weird youtube crushes Anonymous 17172
who in your youtube subs do you have unexplainable crushes on? here is my list, rusty cage, (young keyboard playing) adam/yourmoviesucks, rebel taxi.
i dont know why. i dont even like men that much. but i have the biggest crushes on them.
Andreas Peahc, Markiplier, よりひとYorihito, uni_mafumafu, HidingInMyRoom, Adrian von Ziegler, Boyinaband
Some of those arent weird but I listed them because I have liked how they look at some point in time. Most of them I still dig how they look.
I kind of have a crush on Brittany Venti. I don't agree with everything she says but I appreciate her sense of humour and how she's not afraid to say what she wants. I also don't think she's ugly like a lot of people think she is.
Jenny Nicholson, Karolina Żebrowska (does anyone else get gay vibes from her?), Deadwing Dork (more of a desire to be bros tbh), Hbomb, GoHerping, Call Me Kevin.
All the male youtubers I like are not who I'd find attractive irl (aside from herp maybe). Parasocial relationships are bizarre.>>17175
Only race spergs and lolcow nitpickers find her truly ugly. Most normies would agree she's cute/at least average.
whang is fucking hot lol
this tbh>tfw no 5'6" bf to good off with and slap with fleshlights
はじめしゃちょー（hajime), BoxBox, Nobita, FilthyFrank (seriously he is handsome when he is not making his meme faces), Ian McCollum (pic related), Skallagrim, SwordSage, HidingInMyRoom, PhilosophyTube, Alpharad, Metatron
Ngl been crushing on this crew for yearsssss.. each one of them have single handedly made me feel some sort of throbbing heartbeat down there more than once lmao. I don’t find any of these men to be my irl type, but they’re all SO fucking attractive. Ranking from Hot to Cute IMO I’d say Sark, Hutch, Nanners, Chilled
it's incredible the way women completely fall for men for… just playing videogames. imagine all the rabid women thirsting over these 4/10s (excluding the last one on the left), hoards of women who would probably be extremely happy to be lifelong partners with them, and all because they talk while playing videogames. men don't realize how good they have it. the projared situation too is just… mindblowing.
women have virtually no standards, they just want a decent seeming personality that they can relate to. men are into female twitch streamers, sure, but not as many of them would be into 4/10s in the same numbers that women would. usually they must be quite pretty.
He is really good looking but a jerk & a cheater, now because of all that's been found out about him half of his own subscribers hate him.
jerk is an understatement. he sounds like a horrorshow to know. and not to be gross but he has a very pencily penis, useless
>>17180>having a crush on gun jesus
No. Ian is too pure. He must be protected at all costs.
lmfao it's true, even lesbians are like it. I love women.
>>17186>he has a very pencily penis
how do you know this
Funny you mention Pan Pizza op, I've had a crush on him since his face was revealed. It's pretty shameful because he's cringy as fuck and I remember him posting on tumblr a few years ago about how he doesn't know how to wash his dick properly
i've seen it. he has an only fans. it's a pencil and he does for sure have pencil dick energy. it's only fitting
Atrocious, he looks like peewee herman with his botched jaw shave
It doesn't look like a pencil to me unless I'm staring at the wrong pics. It looks pretty normal. His arms resemble pencils more.
Sad. And fucking gross… his dick does NOT take away from his gnarly face
i never saw pics, only video. on video it looked unimpressive but the pictures i just saw on lolcow looked decent. not sure if he's angling hardcore or what but i remember thinking it looked small on vid, which makes sense since it's more difficult to hide size via vid, and it was further away, so less gratuitous warping from the cam. saw it on kf though some time ago.
Was better looking as a twinkish dude, his body was really nice he always had an ugly potato nose thats all he needed really fixing that then just being bisexual or gay. Way better than being a tranny.>>17195>pencily penis
well he is an artist he draws very well it's fitting to his character, but he is still a nightmare to date he just doesn't wants to be a good bf with anybody thats why he always ends up alone, his looks get him the door but his attitude always kills the long term relationship. He was in Japan about to get married, he was going to have the life but he fucked that up. What a dumbass sociopathic retard he is.
that was him pre surgery, which was… better. this is post surgery and even flattering lighting, pro photography, and shooping does not fix this mess
annie with boxbox.…
Yeah too bad. Anyone that gives themselves 10 seconds to pick up the details of the face can tell thats a moid tranny.
