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Ideal Body Anonymous 4771

Post your Ideal Male/Female body

Anonymous 4772

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This is the ideal aesthetic male body.

Anonymous 4773

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>>4772
Gross.

Anonymous 4774

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>>4773
>>4771
What do homosexual male psyops get out of posting roidmonsters on gem.parlor? You don't even like women, so why are you here trying to convince us?

Anonymous 4775

>>4774
I kind of like muscles on a guy, the healthy chad/jock prototype is really exciting in bed. I fucked a tall Scandinavian guy who could pick me up and fuck me literally anywhere in the room. Not bragging and I'm barely a becky, but I hate narcissistic artsy skinny guys, they give nothing and take everything.

Anonymous 4776

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>>4773
>>4775
>not liking thinspo guys
pleb

Anonymous 4777

>>4776
Are you a pedo or something?

Anonymous 4778

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shouldn't we be happy that everyone has different taste? That way we don't have to share the guys we like with everyone else.

also I know it's a painting but this is the ideal body to me. (super orthodox taste I know) also I'm surprised that nobody posted some catboy or something already

Anonymous 4779

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>>4777
Are you a scrotoid or something?

Anonymous 4780

>>4777
He's built like every other skinny college-aged male.

Literally calm your assburgers.

Anonymous 4784

>>4780
>He's built like every other skinny college-aged male.
(And that’s a good thing)

Anonymous 4836

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It's young Jackie Chan. It's always been young Jackie Chan. He's the ideal man.

Anonymous 4837

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>>4836
I didn't know Jackie Chan did a Playgirl shoot.

Anonymous 5189

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>You may not like it, but this is what Peak male performance looks like

Anonymous 5191

video contains both my ideal male body and my ideal female body

Anonymous 5192

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welp.

Anonymous 5199

>>4836
Oh wow. Guess I like asians now.

Also sauce pls.

Anonymous 5200

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>>4836
Wow, same. Met a guy like this IRL with the tanned skin, cute but not feminine face, stocky buff body with powerful legs, etc., so happy. Kinda nice to see another girl out there shares my (weirdly specific?) type.

Anonymous 5216

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Anonymous 5373

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something along the lines of this. I like em thick and bulky and covered in hair

Anonymous 5374

>>5216
>>5373
Oh fuck, that's good.

Anonymous 6435

>>4837
I think he started his career with adult films

Anonymous 6489

>>5216
Christ…

Anonymous 6490

>>5373
idk why but i love big hairy men i just wanna cuddle em up and smooch em very hard

Anonymous 6493

>>5216
>>5373
I have seen god. he has bestowen me two blessings, each one better than the other

Anonymous 7840

>>5373
I don’t know how, but I can tell this guy is gay

Anonymous 7842

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>>6493
I HAVE TWO STRONG ARMS
BLESSINGS OF BABYLON
TIME TO CARRY ON
AND TRY
FOR SINS AND FALSE ALARMS
SO TO AMERICA THE BRAVE
WISE MEN SAY

Near a tree by the river there's a whole in the ground where an old man of Aran goes around and around, and his mind is a beacon in the veil of the night for a strange kind of fashion there's a wrong and a right…

https://youtu.be/464Rx1CJIJw

My ideal body type:

Anonymous 7852

>>7842
Nice, Peter was such a hunk. Also very sexy of him to respect women.

Anonymous 7859

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Anonymous 7862

>>7842
I have a strong preference for manlets but man would I let that guy raw me stupid.

Anonymous 7864

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Anonymous 7865

>>7859
based fujo

Anonymous 7868

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>>7859
>>7864
Peak performance

Anonymous 7871

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Anonymous 7872

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Anonymous 7873

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Anonymous 7875

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Anonymous 7877

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Anonymous 7887

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>>4771
I hate myself for being attracted to this.

Anonymous 7889

>>7887
Yes. Yes you should. Why anon? Why do you like this?

Anonymous 7907

>>7887
idk there's something about being fucked by a fat old fuck. probably couldn't live with myself after the fact, but can't deny not ever fantasizing about it.

Anonymous 7910

>>7887
>>7907
Attraction to moids who look like that should qualify as a mental illness.

Anonymous 7912

>>7907
I'm not judging like the anon above. I only hope you remember to keep something like this a fantasy, and not make someone in your life unhealthy, or make their health even worse just to satisfy your desires.

Anonymous 7924

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Anonymous 7925

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Anonymous 7926

>>4771
You know a moid made the thread when a body is too buff. Men are internalizing their own gayness.

It's okay to be tonned but you don't really have to be huge, work on your personality and fashion sense too.

Anonymous 7927

>>7926
Buff guys are hot though.

Anonymous 7971

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Anything that isn't fat is the ideal body type

Anonymous 7972

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>>7971
/fa/ has cute posters from time to time with cute bodies.

Anonymous 7975

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>>7972
oh fuck 100/10 would stay caged until he come home from work so he could use me as a four-way intersection

Anonymous 7982

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Tattoos are sexy

Anonymous 8006

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Thin with v-shaped torso, tiny waist, narrow hips, cute butt. That's my type

Anonymous 8007

>>8006
Is that yuzuru hanyu

Anonymous 8008


Anonymous 8010

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>>8006
That's my favorite type of thinboi. Only thin bodies get me going they look so soft and I want to cuddle them so bad.

Anonymous 8011

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>>8010
10/10. Very nice.

Anonymous 8014

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>>8011
Here is one of the best /fa/ thinspo bodies in full resolution. Me likey.

Anonymous 8017

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I want to snuggle with a cute skelly boy…

Anonymous 8023

>>7887
if it makes you feel any better i also am regretfully attracted to fatties. literally cannot help it but it turns me on

Anonymous 8025

>>7925
Holy fuck i cant believe some other anon posted him here

Anonymous 8044

>>8025
I don’t get it. Is he Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez’s brother or something?

Anonymous 8045

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More Hanyu, because why not. The things i would do to his perfect ass. Damn.

Anonymous 8051

>>8045
Damn, do all ice skater men have good butts??

Anonymous 8103

>>8102
Of course not.

Anonymous 8104

>>8102
The question does not even make sense. Different bodies work well on different people depending on their height, bodily proportions and their face and shoulder length and such.

Anonymous 8106

>>8105
He is cute, he is what he needs to be.

>>8104
Might be a moid asking obvious questions he feels insecure about. I swear I'm becoming a professional at spotting them, it's absolutely insane how low confidence men are and it all stems from this, this leads to all those retarded ideologies we see around the internet about women they are fucking trash.

Anonymous 8111

>>8102
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Anonymous 8178

>>8025
>>8044
James aka UberHaxorNova also Ex-Creatures creator and Ex-founder of CowChop. He’s a childhood crush of mine lol

Anonymous 8179

>>5216
Is that Nathan Explosion?

Anonymous 8185

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Tall scrawny dorks please.

Anonymous 8186

>>5192
fuck. me too

Anonymous 8192

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Fucking disgusting thread I’m gonna bawl

Anonymous 8193

>>8045
YES TO HANYU

Anonymous 8194

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i'm all about vintage boys…



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