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weird youtube crushes Anonymous 10/24/20 (Sat) 06:50:01 AM 17172
who in your youtube subs do you have unexplainable crushes on? here is my list, rusty cage, (young keyboard playing) adam/yourmoviesucks, rebel taxi.
Anonymous 10/24/20 (Sat) 07:07:19 AM 17174
Andreas Peahc, Markiplier, よりひとYorihito, uni_mafumafu, HidingInMyRoom, Adrian von Ziegler, Boyinaband
Anonymous 10/24/20 (Sat) 04:16:17 PM 17175
I kind of have a crush on Brittany Venti. I don't agree with everything she says but I appreciate her sense of humour and how she's not afraid to say what she wants. I also don't think she's ugly like a lot of people think she is.
Anonymous 10/25/20 (Sun) 02:33:07 AM 17176
Jenny Nicholson, Karolina Żebrowska (does anyone else get gay vibes from her?), Deadwing Dork (more of a desire to be bros tbh), Hbomb, GoHerping, Call Me Kevin.
All the male youtubers I like are not who I'd find attractive irl (aside from herp maybe). Parasocial relationships are bizarre.
>>17175 Only race spergs and lolcow nitpickers find her truly ugly. Most normies would agree she's cute/at least average.
Anonymous 10/27/20 (Tue) 11:04:27 PM 17177
whang is fucking hot lol
Anonymous 11/18/20 (Wed) 06:03:44 AM 17179
>>17178 this tbh
>tfw no 5'6" bf to good off with and slap with fleshlights but unironically
Anonymous 11/18/20 (Wed) 06:31:10 AM 17180
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はじめしゃちょー（hajime), BoxBox, Nobita, FilthyFrank (seriously he is handsome when he is not making his meme faces), Ian McCollum (pic related), Skallagrim, SwordSage, HidingInMyRoom, PhilosophyTube, Alpharad, Metatron
Anonymous 11/18/20 (Wed) 10:02:57 AM 17183
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Ngl been crushing on this crew for yearsssss.. each one of them have single handedly made me feel some sort of throbbing heartbeat down there more than once lmao. I don’t find any of these men to be my irl type, but they’re all SO fucking attractive. Ranking from Hot to Cute IMO I’d say Sark, Hutch, Nanners, Chilled
Anonymous 11/18/20 (Wed) 10:31:54 AM 17184
>>17183 it's incredible the way women completely fall for men for… just playing videogames. imagine all the rabid women thirsting over these 4/10s (excluding the last one on the left), hoards of women who would probably be extremely happy to be lifelong partners with them, and all because they talk while playing videogames. men don't realize how good they have it. the projared situation too is just… mindblowing.
women have virtually no standards, they just want a decent seeming personality that they can relate to. men are into female twitch streamers, sure, but not as many of them would be into 4/10s in the same numbers that women would. usually they must be quite pretty.
Anonymous 11/18/20 (Wed) 10:42:46 AM 17185
>>17181 He is really good looking but a jerk & a cheater, now because of all that's been found out about him half of his own subscribers hate him.
Anonymous 11/18/20 (Wed) 11:49:26 AM 17186
>>17185 jerk is an understatement. he sounds like a horrorshow to know. and not to be gross but he has a very pencily penis, useless
Anonymous 11/18/20 (Wed) 02:55:58 PM 17187
>>17180 >having a crush on gun jesus No. Ian is too pure. He must be protected at all costs.
Anonymous 11/18/20 (Wed) 02:59:50 PM 17188
>>17184 lmfao it's true, even lesbians are like it. I love women.
