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Anonymous 97585

Bask in my feels miners.

>Start a new job, terrified.

>Manager hands me off to a friendly looking guy who is on the same team I'm assigned to, turns out I'm his "partner", as the team consists of 4 pairs.
>He's a little chub and stinks of cigarettes, he also has massive bags under his eyes, and he's a little stubbly, but he's clean and well put together.
>Joke tie, snoopy on his dog house.
>This guy at work trains me on how to do my job
>Always nice to me, greets me every morning with a coffee the way I told him I like it on the first day.
>Always making stupid little jokes and trying to cheer me up when I'm stressed out
>Always making sure I'm ok and makes time for me if I'm struggling or want advice
>Has stayed late with me a few times to help me catch up on something or figure out a problem
>We've gotten dinner a couple of times because his best friends family owns an italian place and they basically feed him for free and his best friend comes and sits and eats with us and it's a fun time, they have really good energy together and it's a joy to be around.
>At the company christmas party he notices that I'm starting to have a panic attack when I'm put into a public speaking situation (my nightmare), then casually but quickly diffuses the situation with a joke and swoops me up and takes me outside to breathe whilst he has a cigarette and calms me down by telling his awful grandpa tier jokes
>"the aps in there are bad right? I'd tell you a story about how I love pizza, but i've been told it's too cheesy.", "I'm thinkin about going to Carluccis after this but I'm thinkin I don't wanna be a pest-o… but seriously im hungry, you in? I'll text Tony and ask him to set something up in the kitchen!", stuff like that.
>Eventually start noticing that whenever he's not around, I start pining for him
>Whenever he goes on vacation I genuinely miss him
>Whenever I smell his brand of cigarette i feel warm and fuzzy.

I can't even tell him how I feel. what the hell is this.

Anonymous 97587

How old is he? How old are you?

Anonymous 97590

>>97585
Sounds like you may have gotten sick.
Have you consulted your doctor about it?

Anonymous 97600

>>97587
I'm 25, he's a little older, maybe 27-29, I'm not certain.
>>97590
Pardon?

Anonymous 97602

You have a crush anon

Anonymous 97621

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>>97585
You're in the beginning stages of infatuation anon. The moid has won your attention and is now planting the seeds of emotional dependency. You seem like the house mouse type so a funny, outspoken, "boyish" type is right up your alley.

I'm happy for you. Genuine, unrushed and naturally blossoming attraction is ever rarer the older you get. Enjoy your crush anon. I hope it works out well (no wedding ring I hope.) What brand of cigarettes does he smoke?

Anonymous 97670

>>97621
Marlboros I think, white pack with a gold label. and thank you for your post. It's nice to read something positive about the situation. I'm just unsure what I can do. I'm worried I'm going to blurt out something stupid one day and ruin things. I'm also not sure at all whether or not he feels anything for me at all as he's so consistently nice to me and pleasant to be around it's freaky. Nothing ever seems to bother him. Not really anyway. I both admire and hate that about him. He's so robotically consistent it's hard to get any kind of read on him.

Anonymous 97671

>>97670
he may be into you, but he may also just be a very atypical consistently decent moid… either way, good luck!

Anonymous 97712

>>97671
I have that nagging in the back of my mind though. What if this is some kind of insanely long con?

Anonymous 97773

ClearAbsoluteDunge…

>>97712
who cares if it is?
>>97671
surely you're not suggesting unicorns exist. You'll upset some people here if you dare suggest a moid can be consistently not shit. He's secretly planning to rape her, it's the only logical conclusion. Only a complete idiot would take a moids actions at face value and dare suggest based upon their consistency established over a period spanning what I assume to be months that they can contain their horny and be consistently mindful of others feelings and genuinely care about them.

No no. it's a moid trick.

Anonymous 97788

>>97773
maybe, but my aunt was courted by a man for about 2 years, he pretended to be the nicest guy ever. as soon as they got married he became extremely abusive. i can't speak for OP or anything but it's not as if men don't spend years pretending to be other people in order to trap women.

Anonymous 97791

>>97773
>>97788
you forgot to take your meds

Anonymous 97794

>>97791
i need to take meds because i'm mentioning events and abuse i've witnessed? ok lol. her goofy coworker isn't super likely to be this strategically abusive but men do pretend to be entirely different people to trap women. it is definitely a thing.

Anonymous 97803

>>97791
Lol I was taking the piss out of the radfems you autist

Anonymous 98043

>>98039
every moid would rape if he was 100% sure he would get away with it
>>97803
pickme retard

Anonymous 98052

>>98039
not "every", but still most of them

Anonymous 98108

>>98043
>every moid would rape if he was 100% sure he would get away with it

holy fuck you are delusional

Anonymous 98110

>>98108
Yea got to agree that's some basement dweller logic. Folks need to get off the internet and stop pretending the shit they read is an accurate representation of the human population. All this Stacy and Chad and tranny and incel and absolute delusions. Drunk on outrage porn.