Oh well… At least beautiful boxbox exists, he is NOT a tranny, he traps, he pulls it off, he is cute af and is still with his gf and they got the most beautiful relationship ever.
>>17200>traps are okay
one enables the other
you're a tranny-enabler
>>17201>That stupid absolutist reasoning
It's not the same at all but ok. I smell moid behind your screen.
>>17202>literally posts someone who looks like a tranny>oh but it's okay because they're stuffing their chest while dressing as a girl instead
autogynephilia is autogynephilia
a lot of women on here are enablers of "degeneracy". i don't like using that term but expressing literally any approval for crossdressing is going to be heavily linked to sexism and sexism that is heavily fetishized by these men. it's pretty uncool. the whole reason why these men want to dress like this is because they're turned on by their caricature of womanhood and also being degraded. obviously crossdressing isn't anywhere near as bad as demanding everyone live by your full time LARP or else, but it's still shitty.
keeping any relationship with men mostly gender neutral is the safest and healthiest bet.
And it's not even as if they're just supporting crossdressing, that picture they posted is stuffing their chest. I can get liking cute boys and by that I mean boys who are clearly boys not traps, but that's absolutely not what they're going for.>>17205
You should be banned. You're trying to make this space more accepting to trans and that's not okay.
>>17198>Was better looking as a twinkish dude, his body was really nice
No kidding. Contrapoints should have stayed in his natural xy form, even he himself can't deny when he was a boy he was a "yum yum"https://youtu.be/9bbINLWtMKI
Skip to 3:25 and you'll see a snippet he left of himself pre-transgender rubbing oil on his body, sigh such a shame he put that beautiful male form to waste :(
Maxmoefoe was pretty cute before being mentally retarded. Dayo too i guess.
i have a little crush on this guy called ted who used to do online game trolling videos. He only showed his face once and i don't have any pics of him but he looked like a normal average guy, kinda looked like pewdiepie a bit. What i like about him is his catty personality and voice, his videos are really funny too, he barely did anything and got ppl real mad
He is a retard. Thats why. From a twink with potential he went to ContraHons & now that dumbass can only date other trannies & is probably lonely right now. Always ruining their own life, androgynous looks are beautiful af by themselves they don't need retarded chemicals that ruin their bodies & ruin make them sterile.
>>17184>"completely fall for">proceeds to post assumptive justifications for someone ELSE'S post
literally says unexplainable crushes.
Learn to read and stick to the board before anger posting just bc someone has a different preference and is expressing it to the thread.
I liked him better when he had short hair
Blech. He's actually a manlet irl
garret watts. v v gay, so that's the weird aspect but whatever. i pretend i do not see his friendship with shane or love of harry potter.
that's kinda hot. I'd carry him around in a papoose.
Yup all he needed was the rhinoplasty for his potato nose thats it. What a waste. He would have looked like such a prince. I like femininity a fuck load in moids but whats the point if they cant get erect & are unfertile. Tranny pills should be banned, only finasteride (moderate testosterone blockers) should exist so they dont go bald. They are getting scammed with estrogens that shit is too much that it kills their bodily sensitivity forever no possibility of going back.
Literally want to kms because I can't have this dorky ass old man.
Nitro rad is probably at the top of my list but I also have to agree with the critikal anons
Daddy Jay… our frumpy hobbit…
technically more of a streamer now but i have such a big crush on him it’s embarrassing
Whyyyy. Jay is the most annoying one.
i have a massive crush on YMS and Pikapsrey tbh
i love nauselly voices
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Hampton. Such a positive good-hearted forward-minded fellow.
