anonymous 32067

>>32066
You're being silly. It ain't about being fat, its just that breast implants and shoopin' and anime girls make guys think that regular large boobs aren't big enough

Anonymous 32068

>>32067
Except there are actual big breasts, as in women with big cup sizes with normal weight and small frame. The models she posted don't have them. You sound as stupid as "real women have curves" fat SJWs.

Anonymous 32071

>>32069
>>32070
Lmao

Anonymous 32073

>>32068
you're a retard. I never said 'real women have curves', i said media makes men expect fucking huge tits and they'll do whatever to get them generally speaking. Truly huge boobs on slim girls, that aren't enhanced are fairly rare. They're just easier to find on heavy girls. Men are idiots.

Anonymous 32075

can we please just delete this thread holy shit
it was probably made by a guy, and even if it wasn't, it doesn't enhance the board at all.

Anonymous 32076

>>32075
Why? I don't think it breaks any rules.
You can hide threads you know? :^)

Anonymous 32078

It's a good idea to tone it down. The other place is laughing because of this thread.

Anonymous 32079


Anonymous 32084

The difficult to obtain or the rare will always be desirable, unless it's aversive.

Anonymous 32086

>>32085
who are you to say what they should look for? why is size any different from any of those qualities?

Anonymous 32087

>>32085
>anecdotal evidence

Anonymous 32088

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Anonymous 32089

>>32062

Absolutely no man doesn't love VS models. A cup size of C, D, or even B on a slim framed woman is considered desirable almost everywhere in the world today.

Anonymous 32090

>>32085

Men who can be choosy look for those things much more than sheer size. Look who the most desirable men in the world are with.

Anonymous 32091

>>32085
I know tons of men who have very clear preferences for small and perky > udders, small nipples and areola > udders, etc

Anonymous 32093

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>>32088
This pic makes me uncomfortable. Her face is way more alluring than boobs.

Anonymous 32094

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>>32093
On that note can I just say I hate when this shit happens? You've got all the money to buy dresses (or get free ones), this isn't necessary. Get cups the size of your breasts goddammit. I see this so often, even in underwear pics and adverts, HOWWWW???

Anonymous 32095

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>>32094
Another example I saw yesterday. Just why… who lets them run around like this

Anonymous 32149

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>>32140
what I really hate is the bitterness and obvious bickering trying to lowkey call all girls with big boobs fat. they're so insecure, they have to bring others down.

Anonymous 32201

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>>32149
Marina's boobs are wack

Anonymous 32202

>>32201
what a goddess i love her

Anonymous 32203

>>32140
>chestlets
>mogs
yeah…definitely a woman

Anonymous 32204

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Anonymous 32206

>>32204
Marina and Rooney Mara in TGWtDT are responsible for my bisexuality.

Anonymous 32215

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>>31801
Because they are babies and babies eat milk from breasts. They are so pathetic, helpless, and childlike some side of their brains remembers feeding from the tits and gets comfort from it. That's why. Pic always related.

Anonymous 32216

>>32215
In addition to that if they go in the opposite direction and prefer flat chests or small tits it's even worse because they are probably a pedophile. Even more pathetic than the other idiots. The answer is always because men are stupid though.

Anonymous 32218

>>32215
That OP was confirmed to have been written by a man.

Anonymous 32219

>>32218
Seriously? But it's so perfect.

Anonymous 32220

>>32218
How does something like that get confirmed over the internet? And why did he do it?

Anonymous 32221

>>32220
Post history probably. It's obvious it's a man though.

Anonymous 32233

>>32149
True been scrolling through this thread an interesting mix of A couple Stacy’s and mostly femcels but they all have this hate towards big breasted woman calling them ugly when they also preach about how all sizes are beautiful quite the conundrum

Anonymous 32234

>>32220
Some guy on another chan was bragging about it, he said he did it so that he could encourage women to think critically.
>>32219
It's disappointing, I liked that OP a lot as well.

