/b/ - Random

>>144496
Likely all mormons. Only onea who can pass the bg check. And anyone on desk duty is likely the leath athletic and most nerdy mormon you can imagine

>>144499
I think society should be more aware of how fucking nerdy mormons can be. I don't mean in the sense that they read the Book of Mormon and refuse to do anything naughty, I mean doing actual nerd shit like playing DnD and reading fantasy novels. This is true with the youth of other 'serious' denominations too.

This could be taken lots of different ways, I leave that up to others.

>>144513
I think the point was that there are also plenty of athletic and non-geeky mormons, but they would be doing other duties.

>nerdy
>no degeneracy/coomerism
>family values
>well-dressed

Ideal bf. I'm tempted to take the Mormonpill now. Sadly there are almost none in my country.

Big doubt mormon men don't have their own flavour of skewed views about women.

>>144554
Mormons are totally fucked up behind the smiley faces. Moids and sadly women, too. I was friends with a bunch as a child, and one girl's mom hit that magic child number of like 12 all in the name of Joseph Smith and Jesus. It's sad. Don't take the mormon pill unless you're good at faking, and the moid's family is loaded.

>>144551
I mean Mormons are into some kinky shit. The sexual repression does weird stuff to the brain
>>144516
I was watching a documentary series on the dark web and this FBI agent who was going through all the content was pretty cute, nerdy but cute. Some of the younger guys are just better at all the tech stuff.
>>144499
I mean FBI agents up until last year could have technically smoked weed. Plus it only goes back 7 years. So I doubt their just a bunch of Mormons.

>>144563
>sexual repression
No such thing. This a lie to promote unhealthy sexual habits and pornography. Someone who seems 'repressed' is really just a degenerate keeping it under wraps. It is not how someone who is genuinely healthy sexually or disinterested is.

>>144569
No offense but that’s really fucking stupid.

>>144571
This. It's hard to make sense of what that poster means but all of the interpretations I can come up with are retarded.

>>144571
>>144693
ngl, "sexual repression" is exactly the line sex posi moids use to try to make women KiNkY, so >>144569 isn't totally off-base.

i'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say you _maybe_ aren't a moid who balks at any criticism of his dear porn. so, why do you think that OP is wrong?

>>144699
I heard of a guy who joined the FBI just to be able to access child porn legally.

>>144551
Mormon men are freaks. So much child labor, sexual abuse, pedophilia and polygamy goes on in their communities. I've seen Mormon girls talking about how when they turned 14-15 their name was put in the book at their church and seedy old men got to pick them for their harem like they were in a catalogue.

Every time I go on christian mingle the whole place is full of Mormon women who divorced their husbands and Mormon men who are on their 5th marriage. Wasn't Travis Alexander a Mormon too? He liked fucking Jodi in the butt and called her the three hole wonder. I hate Christian men with a passion.

Only a tranny could write a post as cringe and thirsty as OP's.

>>144785
Or a lonely fbi agent.

i dont care

>>144785
Sorry I like a man in uniform