Jerma is such a good guy, I'm happy he's doing well on twitch, I hate it when chat says he's ugly :(
i think most of them are joking but i hope it doesn’t actually get to him, he’s cute and seems like a genuinely nice person
I used to watch mamamax before he made edgy cheese pizza hunting vids (still like him now tho btw) and I really just admired how he would make videos that would motivate to keep going despite bullying, depression, being ugly etc. Idk why but seeing men talking about how they will live despite of all the shit they went through really gets my heart. Also he just looks like a major cutie to me, I love his eyes.
I am highly ashamed to admit my crush on this stupid fucking giant eyebrows gamer guy
His smile just fills me with so much fucking joy. It's really endearing to hear anybody ramble about something pointless they're really passionate about and that's what I get from him.
He reminds me of the first guy I ever had a real, genuine crush on. God I want to die. It's been years and the dorky fucking grin he used to make at me is still the most vivid thing in my memory. I miss him so fucking much.
Oh yeah also, Bernadette lol
I don't actually know if I'm genuinely bisexual or not so I can't quite tell if I just find her features (especially her fucking hands, god) to be really beautiful in a appreciative way, or if I'm actually being gay about it. I used to LOVE reading about Edwardian women's fashion as a teenager and she reminded me of that interest. I don't think I've got a crush on her though. I don't know, I just find her mesmerizingly pretty.
I thought the same thing at first, but naaaaaaaah.
He's a sad little jumping bean with a fetish for yellow fever. I saw one video where he was moping over being dumped by his "ideal Korean waifu", some girl he totally fetishized with no regard to some level of rationale to realize that she's more than a sex toy, she's a human being. That video did it for me and I haven't watched him since. I enjoyed him more when he was just a dumb closet pervert reviewing hentai videos.
He's a guy who basically only made a youtube channel to vocalise his opinions on a specific videogame's story. He wrote a 120 page document trying to untangle every narrative thread, and then once he had nothing left to say he disappeared off the face of the earth. Guys with weird obsessions that they can just ramble on about for hours and hours fill me with a weird kind of joy. Even if a guy's words go over my head, I don't mind. His cat often interrupts him and that again reminds me of that first guy I really loved, he was an insane INSANE cat guy. He had like eight or maybe even eleven.
He also mentioned once that he suffers from major depressive episodes and that triggers my saviour complex because I'm shallow.
Fuck. Literally any beardy longhair-ish skinny scruffy white guy with a pet cat and a dorky smile is something I'm utterly pathetic for.
I miss him so much.
I have the biggest crush on Mumkey Jones/Simian Jimmy. Watching the Mumkey and Bigs Show makes me feel as if I have friends. He has a wonderfully terrible sense of humor and is so interesting, I just want to sit down and ask him all about his life. It's probably because he reminds me of myself with all his high school meme antics.
Kitboga. He's cute without his sunglasses and seems like a really nice respectable guy
Agreed. If only he didn't troon out and wasn't such a coomer and junkie, he'd be really attractive.
But he doest matter anymore he is already dead. He is an alcoholic opium addict he will 45% and I'm going to laugh when he does.
SO what happens when all the trans youtubers start killing themselves? I can't imagine what would happen with that many suicides in the public eye
Hope they do. The gods of the trannies have to die one day. Without gods to worship they'll follow their leaders.
The activists will probably blame it on the TERFs "bullying" them instead of on the doctors who chose to promote their delusions rather than treat them so they could make more money.
I'm glad i'm not the only one that had a crush on Rusty Cage
Really? I remember he broke up with his gf but I never knew the details. Know my lil crush on him feels weird ugh
This is mine. I'm sorry. I know he's a streamer, but I also watch him on YouTube, so…>>17177
I think she's pretty too.>>17178>>17269
He's hot with long hair, but I miss his short hair: >>17182>>17301
Yes!! He makes me so happy.
He is disgusting but I also feel like he’d be a tender lover.
I hate to be gross about it and I feel very guilty, but this guy, ever since I was, like, 13 years old. More so when he was young than now that he's a father, of course. I don't know if the crush is the character or the real person, but I've always wanted to fuck him. It's the way he talks and swears, the attitude and those angry/neutral faces he makes all the time (he has beautiful eyes, and when he's out of character and smiles it's the cutest thing ever). And obviously the glasses and the whole "nerd" thing. He likes heavy metal and cats too.