Anonymous 11/18/20 (Wed) 04:16:10 PM 17189
>>17186 >he has a very pencily penis how do you know this
Anonymous 11/18/20 (Wed) 05:00:06 PM 17190
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Funny you mention Pan Pizza op, I've had a crush on him since his face was revealed. It's pretty shameful because he's cringy as fuck and I remember him posting on tumblr a few years ago about how he doesn't know how to wash his dick properly
Anonymous 11/18/20 (Wed) 06:15:04 PM 17192
>>17191 >>17189 i've seen it. he has an only fans. it's a pencil and he does for sure have pencil dick energy. it's only fitting
Anonymous 11/18/20 (Wed) 06:22:28 PM 17194
>>17193 Atrocious, he looks like peewee herman with his botched jaw shave
Anonymous 11/18/20 (Wed) 08:35:28 PM 17195
>>17192 It doesn't look like a pencil to me unless I'm staring at the wrong pics. It looks pretty normal. His arms resemble pencils more.
Anonymous 11/18/20 (Wed) 08:40:27 PM 17196
>>17192 Sad. And fucking gross… his dick does NOT take away from his gnarly face
Anonymous 11/18/20 (Wed) 09:37:11 PM 17197
>>17195 i never saw pics, only video. on video it looked unimpressive but the pictures i just saw on lolcow looked decent. not sure if he's angling hardcore or what but i remember thinking it looked small on vid, which makes sense since it's more difficult to hide size via vid, and it was further away, so less gratuitous warping from the cam. saw it on kf though some time ago.
Anonymous 11/18/20 (Wed) 10:17:04 PM 17198
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>>17193 Was better looking as a twinkish dude, his body was really nice he always had an ugly potato nose thats all he needed really fixing that then just being bisexual or gay. Way better than being a tranny.
>>17195 >pencily penis well he is an artist he draws very well it's fitting to his character, but he is still a nightmare to date he just doesn't wants to be a good bf with anybody thats why he always ends up alone, his looks get him the door but his attitude always kills the long term relationship. He was in Japan about to get married, he was going to have the life but he fucked that up. What a dumbass sociopathic retard he is.
Anonymous 11/18/20 (Wed) 10:55:14 PM 17199
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>>17198 that was him pre surgery, which was… better. this is post surgery and even flattering lighting, pro photography, and shooping does not fix this mess
Anonymous 11/18/20 (Wed) 11:29:46 PM 17200
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>>17199 Yeah too bad. Anyone that gives themselves 10 seconds to pick up the details of the face can tell thats a moid tranny.
Oh well… At least beautiful boxbox exists, he is NOT a tranny, he traps, he pulls it off, he is cute af and is still with his gf and they got the most beautiful relationship ever.
Anonymous 11/18/20 (Wed) 11:36:17 PM 17201
>>17200 >traps are okay one enables the other
you're a tranny-enabler
Anonymous 11/18/20 (Wed) 11:44:30 PM 17202
>>17201 >That stupid absolutist reasoning It's not the same at all but ok. I smell moid behind your screen.
Anonymous 11/18/20 (Wed) 11:49:19 PM 17203
>>17202 >literally posts someone who looks like a tranny >oh but it's okay because they're stuffing their chest while dressing as a girl instead it's disgusting
autogynephilia is autogynephilia
Anonymous 11/19/20 (Thu) 01:11:28 AM 17204
>>17201 a lot of women on here are enablers of "degeneracy". i don't like using that term but expressing literally any approval for crossdressing is going to be heavily linked to sexism and sexism that is heavily fetishized by these men. it's pretty uncool. the whole reason why these men want to dress like this is because they're turned on by their caricature of womanhood and also being degraded. obviously crossdressing isn't anywhere near as bad as demanding everyone live by your full time LARP or else, but it's still shitty.
keeping any relationship with men mostly gender neutral is the safest and healthiest bet.
Anonymous 11/19/20 (Thu) 02:01:21 AM 17206
>>17204 And it's not even as if they're just supporting crossdressing, that picture they posted is stuffing their chest. I can get liking cute boys and by that I mean boys who are clearly boys not traps, but that's absolutely not what they're going for.
>>17205 You should be banned. You're trying to make this space more accepting to trans and that's not okay.
