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Ideal Body Anonymous 4771

Post your Ideal Male/Female body

Anonymous 4772

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This is the ideal aesthetic male body.

Anonymous 4773

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>>4772
Gross.

Anonymous 4774

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>>4773
>>4771
What do homosexual male psyops get out of posting roidmonsters on gem.parlor? You don't even like women, so why are you here trying to convince us?

Anonymous 4775

>>4774
I kind of like muscles on a guy, the healthy chad/jock prototype is really exciting in bed. I fucked a tall Scandinavian guy who could pick me up and fuck me literally anywhere in the room. Not bragging and I'm barely a becky, but I hate narcissistic artsy skinny guys, they give nothing and take everything.

Anonymous 4776

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>>4773
>>4775
>not liking thinspo guys
pleb

Anonymous 4777

>>4776
Are you a pedo or something?

Anonymous 4778

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shouldn't we be happy that everyone has different taste? That way we don't have to share the guys we like with everyone else.

also I know it's a painting but this is the ideal body to me. (super orthodox taste I know) also I'm surprised that nobody posted some catboy or something already

Anonymous 4779

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>>4777
Are you a scrotoid or something?

Anonymous 4780

>>4777
He's built like every other skinny college-aged male.

Literally calm your assburgers.

Anonymous 4784

>>4780
>He's built like every other skinny college-aged male.
(And that’s a good thing)

Anonymous 4836

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It's young Jackie Chan. It's always been young Jackie Chan. He's the ideal man.

Anonymous 4837

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>>4836
I didn't know Jackie Chan did a Playgirl shoot.

Anonymous 5189

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>You may not like it, but this is what Peak male performance looks like

Anonymous 5191

video contains both my ideal male body and my ideal female body

Anonymous 5192

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welp.

Anonymous 5199

>>4836
Oh wow. Guess I like asians now.

Also sauce pls.

Anonymous 5200

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>>4836
Wow, same. Met a guy like this IRL with the tanned skin, cute but not feminine face, stocky buff body with powerful legs, etc., so happy. Kinda nice to see another girl out there shares my (weirdly specific?) type.

Anonymous 5216

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Anonymous 5373

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something along the lines of this. I like em thick and bulky and covered in hair

Anonymous 5374

>>5216
>>5373
Oh fuck, that's good.

Anonymous 6435

>>4837
I think he started his career with adult films

Anonymous 6489

>>5216
Christ…

Anonymous 6490

>>5373
idk why but i love big hairy men i just wanna cuddle em up and smooch em very hard

Anonymous 6493

>>5216
>>5373
I have seen god. he has bestowen me two blessings, each one better than the other

Anonymous 7840

>>5373
I don’t know how, but I can tell this guy is gay

Anonymous 7842

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>>6493
I HAVE TWO STRONG ARMS
BLESSINGS OF BABYLON
TIME TO CARRY ON
AND TRY
FOR SINS AND FALSE ALARMS
SO TO AMERICA THE BRAVE
WISE MEN SAY

Near a tree by the river there's a whole in the ground where an old man of Aran goes around and around, and his mind is a beacon in the veil of the night for a strange kind of fashion there's a wrong and a right…

https://youtu.be/464Rx1CJIJw

My ideal body type:

Anonymous 7852

>>7842
Nice, Peter was such a hunk. Also very sexy of him to respect women.

Anonymous 7859

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Anonymous 7862

>>7842
I have a strong preference for manlets but man would I let that guy raw me stupid.

Anonymous 7864

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Anonymous 7865

>>7859
based fujo

Anonymous 7868

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>>7859
>>7864
Peak performance

Anonymous 7871

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Anonymous 7872

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Anonymous 7873

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Anonymous 7875

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Anonymous 7877

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Anonymous 7887

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>>4771
I hate myself for being attracted to this.

Anonymous 7889

>>7887
Yes. Yes you should. Why anon? Why do you like this?

Anonymous 7907

>>7887
idk there's something about being fucked by a fat old fuck. probably couldn't live with myself after the fact, but can't deny not ever fantasizing about it.

Anonymous 7910

>>7887
>>7907
Attraction to moids who look like that should qualify as a mental illness.

Anonymous 7912

>>7907
I'm not judging like the anon above. I only hope you remember to keep something like this a fantasy, and not make someone in your life unhealthy, or make their health even worse just to satisfy your desires.

Anonymous 7924

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Anonymous 7925

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Anonymous 7926

>>4771
You know a moid made the thread when a body is too buff. Men are internalizing their own gayness.

It's okay to be tonned but you don't really have to be huge, work on your personality and fashion sense too.

Anonymous 7927

>>7926
Buff guys are hot though.

Anonymous 7971

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Anything that isn't fat is the ideal body type

Anonymous 7972

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>>7971
/fa/ has cute posters from time to time with cute bodies.

