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Anonymous 68269

I wish I was their child.

Anonymous 68271

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They'd probably name you "Rain".

Anonymous 68277

Why

Anonymous 68278

>>68269
Why do you want to be black?

Anonymous 68285

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I don't. Have you seen their sinks? No thanks. Then to know my dad has done some of the worst freestyles of all time? And that he publicly admits to wanting to fuck my mom's sisters?

Anonymous 68292

>>68285
what the fuck is that
the water just… floats on the surface?? and dries up???

Anonymous 68297

>>68292
it has a drain and a slight slope but as you can see it's still fucking stupid considering there were 8 prototypes of it made. wasteful and ridiculous. it's just not aesthetic at all and what pisses me off the most about it is that it's impossible to splash your face. the countertop is too close to be able to do it

Anonymous 68303

>>68277
>>68278
>>68292
I like Kanye and they are mega rich and I want a gigastacy like Kim to be my mom.

Anonymous 68305

>>68303
>>68303
how is she a gigastacy when she has hinted that her marriage to him has driven her to BDD and mutilation through extreme surgery while he talks about porn and him talking about wanting to cuck his wife on national television? stacy status is not letting your husband broadcast how much he wants to cuck you with your own kin. stacy status would be immediately dumping his loser ass and finding some attractive and rich guy who at least won't publicly embarrass you

Anonymous 68318

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>>68297
>8 prototypes of it made
how is that in anyway a bad thing
Prototypes are made in every relevant design to test ideas out?

Anonymous 68320

>>68318
They wasted resources on 8 fucking designer sinks until they found the 9th one that worked. For a sink. A literal kitchen sink.

Anonymous 68329

>>68320
it's actually a bathroom sink and that makes it even worse, but yes. it's also not hard to design and it doesn't need 8 prototypes

Anonymous 68389

>>68305
well he still married her so she is the most special to him. men are just like that they never commit but just one woman but they still have favorites which they marry. And Kim was beautiful before surgeries too.

Anonymous 72116

>>68269
is this Oshi no Ko netflix adaptation or

Anonymous 88468

Frances Bean had a better situation than North does
Hell even if both of her junkie parents stayed alive she still would.
Kim seems to be almost something that can be classified as an adult, but that's not nearly enough when Kanye is mentally 11 years old and unmedicated bipolar.

Anonymous 88563

>>88468
Kanye is fucked as a father. Let us not forget the time he went on letterman or something and proudly told the show host about how he jerks off to Kim's sisters. Nice guy! At least Kurt actually stopped sexual assault many times and very publicly and openly mocked sexists and racists.

Anonymous 88751

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I was only 9 years old
>I loved Kanye so much, I had all the albums and yeezies
>I pray to Kanye every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Kanye is love" I say; "Kanye is life"
>My mom hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Kanye
>I called her a cunt
>She slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Kanye
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I'm a sick fuck."
>He grabs me with his powerful black hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Kanye
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Kanye
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Kanye
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My mom walks in
>Kanye looks him straight in the eyes and says "I like a quick fuck."
>Kanye leaves through my window
>Kanye is love. Kanye is life.

Anonymous 88753

>>88751
Finally, some good fucking shitposting

Anonymous 88754

>>88751
>My mom walks in
>Kanye looks him straight in the eyes
Kek for shemale mum

Anonymous 105145

Despite me not minding being born a rich brown girl to two of the biggest pop culture icons of the 21st century (they are), Kanye is seriously mentally ill ever since his mother passed away, he really went off the rocker when he lost her and seemed to be lost for years and years, almost as bad as Britney Spears, even if he seems to have had a complete 180° in the past couple of years when he became more vocally with his beliefs as a Christian. Some of his lyrics also aren't to my taste because of sexism and promiscuity but I genuinely can't tell if they're his lyrics or stuff (((producers))) wrote for him and made him sing.

And I also wouldn't want a mother like Kim. Number one she's Arm*nian. Number two she's a vapid bitch that doesn't have any convictions besides what is safe to say in the current year she says them in. Three, she and her sisters are pretty much famous for dating and being interested in black moid's, and whatever way you wanna spin it it's still creepy and very opportunistic.

Anonymous 105156

>>105146
>Kim isn't very attractive tbh
Come on, even before the surgeries she was pretty fucking attractive by most regular people's standards.

Anonymous 105163

>>68269
Lol, the child they tried to adopt refused to be adopted by them

Anonymous 105164

>>105156
yes, she was stunning as a teenager and had some work done quite early on that enhanced her look which most people think was her natural face. then she took it too far (especially with her ridiculous ass)

Anonymous 105165

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>>105145
>Number one she's Arm*nian.
lol what's wrong with armenians? Kim is only half to begin with and most armenians seem to hate her - it's not even something she really seems to acknowledge or care about.

Anonymous 105175

>>105165
Yeah, as far as Kim cares she’s just a Californian. She has no connection to her Armenian side.

Anonymous 105313

>>105165
>>105175
she's visited there and posted about the armenian genocide a bunch of times



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