Anonymous 11/20/20 (Fri) 08:45:14 AM 17208
>>17198 >Was better looking as a twinkish dude, his body was really nice No kidding. Contrapoints should have stayed in his natural xy form, even he himself can't deny when he was a boy he was a "yum yum"
https://youtu.be/9bbINLWtMKI Skip to 3:25 and you'll see a snippet he left of himself pre-transgender rubbing oil on his body, sigh such a shame he put that beautiful male form to waste :(
Anonymous 11/20/20 (Fri) 09:42:49 AM 17209
Maxmoefoe was pretty cute before being mentally retarded. Dayo too i guess.
Anonymous 11/20/20 (Fri) 03:47:18 PM 17210
i have a little crush on this guy called ted who used to do online game trolling videos. He only showed his face once and i don't have any pics of him but he looked like a normal average guy, kinda looked like pewdiepie a bit. What i like about him is his catty personality and voice, his videos are really funny too, he barely did anything and got ppl real mad
Anonymous 11/20/20 (Fri) 11:25:55 PM 17211
>>17208 He is a retard. Thats why. From a twink with potential he went to ContraHons & now that dumbass can only date other trannies & is probably lonely right now. Always ruining their own life, androgynous looks are beautiful af by themselves they don't need retarded chemicals that ruin their bodies & ruin make them sterile.
Anonymous 11/23/20 (Mon) 08:20:09 AM 17245
>>17184 >"completely fall for" >proceeds to post assumptive justifications for someone ELSE'S post literally says unexplainable crushes.
Learn to read and stick to the board before anger posting just bc someone has a different preference and is expressing it to the thread.
Anonymous 11/26/20 (Thu) 08:36:51 PM 17277
>>17269 I liked him better when he had short hair
Anonymous 11/28/20 (Sat) 04:11:46 AM 17293
>>17269 Blech. He's actually a manlet irl
Anonymous 11/28/20 (Sat) 06:17:49 PM 17301
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garret watts. v v gay, so that's the weird aspect but whatever. i pretend i do not see his friendship with shane or love of harry potter.
Anonymous 11/29/20 (Sun) 02:24:17 AM 17303
>>17293 that's kinda hot. I'd carry him around in a papoose.
Anonymous 11/30/20 (Mon) 08:56:08 AM 17312
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>>17310 Yup all he needed was the rhinoplasty for his potato nose thats it. What a waste. He would have looked like such a prince. I like femininity a fuck load in moids but whats the point if they cant get erect & are unfertile. Tranny pills should be banned, only finasteride (moderate testosterone blockers) should exist so they dont go bald. They are getting scammed with estrogens that shit is too much that it kills their bodily sensitivity forever no possibility of going back.
Anonymous 12/10/20 (Thu) 08:19:52 AM 17362
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Literally want to kms because I can't have this dorky ass old man.
Anonymous 12/11/20 (Fri) 12:26:58 AM 17368
>>17172 Nitro rad is probably at the top of my list but I also have to agree with the critikal anons
Anonymous 12/15/20 (Tue) 11:06:29 PM 17392
>>17389 Daddy Jay… our frumpy hobbit…
Anonymous 01/29/21 (Fri) 11:34:26 PM 17748
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technically more of a streamer now but i have such a big crush on him it’s embarrassing
Anonymous 01/30/21 (Sat) 02:20:23 AM 17750
>>17389 Whyyyy. Jay is the most annoying one.
Anonymous 02/15/21 (Mon) 12:23:13 AM 17897
i have a massive crush on YMS and Pikapsrey tbh
Anonymous 02/15/21 (Mon) 10:28:07 AM 17899
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Hampton. Such a positive good-hearted forward-minded fellow.
