Moid Copium Anonymous 130480
Post funniest moid copes in this thread, whatever it may be about
t. micropenis moid
The male penis is irrelevant anyway. Autistic males are so repulsive they could have an 8 inch dick and it wouldn’t matter because no woman would want to be around them for more than 5 seconds, let alone see them naked.
I wonder who even invent the concept of a bigger penis being better for sex
It doesn't make any sense
I'd like to hear his reasoning.
bigger is better up to a point. it feels more full. too big is just painful while too small feels like nothing
That lizard on the right has boobs
Maybe the lizards help him forget about his tiny penis. Like most have comparable length flaccid.
I just noticed the lizard on the right has tits
Looks like wooden statues at some tourist trap.
We need more women like you in the world.
Delightfully devilish, absolute chadette, oozing with impish energy.
Having a micropenis must suck. It's a dealbreaker for a huge majority of women (and gay men). There's no surgery or fitness regimen out there that would help you have a bigger one. You're relegated to fetish and kink communities and hyperspecific dating sites where you announce the status of your genitalia in the hopes some woman will tolerate your micropenis.
even if your life isn't about sex, there's going to be a lot of people who will be disappointed when you drop your pants.
>just dont make your life about sex.
One of the original and longest lasting moid copes. A sexually reproducing organism having to convince himself that the sexual act is something he's above in order to save his ego the pain of realizing he's not good enough. Classic, goes all the way back to ancient times.
The same goes for women though. Never heard about nuns?
I was particularly referencing laypeople. People of religious bent are a different matter entirely.
>>131886>Small breasts are great, serve their functions, and can potentially grow on their own later in life.
A bit sloppy to accuse someone of being a man and within the same breath sing your praise of what can only be construed as the breasts of little girls. Out
There are equally mutilating surgeries they can turn to.
>>131906>only little girls have small breasts, I know this from watching anime
Who are you quoting?
Tell me more about how the breasts of adult women grow further.
What about "growing on their own" entails pregnancy?
I assume that's what the poster meant.
You read "grow on their own" and assumed that the poster meant an external event requiring a man?
Those with missing sex organs and low sex drives exist too. Genuine disinterest is different from cope.
Dang if it's 1% of the globe population… That's a lot of people
Yes, problem? It's not a hard procedure to make a moid cum in you anyway
Glad you've understood why you're wrong then.
You must be mentally ill.
Breasts never "grow on their own". They grow, always, in response
to a number of things.
Those things entail hormones, and hormones fluctuations that lead to breast growth can happen as a result of:
-birth control pills (and a number of other medications)
-the monthly menstrual cycle
-lifestyle changes, especially in diet and exercise levels
Saying "grow on their own" is something that doesn't exist in reality, but i'll let it pass because men talk out of their ass on a regular basis anyways.
oh and menopause can also lead to breast size increase, add that to "on their own" list!
>>131926>Saying "grow on their own" is something that doesn't exist in reality
Sounds like an issue you should take up with >>131886 then. >>131927
I had completely forgotten about weight gain. You'll have to accept my formal apology.
menopause is a hormonal change in of itself, woman connoisseur lmao
LOL typical male we have there. the less they know, the more they want to explain. the topic of the day is "women's bodies", which means it's the thing he knows the less about…?
The entirety of the dadbod trend in the 2010s.
Pathetic.>>131871>A sexually reproducing organism having to convince himself that the sexual act is something he's above in order to save his ego the pain of realizing he's not good enough.
Explain pic related, and all other monks.
You smell like shit, Anon. Did you wipe your ass properly today?
>>131871>when you try so hard to own the moids you end up embracing their extremely shallow worldview
Seek help if you aren't a moid yourself
Smells like scrote in here
NTA, but it is simply using their own logic against them to point out their hypocrisy and that their beliefs and hatred of women is largely projection out of insecurity.
Those dots don't connect.
It's not "Using their logic against them" when they are explicitly refusing the logic.
weird that men on imageboards apparently just love scat so much they have to save it to their computer, look at it a shit-ton (kek), find the right pic of a guy's hairy asshole letting out a gnarly load, then come post it here. pretty laborious for people who claim to be totally not gay. sounds pretty fuckin' gay if you ask me
at least this moid admits "men age like fine wine" is moid copium
What anime is this from already !
but the kids dying of hypothermia because genius wants to be off the national powergrid and price gouge for $1800 per kWh (vs 11 cents pre emergency) can't be used as a political football the way "babies" can, so already alive kids can die in droves from his actions and it's fine. terrible person.