/b/ - Random

I dont see why we all cant be best friends

>>137133
wasn't this thread posted already a few months ago…

nothing. depending on how my bf reacts, he will remain my bf or not

That lady looks awfully familiar

>>137133
>wat do
Donate your boyfriend to science
If you can't have him nobody can

Beat her ass legally for touching my boyfriend without his consent.

What was that, bitch?

>>137133
>grab her other arm and say that she is MY gf now, thus beginning the uncuckqueaning process and asserting myself as the alpha female of this gym
>begin an intense homoerotic training program at her house after leaving my bf to his place (so as to not see me being hurt) that eventually leads to insane amounts of lesbian lovemaking and a myriad of mutual orgasms after an hour or so
>one day after said lesbian lovemaking, assert dominance everyday as the alpha female by slapping her ass as a greet, and blow her kisses directed at her lips and coochie as a reminder who's boss in this gym
No lesbo tho, our vajayjays never touched, so that means it's not lesbian, right girls?

>>137133

i'd be very confused why she'd want him. i don't even want him.

he was single before me for 10 years. it's not hard to see why.

i'd grab the popcorn and watch how fast it'd take her to get sick of his shit.

The only way to settle this is to see who the raccoon goes towards first.

unironically stab her, maybe my boyfriend too if he betrays me. In that case I'd then cut my carotid artery open and bleed out with thr same blade lathered in both of their blood.
>>137136
Yeah people here are unoriginal

>>137133
no amount of lifting will matter when i shoot her

Tell her she's my GF now and that she can have the shitty moid.

Wow she's pretty call poison control this thread is toxic :v

>>137152
Gross.

Vibrate my crystals at her

This is why I don't have bfs.

>>137133
Ugly roids muscles.

Bend over, spread my buttcheeks and fart as loud as I can

i don't know why i was in deep thought over this.. what WOULD i do

>>137172
I wish I was as cool as you.. I'd probably go home and cry in the shower.

>>137276
What steroids would one need to take to achieve this, asking for myself (I have no friends)

>>137277
I think this might be photoshoped but I think the original was natty

it should've been me not him

>>137133
If he goes with her then I don't want him, she can have him if that's what he wants. I'd feel shitty about myself and about the relationship I just lost after all those years but I don't want a disloyal bf that would drop me for another woman because of superficial reasons, so what ever happens I'd reconcile with it. Anyways what could I actually do? Nothing

>>137223
>i don't know why i was in deep thought over this..
It's because there would be nothing you could do
>what WOULD i do
Nothing. Absolutely nothing

>>137412
You would do nothing? Even if he looked at you with fearful pleading eyes and shouted something like "Help me! Don't let her take me!"?

>>137277
This looks to be the upper limits of natty.

>>137439
Well if he wasn't wilfully going and she was actually stronger than him then I'd beat the bitch with a bat or something. I'd get my ass kicked otherwise. Obviously i wouldn't have anything on me at the time so I'd have to follow her to see where she takes him then come back
That or call the police but somehow I don't think they would believe me that some woman womanhandled my boyfriend and kidnaped him. When has that ever happened? They might not take it seriously

>>137442
It happens daily. I was just at the library and a wild Stacy stole my bf and carried him to a cave.

>>137472
NTA, but lmao, I bet all of that happened like in a silent film.
>"Ah, what a beautiful day to spend this quiet evening in the stone library with my boyfriend!" said Nona
>But suddenly, a tall, attractive woman with copper hair appears! Who is she?
>"Nona, haha. Where did you find this one? (talking about Nona's moid)"
>Guess they both know each other, huh?
>"Oh, somewhere in town haha. Thanks for joining us tonight Stacy."
>Stacy, having gazed at Nona's moid thoroughly, gives a very mischievous grin out of sudden!
>"Nona: I really, really, really like this cute boy."
> *BONK*
>In an instant, out of nowhere, the local Stacy hits Nona in the middle of her head with a small but heavy club that came from an unknown place, making Nona black out!
>A bit of time passes, and the local stone librarian wakes up Nona, telling her the tragedy that her personal moid has been kidnapped and is now trapped at Stacy's cave!
>Oh noes! What is Nona going to do?! Find out in next week's episode of "A Nona's (Prehistoric) Life"!
>THE END

>>137506
would watch

>>137277
Anavar

>>137137
Cuck mentality

>>137152
>who's boss in this gym
IS THAT A GACHIMUCHI REFERENCE???

cool. she can have him and i can get another bf. shes stuck with someone whos fickle while i can upgrade him

>>137133
My boobs are bigger. She'd get intimidated and become my beta follower.

if he goes with her, she can take it

Kill the boyfriend to free both of us from oppression and wake up from this wretched nightmare.

