Ideal Body Anonymous 4771
Post your Ideal Male/Female body
This is the ideal aesthetic male body.
What do homosexual male psyops get out of posting roidmonsters on gem.parlor? You don't even like women, so why are you here trying to convince us?
I kind of like muscles on a guy, the healthy chad/jock prototype is really exciting in bed. I fucked a tall Scandinavian guy who could pick me up and fuck me literally anywhere in the room. Not bragging and I'm barely a becky, but I hate narcissistic artsy skinny guys, they give nothing and take everything.
Are you a pedo or something?
shouldn't we be happy that everyone has different taste? That way we don't have to share the guys we like with everyone else.
also I know it's a painting but this is the ideal body to me. (super orthodox taste I know) also I'm surprised that nobody posted some catboy or something already
Are you a scrotoid or something?
He's built like every other skinny college-aged male.
Literally calm your assburgers.
>>4780>He's built like every other skinny college-aged male.
(And that’s a good thing)
It's young Jackie Chan. It's always been young Jackie Chan. He's the ideal man.
I didn't know Jackie Chan did a Playgirl shoot.
>You may not like it, but this is what Peak male performance looks like
video contains both my ideal male body and my ideal female body
Oh wow. Guess I like asians now.
Also sauce pls.
Wow, same. Met a guy like this IRL with the tanned skin, cute but not feminine face, stocky buff body with powerful legs, etc., so happy. Kinda nice to see another girl out there shares my (weirdly specific?) type.
something along the lines of this. I like em thick and bulky and covered in hair
I think he started his career with adult films
idk why but i love big hairy men i just wanna cuddle em up and smooch em very hard
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I don’t know how, but I can tell this guy is gay
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My ideal body type:
Nice, Peter was such a hunk. Also very sexy of him to respect women.
I have a strong preference for manlets but man would I let that guy raw me stupid.
I hate myself for being attracted to this.
Yes. Yes you should. Why anon? Why do you like this?
idk there's something about being fucked by a fat old fuck. probably couldn't live with myself after the fact, but can't deny not ever fantasizing about it.
Attraction to moids who look like that should qualify as a mental illness.
I'm not judging like the anon above. I only hope you remember to keep something like this a fantasy, and not make someone in your life unhealthy, or make their health even worse just to satisfy your desires.
You know a moid made the thread when a body is too buff. Men are internalizing their own gayness.
It's okay to be tonned but you don't really have to be huge, work on your personality and fashion sense too.
Anything that isn't fat is the ideal body type
/fa/ has cute posters from time to time with cute bodies.
oh fuck 100/10 would stay caged until he come home from work so he could use me as a four-way intersection
Thin with v-shaped torso, tiny waist, narrow hips, cute butt. That's my type
That's my favorite type of thinboi. Only thin bodies get me going they look so soft and I want to cuddle them so bad.
Here is one of the best /fa/ thinspo bodies in full resolution. Me likey.
I want to snuggle with a cute skelly boy…
if it makes you feel any better i also am regretfully attracted to fatties. literally cannot help it but it turns me on
Holy fuck i cant believe some other anon posted him here
I don’t get it. Is he Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez’s brother or something?
More Hanyu, because why not. The things i would do to his perfect ass. Damn.
Damn, do all ice skater men have good butts??
Of course not.
The question does not even make sense. Different bodies work well on different people depending on their height, bodily proportions and their face and shoulder length and such.
He is cute, he is what he needs to be.>>8104
Might be a moid asking obvious questions he feels insecure about. I swear I'm becoming a professional at spotting them, it's absolutely insane how low confidence men are and it all stems from this, this leads to all those retarded ideologies we see around the internet about women they are fucking trash.
James aka UberHaxorNova also Ex-Creatures creator and Ex-founder of CowChop. He’s a childhood crush of mine lol
Tall scrawny dorks please.
Fucking disgusting thread I’m gonna bawl