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>>15539
It says I'm a mountain goat.

I'm a porcupine.

Porcupine

Genus and species:
Hystrix cristata

Collective Term:
A prickle of porcupines

Careers and Hobbies
Collections agent
Bureaucrat
Administrator
Politician
Reading
Painting
Movies
Gossip
Photography

Famous Porcupines
Don Rickles
Joan Rivers
Bobcat Goldthwaite


Porcupines are physically small individuals with an over-abundance of attitude. Probably due to their lack of self-esteem, they have a tendency to seek comfort by putting others down and wit, sarcasm and ridicule are the primary weapons of its oftentimes disagreeable personality. Its reputation as a backstabber is somewhat undeserved, although it has no problem with gossiping about friends and foe alike.

In defense of the porcupine's actions, its barbs are not designed to cause permanent harm. Instead, they're intended as a preemptive attack to protect its own sensitive feelings, and if anyone is wounded by its thorny words the porcupine is quick to come to its victim's aid.

Like other rodent personalities, porcupines are opportunists and are resourceful and creative in their endeavors. Adept at taking advantage of others' mistakes, they are the first to jump on the bandwagon when an opportunity arises.

With their consciously minimalist lifestyle, porcupines' financial needs are limited to the bare essentials of living and their homes are unadorned but functional.

Unambiguous loners, porcupines prefer jobs that reward individual effort and avoid manual labor or work that demands mental concentration. However, if it's lucky enough to find a job that requires a biting tongue, it performs above the call of duty.

The porcupine displays the characteristically sharp mind and opportunistic lifestyle of the rodent personalities, but unable to function successfully in social situations it is limited in its career choices. Of course, a job like postal worker, DMV employee, and IRS agent, matches its prickly personality perfectly

I'm a sheep, could also be a beaver or a dog. I think it's neither accurate nor inaccurate.
Sheep

Genus and species:
Ovis aries

Collective Term:
A flock of sheep

Careers and Hobbies
Collection Agent
Accountant
Researcher
Secretary
Assembly worker
Gardening
Basket making
Child rearing
Choir singing

Famous Sheeps
The Moral Majority
Clark Kent

>The affable and meek nature of the sheep personality evokes some derision from carnivorous, but a grudging respect from its fellow herbivores. Sheep have no real defense mechanisms other than the safety of numbers, so they huddle in the suburbs with like-minded individuals, pooling resources and raising families. They are religious creatures, seeking comfort in the collective reassurance of the church where they are quite content to be labeled as flock. When confronted by obstacles, they hate to make decisions - deferring instead to their partners or their religious leaders. While this may help the sheep maintain a superficial sense of well being, it leads to the loss of identity that typifies the sheep persona.

Mostly accurate except for the religious part.

>Their reputation for lack of vision and ambition is well deserved. Largely disinterested in politics, viewing it as time taken from work, sheep respect the law and never question authority. This leaves them susceptible to the whims of the canine personalities, who with their dominance and leadership are able to change the direction of an entire herd. Like most things in life though, sheep turn this into an advantage by utilizing the protection and guidance provided by these stronger animals.
Again, mostly accurate, but i do question certain kinds of authority.

>Physically, sheep are nondescript and uninspiring. Dressing conservatively (in wool coats), they draw as little attention to themselves as possible. Lacking the bulk and strength of larger animal personalities, they are vulnerable to predatory behavior. As a defense mechanism they utilize their strong herding instinct. Safety in numbers and the pooling of resources more than make up for the sheep's vulnerability, and they flourish accordingly.
I don't think i personally dress conservatively, unless it means casual or comfy. Otherwise accurate.

>A prime factor in their success is their ability to concentrate on resource acquisition and money-making. Preferring to let other animals perform the time-consuming jobs of philosophizing and defending the community, they quietly go about building their family.
Accurate.

>Sheep are tireless and valued workers with the ability to spend hours on monotonous tasks. Skilled at taking direction, their ability to concentrate makes them outstanding accountants, research assistants or secretaries. Theyare rarely found in leadership roles and would even turn down a promotion if it were to remove them from the safety of the herd.
Absolutely accurate.

>>15544
>a prickle of porcupines
haha

It says I'm a mole; I don't think it's very accurate. Especially the mole hobbies: "Engineering, Songwriting, Grave digger (what the hecc that's illegal), Researching, Music, Poetry, Coffeeshops, Designing". I don't like any of those and I don't see how any of that has any connection to a mole except gravedigging lol
maybe I didn't answer the questions right

>>15562
I took the test again, now I'm a mouse. that seems a bit more accurate

It says I'm a Sable

>Sable Characteristics
>Average to large size Protective Eloquent >Charming Snooty Judgemental

Hmm ok.

>Cool and confident - if not a little over-polished - sables are the most graceful of the herbivore personalities. With their outstanding physical presence and successful work ethic, they enjoy the universal admiration from colleagues and friends. Dapper in dress and noble in bearing, their tastes and lifestyle are refined and restrained and they disapprove of flashy or ostentatious behavior in any form.

On POINT tho. I hate people that show off their money. So tacky .

>Careers & Hobbies
Financier
Stockbroker
Manager
CEO
Fast cars
Team sports
Fine art
Music

Hmmmmmm.


