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Anonymous 3581

What’s the best way to go about killing yourself?

Anonymous 3582

Waiting for nature to take you when your time is up.

Anonymous 3583

>>3582
But what if I want to speed up the process?

Anonymous 3584

>>3583
smoke cigs

Anonymous 3585

Let your frozen pizza thaw before cooking it

Anonymous 3586

>>3584
This will only make your life more of a suffering and won't take too many years of your life.

Anonymous 3587

>>3581
For maximum efficiency it's shot gun blast aimed at the base of the neck. Very important note, do not be an idiot, just putting the gun in your mouth isn't good enough, you might just only blow off your face but be very much still alive. The blast must severe the cerebral stem for instant death, you must aim properly.

Anonymous 3588

Pursuit of dreams. If you're going to kill yourself anyway you should just work yourself to death in pursuit of your aspirations. Either you die from overwork(which is what you want) or you actually get what you want. Win/win

Anonymous 3589

>>3587
We don’t have guns in my country

Anonymous 3590

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>>3581
Propofol (anaesthetic) and/or fentanyl (opiod) overdose.

Anonymous 3591

>>3590
Thank you anon <3

Anonymous 3592

Old age

Anonymous 3593

>>3581
life moves on it's own, no need to speed it up ladie, it's rather nice here

Anonymous 3594

I hope to be murdered at least once in my life. I don’t scream even when I am in pain, so I would be the perfect victim for a chap with a knife. No one has ever wanted me, even as a homicidal impulse. Some things you have to do yourself, or they will never be done. Jumping off a large ship at night, furiously thrashing until the chill exhausts what little energy you have, sinking down like you’ve done all the days of your life. That would be nice.

Anonymous 3595

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do not engage in the suicide friendo

Anonymous 3596

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jumping head-first from a very high place. safe death and death occurs quickly, so little pain hopefully.

don't do it though. stick with us nonny. we love you. maybe things will improve for you and I'd want you to witness it

Anonymous 3597

sodium nitrite

Anonymous 3668

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Either this or shotgun to head. I'd recommend the suicide kit personally, since the shotgun (although effective) always as that 0.1% chance you survive.

Anonymous 3671

>>3668
Lol do you really want to risk the chance that you change your mind or someone walks in on you and you have to explain yourself while sounding like Mickey Mouse?

Dying of cringe is the most painful way to go.

Anonymous 3673

>>3671
>you have to explain yourself while sounding like Mickey Mouse
Fucking kek
You can lock and barricade the door if you dont want anyone walking in. And if you change your mind then… that's a good thing, isn't it?

Anonymous 3674

>>3590
>>3591
As someone who tried opioids and nearly died once I don't recommend it. You might not feel pain but you're completely lucid and slowly suffocating. It's not very pleasant.
Read Five Last Acts - The Exit Path - imo the best book about suicide. Take your time, above all else and think everything through. You'll be dead forever.

and yeah helium is the best method but I don't recommend using cap masks like >>3668 says. There might an issue with helium leaking out and air getting in since those things aren't really hermetic.

Anonymous 3675

>>3671
You lose consciousnesses usually after around 1 minute and death occurs a few minutes later.

Anonymous 3739

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>>3588
based

Anonymous 3975

>>3597
don't fall for this meme.
>>3581
1. Earlier I was looking into poisoning myself with hemlock and deadly nightshade. Deadly nightshade is uncommon though and often times people mistake a less deadly, more common version for it.
If you do, the root is the most toxic part. Brew a couple glasses of tea with it and have 30 nightshade berries as a snack.
When looking into hemlock my adhd kicked in and I got distracted lol but that plant is supposed to be very toxic.

2. Best plan for someone without firearms is drop hanging. Snaps the neck instantly if you do it right and you die unconscious like 7 minutes later.
what you need:
-ladder
-like a 13 foot tree (your height + at least like 7 feet, probably 8 depending on weight. I'm 145 lbs and I need about 7 feet)

1. Tie a nice strong noose that won't slip off your neck when you fall. Should be as long as the fall you need to take (7 feet).
2. Place the knot in the front under your chin so it helps throw back you head and crush your spine
3. Enjoy the afterlife :) This method is pretty lethal if done correctly, and trust me, you want it done correctly unless you want to end up in a wheelchair shitting in plastic bags the rest of your life.
I would take hemlock (or another lethal poison) before hanging to ensure if I fuck up the hanging I won't live to be a paraplegic or something.

I got most of my info from lostallhope.com. Its been taken
down but you can still get it on the wayback machine. I read some articles about poison obviously and lurked a suicide thread on a chan with particularly suicidal individuals.
Hope this helps, I support your choice to die and the right to this information, but I also hope you think this through and whatever is going on in your life gets better.