Anonymous 32236

>>32234
Thinking the vile men on other chans won’t steal anything they can without a second thought this op could be male or it could be an innocent who was caught in the cross fire another victim of a man trying to boost his ego

Anonymous 32237

>>32236
The typing style and general use of language was pretty similar, I believe it is more likely it was written by that man than him just stealing it.

Anonymous 32242

>>32237
Which was the OP written by a man?

Anonymous 32254

>>32242
The image that >>32215 used

Anonymous 32271

>>32254
Oh duh, I'm a dumbass lmao. Thank you.

Anonymous 32312

>>32251
this

I have small D-cups that fit my frame and the stupid fuckin internet was making me think I was "flat" for a good 2 years there.
Porn is a hell of a drug,

Anonymous 32914

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>>31811
>guys
>liking fake breasts
>not liking a little chub

Anonymous 32922

>>32914
>reading comprehension
I said to not be chubby and have big breasts they need to be fake (most of the time).
It is a well known fact that regardless how much the "thicc" meme is pushed men will find skinny athletic women the most attractive. Being on the high end of normal or a few pounds overweight makes you significantly less attractive. It is better to be a flat-chested skelly than to be a big-chested chubbyish girl.
>t. have been on both sides

Anonymous 32924

>>32922
>t. have been on both sides

what did they mean by this

Anonymous 32928

>>32924
I have had big breasts while being chubby and now I am thin with average size

Anonymous 32931

>>31824
Hammer meet nail

Anonymous 32935

>>32928
I completely misread your post, I'm sorry

Anonymous 33492


Anonymous 33493

>>32049
>some of their minds think nothing but big boobs = feminine sexy goddess

This. I don't get why some people are like this just because a girl has big boobs she's now "super attractive"

Anonymous 33543

>>33536
Larping males remind me of an AI looking at radfem Tumblr and trying to make their own posts based on it.

Anonymous 33556

>>31824
>I love him anyway
Are you implying he's wrong?

Men like big boobs because it means a girl's ready to have children. Girls like tall and strong men because it means he's capable of protecting his family.

Yes I know men are pigs yada yada, but this is just biology my dear.

Anonymous 33557

>>33556
>tfw don't like strong or tall men and never have
>known other women with similar tastes or very eclectic tastes
Hmmm…so women like a variety of different traits but men are all exact copies?

Anonymous 33559

>>33557
It obviously means you're like genetically inferior. Duh!

Anonymous 33560

>>32215
That picture was clearly written by a bitter man, and if someone asked me to guess, I'd say you're a guy too.

If you actually aren't, and you literally believe what you just posted, please don't ever interact with any of the guys I'm crushing on. You're insane.

Anonymous 33561

>>32215
Sorry for the double post, but I had to point this out.

>It's their worst nightmare. That a woman would judge them instead of comforting them.


Uh, duh? Why the fuck would I want a GUY, presumably one that I'm in a relationship with, to judge me instead of comforting me? What kind of human being would want that? None, precisely none. What a psychotic post.

Anonymous 33562

>>33559
I accept this fate if I get gifted a tiny bf who will love me.

Anonymous 33563

>>33557
Jesus everyone has such a problem with this.

No, men are not all exact copies. I was saying in GENERAL, men like large breasts because of biology. In GENERAL women like tall and strong men because of biology.

Idiots take that mean "everyone is exactly the same". If I told you most men prefer to have sex with women, would you take that to mean gay people don't exist? That would be pretty silly, don't you think? When people say stuff like "men prefer big boobs", in 99% of cases they mean in general (even if it wasn't specified), and a lot of conflict would be avoided if people understood this.

Anonymous 33638

>>33561

Judging people and comforting them aren’t mutually exclusive. Some of my strongest relationships, both platonic, romantic, and familial, are with people who are both a source of emotinal support as well as holding me to a high standard.

Anonymous 33683

>>31814
>women(female) however- are the only ones who can have big boobs
false!

Anonymous 33687

>>32215
Why would someone read this and think it's brilliant? It's all MGTOW tier reasoning.