Good test.

>>15539
mountain goat~

I'm a bat, I love that. <3

"These are intelligent, spiritual, creative individuals who use their full range of senses (other than their poor eyesight) to carefully navigate their way through life.

Bats have a habit of flitting in and out of social situations, swooping down to interact briefly with others before quickly flying off to resume their bat lives. Unassertive and aloof, they'll take flight at the first hint of a confrontation to seek comfort in their personal spaces, generally decorated in unusual but expressive ways."
>YUP.


Careers & Hobbies:
Psychiatrist
Artist
Social Worker
Archeologist
Writer
Musician
Socializing
Philosophy

> I'm a therapist so that's dope

I'm a penguin.
Penguin Characteristics
Witty, Meticulous, Intelligent, Dual-natured, Inscrutable, Self-conscious

Now you see it, now you don't. Aggressive yet gentle, outgoing but shy, stable yet flighty - everyone sees the penguin in a different way. It's that black and white thing: the penguin only reveals the side that it wants to you to see. So whether you like this darling-devil or not, you have to concede that it's a fascinating and enigmatic individual.

Penguins are birds condemned to live out their days on the ground. Unable to fly, their excess energy has no outlet save their creative talents and emotional outbursts. Penguins are poetic, artistic, and intellectually gifted, and as writers penguins have no equal. But, if unable to channel their impulses in a positive way, the resulting turmoil proves damaging to their relationships and careers.

Never Underestimate a Penguin Personality
Penguins are deceptively intelligent and are particularly animated when intellectually challenged. They excel at word games and puzzles but are modest about their abilities and are generally underestimated by others.

With their misunderstood personality, penguins find writing an ideal tool for expressing their true feelings. They have a natural aptitude for languages and penguin personalities dominate the world of publishing as writers, editors, and journalists.

The Penguin Personality's Career
With a natural aptitude for languages, penguin personalities dominate the world of publishing as writers, editors and journalists. A strong sense of drama draws them to the theater and cinema, although unlike typical bird personalities they avoid the spotlight unless they're able to hide behind the characters they play. Once on stage however, they prove to be excellent performers with their multifaceted personalities conveying the full gamut of emotions.

However, in many cases a lack of confidence affects their work. Penguins tend to give up on tasks they were otherwise capable of and are frequently disappointed with their performance. Still, work never dominates their lives and they always put their family first.

I'm a horse, I'm a fucking horse and that's it. I didn't take the test, I'm never gonna take it.
I'm a horse anyway,
I'm just a horse.

Jesus Christ, you’re like these aunts that do “what mushroom is your spirit mushroom” tests on facebook and talk only in minion smileys and post cute animals on each other’s walls.

>>42981
Majestic.

damn this is autistic

>>43103
It's kinda pure and wholesome in a cringy way

>>15539
and you like to FUCK

Owl reporting in

>>15539
>you’re a hippo

Fuck you test

For some reason it’s not letting me take the test. Maybe it’s because I’m on mobile.

>>43115
>>43123
lmao

>>43127
didnt work on me or my boyfriend's computer either so who knows
it's a very old thread

>>15539
Mole.

>>15539
I'm a bear.

Bear characteristics:Large, confident, protective, blunt, ethical, overpowering.

Conflicting forces shape the bear's nature, and as a classic omnivore, this burly beast exhibits two distinct sides to its personality. The carnivorous component makes the bear gruff and powerful, while its herbivorous side reveals a sensitive and intelligent individual.

Their gruff, outgoing personalities and burly physiques make bears easy to identify, especially as their natural confidence and swaggering gaits puts others on notice that a bear is present. Bears require a great deal of personal space and – when they enter a room – the tension level rises perceptibly. As youngsters, bear personalities excel in sports, although their propensity for laziness relegates them to being an observer and fan in later life. Familiar with the seduction of the couch, their ability to sleep soundly is legendary throughout the animal world.

Careers and hobbies: P.E. Teachers, politics, teaching, military, camping, outdoor activities, sleeping, competing, fishing.

Yep, that sounds about right.

>>44497
You're that manlet hunter miner aren't you ?

>>44527
the what

>>44539
There's this amazonian queen miner who fetishises smaller guys and wants to crush their skulls with her thighs. Maybe there is a few of them, the >tfwno sub bf crowd is quite sizeable here so maybe.

>>44543
Well, that isn't me. I don't even like dudes.

>>44527
>>44543
You've found she's not me, but never fear for I'm still alive. I recently got lead on by a manlet who has a gf in another country. Clearly, I'm thriving.
And I'm not sure there are many other manlet chasers here anymore, though there were several others when I first started posting here. I still see some on lc.

Anyway, for this I got owl which seems fitting enough. Observant of others yet introverted, conscientious, seem smarter than I actually am, kind of boring. Struggles to find romance due to being too self-contained and picky about compatibility.
I think I'm (way) more neurotic than the whole profile seems to portray, but it's just a 10 question quiz after all lmao.

>>15539
Sable.

Parts of the description were very relatable and others the total opposite.

I'm an owl! The shoe fits well enough.

>Snake
>It is mostly accurate
Ok, I will cry myself to sleep now, bye