Greentext stories Anonymous 7810
Bump bump, won't anyone post itt? I like the idea, op. I don't lurk any other imageboards except for LC at this point so if anyone does please contribute.
Wish I saved the few history greentext stories I saw over the years, they're always, always great.
I still get a hearty chuckle from this
this one is fucking hilarious, oh my god
Hehe, just general warfare green texts are amazing
Monster guy Manuel always makes me laugh
This is what inspires me to make my D&D games as green text worthy as possible right here.
This was both inspiring and depressing.
Can't grab the screenie because it won't fucking let me, but enjoy. I remember the day this was posted and it gave me a hearty laugh.
Dedicated to my upstairs neighbor who is quiet until 1am, then stomps around (and sometimes screams on the phone) sometimes until 5am without stopping.
>>I have a bluetooth speaker taped to the ceiling that I put on whenever this goes on more than 1 hour…but live vicariously through this story. I know this guy can walk quietly, because I'll hear his front door closing but only in the middle of the night he just stomps (worst part is it's uneven. Like stomp.stomp.stomp…stmststmststsmt..stomp…stststmstmltstm…stomp.stomp.sttmpttmtps).
My sides anon, I fucking love this one.
Fuck…I had a similar thing happen, except looking back on it, what I was looking for sounded like a codeword for drugs :(
This is a long, likely troll story, that spans quite a while and has an update 16 months later (it's too long to post a screenshot). Unfortunately ctrl + f doesn't work for finding OP's posts, but I think it's worth at least scrolling through.
This is the first post as a preview I guess:
>>I accidentally killed my neighbor's dog, I think, and I'm sick about it.
>>They've been letting her bark all night next door and she would pace outside by my bedroom window. I tried earphones and earplugs but it was a shrieking kind of sound, with howling. She was young, part retriever. I guess they were trying to get her to grow up.
>>They're horrible people and I couldn't talk to them. No one else would do anything. People here aren't like that. Eventually someone just would have given her antifreeze of something. So I started tossing raw meatballs over the fence with a tiny amount of my Xanax and Diazepam in them, one each night around 10. It worked fine. But I guess there was a build up of something because Tuesday morning I heard screaming and they had found the dog dead with froth all over its face.
>>The woman came to my door and asked if I had seen anything and then as much as asked if I did something. I said no of course not, I loved Shelly. (I would give her treats and even walked her when she was a puppy a few times before the people got weird)
>>Now she's going all over accusing people. She says they're getting two pit bulls and if anything happens she's going to start civil war.
>>Now I don't know what to do. Should I just go and tell her the truth? It was an accident. I could say I was trying to soothe the dog and it was a terrible mistake. If she gets pit bull they'll be barking all the time and I'll have to move, and I can't afford more rent. I'm afraid they'll hurt my cats, which Shelly never did. I have an understanding with my landlord and I'm worried. Can I be arrested if I confess? All I wanted was some sleep.
>>I know how this sounds, but any ideas will be helpful. Has this ever happened to you?
>>—Anonymous (1596 views)
You can read the full thing here (It get's pretty funny/crazy toward the end imho):https://www.datalounge.com/thread/10905775
Heuheuheu I remember this.
This is probably not true but it's funny.
The OP ended up being rather strange and on the sociopathic side. I don't think it was too funny.
She looks and sounds like a weirdo. She must purposely hang out with atrociously hideous women if they're jealous of her.
That guy is obviously a genius. I'd trust him and his intuition about the pigeons.
Agreed. While this sounds fake like most gt stories, it's so absurdly edgy. Also i think i literally got the word fat stuck to my brain from reading it so many times in this text, she's got some issues with weight.
Wow has it really been over 4 years since that came out? God damn. I remember joking and laughing about that one like it was yesterday.
That was so fun, thanks for posting.
>>8946>that reveal at the end
That was quite the twist
god damn i actually truly hate reading greentext like this.
am i too old for this stuff now?