Anonymous 33697

>>33687
It's provocative. Anons on here, before knowing the origin of it, like it because reflects a lot of our frustrations with men to some extent at a first look. Male lurkers share it on other boards because it's exactly what a gender-bent incel would say and they find that funny.

Anonymous 33702

>>33536
>tfw you're a weak fool
I can't for the life of me tell that this was written by a man. I'm being honest here. Although some parts of it are very exaggerated, I can totally see a pessimistic femcel posting something like that.

Anonymous 33718

It's just the way the world works. Men like women with low waist hip ratio and full breasts. Women like men who are tall and stronk. Might as well ask why the sky is blue.

Anonymous 33742

>>33557
Men are ass-men, tits-men or both.

Anonymous 33744

>>33742
Leg men

Sounds ridiculous but it's a thing. All of the dudes I know who're into sticc or "less developed" women like that.

Anonymous 33763

>>33742
>>33744
Foot men, elbow men, hand men, hip men.

Anonymous 33767

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>>33763
don't forget hymen

Anonymous 33770

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>>33763
>dick men

Anonymous 33774

one of the reasons why I will probably break up with my bf is because of how insecure I am about my small boobs even though he has always reassured me that he was never into girls with big tits, but I don't believe him…. idk I always thought all men liked women with big boobs. I'm pretty sure I'll die a virgin because I'll never be able to show my naked body to anyone ever.

Anonymous 33776

>>33774
There are guys out there that actually like petite girls anon. "small tits" is a porn category after all, and not even an obscure fetish

Anonymous 33777

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>>33774
Anon, literally just scroll down here on /b/ and check out that Belle Delphine thread.
Flat and successfully living off of orbiters…whether that's a good thing or not is debatable, but men certainly dig it.
Also what >>33776 said. Even if you're not super petite men who prefer ass and like pear shaped girls definitely exist.

Anonymous 33778

>>33776
NTA please look at >>31806. Men who are into small boobs (or, at least, aren't put off by them) are sometimes mocked to be secret pedophiles who are into child-looking bodies. There's no win for flat-chested straight girls.

Anonymous 33782

>>33774
Give me your bf then

Anonymous 33787

>>32234
That kazakh guy from Ernst?
That writing style seems strangely familiar.

Anonymous 33799

>>33774
>>I will probably break up with my bf is because of how insecure I am about

Old anon here, and let me tell ya sister, if I had a dollar for every time one of my friends let go of a perfectly good guy and started explaining why with the above sentence, I'd only have about 4 or 5 dollars, but they'd all be from the same bitter, sad, lonely friend who is still single at 31 and think the problem is men's standards are too high. Men are stupid. Men are easy to please. Their standards aren't that high, and even if they have the impulse of arousal for anything with a decent pair of tits and a vagina, they're actually pretty loyal in my experience if you're good to them. Don't buy the memes, and if your bf says he's into you, believe him. Your life will be much happier that way.

Anonymous 33874

most men i know like small breasts

Anonymous 33875

>>33874
do you have small breasts? lol

Anonymous 33881

>>33799
I agree with you anon. While it doesn't apply to every man, it is thankfully usually glaringly obvious early on who is an impulsive morally-devoid fuckboy and who is a level-headed responsible man just from their demeanor and obvious life choices, and most decent men are very straightforward, stable and easy to keep pleased long-term. It doesn't matter what type of boobs you have, just give them food, compliments, some massages and that samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy. If you treat a guy well and he treats you well in return, you almost definitely can believe him when he says he likes your body. Love, intimacy and mutual pleasure-giving do a lot to amplify feelings of attraction to any given body type, too.

Anonymous 33890

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>>33881
>that samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy

Tfw I'm the white top load maytag that reminds them of home.

Anonymous 33926

>>31859
I have yet to see anyone bash her

Plain isn't an insult and pointing out that she pushed up her breast is just telling the truth

Anonymous 33933

>>33923
I take it you don't watch anime.

Anonymous 33935

>>33931
I live in a third-world "shithole" and noone cares that much about tits because we have actual problems to deal with.

Anonymous 33936

>>33931
Do we know where that anon is from? Pretty much any western european country will have higher standards than 'muricans anyway.