Anonymous 3976

>>3975
Oh yeah, add a little wiggle room for distance between you and the ground so you aren't standing and struggling to breathe.

Anonymous 3977

>>3668
Suicide should be fast. Obviously when your sitting there thinking about death you'll start panicking, having regrets, making your last moments more terrifying than need be. If I kill myself, I want to have one final, fast thought that I'm in complete control over, not victim to a racing mind while I suck down helium for 45 minutes.
tl;dr asphyxiation is dumb, go with a fast method.

Anonymous 3986

>>3975
OH OH OH shit I just thought of one more thing:
Its recommended you use hemp or manilla rope, one that wont stretch. It at least needs to be able to support 1000 pounds.
If I were to, I would just use nylon because that is what I have around and I don't think it will really matter because its strong and my neck should snap.

Anonymous 4031

>>3581
I think my go to would be a couple of strong fentanyl patches.

Anonymous 4082

>>3975
What’s wrong with suicide by helium asphyxiation?

Anonymous 4084

Maybe I’m weird but, I want a death that is so scary and unbelievable. I don’t have anything in mind but if I were to die, i would be the one killing myself in a unique manner.

Anonymous 4086

>>4031
Are those even a thing anymore? I'm pretty sure people have just been cutting shit and pressing pills with it. Since it is banned and all now.

Anonymous 4087

>>4086
since when is fent banned, and where? i know people that use the patches, they're very much still a thing from what i know.

Anonymous 4089

>>4084
I thought about lighting one of those fireworks that you load like a cannon and putting my mouth on the tube.
I don't know if it comes out fast enough to guaranteed kill you though.

Anonymous 4094

>>4087
It got banned a long time ago. All the fent is being imported illegally from China. But I suppose it makes sense that people might still have patches.

Anonymous 4492

anything stronger than overdosing. the body is a freakish machine and most overdoses fail because of our defenses. even if you're in poor health it's unlikely an od will kill you. instead it gives you irreversible brain damage

Anonymous 4576

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How much makeup products do i need to consume to be able to kill myself? I know pill overdose is the easiest way but i kinda wanna go out with pizzaz if you get me. I'm talking about hypothetically drinking foundation, eyeliner, lipgloss, nail polish, mascara etc.

Anonymous 4577

>>4576
really unreliable and you are much more likely to just get super sick and be in tons of pain than to actually die. I probably can't convince you to quit being suicidal given that I don't know anything about your motives, but please at least choose a better method. You can always doll yourself up before going in a different way

Anonymous 4578

>>4577
>You can always doll yourself up before going in a different way
Ah well i suppose you have a point, would probably look better anyway. Might spike glitter with pills or something and use that for my glamour.

Anonymous 4584

>>4576
Overdose is opposite of easiest

Anonymous 4585

Spoiler

>>3587
Aim ceases to be important if you can get ahold of a shotgun

Anonymous 4586

Thoughts on the poking your liver with a kitchen knife tactic?

Anonymous 4587

>>4584
Can't you just down a whole bottle of sleeping pills and call it a day?

Anonymous 4588

>>4584
this. most of the time you'll just vomit uncontrollably and survive

Anonymous 4594

>>3588
Thats the dumbest shit I heard all day.
I wanna kill myself because I don't even want to get out of bed most mornings, living is exhausting effort. Don't tell me to "lol but pursue ur dreams" you fucking retard

Anonymous 4596

>>4587
No, I think it's also painful as hell
It'll only probably work if your liver is that of a 60 year old I guess

Anonymous 4614

>>3975
why is sodium nitrite a meme?

Anonymous 4616

>>4588
This. I tried overdose twice and both times i just vomited for hours and the last one got me to the hospital, where they aren't really nice to suicidal people who attempt and fail.

>>3668
Considering this. I would just have to wait to be home alone… So tempting

Anonymous 4666

this thread is so upsetting to me not because le suicide bad but because how hard its made to actually get a clean, painless death
why cant voluntary euthanasia be legal? what is there to gain by keeping me alive in constant pain? and even if the problems i have end up being "temporary", why should anyone care about my motives except for myself?

Anonymous 4667

>>4666
I agree with you. I think we have to blame religion for that because we are created by GOD and killing HIS creations is disrespecting HIM!!1

Anonymous 4668

>>4667
I mean.. What if that's true though? What if there is a God, and you ARE disrespecting him?

Fun hypothetical.

Anonymous 4669

>>4668
Then he deserves to be disrespected because his creations are shit.

Anonymous 4671

>>4668
then he's a fucking narcicist

Anonymous 4675

>>4668
even if a god is real and created us, there is no reason to really worship it. big deal!



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