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After-Death Plans Anonymous 51460

What do you want to happen after you die? Do you want to be embalmed or not? Cremated? What do you want your funeral and burial to be like?

Anonymous 51461

I want a motion-activated gravescreen that shows me waving to passersby.

Anonymous 51465

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OP here and I just made a funeral moodboard. When I die, I seriously want my funeral to be happy and calming. I don’t want it to be depressing whatsoever. I am not suicidal LOL.
>>51461
Omg yes I love that. Anything silly like that to take away from the sadness.

Anonymous 51468

It's really stupid, but I want to be buried with some kind of representation (like a plush or something) of a favorite character. It's illogical but it seems so lonely to me to be buried or cremated by yourself.
>>51465
Your funeral seems really nice anon! I really like the locks of hair idea.

Anonymous 51471

I want to be a skeleton hanging in a classroom. I want kids to raise my bony hands and slap them whenever they make a joke, and I want a necktie and a funny tophat.

Occasionally, if the science teacher could rattle my bones… That would be nice.

Anonymous 51478

>>51471
If you donate your body to science you’re more likely to be a dissection specimen. Just saying, you don’t choose how it’s used.

Anonymous 51483

>>51478
somebody really ought to fight for the right to be specifically turned into a classroom skeleton then

Anonymous 51497

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>>51460
i just want to die in peace and for people to forget about me and my existence altogether immediately after the funeral's over please

Anonymous 51506

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I am going to make like a cat and fuck off somewhere noone else will find me when it's time for me to go out. I don't want a funeral, I don't want any kind of fuss, even the fact that they'd wonder what happened to me is kind of not ideal but it's the best I can do. No one will know I've died until some fucker looks at a registry and realizes that I'm supposed to be 150 years old and haven't been seen in 70 years.

Anonymous 51513

>>51506
based af

Anonymous 51548

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I can't say I really care what happens to my body after I die, so whatever my loved once would prefer.
I think a funeral is more for them than it is for me.
But then again, I'm in my early 20s, typically it's when you get quite older that this starts bothering you, I'll probably change my mind if I don't bite the dust before that.
>>51471
>>51483
I don't think classroom skeletons are actual skeletons anymore, I'm fairly certain they just make plastic models nowadays.
At least that's what we had when I was in elementary school.



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