Is this what men want?
Why is it that I both understand and don't understand this meme?
Oh nice, I didn't know there was an expanded version. Although it gets a little repetitive.
Wait is P a sex doll?
>>39895>is this what men want
To choose their gf, house and car based on categories, each with their own benefits and drawbacks? Fuck, if I could chose my preferred letter (A) and got everything with it instantly I'd go for it too cuz I'm a lazy bitch.>>39904
yes. she is a sex doll. moids are gross.
M is clearly the best choice. dat inheritance when she dies of "old age"
Anyone knows what N and Y represent?
What are the stereotypes shown there?
Y is white trash not sure about N
N is the dreary subtext within every indie romance film
Y is Australia, and the girl in N is a Brazilian tranny, looks like the corresponding home is a room in a mental asylum.
BTW the only one I can't figure out is O.
On track to living Q, feels good.>>39923
Just looks like hipster trash/well off art hoe trope to me. Modern bohemian.
So many trannies in the list, repulsive.
Absolute patrician taste and Duchess pilled
I will not purchase land less than 20 hectares.
I think id go for B. It feels like a comfy and cute life in the city. But C also looks absolutely heavenly… idk. B or C for sure.
What is going on with V btw? Is this like a Jettsons aesthetic or what? I appreciate it but feels kinda meh, dont like the 80's vibes from the gf.
Also D, what does it mean???also why are all the cars so trash looking? I didnt choose I because of these ugly ass cars>>39917
D is East European commieblock, though he fucked up by putting a girl that looks extremely German and not Slavic at all.
But that thing has pretty much every kind of car. What kind of car do you like?
I like B, too. Cramped apartment city life, no car, and a cute lesbian. What more can I ask for?
It doesn't matter what men want.
I like cars like the ones on L and E. Would have honestly chosen L if not for the ugly girl with bad fashion style
In general i like cars but theyre just not worth the risk unless youre rich or live in the countryside>>39954
Ikr. Imagine living in a cute smol apartment downtown with the gf (you dont need much for only the two of you and its easy to clean, plus saving on rent like no tomorrow and putting that instead for retirement), not needing a car bc everything is near, riding down to the market with a bike and buying flowers for the gf
, staying active and not contributing to climate change, not paying thousands for smth that will only lose value from then on, lowering the odds of dying painfully, and not needing to stress about parking, speeding, killing somebody or paying for a pricey course.
Well, if you want muh pussy magnet ridiculous shit looking ostentatious neon supercar, you're gonna get the matching gf.
Ofc i dont want it fucking neon, i just like the look of pic related cars. My main decider is the house and i enjoy the city life, so a high rise apartment is definitely ideal (as well as borh the car and apartment implying im rich). But the woman on L is vomit inducing so i couldnt choose that, the woman on E is ok but the house brings me to tears, so i go with B for going to a museum date with cute lesbian gf on the back of my bike
Q really needed a picture of a horse in the right column. It just feels right and also breaks up some of the monotony.
95% of crystal cafe users are F
Who the FUCK cares what men want?
For a website full of virgins, you seem to suspiciously obsess over men.
How is that suspicious? Seems to make sense to me that virgin women would think about men a lot.
Totally agree, I wanted to say this too and also it's obviously a thing made for fun. We should make our version with boys! I would make some but I don't really know any stereotypes…
K and Q are the winners here.
Men want a caring virgin who takes great care of him and herself, who they can sluttify in secret.
Its all a balance, they want to bake cookies at christmas and watch klaus cuddled up on the sofa, but they also want to fuck you in the ass in your naughty mrs claus outfit afterwards.
Not being fat and having big tits are a good plan b though
Property. A nice car. A person who loves you. What else would anyone want?
J is so cute, as are the house and car.
This is my choice. Ideal lesbian lifestyle.
They don’t want any of the black girls except maybe the very light ones
qt schoolgirl ghost, lives in the house she died in, drives a tsunamied-out ghost car
J and U seem coomfy
t. snow lover
I thought nothing of it at first but seeing it again now this image is really disturbing to me.
S is the patrician's choice. The only real choice there is tbh
Wtf this girl looks like a down fish lol, was she trying to look cute?
Hurling insults on the internet won't get you any more dick, incel.
At least I don't lool like an autistic fish though lol
She looks like an autistic sea bream with a wig
I got E but Q or U would have been better I guess