Anonymous 7975

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>>7972
oh fuck 100/10 would stay caged until he come home from work so he could use me as a four-way intersection

Anonymous 7982

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Tattoos are sexy

Anonymous 8006

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Thin with v-shaped torso, tiny waist, narrow hips, cute butt. That's my type

Anonymous 8007

>>8006
Is that yuzuru hanyu

Anonymous 8008


Anonymous 8010

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>>8006
That's my favorite type of thinboi. Only thin bodies get me going they look so soft and I want to cuddle them so bad.

Anonymous 8011

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>>8010
10/10. Very nice.

Anonymous 8014

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>>8011
Here is one of the best /fa/ thinspo bodies in full resolution. Me likey.

Anonymous 8017

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I want to snuggle with a cute skelly boy…

Anonymous 8023

>>7887
if it makes you feel any better i also am regretfully attracted to fatties. literally cannot help it but it turns me on

Anonymous 8025

>>7925
Holy fuck i cant believe some other anon posted him here

Anonymous 8044

>>8025
I don’t get it. Is he Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez’s brother or something?

Anonymous 8045

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More Hanyu, because why not. The things i would do to his perfect ass. Damn.

Anonymous 8051

>>8045
Damn, do all ice skater men have good butts??

Anonymous 8103

>>8102
Of course not.

Anonymous 8104

>>8102
The question does not even make sense. Different bodies work well on different people depending on their height, bodily proportions and their face and shoulder length and such.

Anonymous 8106

>>8105
He is cute, he is what he needs to be.

>>8104
Might be a moid asking obvious questions he feels insecure about. I swear I'm becoming a professional at spotting them, it's absolutely insane how low confidence men are and it all stems from this, this leads to all those retarded ideologies we see around the internet about women they are fucking trash.

Anonymous 8111

>>8102
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Anonymous 8178

>>8025
>>8044
James aka UberHaxorNova also Ex-Creatures creator and Ex-founder of CowChop. He’s a childhood crush of mine lol

Anonymous 8179

>>5216
Is that Nathan Explosion?

Anonymous 8185

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Tall scrawny dorks please.

Anonymous 8186

>>5192
fuck. me too

Anonymous 8192

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Fucking disgusting thread I’m gonna bawl

Anonymous 8193

>>8045
YES TO HANYU

Anonymous 8194

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i'm all about vintage boys…

Anonymous 9001

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Anonymous 9250

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help

Anonymous 9255

>>9254
i think that lean type of fit is what suits him the most. he has this elf aura around him and elves are, infact, super attractive

Anonymous 9256

>>9250
He is skinny, a bit lean but skinny and that's ok. Showing that you really don't need much to be beautiful like other moids like to make other moids believe. In fact I wouldn't like if he got more buff than that, that buffness suits his angel prince boy looks.

>>9255
Exactly. I deleted my previous comment to fix grammar.

Anonymous 9259

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this scene killed me

Anonymous 9370

>>7840
they usually are :'(

Anonymous 9377

>>7840
You can tell because he doesn't have a beer gut. The only chance he isn't gay is if he's one of those super autistic strong men

Anonymous 9971

>>9259
that scene was so unsettling for me because of his BIG chest which is
which is…
uhhh…
unsettling

Anonymous 9983


Anonymous 9991

>>8192
I couldn't give two fucks about Sehun or EXO but this gif is legendary and i cannot scroll away from it without watching it 20-25 times when i see it

Anonymous 10010

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I like them slender

Anonymous 10011

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sage for kpop but i am so attracted to these semi-twinky kpop boys it makes me want to bash my head into cement out of embarrassment

Anonymous 13336

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I just really love burly men with strong arms and a cute tummy or "bears" if you will. even better if they have body hair, I find it extremely adorable. I sort of lost faith in getting a straight bear as a hubby, but I can still dream dang it!!!

Anonymous 13343

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Yes, yes, I also like slim young guys and reasonably muscular/toned guys like the rest of you, but right now I'm fucking obsessed with fatties. Not obese though, just chubby enough.
Less fat than this >>7887 and more like picrel. I don't have a pic that represents exactly what I love, but I like it when the fat is perfectly distributed as to make everything soft-looking and a bit thick, and the face is rounded and cute. No toned muscles, only softness.

>>13336
God that guy is cute.

>>9250
I love the sort of natural look that guys like these have. That's why I love long-haired metalheads, even when their body isn't perfect, I find them so attractive.
I think in general natural looks are hotter to me, actually.