Anonymous 33937

>>33936
It doesn't matter. >>33931 only sperged about yuropoors because of the tiny Romanian flag in the screenshot.

>>33933
Or Japanese porn.

Anonymous 34019

>>31801
When you are a baby, your very first desire in life is to suck on a breast.
Usually it's bigger than your tiny baby head.
Some men never grow out of this desire.

Anonymous 34035

They like it because they don't get nasty crap on their benis when they stick it between dem large boobs

Anonymous 34040

>>34039
I think they're comparing it to vagina, as in a-cup-chans can't give boob jobs so men are forced to put their penis in an icky, gross vagina.

Basically just the men-hate-pussy meme. I still scratch my head at men who hate vaginas, they're cute. Even outies. Yet it unironically does seem that 80% of men hate them? Wild.

Anonymous 34044

>>34042
But according to you they don't even want to fuck them, so there's no reason to be with women at all aside from tits.
So…men like that should just fuck trans women and leave us alone. It's for the best. I'm still attracted to men so it may be a bit sad, but ftms are qt so it'll be fine.

In fairness to men I think it would be equally strange for women who hate dick to fuck (natal) men, or a les who feels similarly about vaginas fucking women.
Wanting to vomit while having sex because of your partner's genitals but also having the drive to have fuck them must be a sad existence. Weird that so many people feel that way. I went through a period of genital disgust in high school but eventually just accepted that they're weird looking and even found aesthetic appeal in them, and I've never even had sex. People are out here with 5+ partners but are still grossed out by genitals.

Anonymous 34050

>>34042
I didn't know men were allowed to post here. Fuck off.

Anonymous 34053

>>34050
She sounds like a self-hating woman tbh.

Anonymous 34058

>>34040
The men-hate-pussy meme is just a meme. It's a powerful one tho. It actually fucked with me hardcore for irl shit. I was shocked when I actually started having sex and was SOOOO embarrassed to let guys go down on me because of all they "haha vaginas r gross yet I eat ass" memes.

Anonymous 34060

Hips and Butt seem more womanly to me than big boobs.

Anonymous 34091

>>34058
Anons, what I meant is that butt secs is much less clean that boob secs… mot that vaginas are disgusting just because there's some natural fluids emerging…

Although some studies say that oral sex on a vagina MIGHT be linked to some kind of throat cancer…

https://www.nhs.uk/news/cancer/men-who-perform-oral-sex-women-more-risk-mouth-and-throat-cancers/

Anonymous 34092

>>34090
>>34091
lmao and then incels wonder why they can't get laid

Anonymous 34094

>>34093
Oh… oh no. I guess the only really safe (as of now) ways now are tiddy fucc and hand jobs. Damn those bacteria kek

Anonymous 34096

>>34094
The answer was always masturbation anon.

Anonymous 34098

>>34094
I like enjoying myself and having healthy fufilling relationships

Anonymous 34106

>>34093
>tfw the "if you have sex you get pregnant and DIE" meme is true
Sex kills. If you suck dick you get throat cancer, if you have dikku-in-vagoo you get a UTI which may spread to your kidneys and kill you.

Pingy is the true nasty genital.

Anonymous 34113

>>34111
I'm not that anon, my post was tongue-in-cheek lol (if pingy and dikku didn't communicate that well I apologize, perhaps I should have added the "/s" afterwards).
I was turning her argument of pussy being POISON into dick being the TRUE EVIL.

Obviously neither is true.
I'm also >>34040 and >>34044 for reference.

Anonymous 34116

Men like insecurity, not small tits.

Anonymous 34122

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The idea that men dislike small boobs is wild. I suppose they can look a little sad on chubby/fat girls, but I'm skinny and really like my A-cups, they have a very nice shape. I'm bi and enjoy small boobs on girls a lot, so why wouldn't guys feel the same way?

