Just be bi. Its better than anything.

Honestly. You can’t. I’ve tried. I couldn’t get past kissing. Like if you’re not down, you’re just not down.

>>79541
Also dicks, man ass, their nipples, jaws, collarbones and abs are really good looking. My attraction also just gravitates to those things.

Hypnosis. They have videos and audio files that will convince your subconscious that you're only attracted to women. It's a process that takes at least a year, but it works. Think of it as retraining your brain with orgasms.

Funniest thread in weeks.

>>79537
Some way moids turn gay, just start associating your orgasms with women slowly over time.

sis… i don’t think it works that way. but your bond with women doesn’t need to be sexual. find urself a bestie with similar views and just be life partners

I understand the urge to want to be a lesbian so you can have sexual intimacy with women and not get anything from men but you can't force yourself lol. Just stick to 2D men like the rest of us.

>>79538
Gotta relate to this. I actually sincerely can't imagine what it's like to not find sexy people sexy, whatever sex they are.

I'm straight up almost in tears laughing imagining >>79541 desperately trying to force herself lesbian (actually this reminds me an anecdote about a Russian poet I really like, where she invites another woman around for tea and is clearly trying to seduce her but the other woman is just IDGI). And at the same time that post is so confusing to me: how do you not just find a hot girl hot? Women can be so unbelievably sexy, how can you not get worked up about another woman? Now it's me saying IDGI but I'm sure glad I'm wired like I am, would hate to miss out.

>>79537
No one needs to date anyone you could just live life without a man and you'd be safer that most other people by just not being around any lmao

>>79818
what happened to all the old users? I've noticed the twitter lingo on lolcow too. the yaaaaaas queen type of posters

>>79826
Think you got the wrong thread anon

>>79826
The recent raid probably brought in the new users

Step 1: become so lonely and starved for intimacy that you can convince yourself you are,
Step 2: Let the nice gay girl in class talk you into a date
Step 3: convince yourself that the sensation of being being given attention and intimacy is romantic
Step 4: Ignore the lack of sexual attraction you feel
Step 5: Put off sexual intimacy until she's so upset that she talks about just ending it, leaving you alone again
Step 6: Wait until you find yourself kissing and being fingered to realise you have to close your eyes and imagine she's a man just to go along with it
Step 7: Freak out and deeply hurt her feelings as you loudly proclaim your disgust in a poorly worded, panicked rejection
Step 8: Remain alone because men can never compete with the equal, sensual, loving intimacy she gave you

>>79880
Everything you said seems really morbid from isolating yourself to closing your eyes and imagining her as a man.

>>79827
oh whoops lol my bad

>>79537
Rather than becoming a lesbian just date a moid for while until you realize all they care about is sex and embrace becoming a hermit. No reason to force yourself to be something you aren't.

>>79537
Just get an anime husband like the rest of us.

>>79880
Now I'M concerned about bihets and I'm febfem myself.
Everyone in this scenario loses.

I’ve heard stories of birth control changing women’s sexuality. If you don’t want to experiment that far then just be alone and get a husbando like the rest of us or try to find a female friend to spend life with.

If you succeeded at this you could probably set up the opposite of conversion therapy camps and make mad $$$.

>>79537
You don't, sadly. I'll never be in a relationship because of this

How do I turn myself straight? Being a lesbian fucking sucks

>>81412
Why would you want to be straight? Moids are disgusting

>>81413
Being gay is a life of loneliness and pain. Liking men would give me 100 times the dating pool, surely someone in that pool would be nice to be around.

>>79537
>>81421
I'm bi and i'm still single after all these years. 0+0 is still 0.

Watch lots and lots and lots of hentai. Anime girls can turn any straight girl at least bi.

>>81433
2D != 3D

>>81433
cartoons that are drawn sexy wouldn't make me go after 3dpd

>>81459
I love the original Addams family comics.

Get a bi or lesbian friend who's a pillow princess and work it

>>79566
It's probably the smell of hormones that turn you off
https://neurosciencenews.com/female-hormone-smell-9856/

>>81412
Try dating me, I'll turn you off of women forever
t. two of my male exes now exclusively date men

>>81496
Is the key to knowing your sexuality to sniff peoples crotches

>>79537
Do you like seeing guys kiss each other?
Just imagine yourself in their shoes.

>>84249
>female sexuality is flexible and not rigid like men's
>use the word "prison gay"
You know that word is almost exclusively used for moids lmao. Moids are the more degenerate sex, they can condition themselves to get off to nearly anything

>moid doesn't know what the clitoris is
Enjoy getting your ass pounded in prison (I know you will)

>>84253
What is the retarded take I see before me

I'm straight, and I don't hate men, but I hate heterosexual relationship dynamics, and I'd prefer to be single forever.

>>81495
S-source?

>>79563
Which Russian poet?

updated in advance