In one of the Simpsons episodes you can get a glimpse of his belly. That's so hot.>>17370
Kek, same. Once his nudes dropped I suddenly became horny for him because he looks really desperate in them. Before that, I had never watched his videos. Everybody made jokes about his appearance and his dick, but I found him really hot, and knowing that he had sex with fans only made him more attractive in my mind (in the sense that I'd like to have a one-night stand with him, not be in a relationship his him, Jesus).>>17947
I find him really cute too.
>>19327>Kek, same. Once his nudes dropped I suddenly became horny for him because he looks really desperate in them. Before that, I had never watched his videos. Everybody made jokes about his appearance and his dick, but I found him really hot, and knowing that he had sex with fans only made him more attractive in my mind (in the sense that I'd like to have a one-night stand with him, not be in a relationship his him, Jesus).
i very much wish i did not read this. difficult to go through life knowing there are so many hot women wanting to fuck this walking ballbag.
Joel Vinesauce / Vargskelethor
I have a thing for good-looking guys with long hair and like his sense of humor though he never shows his face when playing games or streaming.
the things i'd do to get rammed by muta are unspoken of
Honestly I'd cuddle all the RLM boys. Rich especially. Knowing his backstory makes me love him even more. People who have shitty upbringings but persevere to be awesome people are cool. He's a good dude.
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Ever since Vinny suspended doing livestreams indefinitely I've found myself way more engaged in his content lately and god I can't enough of him. The AGGA stream destroyed my stomach and lungs when I watched it for the first time.
God I love watching his sims videos. He creates such interesting backstories for a bland game.
Also he makes his accent understandable and I appreciate it as someone who has difficulty listening/following along.
I believe so. Wish he grows it back and keep it long like how he's depicted in most fanart.
He's balding so he probably won't
Nooo he can't be that old. Do Swedish men actually go bald that quick?
men don't need to be old to lose their hair, anon
I love boyinaband's hair. He looks pretty cute, although I've never seen any of his videos before (Except for the Asian Jake Paul diss video)
Josh Strife Hayes.
But also, James Lee, Sonny Side from Best Ever Food Review Show, Adam Kovic from Funhaus before he cheated on his wife, and Twomad for some fucking reason
I remember him saying his long hair was greasy and disgusting and he didn't know how to take care of it properly. So rip long haired Joel
Pls God bring me some weird ass neurodivergent boyfriend
I too am a jerma fucker. I feel you anon
i want him so bad it's insane
I feel you s he’s so weird and I want a bf like him so bad
He has 0 sex appeal, just total asexual energ. Bet he fucks like a beast
Kim Iversen is beautiful and smart, I have a huge crush on her
I’ve always found Sagaar Enjeti to be cute and I love his style. Most attractive feature: his BRAIN!
I hate beards but I will make an exception for this autistic (positive) IndoEuropean daddy
i think you meant to say 'krystal ball'.
He's also married and has a child. When did that happen?
I'm painfully in love with Ryan Magee>>17345
ο ατζαρακης δεν ειναι αυτος; λμαο δεν περιμενα να βρω ελληνιδα εδω
It’s too bad half of his fanbase are weirdo troons
I catch a fast little crush every time I discover someone new, but over time my feels became less and less intensive.
Is it true he's actually a ftm tranny?
I just want to nibble on his bottom lip so bad
P.S.: I would also post this in a regular youtube crush thread
I used to hate this true crime video genre with a narrator at the center so much and instinctively noped out at first but she's actually cool. This transition is weird to me for sure
this is Gokanaru btw I should add
definitely second this
im waiting for the day they post on the park bench again
Thank you for all having good taste friends.
I love Jerma but the dude has to be the unluckiest dude ever, streams once a week yet still has to delay streams due to stomach/head/general body pain. Then he has ten million technical difficulties. Then when he actually does stream he has the chaos of chat on him.
