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post ideal bf Anonymous 43963

>pic related

Anonymous 46115

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>>43963
im doing physics so having someone that does humanities is good because i can learn lots a new different things completely outside my field

Anonymous 46125

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Unrealistic, I know. I've met guys who have some of the traits but never all at once or they'll have traits I dislike.

Anonymous 46139

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>>43963
This is definitely my type and there’s a boy at my uni who mostly fits this description. The arguably bad thing is that he’s very much the quiet type and he’s extremely unapproachable, but the girls who seem to know him better think he’s sweet.

Anonymous 46155

>>46125
Please gimme your art skills. Your ideal bf looks adorable.

Anonymous 46162

>>46155
Shucks, thank you anon!
I'm sure you, too, can draw if you are motivated solely by the need to manifest cute cartoon boys.

Anonymous 46170

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>>46125
Is that Domics?

Anonymous 46365

>>46115
There are unironcally guys like this on 4chan's /int/ but they tend to be cock lovers

Anonymous 46375

>>46139
why is this picture so weird. i can't figure out what's wrong with it exactly. is it the teeth?

Anonymous 46545

>>46125
Sounds a lot like my boyfriend (except he’s white)

Anonymous 46548

>>46170
Is this the same anon who posted him on /feels/?
I guess Domics fits. Domics is qt.
>>46545
Aww anon you're so lucky. Cherish the boy!

Anonymous 46897

>>46375
it's because she doesnt have any teeth

Anonymous 47230

miners please post more of these, theyre great

Anonymous 47248

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Pls gib suggestions. I want to make the ultimate ideal germaphobe bf.

Anonymous 47254

>>47248
oh my god, my boyfriend is basically this. He's adorable and I love his behavior. We pretty much always shower together and he washes me, it's very cute.

He does his laundry correctly for the most part, I have had to teach him to separate darks from lights, though. He also often does the dishes himself even though I volunteer to do that.

these boys exist, anon, i believe there's one out there for you

Anonymous 144051

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Anonymous 144086

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>>144051
Unsettling chatbot corpse-puppet bf.

Anonymous 144087

>>47248
>moid that showers
this moids doesnt exist

Anonymous 144092

>>46115
exquisite taste.

Anonymous 144143

>>46125
weirdly racist

Anonymous 144157

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here's mine. i've always been interested in art, but i've never been an artistic person (as you can see from picrel lol). same goes for music. also guys who think they're smart (even if they are smart) are annoying to me because of the way they act. i already overthink everything as it is. a ditzy, artsy bf with good style is the way to go for me.

Anonymous 144429

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> any race
> any height

mfw still only 0.00001 percent of the dating pool

Anonymous 144434

>>144429
>the fault in our stars
you should set your standards a bit higher than john "I constantly look like I need to take a dump" green

Anonymous 144435

>>144434

Literally a famous writer of a critically acclaimed book

Anonymous 144438

>>144434
it's a good book anon

Anonymous 144439

STOP DATING BOYS I BEG OF YOU

Anonymous 144447

>>46115
More like insufferable BF

Anonymous 144479

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This is my BF, rate him.

Anonymous 144493

>>144479
> hasn't read a book in years
can become 10/10 if he picks up a book, 0/10 for now.

Anonymous 144494


Anonymous 144510

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Forgot to add also "not autistic"

Anonymous 144512

>>144510
>condescending

Why

Anonymous 144517

>>144510
>works in philosophy
lmao

Anonymous 144519

>>144512
because then we can both laugh at each other for being pretentious fucks

Anonymous 144532

>>144479
6/10 with the potential to be an 8/10 if he gets his stuff together.

Anonymous 144853

>>144510
those are plentiful on the internet but they are either ugly, think they are hotter than they actually are or annoying and bad mannered.You didnt specify on your meme the physical appearance and behavior so you are going to encourage moids to be arrogant philosoautists.

Anonymous 144874

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I'm a simple woman

Anonymous 144875

>>144874
samefag
>>144510
mine wins in a fight but yours can throw books and hurt his feelings with witty remarks, let's do a double date

Anonymous 144884

>>144853
Those on the internet are most definitely autists and cannot give me hugs, unfortunately.
My physical taste is just so unpredictable. The only things I'm utterly repulsed by is weak or unkempt guys.

>>144875
Sure! It sounds lovely

Anonymous 144897

>>144479
Literally my friend’s ex

Anonymous 144903

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Mine.

Anonymous 144907

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Anonymous 144933

>>144924
Damn. I didn't know I wanted this until now. Thanks for awakening something in me.

Anonymous 144934

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>>144924

Anonymous 144953

>>144924
This but pale Irish

Anonymous 144954

>>144924
Oh my gosh he is so attractive

Anonymous 144962

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Alex from madagascar, i know, i know, a little bit zoophilic but hey he's hot

Anonymous 144963

>>144924
he died in ukraine tho

Anonymous 145383

>>145078
I don't think they're 0.1%
You just need to go out and find them.

Anonymous 145461

wjere do i find ethnic bosnians

Anonymous 145463

>>145461
Austria

Anonymous 162957

>>144051
>Unrealistic

Anonymous 162973

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>>144479
>hates underwear because his balls are too big



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