Draw yourself in mspaint Anonymous 142685
Hello fellow summer victimshttps://jspaint.app
if on mobile
I don’t look too good either. I’m in pjs.
Rotting in bed like a decomposing corpse but in a sundress
Same but in sweats and t shirt
It's not summer here where I live. I have legs and I'm wearing pants, but it's too much effort to draw it.
The virgin shampoo slave fears the chad economical buzz cut haver
I'm very glad you have legs nona. Please take good care of them.
I'm sorry but your drawing looks like an auschwitz prisoner I'm dying
I’m not blind I just wear tinted glasses because I have a complex about my eyes
summer is my least favorite season
Just like me fr…
I want to see the octopus >>142746
Cute anime girl
i cant stop laughing at this its been like 15 minutes and i cant breathe
Unironically wish I could cop your fit. Sometimes I laugh when I see myself wearing my shitty bootleg Burzum shirt paired with my pink pajama shorts from Uniqlo with hearts on it. The duality of miners, I suppose.
I did this on my phone with a stylus.
Fuck off I’m a TERF, keep perpetuating the stereotype that girls can’t like metal or cute things, whatever it was that made you assume that
kek the seething troons in the replies, seems like you're right
Probably not a tranny but still 5 replies seems excessive
Probably because the most popular and active threads on this site are pink pill and terf posting, so naturally there's gonna be a lot of women on here who absolutely DESPISE trannies at any given instance.
Good point carry on tranny haters
>t. anon seethes at anyone that is better at art than her
Thanks, nona! Here's today. I really have not drawn in a really long time, so it's been fun!
How sweeeeet! I love your ribbon
star… unicorn….childish…. how many other people like that int the worls? curios….
crystal cafe threa…
It's depressing how fat my face is compared to the rest of my body.
you look like you smell, take a shower you stinky shit
i'm sure you're fine, besides have a fat face when you are young means you will age better
here's my lil sequel, i get two days off a week so you can just imagine me rotating between these two great looks>>144464
please take care of yourself and stop drinking energy drinks
am i the only one that just hates bluetooth headphones for some reason? if the wire bugs you so much just put it under your shirt, pussy.
I usually carry phone in a backpack or a handbag, and during the warm weather days I rarely have clothes with pockets I can use for my phone
Using wired headphones in this situation is not a very comfortable thing, I’d say
Your style is so cute. Do you post your art anywhere?
I love my wired headphones. I've had these high quality ones since before wireless headphones were cool and they still work great. They have a neat zigzag pattern. I like to wrap the cord around my arm like a weird bracelet. Seems less likely to lose compared to wireless ones.
This was not drawn in ms paint
thank you! i did post on social media for a bit but got tired of it >>145534
you're right lol no idea how i missed the mspaint part. might do it properly when i get back to my computer
Took me 30 minutes to make. hoope u like it even tho it physical NOT thru computer ^.^
The hell is it supposed to be between the legs?
its the thing that makes the legs move back and forth dumbass
Why the emphasis on the body hair?
>>145569>arm hair above elbow>lots of leg hair above knee>no happy trail
Work on it.
Why not? Is there a problem? You sound like a scrote.
Noooo don't dress comfortably in your own home during the summer noo
How come you're not calling out any of the other underwear posts retard?
The beauty of the great outdoors
actually done in mspaint this time! just waiting for my ride
yipee oh yeah oh y…
scrotes itt please kys
I'm hanging out with my rat dog
Relatable except I have a rat instead of a rat-dog
Why do so many of you nonas draw yourself as teenage boys? Half of this thread and also the one with template for interests and nationality look like introverted nerdy boys with hairstyles and male clothing.
Why the fuck can't they scrote ?