Anonymous 02/17/21 (Wed) 08:25:51 PM 17923
>>17748 Jerma is such a good guy, I'm happy he's doing well on twitch, I hate it when chat says he's ugly :(
Anonymous 02/18/21 (Thu) 02:23:25 AM 17926
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>>17923 i think most of them are joking but i hope it doesn’t actually get to him, he’s cute and seems like a genuinely nice person
Anonymous 04/04/21 (Sun) 09:01:19 PM 18385
>>17172 I used to watch mamamax before he made edgy cheese pizza hunting vids (still like him now tho btw) and I really just admired how he would make videos that would motivate to keep going despite bullying, depression, being ugly etc. Idk why but seeing men talking about how they will live despite of all the shit they went through really gets my heart. Also he just looks like a major cutie to me, I love his eyes.
Anonymous 04/05/21 (Mon) 07:16:04 PM 18393
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I am highly ashamed to admit my crush on this stupid fucking giant eyebrows gamer guy
Anonymous 04/05/21 (Mon) 07:34:02 PM 18394
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>>18393 Oh yeah also, Bernadette lol
I don't actually know if I'm genuinely bisexual or not so I can't quite tell if I just find her features (especially her fucking hands, god) to be really beautiful in a appreciative way, or if I'm actually being gay about it. I used to LOVE reading about Edwardian women's fashion as a teenager and she reminded me of that interest. I don't think I've got a crush on her though. I don't know, I just find her mesmerizingly pretty.
Anonymous 04/07/21 (Wed) 02:58:51 AM 18432
>>18385 I thought the same thing at first, but naaaaaaaah.
He's a sad little jumping bean with a fetish for yellow fever. I saw one video where he was moping over being dumped by his "ideal Korean waifu", some girl he totally fetishized with no regard to some level of rationale to realize that she's more than a sex toy, she's a human being. That video did it for me and I haven't watched him since. I enjoyed him more when he was just a dumb closet pervert reviewing hentai videos.
Anonymous 04/08/21 (Thu) 12:38:55 AM 18449
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>>18431 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9oFcKLtc1Z8&ab_channel=Redgrave He's a guy who basically only made a youtube channel to vocalise his opinions on a specific videogame's story. He wrote a 120 page document trying to untangle every narrative thread, and then once he had nothing left to say he disappeared off the face of the earth. Guys with weird obsessions that they can just ramble on about for hours and hours fill me with a weird kind of joy. Even if a guy's words go over my head, I don't mind. His cat often interrupts him and that again reminds me of that first guy I really loved, he was an insane INSANE cat guy. He had like eight or maybe even eleven.
He also mentioned once that he suffers from major depressive episodes and that triggers my saviour complex because I'm shallow.
Fuck. Literally any beardy longhair-ish skinny scruffy white guy with a pet cat and a dorky smile is something I'm utterly pathetic for.
I miss him so much.
Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 04:27:43 PM 18613
I have the biggest crush on Mumkey Jones/Simian Jimmy. Watching the Mumkey and Bigs Show makes me feel as if I have friends. He has a wonderfully terrible sense of humor and is so interesting, I just want to sit down and ask him all about his life. It's probably because he reminds me of myself with all his high school meme antics.
Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 05:27:12 PM 18616
>>17172 Kitboga. He's cute without his sunglasses and seems like a really nice respectable guy
Anonymous 04/19/21 (Mon) 08:01:03 PM 18623
>>17312 Agreed. If only he didn't troon out and wasn't such a coomer and junkie, he'd be really attractive.
Anonymous 04/20/21 (Tue) 01:26:37 AM 18632
>>18608 But he doest matter anymore he is already dead. He is an alcoholic opium addict he will 45% and I'm going to laugh when he does.
Anonymous 04/20/21 (Tue) 01:46:37 AM 18633
>>18632 SO what happens when all the trans youtubers start killing themselves? I can't imagine what would happen with that many suicides in the public eye
Anonymous 04/20/21 (Tue) 02:49:30 AM 18634
>>18633 Hope they do. The gods of the trannies have to die one day. Without gods to worship they'll follow their leaders.