Also please tell me fellow Jerma fans could not stand that fucking cat boy shit. I'm so glad BRB Art got removed because all the art showcased on stream was borderline fetish shit.
god same i also hate the catboy jerma meme. i also hope he shaves his beard. He looks too much like those middle aged groomer memes i see
I have such a weird thing for hearing male youtubers with monotone voices talking about their interests. But this guy really takes the cake. Seeing him demonstrate his knowledge and interpretation of art is honestly very inspiring and endearing. I could listen to him all day just talk about art and i would die happy.
I don't even care about ancient PCs or video games, but I love listening to him talk about them.
A bit late to the convo, but Joel has long hair again now. He couldn't be arsed to have it all off again so he just kept it growing. So rest assured, long hair swede man is still at your disposal.
roastedjames, it's a pain to find a picture of him but he isn't exactly conventionally attractive, however what draws me in is his dumb humor and every once in a while the intelligence and thoughtfulness that shines through. that's exactly my type when it comes to personality, calm and collected person disguised as an extroverted airhead
ahhhh that is so good to hear i love that >_< yay !!!!!! sorry for being another vapid woman but that just makes me happy
Funny - the hair ist the thing I really don't like about his looks.
psychicpebbles is so hot and i dont know whyyyyy
Oh girl, wait until you see who was my other YouTube crush in my early teens lmao
oh i remember this guy! I feel bad knwoing that he was actually just playing a character in that video and that everyone took it seriously :,( he is now super buff and better off now it seems tho but in all honesty this is quite concerning, but at the same time intriguing
I have a crush similar to Ian, girl.
His voice makes everything 10x funnier. Dude sounds like a nasally goblin and he knows it.
Imagine him making those sounds when you're fucking him
yea, he really changed for the better!! im honestly pretty happy for him and i hope he can continue
will probably be niche but betternamepending, i find his voice & accent so cute
I haven't really watched much of him but, Jerma is so fucking cute. He makes me act up
How cringe is it that I grew to like leafy to a romantic level?
The truth is I thought he was a pathetic cringy idiot that only cared about making easy money bullying kids on youtube. And that's almost exactly what he is but when he came back he really revealed how smart at making and managing money he is. Also how he really gets how e-fame works and he exploited it masterfully before it sucked all the life out of him. He's like the dichotomy of Nikocado Avocado.
With all of this I think he's closer to being the pefect husband than any other youtuber because he's the kind of guy that would never get stumped by a sudden career change.
>>21870>He's like the dichotomy of Nikocado Avocado.
Say what you want about Nikocado's morals, but if there's anyone who understands working controversial e-frame grift, it's fucking him (and Stonetoss.) Nikocado is making bank.
I get what you mean, but you can only pretend to be retarded for so long before it actually starts fucking up your mind.
Nikocado is putting way to much in and there's no way it's worth whatever misery he's gonna endure just for putting his body through that, let alone the damage to his psychology.
He was always retarded. A retard making money from being retarded is just good business. I understand you're trying to rope in this concept of personal health taking a hit, but his personal health suffering doesn't mean he's bad at being e-famous. He is very good
at being e-famous. If anything he is too good
at being e-famous at the expense of other areas of life.
>>21872>whatever misery he's gonna endure just for putting his body through that
Pretty sure it's been (semi) confirmed that Nickocado and his bf have a fetish in regards to it.
How? I thought traps were feminine men that looked like girls naturally, not troons
There's not a single moid that looks like a girl naturally
There are. I had a classmate in high school who had the incel face + long hair, I couldn’t stop mistaking him for a girl during his first week.
Objectively false. Someone post that picture of a gloriously beautiful boy in a girl's uniform circa 1980.
That's only the face. Would he look like a girl naked? Save for the crotch.>>22243>In a girl's uniform
We were talking about naturally, without changes that'd impact the perception. Plus if it's a boy he may not reached the focal point of puberty so it doesn't count
Who else likes to make private compilations of her favorite YouTuber/streamer crush accidentally moaning/panting/sighing and making other lewd sounds
>>22375Who’s your crush and where’s the compilation?
I don,t do that but send the link maybe?