Anonymous 98135

>>98108
Not to piss on your parade by I have demonstrable experience in this being not true. I had my drink spiked at a popular metalhead bar that I'd been stood up in when I was 19 (god knows how, bottled hard cider and I usually keep my thumb over the top, I must have took my hand off for a moment for something, or the bartender was working with someone.) and I could feel myself losing my faculties, I realized that this was not the alcohol, this was a date rape drug and started panicking, I was sitting at the bar, I couldn't get the bar tenders attention, and the people to the left of me were ignoring me. and I could feel myself slipping more and more in each moment that passed by. I was terrfied and I was desperate to find anyone that could help and so I ran over to, tripped on my flats and ended up on the lap of a teenage boy, who was sitting with his friend on the floor, and all I could get my mouth to form was "help!", I couldn't stop giggling and I was hanging onto his shirt and arm for dear life, but again I concentrated extremely hard for a moment and shouted in his face, "HELP!"

The drink spiking Rape-o moid saw this and came over to the boys pretending to be someone I knew and tried to get them to hand me over because "haha she's had a bit too much to drink I'll get her home safe haha it's cool I know her bro she's my gf".

Moidboy asked his friend to look in my bag for my ID and phone and asked rape-o for my name and what his name was so he could call the guys cell from my phone, he friend did just that, and he changed his story to "UH UM WELL I JUST MET HER TONIGHT WHY THE FUCK IS IT YOUR BUSINESS IM HER FRIEND SHE JUST NEEDS DRIVING HOME!" and moidboy who I was in the lap of looked me square in the eye, saw that I was completely out of it, and told the guy he was calling the police and took out his phone. He split, they went and told security what had happened, and they rode with me in the back of an ambulance to the hospital and took pictures of everything to show me the next day and cooperated with the police that showed up to take statements, gave a fully comprehensive description of the would-be rapist, called my dad and told him what had happened and came back to the hospital the next day when I was awake.

I definitely would have been brutally raped and possibly would have been killed that night if it wasn't for their good-heartedness, bravery, quick thinking and courage. As soon as they scared off the rapist they could take done anything they wanted with me, mugged me and left me for dead, but they chose to be good people and although they both moved away I still count them as two of my most trusted and most valued friends and remember their birthdays.

99.9% of moids, yes. But it's not fair to say all and I wont let you shit on my friends by taring them with the same brush, miner.

Anonymous 98136

>>98135
the teenage moid gets nothing out of someone else raping you and isn't free of consequence if he rapes you himself, your anecdote proves nothing
100% of moids would have raped you if they knew there would be no consequences

Anonymous 98137

>>98135
>>98136
and yes that includes your dogshit moid "friends" who only hang out with you because they delude themselves into thinking you might have sex with them one day (though your pickme attitude suggests you probably will), they will never respect you as an actual person

Anonymous 98138

>>98135
What a heartwarming story

>>98136
>>98137
What a predictably bitter response

Anonymous 98140

>>98138
>almost raped
>heartwarming
sorry i'm not delusional like you, pickme

Anonymous 98145

>>98144
>now that i'm rereading her(?) posts though she/they come of kind of like a bitter male though, specifically here >>98137
take your meds jesus christ

Anonymous 98146

>>98145
the "take your meds" line is really getting stale. and that post does read like a bitter male, in addition to the other posts, actually. the specific way you(?) keep repeating "pickme" over and over doesn't feel organic at all.

Anonymous 98147

>>98146
meds, now

Anonymous 98148

>>98147
weird the way you ignored the actual bulk of my post that didn't disregard the idea that most, if not all men quite possibly would rape if they were absolutely guaranteed immunity from consequence and instead you zero'd in on my offhanded suspicion.

Anonymous 98149


Anonymous 98150

>>98136
>the teenage moid gets nothing out of raping you
He would have had to have lived with himself, evidently he was not fine with that
>isn't free of consequence if he rapes you himself
At that point I was the rape equivalent of a christmas turkey on a silver platter. They could have marched me outside and done whatever they wanted. I didn't remember a damned thing the next day and years later only get flashes of brief moments of that night. I don't remember the would-be rapists face at all.
>your anecdote proves nothing
My anecdote proves that good people exist in this would and do what is right, even when they have the opportunity to do wrong with startlingly little chance of consequence which would fall to 0 the moment they dragged me into the alley as I would have been passed out and unable to scream or alert anyone as to what was happening.
>yes that includes your dogshit moid "friends" who only hang out with you because they delude themselves into thinking you might have sex with them one day.
I've known them 7 years. never so much as asked for a handy, genuinely like hanging out with them because they make me feel safe and happy to be around them.