>>146139>beep boop>female>short hair>does not compute
Very cute hope you had fun nona :D>>146033
Strongest crystal.cafe user>>146139
Weakest crystal.cafe tourist (possibly trans)
This. Trannies dont have drawing skills. So trannies call other trannies just because women inherently are better artists on average than moids.
short hair is more comfy and convenient than long hair, which in my experience is very tedious and itchy.
male clothes > womens clothes in terms of being made out of thick, durable fabric, not being too tight or low cut, and usually being cheaper. men's boxers are v comfy for sleeping and hanging out at home, and don't ride up your ass like regular panties tend to do.
would not be surprised if derailers are scrotes. thread was comfy until this thread got posted on r9k
why do you all look like teen boys lol
>>142745>no arms and legs
how did you draw and post this?
You know they have drawing programs that uses your eye movements,right
Everyone looks like a teen boy in their summer comfy clothes
Because woman is when you shave and have lip fillers and a boobjob and a BBL and fake nails and long hair and lets not forget the limp feminine penis of course!
i didnt mean to strike a nerve lol
You didn't, I don't even look like a tomboy myself, just pointing out how retarded you sounded, moid.
>>146758>every comment i dont like is a moid
What's wrong with that? I think it's pretty fitting the worst insult we can come up in an all female community is that you sound like a moid. So even if you were a retarded female you should still be ashamed you're moidpassing. Also, no woman thinks shorts a croptop and short hair makes you a teen boy. Are teen boys just on your mind or something?
yeah i struck a nerve didn't i
>>146762>>every comment I don't like means I struck a nerve
just ignore bait, moidposters are coming in from r9k.
the paranoia has really ruined this place, i dont even know why i bother coming here anymore
the paranoia can be annoying but your original post was dumb and definitely comes off as bait.
No fighting only mspaint doodles >>146770
And this the you girls look like boys thing was already said right before you brought it up again so it did come off as baity
it was literally just an observation and i didn't even mean anything bad by it. like 90% of the posts i make i am just being accused of being a moid tranny or dumb and some other overly defensive remarks. it just isnt fun
if it's happening in %90 of your posts maybe that's on you and you should be nicer
Maybe you're autistic so I'll spell out this social cue for you, most women would take being called a teenage boy as antagonistic
huh? well it was more a comment on the drawings anyway but i guess i'll add that to my autism diary
they definitely do come in here and psyop by larping as women. normally i just ignore bait but the amount of larps increase whenever this site gets mentioned on /r9k/. it's comfy when it dies down but otherwise it's just kind of annoying, frankly.
Np intent doesn't translate well over text, personally my autism manifests in the opposite direction I end up typing paragraphs so my message gets across the way I want it to
no problem with that part, women are statistically happier and healthier without a male partner there to murder them and their ambitions desu
Are any of them actually doing this or are their inceloid brains so lost to what women would consider an ideal man that they're doing a really shitty job at it? Cause every bf anecdote i see on here is straight up awful lol
This is retarded cope from some retarded incel. Married women are just as likely to end up spinsters and unmarried women. Moids dip the second their wife gets ill or old.
it's probably a mix, sometimes women are just overly idealistic with their partners. moid rhetoric definitely pops up every now and then though, specifically this thread which got posted on 4chin's robot board
i'm plenty nice, anyway here is my drawing
This. Modern moids have nothing to offer women anyway. They’re stingy, don’t want to provide, cannot fight, and are mentally unstable and irresponsible. Every service moids traditionally offered can be bought now and relatively cheaply. You need your lawn mowed, car fixed or plumbing done? You can just call up a moid to do it for you. You need money? You can make it yourself quite easily, just by telling moids they are worthless online. You need protection from bad moids? Get a gun or call the police. Need an orgasm? A vibrator will make you come harder than a selfish moid stabbing you with his pathetic pork sword ever could. Scrotes are so butthurt that we don’t need them anymore.
Kek, this. Every relationship post I see on this board goes something like this>my bf is addicted to camgirls and he spent our life savings on onlyfans, should I say something?>I found my bfs interracial midget loli gangbang scat folder, is this a red flag?>my bf refuses to marry me because I’m not a virgin, should I stay with him anyway?>my bf wants to bring his Asian female coworker into our relationship and make me a cuckquean, im a little bit sad about this, is it normal to feel this way or am I just being dramatic?>my bf ignores me and plays OSRS for 18 hours a day. I’m starting to feel a little bit neglected. Am I in the wrong here? >my bf mocks everything I say and calls me a stupid braindead retard every day, is this normal?