>>22376I don't have a link and I don't want to say who it is, sorry… I was just surprised to find that there's no compilation of this sort for Joel or Vinny (especially Joel tbh)I got the idea after watching this Joel stream https://youtu.be/19-8T0Fkr9k?t=2974 around 49:34
I didnt expect you to be a vinefag, damn
Not precisely what you're describing, but I think he looks cute when's scared. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqwPMiloC1I
Manlybadasshero and Jim Browning…
Yesssss finally someone else
He’s so hot! His laugh is also very charming to me.. augh. I usually hate let’s players but he’s just so chill and cool.
Its not a weird crush because it was and still is extremely common but I had a sick and deranged parasocial relationship with vinny vinesauce. It was so bad to the point where I couldn't sleep without imagining him being my bf. Obviously that all collapsed in the midst of his fuckboy allegation scandal last year and it was so painful. I felt like I was going through a divorce. I haven't watched any of his stuff since that happened and I could never bring myself to do it again because in my mind he's dirty and desecrated now
Oh man I understand you. He makes me smile uncontrollably. Also, about those allegations, I did some research and found out that they're fake and it was all a 4chan troll type of thing. So no worries. Vinny just seems like a good guy that would never do such a thing.>>24970>>24970
Nta, but from what little I heard, wasn't it more that he did sleep around and that the allegations were slightly true, just the sinisterness involved was overblown and doctored?
Hmm I don't know if they're even slightly true because there's evidence of the document being doctored, the audio and the e-mails etc. Now, on the sleeping around topic, I heard that he did sleep with one of his fellow streamers, MentalJen, but that's just a speculation, plus this wasn't part of the whole "allegations" thing. Yeah, idk what to really say about this whole thing, I just see Vinny as a really sweet guy :)
I have a GIGANTIC crush on jerma.. i want to cuddle with him so badly he’s so cute also seeing him in that spider-man suit did something to me
tell me your favorite recent streams pls i'm so behind and theres so many to go through
is he a real life…
I'm so sorry to say this….
I don't want to call real people shit like that and he is kind of odd but also very earnest. I don't know if that's just wistful thinking.
I wish I wasn't so cynical and could believe that but I was wondering what his dark secrets are tbh
Oh gosh yes he is so cute! Honestly how can you not have a crush on Jerma?? He seems so sweet.
Exact same. It's lead me to be even more boring than a sardine because I basically just stick to the same 5-6 content creators (with the exceptions of a little more authors, musicians, and podcasters), never getting too attached or invested.
Think there was only one internet figure that actually made me happy to see her–and she quit the internet over a year ago.
sigh anon, I've had a crush on wendigoon for a while now
I don't know why , but I find Roman attractive.
He looks well put facially a butterface , nice fashion sense.
He is really cute who is this guy???
Feel you, not only is he cute, but also hot (it’s not the same!)
well that aged… interestingly
there are rumors that he is into teen girls is that true? he needs to be put in his place by an older woman. Some moids need to be corrected by force.
>>26959>Some moids need to be corrected by force.
Maxine Force, Moid Corrector
Got a moid talking down to you?
Is he looking at younger women?
Does he only talk about sports and video games?
Maxine is your ma'am, she will whip your man into shape or Force
them into submitting…a divorce!
That's right call Maxine Force, Marriage Councilor and Divorce Attorney.
Some Christian nationalist moid revealing his secret hard-on, on a woman's board rofl
i love this guy's taste in fashion/style. comfy
He is christian now? I remember him being an edgy blasphemous athiest.
i have a debilitating crush on Nick Fuentes. if he ever reveals a girlfriend, it is actually going to cause me physical pain. yes i know what he has said about women. i just find him funny and charming and also he is my exact physical type. fucking help me
I used to date one of his cousins lol
They weren't close or anything but kinda look alike so now whenever I see Nick I think of him idek anything about Nick other than that
Random blog post over
Omg cool. Did your ex share his beautiful eyebrow genes? He's a far-right streamer.
I love his teef…
Yeah. My ex had curlier and darker hair but honestly aside from that they look very alike, very obviously related.
He's so funny and autistic. It is so rare for a man to make me actually laugh out loud. I think I feel genuine romantic love watching this. Why even live when he will never know I fucking exist. Maybe I should make a parasocial fan page for him.>>27634
Why didn't it work out? D: