showerthoughts Anonymous 11307
Showerthoughts thread, post any random things you're thinking about
I remembered the existence of the Nickelodeon straight to TV Fred movie the other day, it used to get advertised a lot. I still don't know who Fred is.
Quitting this imageboard/a couple websites. I pretty much have no social media so I tend to come here a lot. I'd like to do it less and less than stop soon to focus more on studying for a possible master's degree.
good luck anon!! I think it's good you want to focus on education. Remember we're always here if you need to vent anonymously though <3
I wish crystal.cafe was more active. It's so cozy here, from the layout to the users. Just dead as heck.
I think I'll try and advertise this place in the lowkey way suggested in one of the meta threads.
Wish me luck!
i was talking to a friend who works in the industry and i was so impressed. come to found out she got so far up by smartly escorting herself / other girls and having sex with powerful men to the point of getting them to want to marry her.
im sad. if i want to be in the music industry do i have to do this shit?
Good luck, anon!>>11630>im sad. if i want to be in the music industry do i have to do this shit?
You need to ask other people in the industry to find out but I doubt that. I am sure it's a shitty industry but I don't think everyone had to ~sell their souls~ to get where they are. And the escorting thing.. if you're willing to do that for fame it says a lot about your moral standards. Also the fact she also made other
women do it too is not only disgusting but also illegal iirc.
A friend introduced me and I'm glad that it's slower. Any website that's quick to update with content has an angrier userbase generally, so i'm cool with chill people taking it easy. Good luck with your advertising, anon.
have you seen the in-fighting and complaining here? most people here are already angry especially because of the origin site of almost everybody here.
There's hardly any infighting tbh. and any drama usually dies out within hours
Well, let's hope those remain thoughts, then
It would be unjust to a lot of people
can't tell if i'm lazy or depressed.
i'm on spring break, and determined to be productive. shit is going to get DONE.
If you kill a murderer, the number of murderers in the world stays the same.
I should be studying.
I have too many pictures and I know I'm not gonna use all of them, I don't know why I still download them.
Or even more.
Had to think about Death Note.
All the old paintings on the tombs, they do the sand dance. Don't you know? If they move too quick they're falling down like a domino. All the bazaar men by the Nile, they got the money on a bet… Gold crocodiles. They snap their teeth on your cigarette.
Were you watching Jojo recently? That song got stuck in my head, too.
Sometimes I fear some shit I say will end up being IRL foreshadowing, especially when I say bad stuff
I had a really cool idea for a time travelling "explanation" to use in fiction, but I don't write sci-fi (and haven't read much of it either). I don't want to explain it to anyone because I want to use it myself, but it's nearly impossible. It's bugging me a lot.
Publish an incredibly short story using it, license it and hope someone buys it.
Fucking same, I even try and avoid thinking and saying certian things to try not to jinx it
I just want to wish my fellow miners a happy Easter. Hope you are all eating yummy things.
Diabetes kinda sounds like a name a Greek god would have
If the fertilized egg of identical twins didn't split, who of those two would have been born? Or would it be an entirely different person?
I have no idea if that's true but it's common for pregnant women to have twins until they start fusing again. A lot of twins have a right handed child and a left handed child, and supposedly if you see someone who's left handed they most likely absorbed their twin in the womb (could also be the case for right handed people though). There's the case of a little girl in India who had 2 healthy arms and 2 fucked up ones, same for the legs, and it was because she didn't fully absorbed her twin sister in the womb when the mother was pregnant. I've been told there are other similar cases and sometimes it's pretty gorey. So I guess maybe they wouldn't be a different person but there just would be only one of the potential twins? Who knows.
>>13701>and supposedly if you see someone who's left handed they most likely absorbed their twin in the womb
One of the stupidest things Ive ever heard.
Damn I wish I were you>>13701
Oh God I regret having read that. This seriously freaked me out, anon, put a damn spoiler next time>>13714
I agree. Here's an even dumber theory: what if the monozygotic twins develop different main hands just like they develop different personalities, because of their drive to distiguish themselves as individuals. If they do that at all
Identical twin here. >>13699
That'd be an entirely different person with roughly the same genetics.>>13715
No. First of all, the claim that all sets of identical twins have a left handed twin and a right handed twin is false. Most identical twins have the same dominant hands because they are developed side by side. Mirror imaged identical twins are different because they are developed facing each other, hence why they have opposite dominant hands. A lot of other stuff is flipped, too - for example, my dental records are similar to my twin's, but flipped (I'm a mirror imaged twin) . It's not a choice (well, I suppose if there was one twin that want to distinguish themselves better that they could try being left handed, but I doubt that's common. There are much easier ways of achieving that goal, anyway).
Samefag as >>13716
In that case the egg was already split, though so they were two separate entities - it's just one became absorbed.
Do y’all ever think this while showering? What it would be like to teleport from shower to shower to experience other cool showers?
Samefag don’t mind me I’m high kek
Why do you oldies sage when samefagging?
Guns are the upgraded versions of bow&arrows.
Boy I wish I could stay in a hotel but work.
I really do love C.C.
My posts are never cool enough to warrant attention (i guess) but seeing anons interact here warms my heart. There's rarely any baiting (and if it does exist, it's normally done in a humorous way or at LEAST you can tell by reading that the baiter isn't trying to be malicious), the layout is super cozy, I adore the banners………………this place is just lovely.
I WISH the KPOP thread was more active though. And the site in general. Ha.
Oh I wish it was more active too, anon. We need more cute banners <3
>internet connection so slow rabb.it lags
it was fun while it lasted
i thought of these little things today and yesterday while riding my bike
>wasted my day again frozen taquitoville
>olive garden: when you're here you're famiglia famous pizza restaurant
>big boobs; rip tubes
never gonna understand why people who can't afford kids have kids. wish we had more restrictions on who could and could not have children.
Holy crackers, anon. What's got you thinking like that?
Not that anon but I feel the same way just from experience. There are way too many shitty parents out there.
>>17110>rich people can't be shitty parents
Again, what the hell?
Fuck i hate this match wtf
Today's showerthought: Holy shit, I think so rapidly, it's exhausting. I usually drown out all my "extra" thoughts with music/podcasts/TV so without any external stimulation my mind goes haywire.
It sounds like you live a very manic life. What happens when you "go haywire"?
They can, but theoretically they have less to fuck up.
So, because of that we should very slowly genocide the poor. Sounds like a good way to raise up a generation of deceptive, greedy people.
Not so manic, just anxious! "Haywire" just means having lots of thoughts in succession and not much mental peace.
Have you been like this for a long time?
Today while vacuuming i realised that before vacuums were invented there were no carpets only rugs because it would be impossible to clean a carpet without a vacuum. Of course this is completely logical but I just never thought of it like that (that happens to me often)
cc makes me paranoid
i'll scroll through the threads in /feels/ and half of those 'reee no bf' posts or where they're whining about the most generic relationship shit makes me think men are just larping as women
especially after that incident with maev and steve (the guy behind steve was well…male)
it makes me a bit angry that there could possibly be men stealthing this chan
>>17203>> maev and steve
Fill me in?
the 'name my oc' thread
i know the creator of the thread is female ( aka me lol ) but the person that took the story over was a guy :/ all their posts were deleted but just 1 remained where they fessed up
also i guess 'incident' was a strong word to use.
Stop fearmongering. If that is true cc would be way more active, we don't have many people here because the men who bait / out themselves were permabanned
possibly? more like they're probably a third of the userbase. But if you can't tell then it really doesn't matter
search the catalog friendo>>17211
it does matter anon
guys who would larp as females are usually unsavory :// also i just don't want them here
why would they feel the need to post HERE when literally every other chan exists
makes my skin crawl >>17208
i'm just stating my opinions
just realized i've always stayed up late in a futile attempt to keep the next day from coming
>>17203>whining about most generic relationship shit
Women can't do this, apparently?
Imo, the worst aspect about marijuana is that it can make boring things fun.
i tried taking a good bath today but i didn't relax at all.. i don't know why i keep insisting on taking baths and thinking they're going to make me feel ~relaxed~ this time when they never do. i keep worrying about having to get up and that my tummy is fat because i look straight at it. am i the only? shower master race.
Don't you have bubbles in your bath, anon?
Take BUBBLE BATHS. Use bath milk or something. Lavender smell is good and relaxing. Light a candle for max comfy and relaxation. If you can focus well enough, maybe read a book or magazine as well.
Watching FMA:B for the first time, Arakawa seems like an extremely interesting person to me. Grew up on a farm, draws manga, has clearly done a ton of research about historical alchemy for FMA and has a big family (three kids). Sounds like she's living the good life.
FMA:B is a masterpiece. I hope you enjoy the shit out of it. I haven't watched the live action yet because I know its terrible but Dean Fujioka as Roy Mustang makes me moist
Watched Hereditary. Thought the main girl-actress was wearing a mask . But was I SURPRISED to learn not only is that her real face (poor girl tbh ) but that she also played Matilda in the theater.
I am too a victim of anime picture hoarding.
I want to thank you for posting that lovely anime picture. The snowman by her side is a wonderful artistic touch
i as well am collector anon, i guess it just cant be heleped.
i have been trying to periodically go through my fotos and clean out the less than perf. ones…but still i have so many.
they just make me comfi i guess and i like looking at them wen im sad.
