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Anonymous 60369

Rawr

Anonymous 60370

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I am ready.

Anonymous 60380

DUMB FUCKER
approaches an animal that is usually nocturnal and is out during the day, that is seizing up like that, THROWS CRACKERS AT IT, antagonizes it, just to attention whore on social media and virtue signal larping as the animal doctor of dumbfuckistan. actually talked about picking it up. and he's an old man and should know better. it is common knowledge not to approach a wild animal that is acting weird, shaking, grimacing and growling. you dumb fuck

you dumb fuck
you almost got your dumb fuck ass rabies you dumb fuck

smartphones were a mistake. now everyone thinks he's a journalist and a television personality who has to document every dumb fuck thing they do all day to show the world. you DUMB FUCK

when i was in uni there were raccoons wandering around during the day through campus like that. and every dumb fuck college student went out to take selfies with them and try to pet them or feed them. luckily some admin realized and called animal control to get the fucking rabid raccoons out of there before some dumb fuck "educated" fuckface got his dumb fuck ass fucking rabies. stupid god damned dumb fucks.

Anonymous 60394


Anonymous 60395

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vdVMW_1RSA

Miner deals with rabid raccoon-moid the correct way.

Anonymous 60499

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When buying clothes for your moid, what balance should you have on how cute the outfkt is and how much of your moid it shows off(doesn't apply for colder climates)?
Also how common do you think dressing up your moid in cosplay would be in RM world?
His body would be more or less your canvas after all.

Anonymous 62422

is this stealth RM thread?

Anonymous 62501

>>60499
>When buying clothes for your moid, what balance should you have on how cute the outfkt is and how much of your moid it shows off(doesn't apply for colder climates)?
depends on the moid, some are better suited to cute outfits and some wear the revealing outfits better. I personally would prefer the cute ones tho.
>Also how common do you think dressing up your moid in cosplay would be in RM world?
Most acceptable on holidays or special occasions, but there would always be people without the self awareness to do it less than every day.

Anonymous 63038

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What happens in RM World if you want to be approached by a moid rather than just bagging him?
Would scouring hiking trails for potentially injured moids be a good idea?
Maybe there would be moid meet and greets for the more upper class born moids.
The main problem is that he might get bagged before he trusts you enough to live with you.
Or he could just do something stupid like getting within biting range of a stray pitbull or really any wild animal.

Anonymous 63041

2020-09-17 09_13_3…

>>60380
This

How the does the video have like 95% upboats? I know the internet is stupid but I don't even understand what they're "liking". The guy's commentary? Poisoning wild animals? I expected the comment section to be virtue signaling about how sad the video is but it's full of this shit:

Anonymous 63108

>>63041
i swear to god people are getting STUPIDER every year. just listen to how people wrote/spoke back even in the 1940s and compare it to today. people need to shut the TV off, put the phone down, and go outside. i saw a post of some bougie retard in a plane flying over farm country and going "i dont know why the land looks like that but it's so beautiful" and thought it was a one-off, but i think that level of idiocy is the norm now.

Anonymous 63117

>>63108
It's a rather depressing sign of the times really.
People figured out how to hack their reward mechanisms,so they rarely bother going beyond that.
Also it's been confirmed that women would hold absolute power in RM world, right?
It would seem silly to let a pet hold any kind of offuce, even if he's your boyfriend.

Anonymous 63133

>>63117
>It would seem silly to let a pet hold any kind of offuce, even if he's your boyfriend.
Moids have proven beyond any doubt that they can not be trusted with any kind of power.

Anonymous 63155

>>63108
Stupid people were always there. They just weren't on the Internet. Tru fax.

Anonymous 63166

>>63108
1. You aren't reading what the laypeople of 1940s sounded like, anything that's survived this long has a heavy bias to be exceptional in qualty. Meaning highly successful and therefore either someone powerful or intelligent. Even if that weren't the case, language sounding more proper doesn't denote content was superior. Saying stupid things in a posh accent still make those things stupid.
2. The people who actually comment or vocalize, whether it be social media or youtube comment sections. Are a tiny percentage of overall users. Even if we consider all of those users to be retarded, the majority of people aren't bothering to comment in the first place. To use that to project the feelings of the many makes you the stupid one.

Anonymous 63220

>>63133
Do you think the world would be better if men were just small and cute pets?
You'd still be able to have a relationship with one, though you would hold all of the power.
Who's on top wouldn't really matter, since you could always pin your moid in a few seconds flat if you really wanted to.
Which honestly makes rm world a far better fantasy than just full man eradication.
They would more or less be property, and would be useless for most physical work.
Then again women might be stronger if raccoon moids were a result of sexual dimorphism.



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