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Do not respond to maleposters. See Rule 7.
Please read the rules! Last update: 04/27/2021

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Anonymous Admin 13268[Reply]

If you've tried to contact me in the past and didn't get a response, please try again.
I updated the contact information on the Rules & FAQ pages.



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Comments & Complaints Pt. 4 Anonymous 12739[Reply]

Complain, suggest, and generally talk about the site's current happenings here

Old Threads
>>>/meta/4 #1
>>>/meta/3347 #2
>>>/meta/9259 #3
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Anonymous 13287

Gore on /b/

Anonymous 13299

>>13280
Agreed Jesus fucking christ shut him up

Anonymous 13311

please ban the spamming anime personalityfag

Anonymous 13312

>>13299
>>13311
i like their posts

Anonymous 13313

[GetItTwisted] Pan…

What people don't understand is that Amy already transferred ownership to me.

A week ago she finally contacted me on Discord to sue for peace, I told her to meet me in person. She did, and I had her perform a humiliation ritual; she thought if she did this I would leave her little website alone. chi chi chi. As she dogeza'd to me, and as I made her recite the handmaiden's code, and after I forced her to sniff my crotch rot, she became infatuated and realised it was her destiny to forever serve me. She realised then that men were gods (lower case g) and she was on this earth to praise and worship them, and so I had her give me the website. Women are such funny little playthings for us.
This website is mine, Amy isn't even at the status of sex slave, she's my waifu Stocking's personal meat toilet. That's the current status of your Queen.



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Anonymous 13283[Reply]

I suggest the rules page gets updated to include the rule “no fun allowed and you will be banned for anything that isn’t whining about lolcow or witchan”
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Anonymous 13298

>>13297
I agree, soy drinking rulecucks should go back (to Reddit that is)

Anonymous 13305

soi tards are all moids; what reason do they have to raid this site and every other altchan ever?

Anonymous 13308

This board is finally looking GOOD

Anonymous 13309

>>13305
because we're all troons

Anonymous 13310

>>13309
We know soicucks are unironic troons, it just isn’t clear what that has to do with raiding altchans



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Anonymous 12607[Reply]

A thread dedicated to bumping the CP off the front page.
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Anonymous 12907[Reply]

Admins, can you please do whatever Erischan, Plus4chan, and Leftychan do to prevent CP spam?

They get zero CP spam. We still get tons.

(Screenshot is Erischan users and admins discussing their very effective custom anti-spam measures.)

Anonymous 13012

its a semi recent vichan patch. since we use a tinyboard fork, which is upstream of vichan, it might take some effort to include it

Anonymous 13231

>>13012
how long will it take to figure it out

Anonymous 13264

Are you sure it isn't some police officer spamming honeypot links for some reason? It's very annoying though

Anonymous 13278

it's called "media pending approval"



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crystal cafe discord Anonymous 11284[Reply]

i used to be in the crystal cafe discord years ago, but i can't find it anymore. does it still exist? i'm trying to get in contact w an old friend from there :(

Anonymous 11285

>>11284
nvm just saw that it got deleted like 4 years ago. okay:

hello [blank],
you were a teacher in brazil and moved to canada to be with your e-bf (his online handle started with a B and ended with a N, 6 letters long). i'd love to get in contact.
thanks

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Anonymous 13183

this is awesome



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Board is being flooded with moids again Anonymous 11731[Reply]

Because of the “femcel”/“radfem” girl, annoying snarky moids seem to be flooding here.
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Anonymous 11758

>Because of the “femcel”/“radfem” girl
Who?

Anonymous 12364

>>11746
There's also a necrophiliac on the board, I think the police needs to get involved

Anonymous 12367

>>12364
There's a thread to talk about the necro >>>/meta/12366 I think they're on /x/ too >>>/x/11480

>>11747
They probably meant 4Chan or 8Chan/8Kun instead of Crystal.Cafe

Anonymous 13076

They're at it again
Need to post on lolcow

Anonymous 13168

>>13076
Yeah that's why I'm mostly using lolcow now. They get banned instantly for their whining and attention seeking its hilarious



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Can someone explain context behind this one? Anonymous 13166[Reply]

Anonymous 13180

>crystal.cafe created in 2017
>r9k has something to say about it
there you go



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How to contact admin? Discord in FAQ isn’t valid Anonymous 13145[Reply]

How can you contact admin? There is a Discord username listed in the FAQ but it’s not a valid username because Discord has moved away from that structure.

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Hey, anon, looks like admin isn't here right now, but perhaps i can be your admin tonight? Come on, don't be shy, your secret will be safe with me.

Anonymous 13148

>>13145
Admin quit a long time ago, your best bet is to go to complaints and suggestions and hope for a response

Anonymous 13155

What isn’t allowed? I responded to a gender critical thread and immediately got banned and the comment didn’t post but I’m a woman so I’m super confused.

I can’t see why anything I said is bannable when I’m a TERF and read the rules and don’t see banned words. Just wanted a place where women are centered but I guess I’m too feminist for it lol



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FIX THIS PLEASE Anonymous 13069[Reply]

PLEASE FIX THIS ITS BEEN LIKE THIS FOR ME SINCE MID 2025 ITS NOW 2026
(Uk based) I CANNOT READ ANY THREAD
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Anonymous 13074

i get that you can’t change the style in catalog or rules but you can’t change the style there? this is cc ain’t nothing going to be fixed

Anonymous 13122

just change the theme or somt

Anonymous 13140

>>13069
you deserve it for being british

go bitch at your mp (they will do nothing about it)

Anonymous 13142

i was also wondering why this was happening ugh

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