/cute is just my absolute fav i suppose.
mabey we can make a random /cute thread and share em!
Why aren't mods called baristas here?
this is pretty heckin cute idea tbh…. ^^^°^^^^°^^^
just found out about this. Only reading about it doesn't hardly make sense, but take it from me. I'm very much a tomboy, almost my entire wardrobe is men's clothes. But every once in a few blue moons I dress all-out girly and then usually masturbate. Something about feeling so feminine, dressing so different from normal really turns me on. It practically feels like I'm cross-dressing, except I'm not a guy.
do you know what redundant means?
Fuck, I used to be the same when I dressed in men's clothing all the time. And even now that I'm pretty feminine in presentation, I find that doing heavier makeup and wearing provocative clothing (mini skirts and tight shit) has the same effect.
I always just assumed I was a narc lol. Because I'm definitely dtf myself.>inb4 we get called troons
No! I'm just self-centered!
when i was younger i looked down on SoL and the like ( because they were utterly boring sludge & utter moeshit ) but since i'm older and pretty much friendless these are the series i seek out for . . . escapist purposes
i absolutely do wish my middle school and high school experiences hadn't been so uncomfortable and stifling. i'd give a lot to go back but be around a different set of people so i could have fun, but, eh.
Hitoribocchi no ○○ Seikatsu is the sauce for pic
People complain that anime is becoming mainstream but I think it's a good thing - this way I'm a bit closer to being a "normie" without much effort.
I just found the world's cutest billionaire. Um, like hi.
One of my friend's posed the question last night "would you want a clone that instantly diverges from you and has all the same memories and experiences as you up until the point they diverge" and of course we all said no.
Then I realised it would be impossible to figure out who was the clone and who was the original, and I know for a fact I wouldn't want to step out of my own life and give that up so I'd probably just have to fight them to the death.
My other friend said if that happened he'd happily step out of his own life and start a new one because "none of his friends or family would be hurt by it or know the difference" which I thought was weird of him.
If there was a clone like this, I would train it as my personal slave and send it to work lmao.
That is extremely rude. I would absolutely clone myself and she would be my best friend, and we would solve crimes together.
I'd fuck my clone.
And because she'd remember typing this she'd be down.
op here, I think it'd be super interesting to have a clone of yourself that's born after you. Essentially watching yourself grow up before your eyes. I know the clone would probably turn out at least a little different cos nature vs nurture and all that but it'd be fun to watch. I wouldn't wanna raise a clone tho cos fuck parenthood
plus you could use her for an organ transplant donor if needed
It'd be interesting to see yourself from an outside perspective to see how you truly look. I'd hope it would be a pleasant surprise tho
I read somewhere they do research on how to clone individual organs but I don't remember much.
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Is attraction to men who look or dress like women a form of homosexuality? Is this a gateway to lesbianism? Am I going to start dawdling about the purity of Carmilla's love and rallying against Christian cake shops?
It's a complex subject with no simple answer.
I like the answer that any attraction to gender noncomformity/trans/crossdressing is different degrees of bisexual.
I’d say no because you know the BENIS is hidden away somewhere. Crouching benis, hidden dragon.
my chicken soup is way too spicy but i have to eat it all
someone next door is like…barking like a dog
lmao if they do it again record it and post it pls
tomorrow. i am walking to a market that's about 15 minutes away and buying snacks.
be safe in your journey, comrade
I wish I could have your courage…
why do i play with my tits so much>>52603>courage
do you live in a bad part of your country or something >>52556
bought hot buffs and brownies >>52554
"Diarrhea" sounds kinda cool if you think about it. I would totally name my daughter a "Diarrhea" If it wasn't about wet shit bursting from your asshole.
A friend and I used to joke about how the word "diarrhea" sounded like the name of some majestic mythical creature, lol.
I heard a story about two parents from a non-English speaking country who called their daughter the most beautiful sounding word in English that they could find. Diarrhoea.
sometimes I think about what if I just disappeared one day? would my friends care?
>>52686>do you live in a bad part of your country or something
Nope. Just general anxiety with agyrophobia (fear of crossing roads) unfortunately.
>get cotton swab
>dip end in hydrogen peroxide
>put end in ear
>hear the fizzing and crackling
>swivel around, get the wax
>pull out swab
>put the dry end of the swab in
>dry up the wetness
you guys don't even know
I'm afraid of putting swabs in my ears.
Too many stories of people injuring their eardrums.
took a shower and i feel so much cleaner.
i really want to staple myself omfg…the only thing stopping me is lack of stapler
Yep, still fat.
You shouldn't be so hard on yourself.