You seem to be a rather frustrated individual who hates men. I feel sorry for you. You must live such a small life to think the things that you do

Anonymous 98151

>He would have had to have lived with himself, evidently he was not fine with that
oh fucking please, moids don't give a shit about that, they're sociopaths
he just wanted extra points towards getting to fuck you
>At that point I was the rape equivalent of a christmas turkey on a silver platter. They could have marched me outside and done whatever they wanted. I didn't remember a damned thing the next day and years later only get flashes of brief moments of that night. I don't remember the would-be rapists face at all.
There's still a chance of getting caught by the police, which is the only thing stopping some moids from raping
>My anecdote proves that good people exist in this would and do what is right, even when they have the opportunity to do wrong with startlingly little chance of consequence which would fall to 0 the moment they dragged me into the alley as I would have been passed out and unable to scream or alert anyone as to what was happening.
No, it doesn't at all, it just proves that some moids choose pretending to be good samaritans for brownie points over risking getting caught for rape, if he had 100% assurance of never getting caught he would have raped you in a heartbeat
>I've known them 7 years. never so much as asked for a handy, genuinely like hanging out with them because they make me feel safe and happy to be around them.
keep deluding yourself I guess lol
>You seem to be a rather frustrated individual who hates men. I feel sorry for you. You must live such a small life to think the things that you do
Sorry that not all of us are retarded pickme cunts desperate for moid approval like you, hope you'll grow out of it before you get raped, though I won't feel too bad for you when you do

Anonymous 98164

Seems like moids have been raping your mind consequence free your whole life.

Anonymous 98170

>>98151
At this point I must ask. Are you a lesbian? are you trans?

Anonymous 98172

>>98170
Its a moid larping as a radfem. No one is that stupid. Theyre taking the same bullshit logic they hold with the "All Staceys will cheat on me!" "All women use men for money!", etc, framed in a femcel way. Again, no one is dumb enough to fall for their larp. Report and ship them back to /r9k/.

Anonymous 98173

>>98172
Kind of horrible they would derail OPs thread though. let me bring it back on topic.

>>97585
>>97600
>>97670

OP. He sounds like a decent catch and I encourage you to at very least put your neck out a little bit. Dangle a little bait and see if he bites, for example you could invite him over to your place for dinner or to play games, or invite him out after work to a place, or ask him if he's interested in anyone and gauge his reaction. Nothing ventured is nothing gained and maybe you're right, but maybe he's interested in you but afraid of the same things you are. You lose nothing by trying.

Anonymous 98181

>>98151
Shut the fuck up and quit larping retard. I found her story very sweet.

Not all moids will rape because of the law, yes, but you take away the law and there will still be a chunk of men who won't because they have good morals.

Everyone here is larping, delusionally paranoid, or delusionally naive. Get a grip people.

OP, enjoy your crush. The older you get the less chances for puppy love you'll have. Go for it, and if he is as nice as he sounds I'm sure he won't turn cold of he doesn't feel the same way. He'll still likely be a kind friend even if he doesn't feel the same way, but it sounds like he does.

Anonymous 98184

>>98172
I'm new in this thread but what you're saying here is something I've been thinking over a month already.

Anonymous 98222

>>98181
>>98173
Thank you! The thread was getting away from me a little.

>Dangle a little bait and see if he bites

I've tried this a few times and the fish aren't biting. I'm a little too shy to try and use my "sex appeal". I don't really own any clothes that could be considered "sexy", unless you're really into teenage boy-core 3/4 lengths, hoodies and oversized t-shirts that make up my home wardrobe or the assortment of womens blouses, pantsuits and black denims that make up my professional wear.

>Invite him over for dinner

He helped fix a leak under my sink and I made him hand-mixed, balled and battered cheese burger and fried pickle chips, we hung out for a few hours watching soccer before. That was a lot of fun! That might be a good play as it was a fun afternoon.
>invite him over to your place for dinner or to play games, or invite him out after work to a place
Not a bad idea, but I'm too chicken to suggest any place that could be considered a date, but then again his friends families restaurant could be considered a romantic place to eat. Might be a good idea!
>or ask him if he's interested in anyone and gauge his reaction.
I've seen too many Chinese cartoons not to know how that ends. No way, I'm too much of a coward to go through with that.

Anonymous 98238

Honestly, he sounds nice. This is one of those times where you do something outside of what you feel safe doing, and just tell him that you like him. The coffee thing really stands out to me for some reason. One possibility is that he is trying to show that he likes you, but doesn't feel safe actually making the first move. Another is that he sees you in a younger sibling sort of way. Yet another is that he is very relationship oriented, and wants to know you for quite a long time before considering anything beyond friendship.

Anonymous 98239

>>98164
>>98170
>>98172
>>98173
>>98181
>>98184
Take your meds and cope, projecting moid



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