GIVE CUTE BF. GIVE GIVE GIVE GIVE GIVE ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Same. Can we have another /tfw no bf/ thread? It would be fun to update on our progress. So far I have:>befriended my male coworker, unfortunately, it turned out his personality and the way he treated others were rlly bad, so I decided to not pursue him>slid into dms of three guys on discord; one ghosted me, second one apparently had an underage gf he was trying to cheat on, and the third one was a closeted gay guy
That's it so far. I also managed to acquire a huge fetish for femboys (pic rel lol). It sucks that the average guy in my country is bald and very masculine.
Where do you even find guys on discord to DM? I've had really poor success on /soc/
Talk to cute boys then. I'm sure there are some you've encountered already.
Oh, I just messaged guys from discord servers related to my uni/interests. Considering how bad it went for me, I wouldn't recommend it.>I've had really poor success on /soc/
How come? Details please! Tbh I wouldn't want a 4chan bf, aren't 4chan guys mostly overweight or pedo? (or both…)
/soc/ is terrible and full of cumbrains anon, though i have found some decent people there, they're few and far between
this picture makes me want to kms
All you have to do is talk, anon. It's as simple as asking someone out.
You're not going to get anything out of this site since moids are banned on sight as they should be, someone mentioned creating some service for finding subs in the femdom thread though so maybe someone could do that but for general use BFs here
What is a cute bf in your eyes?
Where might such a person hang out?
If that place is home then unless you want to comb through discord you're fucked lmao
Why do all of the cute femboys have to be mentally ill?
>>42324>being a cute femboy >being sane and straight
I wonder if asian femboys are this way too, I find western society as a whole is fucked in the head whether as japanese circles are significantly more calm, relaxed and easy going. Not to say there aren't psychos there too because there are.
They are slowly being corrupted by globo homo into becoming suicidal drag queens.
>i thought that was a male only problem lol
those of us who are femcel are this way because we only get interest from disgusting creeps and lowlifes
I'm sorry but that makes you a volcel. Many women date disgusting guys and lowlifes.
Bar and club culture is creepy. Online dating service culture is creepy. Social media culture is creepy. Looking to meet someone out of particular environments designated by society is frowned on or misunderstood, yet the environments themselves are all creepy. The only time people are authentic is when a relationship is impossible. How are you supposed to find a decent guy in this kind of society?
meet a guy in a relationship and hope they split lol, and hope you don't get labeled a homewrecker
4chan has good boys but 99% suck, try /int/ or /his/ or /lit/, they're good boards for e-bfs.
if you have autism maybe. i've never dated anyone from biz but most of them are autistic /pol/ boys. and it's the bad autism not the cutesy kind.
maybe you could find someone nice im not completely sure.
why on earth would you want to date one of those insufferable soyboys?
/adv/ seems nice in comparison to other boards
you clearly met one of the lefty /his/ spammers.
Some guy is lurking here, he just posted this thread. He's some New Zealand faggot. What a gay fucking country. I'd rather die then be a New Zealander. If I was born in New Zealand I would've just committed suicide. I would never date a New Zealander either, because all of them are gay.
You sound like a /his/ browsing dude
I'd like to order 47 and have him shipped to my house, please.
why do you think you deserve a boyfriend tho
Everyone deserves love, anon. It's only their choice to reject it.
Are my standards too high? I checked off dudes I'd date on this pic. For context, I'm semi-fit (I'm not overweight, I exercise regularly but it's mostly cardio), 21 years old, white. Still a khhv.
Any reason you like the sad looking 35 guy so much? You check marked him so much. Is he more relatable?
I guess that can be cute. That's so cute of you if that's the case.
Also your image proves incels wrong in so many ways. That image has various moids they would deem as "chads" or other retarded meme word that women supposedly MUST fall for and even get abused and love being treated like shit by, yadda yadda, etc.
Also no your taste is perfectly fine. Taste is personal so I can't say for you what is ideal, everyone has a different type this is a fact.
Personally I like racoons the most and by a long shot, even in Anime or Otome Games I go for the racoons.
The 35 guy is insanely cute for one (definitely the best looking guy in that compilation), but also yeah, his sad expression makes me want to take care of him. He looks like he needs someone who'd make him three meals a day and brush his hair. He was the first guy I've noticed on this pic lol, it's hard to imagine someone as attractive as him being a virgin.>>44927>racoons
Basté, they are the hardest species to obtain though. Good luck with your racoon search!
I want bf but not like that gay image lul
inferiority complex (which is why they give up being masculine in any capacity and instead try to emulate femininity), especially regarding their gender and their gender performance.
Do you want to have your boyfriend lay on top of you or something?
I for one, would not want someone who goes on 4chan as my bf.
Yes, I want him to be my personal blanket.
ITT: touch starved anons
Either you're a big girl or he's a small guy.
What would be the next step of your master plan?
>>45061>Either you're a big girl or he's a small guy.
S-shouldn't he be extra big so I can cover myself perfectly with his body?>What would be the next step of your master plan?
My next plan would be to buy him extra sof clothing so I get a super extra soft blanket. Maybe some black velvet for Halloween, i don't know. What do you think of this?
If he's too big he's just going to flatten you.
Though while velvet might be a good idea for when he's dressed, it would be better to put him on a skin routine designed to make his entire body soft as possible.
And his hair.
Though if you just like the whole him putting weight on you, you might want to try forbidding him from sleeping anywhere except on your shoulder or in your lap.
It has enough cushion to not hurt him while forcing a good portion of his body to lay on top of you.