I'll bet you're beautiful <3
sleep is dumb as hell man i don't like having to do it. if it were a choice that would cash but it ain't and so i suffer
A birth certificate isn't just about a piece of paper. Its the experiences you felt in life. The impression on you leave on the people and the world.
what? are you retarded?
a birth certificate is just an offical document verifying when you were born, it has no metaphorical meaning beyond that??? People live alternate lives under different names or are born in war torn countries and never get birth certificates, they are remembered purely as the impression they leave and these identities.
I was making fun of instagramhoes #WOKE
i know i literally just posted about this manga in a separate thread, but i'm unsure if i could say this anywhere else on the web without getting bullied so:
i love that chainsaw man has a femboy that deviates from standard femboy/trap tropes (e.g. being super plucky/hyper/positive or having a generic boring girl personality) and i also love the weird platonic relationship between two of the leads, denji and power.
if you're reading this and you ship them, that's great: but i adore relationships that are super close, but not necessarily romantic/sexual, and it's super surprising to see this in a shonen manga between a hot girl and a hot boy. they're just…really good friends, and it's neat. wish i had a friend to bathe with and cuddle.
>>68510Did you also got upset when power dies, the second time? She dies so screen too, that's so messed up.
I can't wait for more chainsaw man I love that series.
>>68511yes! it would've made me tear up but, i spent all my tears on aki & angel's deaths. i hope she's brought back somehow…along with everyone else, really. it's just too fucked to me that everyone dies and denji has to be unhappy.
i love it too, anon. i managed to binge the whole thing over a span of two days, which hasn't happened in a while.
I used to think moids were evil and I am right,but my thought went towards a more uncomfortable when I realized that evil is the default state for most people regardless of sex or gender
I tried to get a boyfriend and saw that moids are horrid,but then I tried to make friends and realized most women are also horrible . So that means that most people are horrible .
If you ever meet someone truly decent ,dont let go of that person . I did once and I will never stop regretting it.
Same. I wish it wasn't so slow, especially during these lockdown times
I feel the same way. I realized this when I was sixteen and got my first job at a fast food place where both customers and coworkers treated me horribly. Then as I grew up and I realized not everyone was going to be as kind and accepting as my school teachers. It's also an even more difficult and uncomfortable idea to accept when you don't have any family to fall back on for that selfless kindness and warmth that you crave.
I don't really hate men and I shouldn't let my past bad experiences embitter me. With that said, I should still keep whatever lessons I've learned from past relationships but I don't want to be too reserved if the next guy comes along. I want to feel loved just as I want to show him how much I do, too, in a very pure way.
i am a fujo and i sometimes feel bad for loving the slender, femme uke x buff, masculine seme trope so much
my town is shitty but it's the only town I can find in the world that has the same name, so it's kind of interesting. You can find tons of Parises and Berlins and Londons but only one of my shitty town's name.
Embrace the degeneracy, anon.
Is reading incest fanfic normal?
No, but what are your favorites? Asking for a friend.
it probably isn't "normal" but it isn't morally wrong
Yes? Why not? People read about all sorts of depraved things.
I still think about the time I was sneaking glances at attractive guy who was smoking and when he found out, he blew smoke into my face.
I read a book in the park and like 50 meters from me a cute guy did the same and I'm pretty sure he looked at me once. Hahahaha.
Kaii to Otome to K…
I think I'm done with listening to male artists.
I don't think I am as touch starved as I was 3 years ago. I am starting to better cope with being alone. It still is hard, and I still want to be held and adored, but I will wait. I dont hate men, but because I have never been with one the whole prospect of dating someone scares me, but I hope it will go well once when it happens. Also I can't believe there is 37 grams of sugar in a single icecream cookie. I ate half of one today and I had to take breaks because it was so sugary. Then I looked at the wrapper and it was 37 grams I almost vomited. I have the rest in my freezer but I might save it for something else. I also really want it to rain, this heat is killing me. Maybe the reason as to why I am not lonely is because I am starting to put more attention on other things, the icecream sandwich thing really bothered me.
BUSTIN OUT AN EXTR…
I wish I knew how to dress up in a cute way without being frumpy. I feel like in order for me to dress up in a way that compliments my body I have to wear tight clothing. Most tight clothes make me feel overwhelmed and exposed. I just wanna wear stupid cute sweaters and long sleeved shirts that are soft and light.
i love that cat pic and i relate 100000%. i look crazy dumpy, not even just frumpy, when not in tight clothes but tight clothes are so awful.
It's terrible! I wish I could dress all cutesy and comfy but I will just end up looking like a fridge kek, I'm still looking for ways to deal with this, but my options are just so limited it's not fair :(