Anonymous 34128

>>34122
Men really don't dislike them. Especially on thin women. I mean VS models are considered paragons of hotness and they have small boobs, given with added pushup bras and boob countouring, but still. Men will plainly say they just like large boobs but realistically it's about what frame and body and face the boobs are paired with. I say this as a woman with large boobs but a sort of average-flabby body that is obviously never going to be considered anywhere near as attractive as a slim or lean body no matter what my breast size is.

Anonymous 34131

>>34130
The first post only has 19 upvotes, and in the second one half of the people are telling OP that he's gay

Anonymous 34132

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>>34130
>>34131
Also, this gem

Anonymous 34133

>>34130
>>34131
This. Neither of those prove that the majority of men dislike them lmao. One is even on an unpopular opinion subreddit.

Although I do think men have a wider variety of taste than we give them credit for. Radical, I know. It's taken me years to realize that they're individuals just like women. I think most of them don't even want to accept it.

Also unsurprised many bodybuilders like musclebabes. That makes sense. Meanwhile many men like the vs look, others like petite and flat, some even prefer the chonk, etc.

Anonymous 34137

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>>34133
> many men like the vs look, others like petite and flat
See >>33924


Also calling VS models flat only proves you're part of the problem which is calling women who clearly have good amounts of breast fat, flat, if this is considered flat to you then exactly what is there between "flat" and "big tits"

Anonymous 34144

>>34137

>>33924 doesn't prove anything except that some incel had too much time on his hands and created a collage of like 10 forum posts

Anonymous 34146

>>34144
You seriously think that men don't regularly insult and bitch about their girlfriends body, specifically if she doesn't have large boobs?

Anonymous 34150

>>34122
>I'm bi and enjoy small boobs on girls a lot
The reason I wish was a lesbian kek.

I like my small boobs on my frame and find boobs generally attractive regardless of their size. Too bad men don't or they'll be called latent homosexuals or other such things.

Anonymous 34151

>>34149
It is where I live at least for men to constantly bash their girlfriends body so ffs I will literally pay you to let me speak about one God damn issue without someone going "Umm I don't see it often therefore it doesn't happen"

Anonymous 34155

>>34154
It doesn't matter what you think, reality is in front of your face, why are you so upset about me speaking about an issue that bothers me and many women?like I said I'll literally pay you to let me talk about an issue without trying to invalidate it because of what you think rather than reality

Anonymous 34157

Spoiler

At this point I can't tell whether we're arguing with a self-loathing girl or some lost manoid

Anonymous 34159

>>34158
the small boob hating anon

Anonymous 34160

>>34137
I didn't call vs models flat, ya goof. I separated them from petite and flat after a comma and referred to the men who liked them as "other" to the men who like vs models. And there are men who like the flat look, see Belle Delphine's success.

I'm also an a-cup myself so I know what little boobs look like.

Anyway my main issue with this "ALL MEN LIKE THE SAME THING REE" thing is that it's what I get from men when I talk about loving manlets. People with irregular tastes exist lmao.

Also not going to deny that many men are shit at appreciating their gf's body, but certainly not all. I know how it feels to be angry at men and broadstroke them out of fear and frustration, it's not great and hurts you the most to be anxious and sad about it.

Anonymous 34161

>>34160
Again, I never said all men but what can I expect if you ever ever speak up about an issue that men do everyone's first reaction is to remind everyone "but not all men!!" No matter how many times you've made it clear you don't mean all men

Anonymous 34162

>>34161
That's fair then.

But what can we do about it other than feel bad and avoid such men? Raise our sons better? Work to close down the porn industry/restrict photoshop and make plastic surgery illegal? That may have an effect on the males who are just easily suggested or "memed" into having the mainstream standard. I think men getting themselves onto the nofap/noporn trend was very good, perhaps we just need to sell it to them correctly…although it seems like a gargantuan task to convert the majority of males given how accessible those things are.

I'm not sure what the root cause for superficial men is, aside from it being in the nature of those particular men. Perhaps we could vouch to castrate men if they rape/beat/cheat on their partners (I even suggest death penalty for the first two). Perhaps stick misbehaving young boys (13-16?) on hormone blockers to stop the test from fueling their hate as they become shittier adults.

