>>30754Japanese man gets arrested for stealing 1,001 bundles of rice from the emperor, starts playing around during his mugshot because he's secretly a famous model/idol known as Harasuki Modanshi but his real name is Toshio Yamada, a humble 7/11 worker just trying to make enough yen to pay for his mother's dental treatment (she's a business woman and also his modeling/idoling manager who drinks way too much energy drinks, and it has rotted her teeth)