Anonymous 04/20/21 (Tue) 03:53:42 AM 18635
>>18633 The activists will probably blame it on the TERFs "bullying" them instead of on the doctors who chose to promote their delusions rather than treat them so they could make more money.
Anonymous 04/21/21 (Wed) 09:24:22 PM 18657
>>17172 I'm glad i'm not the only one that had a crush on Rusty Cage
Anonymous 05/27/21 (Thu) 11:38:52 AM 19143
>>18432 Really? I remember he broke up with his gf but I never knew the details. Know my lil crush on him feels weird ugh
Anonymous 06/02/21 (Wed) 11:54:53 AM 19256
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This is mine.
I'm sorry. I know he's a streamer, but I also watch him on YouTube, so… >>17177 Very.
>>17175 I think she's pretty too.
>>17178 >>17269 He's hot with long hair, but I miss his short hair:
>>17182 >>17301 Yes!! He makes me so happy.
Anonymous 06/05/21 (Sat) 12:32:47 AM 19321
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He is disgusting but I also feel like he’d be a tender lover.
Anonymous 06/05/21 (Sat) 04:08:24 AM 19327
I hate to be gross about it and I feel very guilty, but this guy, ever since I was, like, 13 years old. More so when he was young than now that he's a father, of course. I don't know if the crush is the character or the real person, but I've always wanted to fuck him. It's the way he talks and swears, the attitude and those angry/neutral faces he makes all the time (he has beautiful eyes, and when he's out of character and smiles it's the cutest thing ever). And obviously the glasses and the whole "nerd" thing. He likes heavy metal and cats too.
In one of the Simpsons episodes you can get a glimpse of his belly. That's so hot.
>>17370 Kek, same. Once his nudes dropped I suddenly became horny for him because he looks really desperate in them. Before that, I had never watched his videos. Everybody made jokes about his appearance and his dick, but I found him really hot, and knowing that he had sex with fans only made him more attractive in my mind (in the sense that I'd like to have a one-night stand with him, not be in a relationship his him, Jesus).
>>17947 I find him really cute too.
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>>19327 >Kek, same. Once his nudes dropped I suddenly became horny for him because he looks really desperate in them. Before that, I had never watched his videos. Everybody made jokes about his appearance and his dick, but I found him really hot, and knowing that he had sex with fans only made him more attractive in my mind (in the sense that I'd like to have a one-night stand with him, not be in a relationship his him, Jesus). i very much wish i did not read this. difficult to go through life knowing there are so many hot women wanting to fuck this walking ballbag.
Anonymous 07/04/21 (Sun) 06:45:35 PM 19819
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Joel Vinesauce / Vargskelethor
Anonymous 07/04/21 (Sun) 07:58:41 PM 19823
>>17947 the things i'd do to get rammed by muta are unspoken of
Anonymous 07/06/21 (Tue) 09:50:58 AM 19841
>>17389 Honestly I'd cuddle all the RLM boys. Rich especially. Knowing his backstory makes me love him even more. People who have shitty upbringings but persevere to be awesome people are cool. He's a good dude.
Anonymous 07/07/21 (Wed) 04:30:42 AM 19853
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>>19819 Ever since Vinny suspended doing livestreams indefinitely I've found myself way more engaged in his content lately and god I can't enough of him. The AGGA stream destroyed my stomach and lungs when I watched it for the first time.
Anonymous 07/08/21 (Thu) 12:33:59 AM 19872
>>19842 God I love watching his sims videos. He creates such interesting backstories for a bland game.
Also he makes his accent understandable and I appreciate it as someone who has difficulty listening/following along.
Anonymous 07/08/21 (Thu) 08:32:11 AM 19880
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>>19860 I believe so. Wish he grows it back and keep it long like how he's depicted in most fanart.
Anonymous 07/08/21 (Thu) 08:48:15 AM 19882
>>19880 He's balding so he probably won't
Anonymous 07/08/21 (Thu) 08:09:00 PM 19884
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>>19882 Nooo he can't be that old. Do Swedish men actually go bald that quick?
