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I want to only fight him. For fun. I'm 5'7 and he's 5'10 so it isn't too far off.

>>19369
Street fight where you just aim to rearrange eachothers faces or with a style? (boxing, for exmaple)

>>19370
Street fight. Always.

none because im 5'3, nearly underweight and not evil enough to beat up animals or children. if its allowed i would bully everyone and form an army of people to fight for me though.

I could definitely beat my husbando in hand-to-hand combat. He's skinny and weak, gets tired easily.

>>19374
>none because im 5'3, nearly underweight and not evil enough to beat up animals or children.
literally same, anon

>>19374
What about small weaker hostile entities like mudcrabs?

>>19377
Could you beat your husbando in a street fight or could you do it in a sport tho? I genuinely think I could take out my husbando in boxing

Also who is he?

>>19380
>>19374
Me too lmfaoo, maybe we can gang up on someone to take them out. I kinda wanna beat this mans ass, he is a demon and all but I think I could beat him in spirit

>>19392
If four of us are kind of average height and weight we could form a gang and take down most anime characters

>>19368
Eevee evolutions have elemental powers though? No human on Earth could beat one.

>>19410
Oh, they're pretty strong alright. I think they're even viable in competitive play.
Eevee would probably be the only one in the family that a human could beat.

>>19415
>>19410
OP here. If you give me a broom and some proper heavy doc martens boots, I could likely take out eevee, leafeon, and possibly umbreon. I dont think I can take jolteon or fire bitch.

I've also given it some thought and I could reasonably smoosh lapunny and poochyena

>>19416
We could beat most small normal-type pokémon tbh.

>>19368
Pretty sure Hooni from Suicide Boy but I don't want to hurt him.