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Anonymous 46656

Could you defeat a mountain tiger with your bare hands?

Anonymous 46659

I'll have you know that many girls are successful high school wrestlers

Anonymous 46664

I can't even stop my brother's gloden retrieve when he jumps over me to knock me off and play with me, let alone survive a mountain tiger.

Anonymous 46665

>Golden retriever*

Damned be these fake nails.

Anonymous 46714

I can beat a mountain tiger with my bare hands.
I am not kidding.

I practiced MMA for 6 years, boxing too for 7 years. I could.
Also bodybuilding for 4 years. I'm 6' 2" 189lb.
I have insane speed and reflexes matching my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him and keep punching him in the head. I will not let him go, and at the first mistake he makes, the mountain tiger is finished.
There will always be virgins here thinking it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with willpower my friends, and 2) it's not with your weak ass body that you'll accomplish anything.
Any woman with a little bit of practice can take out a mountain tiger with a knife. Bare handed it is not necessarily more difficult, it just requires more skill.

Anonymous 46719

Bondsdame on crystal cafe?

Anonymous 46720


Little fighter

Anonymous 46734

This has copypasta energy.

Anonymous 46741

It's a translation of a well-known French copypasta.

Don't ask me how I know.

Anonymous 46769

I think I'm able to beat a mountain tiger bare handed.

Without joking.

I practise MMA since 6 years, boxing in parallel since 7 years
Also musculation since 4 years, 1m78 for 68kg

I've an inbelievable speed and reflexes as insane than my speed. I've just to wait it charged me, dodge it, hit it with great punches in the head and do it an armbind. I'll not leave it alone, one mistake and it is finished.
There will always be virgins here who'll say it's impossible. Nothing is impossible in this life my friends and number 2) this is not with your frail bodies of cowards that you'll do anything.

Anybody a minimun trained can beat a mountain tigerwith a knife yet. Bare handed that's not more hard, you just need more technique.

Anonymous 46771

Of fuck, I was too slow lol
Ah que coucou les francophones !

Anonymous 110323

Absolute. I dig a hole right in front of his den and wait for him to fall. Three days and he’s dead

Anonymous 110336

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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Anonymous 111008

It seems like doing things the hard way. :)))

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