Anonymous 07/09/21 (Fri) 03:59:54 AM 19888
>>19884 men don't need to be old to lose their hair, anon
Anonymous 07/09/21 (Fri) 04:14:24 PM 19897
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I love boyinaband's hair. He looks pretty cute, although I've never seen any of his videos before (Except for the Asian Jake Paul diss video)
Anonymous 07/10/21 (Sat) 09:24:55 AM 19914
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Josh Strife Hayes.
Anonymous 07/11/21 (Sun) 12:11:14 PM 19939
>>19880 I remember him saying his long hair was greasy and disgusting and he didn't know how to take care of it properly. So rip long haired Joel
Anonymous 07/11/21 (Sun) 10:44:43 PM 19957
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Pls God bring me some weird ass neurodivergent boyfriend
Anonymous 07/11/21 (Sun) 11:07:09 PM 19959
>>19957 I too am a jerma fucker. I feel you anon
Anonymous 07/11/21 (Sun) 11:39:11 PM 19961
>>19957 i want him so bad it's insane
Anonymous 07/12/21 (Mon) 12:46:18 AM 19962
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>>19959 >>19961 I feel you s he’s so weird and I want a bf like him so bad
Anonymous 07/12/21 (Mon) 10:17:52 AM 19966
>>19961 He has 0 sex appeal, just total asexual energ. Bet he fucks like a beast
Anonymous 07/12/21 (Mon) 04:59:02 PM 19969
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Kim Iversen is beautiful and smart, I have a huge crush on her
Anonymous 07/12/21 (Mon) 05:09:33 PM 19970
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I’ve always found Sagaar Enjeti to be cute and I love his style. Most attractive feature: his BRAIN!
Anonymous 07/13/21 (Tue) 04:32:54 AM 19983
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I hate beards but I will make an exception for this autistic (positive) IndoEuropean daddy
Anonymous 07/13/21 (Tue) 04:59:00 AM 19984
>>19970 i think you meant to say 'krystal ball'.
Anonymous 07/13/21 (Tue) 05:30:42 AM 19985
>>19983 He's also married and has a child. When did that happen?
Anonymous 07/16/21 (Fri) 05:14:04 PM 20064
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I'm painfully in love with Ryan Magee
>>17345 ο ατζαρακης δεν ειναι αυτος; λμαο δεν περιμενα να βρω ελληνιδα εδω
Anonymous 07/19/21 (Mon) 03:45:01 PM 20138
>>19962 It’s too bad half of his fanbase are weirdo troons
Anonymous 07/19/21 (Mon) 04:44:25 PM 20140
I catch a fast little crush every time I discover someone new, but over time my feels became less and less intensive.
Anonymous 07/19/21 (Mon) 05:19:45 PM 20141
>>19815 Is it true he's actually a ftm tranny?
Anonymous 07/25/21 (Sun) 11:19:57 PM 20527
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I just want to nibble on his bottom lip so bad
Anonymous 07/25/21 (Sun) 11:29:46 PM 20529
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Bailey Sarian
Anonymous 07/25/21 (Sun) 11:30:56 PM 20530
>>20527 this is Gokanaru btw I should add
Anonymous 07/26/21 (Mon) 09:17:54 AM 20542
>>17362 definitely second this
im waiting for the day they post on the park bench again
Anonymous 07/27/21 (Tue) 08:30:55 PM 20682
>>20681 >>20528 >>20495 >>19962 >>19957 Thank you for all having good taste friends.
I love Jerma but the dude has to be the unluckiest dude ever, streams once a week yet still has to delay streams due to stomach/head/general body pain. Then he has ten million technical difficulties. Then when he actually does stream he has the chaos of chat on him.
Also please tell me fellow Jerma fans could not stand that fucking cat boy shit. I'm so glad BRB Art got removed because all the art showcased on stream was borderline fetish shit.