Not sure how to get that into the government though, I'm not a polisci major or anything. Really the best thing is just to avoid shit men. Not-all-men is the only solution to not be sad about it constantly for me atm.

Anonymous 34175

Not true though. Men prefer more and more ass, thighs, hips nowadays. The breast obsession among men was created by hollywood and media and tits aren't that big thing for sexual reproduction wise.

T. Male knower

Anonymous 34176

>>34162

Do you have any diagnosed mental illness? Not being snide, genuinely wondering.

>>34175

I haven’t found this to be true at all. Guys like it all, but big boobs reign supreme among the guys I know who are desirable enough to be choosy.

Anonymous 34181

>>34177
>>34178
>>34179
Haha, this explains a lot. I'm >>34122 and having an upper middle class background might be the reason why I always liked my small boobs.

Anonymous 34187

Damn why do breast related threads always devolve into such vicious namecalling? I came here to show support to women with different breast sizes/shapes than mine but all I see is ridiculous meanspirited bickering. Why do you people even care that much about who's more fuckable in the eyes of random men?

Anonymous 34189

>>34187
>Why would women who constantly get told their entire worth revolves around being attractive want to be attractive

If you'd actually want to give good advice you'd understand where women are coming from

Anonymous 34191

>>34189
Of course I understand where women are coming from, that's why I dont go around calling every woman with a body different from mine "big tits on a football shaped figure and man-face."

Anonymous 34192

>>34191
Hopefully you don't go around screeching about how men only like big tits and claim women who say otherwise are mad chestlets just to do a 180 and say "lol why do you care what men think"


Body shaming is only bad if it's girls with big tits I guess but there's no small boob stigma amiright?

Anonymous 34194

>>34191
>>34191
I hate to break to you but it's perfectly acceptable and human nature to want to feel desirable to people you want to have relationships with, just as telling women they have man faces, saggy tits and are shaped like a football (which I guess in your logic shouldn't matter since who cares what random men find fuckable why would you be hurt over that), it is also hurtful to tell women that people don't find them attractive

Make up your mind, you cant shame women for being offended that they're told they're undesirable but also defend the opposing side for being told the same thing…

Anonymous 34197

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all boobs are created equal

Anonymous 34202

>>34200
#notallboobs

Anonymous 34217

>>34202
#yesallboobs

Anonymous 34277

>>34194
I didn't say women shouldn't care at all if they are attractive which is why I explicitly said I came to only say positive things about all breast types. My point is it is ridiculous to acknowledge that you are being manipulated by men to place your self-worth in fuckability and then turn around and viciously attack other women over it in whatever way you can think of when you already know how we all suffer from body-related insults. Of course we all care if we are attractive but when you knowingly give in to that manipulation to the point of tearing apart other women's bodies you are only contributing to the issue. Crying on some girls-only imageboard that big titted girls are all ugly and poor isn't going to make men put you on a pedestal but it is going to fuel your rabid obsession with your own perceived failure in the eyes of men's ridiculous and shallow attraction ratings that degrade all women.

Anonymous 34278

As a super small breast ano, with a flat small figure.
The only times someone showed intrest in me was a loli fetish guy and one who was so despreat and scared that he was still a virgin,
and yes he told me that in the first 10 min that he would have jumped anything.

Other than that guys don't have intrest in me at all.
[spoiler]as a straight women is somtimes really depressing[/spoiler


I have to admit that i have developed a boob envy.
I am not mean to women that have bigger breasts, i just feel really sad and less worth.
I think big breast look really feminine.

Anonymous 34301

Spoiler

The preference on boob size seems to vary a lot from guy to guy, but what about dicks?

Anonymous 34303

>>34302
aw yeah she knows what's up

Anonymous 34304

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>>34302
This is what all men want. Why would any man want a femoid with stupid fat pillow on their chest when they can have a godlike massive rock hard pecs and a magnum dong?

Anonymous 34311

>>34304
Mr. Magnum Dong also gives better blow jobs than a femoid and can stimulate the male-exclusive prostate gland like no other. Homosexuality is best sexuality.