Anonymous 13344

>>13343
I can relate anon (im >>13336 btw), I personally love seeing some strength in a man, but i always got butterflies seeing some sort of pudginess or a bit of a cute tummy hanging out. I think the soft and thick look is something I just really enjoy seeing, it brings me a weird feeling of comfort and safety for some reason too lol

>I think in general natural looks are hotter to me

a million times yes! its honestly very cool seeing someone else have a similar preference :)

Anonymous 13361

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Skinny and tall if we're only talking about the body

Anonymous 13371

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>>13344
>but i always got butterflies seeing some sort of pudginess or a bit of a cute tummy hanging out.
Same, oh my god, my last crush was a tall chubster and his belly would always peek out from under his t-shirts, cutest and hottest shit ever, though of course most women would find that gross. Right now there's nothing I want more than to grab such a guy's soft belly and touch his moobs through his shirt, I'm always thinking about what it'd feel like, since unfortunately I haven't had the chance.
>it brings me a weird feeling of comfort and safety for some reason too lol
Oh yeah I agree, I've hugged fatties and it's a super pleasant sensation, and since their body is bigger, it's as if they enveloped you more than a thin guy when they hug you.

Vincent D'Onofrio in Full Metal Jacket is a great example of the kind of chubbiness I find cute, pic related. I particularly love it when they wear a white shirt, it looks nice. (Also lol I had a massive crush on this actor when I watched this movie and that one scene completely destroyed me ;_;)

>its honestly very cool seeing someone else have a similar preference :)

Yeah, I don't really like the physique or face of K-pop singers, I don't get the appeal, I'd rather have an average East Asian guy, for example. And in 2D I can't stand the impossibly perfect faces, wide shoulders, tiny waists and small heads that the guys in manhwa/webtoons have. Depending on the artist, it looks uncanny as fuck to me, sometimes their torso is practically just a fucking triangle. Also the same perfectly toned supermodel body that they all have gets old after a while.
I find myself attracted more to average or above-average guys, but it also really depends on the hairstyle and clothes, since I prefer certain styles and those can also tell a lot about their personality. I also wish female manga-style artists got better at drawing average body types for guys.

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>>13371
>Right now there's nothing I want more than to grab such a guy's soft belly
>since their body is bigger, it's as if they enveloped you more than a thin guy when they hug you.
I TOTALLY AGREE!! i have nothing against thin men, but i definitely prefer bigger men for the cuddle aspect. it honestly makes me want to melt

>in 2D I can't stand the impossibly perfect faces, wide shoulders, tiny waists and small heads that the guys in manhwa/webtoons have. Depending on the artist, it looks uncanny as fuck to me, sometimes their torso is practically just a fucking triangle. Also the same perfectly toned supermodel body that they all have gets old after a while.

Holy moly i thought I was the only one. I read a lot of manga/manwha and i have noticed that exact body type you are talking about. I think the only way how I can describe it is when you draw an image over and over again until it becomes something completely different. Its even worse when you notice that most of these artists are influencing one another in terms of stylization so it keeps on building up, getting farther and farther away from the source material.
>I also wish female manga-style artists got better at drawing average body types for guys.
the only artist that comes to mind is Natsume Ono, I enjoy how her characters have an unconventional look despite her popularity. I think it would honestly be awesome to see more female artists draw more average bodies/looks. Btw, do you know any good manga/manhwa/comics with more average looking characters? i am honestly interested

Anonymous 13376

>>8017
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>>8010
>>4776
>>4772
they look so breakable and weak… something in me wants to protect them and cuddle them (though im not sexual attracted to them)
>>4771
>>4778
>>5189
>>5216
literal adonis, looks strong and healthy like he could throw you across the room, and protect you (is probably also good in bed i would assume) though cuddling with them would probably feel like cuddling with a bunch of remote controllers, same goes for thin guys, so not that much appeal for me
>>13336
hairy, arms muscles, chubby and has a beard
looks like he has a few years of experiences on his back :)
I love the dad look, and sleeping on his lap woud probably be heaven
>>9250
i love long hair and that metal look
also gives me similar vibes to>>7873
>>5192
this body… would cuddle everyday and every second of the day…cute tum tum..
>>7887
…me too

Anonymous 13378

>>4775
>who could pick me up and fuck me literally anywhere in the room.
Almost any guy can do that to you unless you're overweight
>but I hate narcissistic artsy skinny guys, they give nothing and take everything.
Yeah I don't really get the artsy/androgynous guys either, but skinny guys can be masculine

Anonymous 13411

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A friend of mine I've been crushing on. He's always nice af whenever we hang, and dude's huge. like 6'4'' or something. If he packed on a bit more muscle he'd be perfect but I doubt I'm his type.

Anonymous 13412

>>13378
>Yeah I don't really get the artsy/androgynous guys either, but skinny guys can be masculine

i agree, I believe that masculinity is mainly bout how a person carry themselves. Skinny, bearish, short, tall, ugly, pretty etc., its mainly mental! Of course, physical appearance does help a lot in getting someone's character across though, I cant deny that.

