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Anonymous 79537

How do I turn myself into a lesbian. I hate moids so much

Anonymous 79538

Just be bi. Its better than anything.

Anonymous 79541

Honestly. You can’t. I’ve tried. I couldn’t get past kissing. Like if you’re not down, you’re just not down.

Anonymous 79548

>>79541
Also dicks, man ass, their nipples, jaws, collarbones and abs are really good looking. My attraction also just gravitates to those things.

Anonymous 79552

Hypnosis. They have videos and audio files that will convince your subconscious that you're only attracted to women. It's a process that takes at least a year, but it works. Think of it as retraining your brain with orgasms.

Anonymous 79554

Funniest thread in weeks.

Anonymous 79555

>>79537
Some way moids turn gay, just start associating your orgasms with women slowly over time.

Anonymous 79556

sis… i don’t think it works that way. but your bond with women doesn’t need to be sexual. find urself a bestie with similar views and just be life partners

Anonymous 79558

I understand the urge to want to be a lesbian so you can have sexual intimacy with women and not get anything from men but you can't force yourself lol. Just stick to 2D men like the rest of us.

Anonymous 79563

>>79538
Gotta relate to this. I actually sincerely can't imagine what it's like to not find sexy people sexy, whatever sex they are.

I'm straight up almost in tears laughing imagining >>79541 desperately trying to force herself lesbian (actually this reminds me an anecdote about a Russian poet I really like, where she invites another woman around for tea and is clearly trying to seduce her but the other woman is just IDGI). And at the same time that post is so confusing to me: how do you not just find a hot girl hot? Women can be so unbelievably sexy, how can you not get worked up about another woman? Now it's me saying IDGI but I'm sure glad I'm wired like I am, would hate to miss out.

Anonymous 79564

>>79563
Well. I mean. I thought I was attracted to women like that. But I just couldn’t get past kissing. Like we started fingering each other but she wanted more but desire just wasn’t there.
Like. Okay. I’m gonna be kinda gross for a moment. I’m really really sensitive to smells. She was super duper hygienic. But I just didn’t like it.
But I always loved kissing women. Even before her. So when we started a fling, I thought I’d try something more. But nope.
And anon, she was so pretty. But like I said, you can’t force it. If you’re not down, you’re just not down.

Anonymous 79566

>>79564
Also, came back to say the level of my sense of smell is gross not the girl I was with

Anonymous 79818

>>79537
No one needs to date anyone you could just live life without a man and you'd be safer that most other people by just not being around any lmao

Anonymous 79826

>>79818
what happened to all the old users? I've noticed the twitter lingo on lolcow too. the yaaaaaas queen type of posters

Anonymous 79827

>>79826
Think you got the wrong thread anon

Anonymous 79854

>>79826
The recent raid probably brought in the new users

Anonymous 79880

Step 1: become so lonely and starved for intimacy that you can convince yourself you are,
Step 2: Let the nice gay girl in class talk you into a date
Step 3: convince yourself that the sensation of being being given attention and intimacy is romantic
Step 4: Ignore the lack of sexual attraction you feel
Step 5: Put off sexual intimacy until she's so upset that she talks about just ending it, leaving you alone again
Step 6: Wait until you find yourself kissing and being fingered to realise you have to close your eyes and imagine she's a man just to go along with it
Step 7: Freak out and deeply hurt her feelings as you loudly proclaim your disgust in a poorly worded, panicked rejection
Step 8: Remain alone because men can never compete with the equal, sensual, loving intimacy she gave you

Anonymous 79883

>>79880
Everything you said seems really morbid from isolating yourself to closing your eyes and imagining her as a man.

Anonymous 79889

>>79827
oh whoops lol my bad

Anonymous 80100

>>79537
Rather than becoming a lesbian just date a moid for while until you realize all they care about is sex and embrace becoming a hermit. No reason to force yourself to be something you aren't.

Anonymous 80101

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>>79537
Just get an anime husband like the rest of us.

Anonymous 80106

>>79880
Now I'M concerned about bihets and I'm febfem myself.
Everyone in this scenario loses.

Anonymous 80109

I’ve heard stories of birth control changing women’s sexuality. If you don’t want to experiment that far then just be alone and get a husbando like the rest of us or try to find a female friend to spend life with.

Anonymous 80144

If you succeeded at this you could probably set up the opposite of conversion therapy camps and make mad $$$.

Anonymous 81394

>>79537
You don't, sadly. I'll never be in a relationship because of this

Anonymous 81411

I don't understand why women can't have good friends and ALSO toys, considering that's what men think they have, with women being the toys.
Hang out when bored, masturbate when horny. Why is that so hard. Why do you have to try to fuck a woman you don't want to fuck; men don't even do that, even if it's because they do want to bang everything.

Anonymous 81412

How do I turn myself straight? Being a lesbian fucking sucks

Anonymous 81413

>>81412
Why would you want to be straight? Moids are disgusting

Anonymous 81415

>>81413
Being gay is a life of loneliness and pain. Liking men would give me 100 times the dating pool, surely someone in that pool would be nice to be around.

Anonymous 81422

>>79537
>>81421
I'm bi and i'm still single after all these years. 0+0 is still 0.

Anonymous 81433

Spoiler

Watch lots and lots and lots of hentai. Anime girls can turn any straight girl at least bi.

Anonymous 81436

>>81433
2D != 3D

Anonymous 81459

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>>81433
cartoons that are drawn sexy wouldn't make me go after 3dpd

Anonymous 81460

>>81459
I love the original Addams family comics.

Anonymous 81495

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Get a bi or lesbian friend who's a pillow princess and work it

Anonymous 81496

>>79566
It's probably the smell of hormones that turn you off
https://neurosciencenews.com/female-hormone-smell-9856/

Anonymous 81501

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>>81412
Try dating me, I'll turn you off of women forever
t. two of my male exes now exclusively date men

Anonymous 81514

>>81496
Is the key to knowing your sexuality to sniff peoples crotches

Anonymous 84202

>>79537
Do you like seeing guys kiss each other?
Just imagine yourself in their shoes.

Anonymous 84250

>>84249
>female sexuality is flexible and not rigid like men's
>use the word "prison gay"
You know that word is almost exclusively used for moids lmao. Moids are the more degenerate sex, they can condition themselves to get off to nearly anything

Anonymous 84257

>moid doesn't know what the clitoris is
Enjoy getting your ass pounded in prison (I know you will)

Anonymous 84262

>>84253
What is the retarded take I see before me

Anonymous 86010

I'm straight, and I don't hate men, but I hate heterosexual relationship dynamics, and I'd prefer to be single forever.



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