Anonymous 34395

Spoiler

>>34394
You mean like this?

Anonymous 34396

>>34177
>>34179
you sound incredibly bitter and insecure. implants aren't that expensive, you know?

Anonymous 34403

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>>34396
stop bumping this thread already

Anonymous 34406

>>34396
Maybe you should take a look at the posts I'm replying to and tell me who's insecure

Anonymous 34409

>>34406
I'm fairly sure someone who uses words like "rageing saggy tit hoe" is extremely insecure.

Anonymous 34411

>>34409
And the person going out of their way, swearing up and down all guys think "big boobs reign supreme", then crying about how the other person is evil and insecure when literal studies say otherwise, isn't?


It's a two way street, and me being insecure or not insecure doesn't invalidate the evidence posted, you sound 12

Anonymous 34412

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Anonymous 34413

>>31801
They dont

Anonymous 34414

>>34411
yes, guys actually prefer small tits. the worldwide fascination with big milkers must be pure fruit of our collective imagination. you are so smart wow.

Anonymous 34415

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Who cares. The real thing we must ask ourself is the TQ.

I am of course referring the Thigh Question

Anonymous 34419

>>34414
What if I told you men have varying preferences and someone not agreeing that "all men like big tits and worship them no exceptions" isn't saying "all men like small tits"

Anonymous 34420

>>34418
Big thighs have been "in" for a few years now. As a pear, it's finally my time to shine.

Anonymous 34422

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>>34418

men always loved big thighs, check every painting or sculpture ever, legs are the number one physical attribute men check out in a women, so much that's not adressed as much as butts and tits, because it's so evident as a universal sign of femenine beauty

Anonymous 34425

>>34422
Are these considered big? My thighs are slightly bigger and I always get told they're thin but given I live in obeseville usa

Anonymous 34429

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>OP makes thread on a controversial body image issue

>Includes males' opinion on the body image issue


>On a girls imageboard


This entire thread is bait and you folks are diving right in it. Sage

Anonymous 34704

i'm a 90 pound petite women, so I attract a lot of guys who think I will have small breasts, and are attracted to that, and are disappointed when I have large ones (well, large for my frame. 28E isn't really that big in reality, if you know about sister sizes)
everyone has their preferences
i seem to attract a lot of guys who want a's and b's, and i'm just like :)))))))))

Anonymous 34708

>>34704
I'm about the same size as you, same cup and band too, and I don't think anyone can mistake me for a small-chested girl…

Anonymous 34709

>>34704

That's still 32D or 34C on a sub 100 pound frame… on what planet are those not considered huge boobs?

Anonymous 34710

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>>34709

Forgot pic related.

Anonymous 34716

>>34704
>28E isn't that big
That's extremely big on a 90lb petite body.

Anonymous 34719

>>34716
Haven't you heard anon? All girls here all have 28 band sizes and D-G cup sizes

Anonymous 34720

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>>34707
i do actually, yeah
i wear baggy hoodies most of the time
>>34716
i guess. i don't look like pic related is what i meant LOL

Anonymous 34721

>>34719
It's pretty common in non-fat people.

Anonymous 34725

>>34723
You sound like a male who doesn't get bra sizes and probably thinks D is huge, when in reality it can look pretty small.

Anonymous 34727

>>34726
>being this mad
>calling others defensive

Anonymous 34729

>>34728
As far as I can tell, only two people have claimed to wear that size ITT. You're the one coming up with strawmans because somehow it triggers you that other people may not be flat chested.

Anonymous 34731

Whatever you think you know, you really don't.
Who even cares about what people say in Lolcow, of all places? Especially when only 2 posters have claimed to wear that size here. Hardly "half" of the whole thread.

Anonymous 34732

>>34725
nah
>>34726 < is a fatty who thinks having a 28D+ bra is impossible
who the fuck would lie about their bra size on an anonymous imageboard
stop coping by pretending that these types of bra sizes dont exist
>>34730
its not highly unlikely
you're just probably built like a man

Anonymous 34733

>>34732
It's what I don't get. Why would anyone lie about this? It's anonymous and this is a girl-exclusive board so you don't get any ego strokes by saying this.