>>13411
it would be really hard for me to have a friend like that anon, he seems very sweet and he looks super cuddly. I wish you luck tho anon for the both of you :)

Anonymous 13413

>>13412
>he seems very sweet and he looks super cuddly
He really is. He's got this way of making me feel at ease and safe when we're together, even though he towers over me. Not something I feel around most men tbh. But we've known each other for so long and I really wouldn't want to fuck our friendship up :(

Anonymous 13414

>>13411
>that gross beard
>that sloppy dad bod
>the soyboy vibes
Sorry but girls who are into that type are generally just too insecure to admit attraction to guys who actually look good

Anonymous 13415

Lesbian posting.
I like a wide variety of in betweens.
Thin but not so’s they look like a skeleton of either sex
Curvy but not so’s they look the same as a fat male
Muscular but not so’s they look masculine
Shorter or taller than me is just as lovely as eye level chicks
Gotta catch ‘em all

Anonymous 13416

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>>13415
But I loaded a picture

Anonymous 13417

>>13414
I agree about the beard, that needs some serious trimming.
>too insecure to admit attraction to guys who actually look good
Well yeah I'm insecure as hell, but I like the feeling of safety big dudes provide. :(

Anonymous 13418

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>>13372
>I think the only way how I can describe it is when you draw an image over and over again until it becomes something completely different. Its even worse when you notice that most of these artists are influencing one another in terms of stylization so it keeps on building up, getting farther and farther away from the source material.
Yeah, and it's even more noticeable as the comic progresses, the art gets lazier and the proportions are wonkier.
>Natsume Ono
Oh, I didn't know about her, but I remember wanting to watch the Ristorante Paradiso anime because of the cute old men, and the style was appealing. Thank you so much.
>Btw, do you know any good manga/manhwa/comics with more average looking characters?
Unfortunately I'm not an avid manga/manhwa reader so I don't know any specific names, but there's a thread on /media/ rn about "unconventionally attractive anime men", maybe you can ask for recs there.

>>13411
looks cute

>>13414
imagine believing this

>>13416
>>13415
When it comes to women I guess I like the average look too. Usually the face is the deal breaker, but I've found myself more attracted to women who are relatively tall and slender and mature-looking, though musuclar is fine too (pic related). Girls who are around my height are cute too, but that usually depends on the face like I said.

Anonymous 13419

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>>13418
Ooo, Hannah is so cute

Anonymous 13421

>>13419
What is this some kind of weird fetish? hot girl holding big fish?

Anonymous 13832

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>>13376
>>13372
Hey I'm >>13343
I found the pic that represents my ideal chubby body type heh
Goddamn why is there so little art of guys like this… they're always fatter than this or not chubby enough.

Anonymous 13834

>>13421
>omg a woman likes fishing???! what sort of weird fetish is this??

Anonymous 13835

>>13834
I mean the unfortunate part is if it's circulated on the internet it's a 99% chance that it is indeed a weird moid fetish thing.

Anonymous 13837

>>13834
One thing is a girl fishing, the other is a girl posing in unzipped hotpants and a bra and posing with a giant fish. It's wierd.

Anonymous 13843

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>>7842
He appeared in Playgirl (yes, naked)

Anonymous 13846

>>13843
Everyone who heard of his band knows about this. Especially female

Anonymous 13855

>>13846
I've only listened to like one Type-O Negative song, so I didn't know about it. Sorry.

Anonymous 14111

>>9250
>>5216
how to get a bf like this. please tell me what to do

Anonymous 14112

>>4771
genuine question are abs and pecs and shit supposed to be attractive? i can’t tell if i’m a lesbian or they just don’t do it for me

Anonymous 14113

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>>14111
I don't know if you should really do it because a lot of metalheads are pieces of shit (others are chill though), but go to metal concerts or festivals

>>14112
Don't worry, it might just mean you're not a normie

Anonymous 14114

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scruffy, thin-ish men like this are my personal poison ugh

Anonymous 14118

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>>13417
Size doesn't always tell the whole story. If safety is a big concern for you try and get the man to do something physically demanding in your presence. Some guys don't even know how to throw a proper punch. I'm single now, and although my last ex was the shortest guy I've dated he was the most physically fit, and also did martial arts (probably because he was short lol). Seeing him lift heavy stuff, and spar was not only hot, but actually let me KNOW I was safe, and not just feel it.

Anonymous 14235

>>14118
No idea about the punching, but he's very strong. He's usually the guy that our friend group calls when moving apartments.

Anonymous 14254

>>14114
Stop posting that godtier husbando everywhere kkkghghh
Also I didn't know there was a colored version



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