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Anonymous 137133
>barges in
>grabs your bf and says he's her bf now
wat do
Anonymous 137134
I dont see why we all cant be best friends
Anonymous 137136
>>137133wasn't this thread posted already a few months ago…
Anonymous 137137
nothing. depending on how my bf reacts, he will remain my bf or not
Anonymous 137139
That lady looks awfully familiar
Anonymous 137140
>>137133>wat doDonate your boyfriend to science
If you can't have him nobody can
Anonymous 137144
Beat her ass legally for touching my boyfriend without his consent.
Anonymous 137145
Be sad she didn't choose me instead
Anonymous 137152
__raiden_shogun_an…
>>137133>grab her other arm and say that she is MY gf now, thus beginning the uncuckqueaning process and asserting myself as the alpha female of this gym>begin an intense homoerotic training program at her house after leaving my bf to his place (so as to not see me being hurt) that eventually leads to insane amounts of lesbian lovemaking and a myriad of mutual orgasms after an hour or so>one day after said lesbian lovemaking, assert dominance everyday as the alpha female by slapping her ass as a greet, and blow her kisses directed at her lips and coochie as a reminder who's boss in this gymNo lesbo tho, our vajayjays never touched, so that means it's not lesbian, right girls?
Anonymous 137163
really don't worry…
>>137133i'd be very confused why she'd want him. i don't even want him.
he was single before me for 10 years. it's not hard to see why.
i'd grab the popcorn and watch how fast it'd take her to get sick of his shit.
Anonymous 137171
The only way to settle this is to see who the raccoon goes towards first.
Anonymous 137172
unironically stab her, maybe my boyfriend too if he betrays me. In that case I'd then cut my carotid artery open and bleed out with thr same blade lathered in both of their blood.
>>137136Yeah people here are unoriginal
Anonymous 137173
>>137133no amount of lifting will matter when i shoot her
Anonymous 137178
Tell her she's my GF now and that she can have the shitty moid.
Anonymous 137180
nothing he will beat her up himself
Anonymous 137181
then i'd probably tell him too bad she didn't pick me instead bc i like big moosle woman
Anonymous 137186
Wow she's pretty call poison control this thread is toxic :v
Anonymous 137205
Vibrate my crystals at her
Anonymous 137206
This is why I don't have bfs.
Anonymous 137209
Bend over, spread my buttcheeks and fart as loud as I can
Anonymous 137223
i don't know why i was in deep thought over this.. what WOULD i do
Anonymous 137226
>>137172I wish I was as cool as you.. I'd probably go home and cry in the shower.
Anonymous 137276
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>>137133>Sorry Stacy but this is real life, the chadette gets the raccoon Anonymous 137277
>>137276What steroids would one need to take to achieve this, asking for myself (I have no friends)
Anonymous 137279
>>137277I think this might be photoshoped but I think the original was natty
Anonymous 137310
it should've been me not him
Anonymous 137412
>>137133If he goes with her then I don't want him, she can have him if that's what he wants. I'd feel shitty about myself and about the relationship I just lost after all those years but I don't want a disloyal bf that would drop me for another woman because of superficial reasons, so what ever happens I'd reconcile with it. Anyways what could I actually do? Nothing
>>137223>i don't know why i was in deep thought over this..It's because there would be nothing you could do
>what WOULD i doNothing. Absolutely nothing
Anonymous 137439
>>137412You would do nothing? Even if he looked at you with fearful pleading eyes and shouted something like "Help me! Don't let her take me!"?
Anonymous 137440
>>137277This looks to be the upper limits of natty.
Anonymous 137442
>>137439Well if he wasn't wilfully going and she was actually stronger than him then I'd beat the bitch with a bat or something. I'd get my ass kicked otherwise. Obviously i wouldn't have anything on me at the time so I'd have to follow her to see where she takes him then come back
That or call the police but somehow I don't think they would believe me that some woman womanhandled my boyfriend and kidnaped him. When has that ever happened? They might not take it seriously
Anonymous 137472
>>137442It happens daily. I was just at the library and a wild Stacy stole my bf and carried him to a cave.
Anonymous 137506
__hakurei_reimu_an…
>>137472NTA, but lmao, I bet all of that happened like in a silent film.
>"Ah, what a beautiful day to spend this quiet evening in the stone library with my boyfriend!" said Nona>But suddenly, a tall, attractive woman with copper hair appears! Who is she?>"Nona, haha. Where did you find this one? (talking about Nona's moid)">Guess they both know each other, huh?>"Oh, somewhere in town haha. Thanks for joining us tonight Stacy.">Stacy, having gazed at Nona's moid thoroughly, gives a very mischievous grin out of sudden!>"Nona: I really, really, really like this cute boy."> *BONK* >In an instant, out of nowhere, the local Stacy hits Nona in the middle of her head with a small but heavy club that came from an unknown place, making Nona black out!>A bit of time passes, and the local stone librarian wakes up Nona, telling her the tragedy that her personal moid has been kidnapped and is now trapped at Stacy's cave!>Oh noes! What is Nona going to do?! Find out in next week's episode of "A Nona's (Prehistoric) Life"!>THE END