Mammal females are generally fine with sharing a male, its just biology.

>>309272
>Mammal females are generally fine with sharing a male, its just biology.

Explain

>>309272
fuck off troon

>>309273
It's simple, really. Women only want the best gene for their offspring. The natural conclusion is for us to keep the top 10% of males around to be our pets / sperm supply while the remaining 90% of males are forced to perform back-breaking work in factories until their garbage DNA dies with them.

That's what science says, not me.

>>309273
Have you never watched national geographic channel? Behind the cultural and societal constrains, humans tend to have similar dynamics as other mammals, you can even observe them within this thread.

>>309284
>>309283
gross troons

>>309285
yup
incels are the primary demographic obsessed with the genetic determinism meme

>>309272
>>309283
Our species is monogamous coombrains

>>309272
>>309284
>>309283
>It's just le naturale! How can you be so closeminded?
Primates are our closest cousins, maybe we should get a closer view of what back to monke entails?
Chimps are known to kill infants when they become the new dominant male. In fact in primates infanticide is relatively common. So is jealous mate guarding behavior. And murder. And rape. And war. Oh and the old gross boomers kick the young males out of the group to reduce competition. So say hello to extreme age gaps. Our cousins and even distant relatives can be pretty terrible.
Though, to make up for it, we can all eat lice off each other for protein. And get to sleep for 11 hours a day.

It's almost as if the thing feminists are trying to avoid is pre-modern social contract monke world that existed pretty much up until the 1800ish (but really later). The thing you're advocating for.

>>137137
>>309255
Best answers. If he goes willingly, then through his own choices he's outed himself as shit and not worth it. Dodged a bullet.

>>309294
>It's almost as if the thing feminists are trying to avoid is pre-modern social contract monke world that existed pretty much up until the 1800ish (but really later).
Honestly, this is why I hate a lot of incel rhetoric. They're so desperate to explain why they can't find a relationship (usually simplified to just sex in their minds, which is one of the reasons incidentally) that they lean on stats they don't understand and science they barely seem to grasp in relation to their own species. It reduces every person to mindless Decartes meat automata at the mercy of the basest parts of their biology. In their rush to explain humans, they ignore or outright spit on the most defining parts of our identity and humanity. It's telling, and often shows the speaker himself to be monkeybrain, since human reality is complicated and sticking to simpler animals is easier to understand.
>Eat, fuck and die.
>Having the biggest dick means you're the best, rather than just a novelty.
>I can bang my chest just as loud as Chad. I deserve a mate, too!

The idea of higher thought or factoring in any real emotional depth doesn't occur to him. It is impossible that there is anything else to the human animal. The reality is, if someone he knows is not with him, it is because they actively chose not to be, and it's probably not because of his canthal tilt. Nature is only part of it, nurture also greatly matters. He can't seem to gather this, or it hurts his ego too much and real change is hard, so "I have bad genes" it is even if it's not the case. Muh genetics. So they're kind of right in some ways. Only around 10% of men are worth it at any given time, but only part of that is genetics.

>>309301
>Only around 10% of men are worth it
no man is worth it tbh. love this post though.

>>309301
>Only around 10% of men are worth it
Saying that still plays into incel ideology, its honestly better to just go with >>309306 and say none are.

>>309314
I don't think it does since they and I are referring to VERY different things, and with different levels of changeability. People will have different views or limits on what they find acceptable and may disagree, and that's okay.

>>309306
Hmm. It depends on what you consider "it" to be, I guess? I consider it my time in general, or any relationship at all including platonic. I apply it to everyone, the pool for men is simply more narrow as it comes with many more risks. That's just me, though.

Submit to the alpha female and accept that my bf and the bfs of all of my friends are now her rightful property.

>>309272
>>309283
I think you've been reading to much porn nona. Like sure in some animals species that's the case but humans aren't one. We're not Elephant Seals, us as a species are predominantly build for monogamy. We are meant to find a partner and living in a small close net community with said partner. We're not living in an ntr manga were gigachads emit a forum of aura that make "beta" males submit as the "beta's" girlfriend, mother and sisters all swarm the chad thanks to his superior genes. Even the concept of "Alphas" and "Betas" aren't even real things in most animals, especially wolves outside of poor conditions in captive.
I'm sorry but your gooner fantasies are just that, fantasies.