Anonymous 34734

>>34733
It's called a-cup angst. Height insecurity for females. Honestly I think you came off more rude butting in with your big Bettys. She just doubted everyone had that size, and now she's getting bullied.

Anonymous 34735

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>>34733
It’s a mystery

Anonymous 34736

>>34735
Why would they though? Why would someone bring up an unrelated board into this? why would they waste time looking up bra size statistics? Just some of life's unanswered mysteries.

Anonymous 34737

>>34736
She's upset.
Shallow and depressed.
Boys look away because of the size of her breasts.

Anonymous 34738

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For reference, this is what a 28G looks like. Not that uncommon to see.

Anonymous 34756

>>34743
>>34744
imagine being so insecure that you need to cope by living in a delusional reality when everytime you hear a girl claim she has a small band + large bust, that you sperg out, wanting to believe that bra sizes like this don't exist, and jumping down their throat, claiming they're liars because you're jealous of random people over anonymous imageboards

earth to moron: it isn't as rare as you think it is, especially for petite girls. if you think a 28D is big, you're stupid

but i like how you think my body proportions are sOoOoOo attractive/rare, that i /must/ be lying
thanks for the ego boost, fatty

Anonymous 34762

>>34757
Imagine caring this much about what random people claim their bra size is on the internet
you have serious problems, fat ass

Anonymous 34764

>>34762
All I did was doubt they're telling the truth, it's no big deal, get over it, I'm not the one who has been spazzing out strawmanning, name calling then when asked to prove what they said they back out

>>34763

Not me, I don't have a big ribcage, I haven't said one thing about my body but apparently not automatically believing what everyone says somehow means I'm man-shaped/fat/flat?

sage 34765

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why do you keep bumping this thread you gals are beginning to sound shrill and i feel like i'm on lolcow.
FUCK

Anon 34766

>>34403
What's pic related even supposed to mean?

Anonymous 34767

>>34765
Little sis is growing, as are her breasts

Anonymous 34772

>>34764
you sperged about two people saying they have a particular size. two. then brought up unrelated websites.

Anonymous 34773

>>34772
>Notice trend with the vast majority of girls claiming they have a fairly rare bra size
>Bring it up
>Somehow I'm sperging about these two specific people despite me making it clear on several occasions I meant overall, even another anon backs this by bringing up how anons here and our sister site will ridiculously high exaggerate their measurements
>Also make it clear I didn't accuse these two specific people of lying, rather than just pointing out that at least some people have to be lying or there's a hell of a concidence
>Even my first post was joking about how all girls here claim to have 28 band sizes and D or bigger cup sizes, again not pertaining to this specific thread


Are you even reading what I'm saying or? This will be the last time I'm going to repeat myself

Anonymous 34774

>>34772
Also last time I checked I never name called, claimed another anon was low-key fat/flat/shaped like a man etc. All I did was barely press the idea that some people here lie about their bra size, even saying I never accused a specific person of lying, but that was enough to send y'all into a shit-storm, sperging your damn heart out and throwing a tantrum, but yeah it was me who was sperging, right.

Anonymous 34777

>>34773
why do you keep calling lolcow a "sister site"? truly only a 2019 lolcow lurker could care this much about other people's boobs

Anonymous 34778

>>34777
Because it is a sister site? Why shouldn't I call it that?

As for "caring so much about other people's tits" all I did was doubt that some people are honest about their measurements…but that was enough to stir up a shit-storm, why do you care if strangers believe people's measurements or not?

Anonymous 34794

>>34772
^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

Anonymous 34796

>>34091
Oral sex is linked to throat and mouth cancer no matter the sex of your partner, though. That's why I'm vaccinated.

Anonymous 34797

>>34197
All boobs deserve love.

Anonymous 34800

>>34796
Only if your immune system is a pussy, enjoy your life

Anonymous 34826

>>34800
Thanks, I will.



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