The absolute Stockholm syndrome shitshow that is female heterosexuality and liking men. Jesus Christ.
Less moid talking, more art making.
it's me again, i'll contribute as many times as i need to in order to keep the thread comfy
i hope everyone who took an actual vacation this summer knows how jealous i am, all i've done is sell produce
I buy those shirts as well. I want to buy more in different colors but I get a little bit nervous standing in the men's underwear section.
I love your doodles anon, I would like to hold your weird celery hands
Wrapped up in a blanket with an angry uterus type feel.
I'm not a troon! Why is everyone with pink bottoms accused of being a troon!?
pagan symbols are nazi crap now? lmao damn where have you been
sounds like your iq is barely above room temperature>>148254
i'll give you the benefit of the doubt, nona. these high school kiddies really suffer from black and white thinking.
Ik, they sound deranged and are probably moids shitting up the board themselves.
Anyway I got that shirt on a trip to Iceland, chile.
I was just too lazy to draw them and I'm not really good at drawing arms and legs, especially in Pain with a mouse :D
Not all nordic symbols. That isn't a sun wheel or an iron cross ffs, it is an Icelandic sigil that they slap on every tourist merch.
I can tell you are American by how much you reach. I'll make sure to slap on some more Nordic symbolism in the future to upset the likes of you.
i've lost 20lbs so far this summer but i'm still a failure woman
Succeeding woman. Well done so far!
ganbaru nona, if youve made it this far youve already passed the biggest hurdle, dont let up
you might not be one, but you drew one.
The angle of the femur crossing the hip joint in her drawing is obviously female.
I don't see a penis there. Maybe you're just horny and imagining penises everywhere nona.
>>149108>The trannies have taken nerdy women from us
I think some of these cameras are showing me a haunting
Sorry that's the best you get from phone scribbling
A really cute drawing, is the little dude on the shirt meant to be any specific character?>>149736
NTA but they really don't anon… most normies see runes and assume it's some random metalhead shit, or just think you really like skyrim or something kek.
And yes, I know things like nsbm exists and is associated with nazism and viking larping, but saying that most people automatically associate runes to that is a bit silly. Not trying to start anything , just saying that I only ever saw the rune = nazi argument on the internet, I don't think most people irl care or even think about it.
and?? women can dress like a dyke with full pcos stache and still be women because they have vaginas, tranny
Ignore the way I look like a powerpuff girl, I haven't draw since preschool.
Because the people in this thread are LARPing as though they look like men. It's like if a tranny drew themselves as a woman
Can I hire you to draw bunnies for me?
i didn't knew that having short hair and not being hyper feminine made you a xy, strange…
I like your animal crossing drawing style, so cute <3
Shit, really cool art style anon!
Quick doodle because i need to sleep >>144453
Based metal anon, we can make fun of train knees together>>144556
I like your jumpsuit, I thought it was a set of scrubs for a second >>146033
Pls post more
>>146785>complain all women want chad>go to extreme lengths to push more women into sleeping with chad>cry about it
Moids are psychotic
Scrotes will do anything to further their victim complex, cutting off your nose to spite your face is moid 101.
the eyes in this one actually scared me lol
the temperature dropped 20°c in a day and it is now full on hoodie season>>151320
mäki :) kiva tietää et tääl lurkkaa myös suomalaisii
Why is Finnish such a cute language I’m jealous
I'm out of my element, I usually draw by hand.>>144601
Love your art style.>>145993
This is really good, doesn't even look like paint.
It probably sounds better the way you're thinking it. Imagining that cat speaking Finnish to you might also make it sound more cute. As a side note, I hate sleeping with any lights, so I always love when autumn rolls around and I get to sleep in pure darkness, anyone else?
old metallica shirt i use while painting
high school gym shorts
fml my rosacea has been so bad lately…>>148205
i sit the exact same way and by the end of the day my back feels like shit yet i keep doing it lol
nta but I sit like that as well and it does suck ass. I won't stop.