I have never had a pet, but I think it's time to get a cat. I just need a living breathing thing to touch sometimes. Fuck with the way it's going there will be another lockdown this winter, I can't fucking stand this loneliness anymore.
>>45064>If he's too big he's just going to flatten you
And that's a good thing.> it would be better to put him on a skin routine designed to make his entire body soft as possible.
But I don't wan him to have baby skin. Just clean skin.> it would be better to put him on a skin routine designed to make his entire body soft as possible.>And his hair.
What can I do? I love body hair. Maybe he needs to never cut his leg-hair.>Though if you just like the whole him putting weight on you, you might want to try forbidding him from sleeping anywhere except on your shoulder or in your lap.
It has enough cushion to not hurt him while forcing a good portion of his body to lay on top of you.
W-who are you? Can I be initiated in your arts?
What is the point of an e-bf? I want to cuddle.
you can weasel their identity and address out of them if you try hard enough.
From there you just need to buy some chloroform, some rope, and a crowbar and you'll be able to occupy your currently empty boyfriend dungeon.
that..sounds very creepy,and illegal
>>45198>>45199>she doesn't have a boyfriend room
what, are you going to lock him in your bathroom or something?
What would I need the crowbar for? I'd rather not inflict (permanent) injuries to my future e-bf.
Also, what if you can't drive? How would you carry him to your house?
>>45269>what would I need the crowbar for?
You have to get into his house somehow dummy.
Preferably through a window so you can catch him when he's either sleeping or just finished a shower (depending on how much resistance you want him to put up).
And I guess you can get a large suitcase with wheels if you honestly can't drive or carry your new boyfriend home (just make sure to tie him up so he doesn't hurt himself).
>>44925>Are my standards too high?
Are you kidding me? Some of the guys you approved look like monsters
You basically only skipped women, trannies and blacks
Your standards are too low, there’s only like 4 fuckable guys in that pic.
Most of the girls look like cuties, but I have a strong mistrust towards any girls who post images of their face on 4chan. Past reasons.
Other then that there's like only 7-10 men I would consider, give or take. That's until they open their mouths.
Japanese people literally work themselves to death. It happens so often they have their own word specifically for death-by-overwork (it is called Karōshi). You could not image a less calm, relaxed and easy going society.
Have any of you thought about seeking out someone rich from some tax haven like Luxembourg/Liechtenstein/Monaco/Switzerland or whatever?
I'm poor as shit and just want to get spoiled.
Anyone who has money in a tax haven is probably not the sort of person you want to date
Why? What's wrong with that?
They look comfy.>>45301
I think they are REALLY high because I have yet to hold a boy's hand and I'm 21…>>45306
Huh?? Which four guys?
Not her but
You have to underatand that rich men constantly get attention from gold diggers. Now theyre either going to be disgusted by them and try to date someone whos as wealthy as they are in which case, yeah good luck or they're gonna be the type who'll just pick the prittiest girl they can find, use her like just another status symbol and treat her like an object. If you don't mind that sure, go ahead amd try, but also keep in mins youll most likely not be able to find someone rich unless youre really pretty.
It used to be a great board before it became a three way battleground between poltards, leftie retards and the oldfags
oops. Replied to the wrong girl
Talking about /his/
My suggestion would be /fit/
Sure they act like morons sometimes, but getting one to behave is an art, and you would be getting someone who takes care of his body
Does anyone have pictures of these moids to see how they look? They should upload photos often on that board.
Sounds like what a dude from /fit/ would say, pic rel>>45467
They often post pictures of themselves, it's a staple in their arguments to say 'post body' and the one with the better body wins the argument. Sometimes someone won't post their body and it's like backing down from a challenge. It's like watching a dominance dispute with wolves>>45459
oh wait did you mean you want someone to go collect their pics for you to see?
Sounds like a lot of fun, owo. And do they post only their body or their face too?>>45470
Well, yes, if it's not too much trouble.
They post usually only their body, not their face. I'll do some pic stitching now then, give me a second I'll be back here's a teaser
Some of them are fatties some of them have nice bodies, nothing better than seing yourself
tadaa, but I don't know why the image isn't uploading in it's proper resolution
Thank you very much, anon. I've got an idea now.
Those are some nice pekkies.
I'm not that ugly, but I'm not even close to being a Stacy. What a pity, the one on the top right is very handsome…
Not all. Only the coomers which are going to cheat on her eventually anyway. She gonna get cheat on.
>>45493>the babyfaced ones
RIP, would have been such nice raccoons.
Moids will never understand one has to build up depending on what suits them. But moids are retarded by nature so…
This isn't a board for gay men.
Even worse and more misogynistic than the ones in Reddit. They all can kill themselves and they probably will.
huh, don't know why my post was deleted but I was saying that they aren't any more misogynistic than CC is misandrist, it's just a vocal minority. You are right about them being pretty depressed though
I asked him out on a hiking date. I mean I didn't call it that, I just called it a hike, but I didn't invite anyone else and nor did he so as far as I'm concerned I'll either get murdered in the forest this weekend or married to him. Either way I am fine with it.
Oh fuck seriously though I hope this works out.
What kind of moid? I hope you made the right decision otherwise yeah you run the risk of getting murdered.
Well I've talked to him four times before and asking him out like this was basically the only way I could think of asking him out without making it obvious that I'm asking him out. I also really like nature so there you go.
If I get murdered at least my suffering ends.
I was lurking around and apparently they were invaded by r9k moids and some pedos. How unfortunate… There were some nice guys.