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Anonymous 79537
How do I turn myself into a lesbian. I hate moids so much
Anonymous 79538
Just be bi. Its better than anything.
Anonymous 79541
Honestly. You can’t. I’ve tried. I couldn’t get past kissing. Like if you’re not down, you’re just not down.
Anonymous 79548
>>79541Also dicks, man ass, their nipples, jaws, collarbones and abs are really good looking. My attraction also just gravitates to those things.
Anonymous 79552
Hypnosis. They have videos and audio files that will convince your subconscious that you're only attracted to women. It's a process that takes at least a year, but it works. Think of it as retraining your brain with orgasms.
Anonymous 79554
Funniest thread in weeks.
Anonymous 79555
>>79537Some way moids turn gay, just start associating your orgasms with women slowly over time.
Anonymous 79556
sis… i don’t think it works that way. but your bond with women doesn’t need to be sexual. find urself a bestie with similar views and just be life partners
Anonymous 79558
I understand the urge to want to be a lesbian so you can have sexual intimacy with women and not get anything from men but you can't force yourself lol. Just stick to 2D men like the rest of us.
Anonymous 79563
>>79538Gotta relate to this. I actually sincerely can't imagine what it's like to not find sexy people sexy, whatever sex they are.
I'm straight up almost in tears laughing imagining
>>79541 desperately trying to force herself lesbian (actually this reminds me an anecdote about a Russian poet I really like, where she invites another woman around for tea and is clearly trying to seduce her but the other woman is just IDGI). And at the same time that post is so confusing to me: how do you not just find a hot girl hot? Women can be so unbelievably sexy, how can you not get worked up about another woman? Now it's me saying IDGI but I'm sure glad I'm wired like I am, would hate to miss out.
Anonymous 79818
>>79537No one needs to date anyone you could just live life without a man and you'd be safer that most other people by just not being around any lmao
Anonymous 79826
>>79818what happened to all the old users? I've noticed the twitter lingo on lolcow too. the
yaaaaaas queen type of posters
Anonymous 79827
>>79826Think you got the wrong thread anon
Anonymous 79854
>>79826The recent raid probably brought in the new users
Anonymous 79880
Step 1: become so lonely and starved for intimacy that you can convince yourself you are,
Step 2: Let the nice gay girl in class talk you into a date
Step 3: convince yourself that the sensation of being being given attention and intimacy is romantic
Step 4: Ignore the lack of sexual attraction you feel
Step 5: Put off sexual intimacy until she's so upset that she talks about just ending it, leaving you alone again
Step 6: Wait until you find yourself kissing and being fingered to realise you have to close your eyes and imagine she's a man just to go along with it
Step 7: Freak out and deeply hurt her feelings as you loudly proclaim your disgust in a poorly worded, panicked rejection
Step 8: Remain alone because men can never compete with the equal, sensual, loving intimacy she gave you
Anonymous 79883
>>79880Everything you said seems really morbid from isolating yourself to closing your eyes and imagining her as a man.
Anonymous 80100
>>79537Rather than becoming a lesbian just date a moid for while until you realize all they care about is sex and embrace becoming a hermit. No reason to force yourself to be something you aren't.
Anonymous 80101
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>>79537Just get an anime husband like the rest of us.
Anonymous 80106
>>79880Now I'M concerned about bihets and I'm febfem myself.
Everyone in this scenario loses.
Anonymous 80109
I’ve heard stories of birth control changing women’s sexuality. If you don’t want to experiment that far then just be alone and get a husbando like the rest of us or try to find a female friend to spend life with.
Anonymous 80144
If you succeeded at this you could probably set up the opposite of conversion therapy camps and make mad $$$.
Anonymous 81394
>>79537You don't, sadly. I'll never be in a relationship because of this
Anonymous 81411
I don't understand why women can't have good friends and ALSO toys, considering that's what men think they have, with women being the toys.
Hang out when bored, masturbate when horny. Why is that so hard. Why do you have to try to fuck a woman you don't want to fuck; men don't even do that, even if it's because they do want to bang everything.
Anonymous 81412
How do I turn myself straight? Being a lesbian fucking sucks
Anonymous 81413
>>81412Why would you want to be straight? Moids are disgusting
Anonymous 81415
>>81413Being gay is a life of loneliness and pain. Liking men would give me 100 times the dating pool, surely someone in that pool would be nice to be around.
Anonymous 81422
>>79537>>81421I'm bi and i'm still single after all these years. 0+0 is still 0.
Anonymous 81433
Spoiler

Watch lots and lots and lots of hentai. Anime girls can turn any straight girl at least bi.
Anonymous 81459
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>>81433cartoons that are drawn sexy wouldn't make me go after 3dpd
Anonymous 81460
>>81459I love the original Addams family comics.
Anonymous 81495
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Get a bi or lesbian friend who's a pillow princess and work it
Anonymous 81501
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>>81412Try dating me, I'll turn you off of women forever
t. two of my male exes now exclusively date men
Anonymous 81514
>>81496Is the key to knowing your sexuality to sniff peoples crotches
Anonymous 84202
>>79537Do you like seeing guys kiss each other?
Just imagine yourself in their shoes.
Anonymous 84250
>>84249
>female sexuality is flexible and not rigid like men's
>use the word "prison gay"
You know that word is almost exclusively used for moids lmao. Moids are the more degenerate sex, they can condition themselves to get off to nearly anything
Anonymous 84257
>moid doesn't know what the clitoris is
Enjoy getting your ass pounded in prison (I know you will)
Anonymous 84262
>>84253
What is the retarded take I see before me
Anonymous 86010
I'm straight, and I don't hate men, but I hate heterosexual relationship dynamics, and I'd prefer to be single forever.