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Lolcow Bunker Thread #01- Planned Downtime Anonymous 186624
Anonymous 186627
just in time, I was getting fucking bullied
Anonymous 186629
>>186628
for once I was really tilted on lolcow, like seriously annoyed. I came to shit post
Anonymous 186631
so NOW it decides to go down. an hour before the 19th is over.
Anonymous 186636
>>186627Its ok ive gotten boolied on lc too
>>186635hehe
Anonymous 186637
about to go to sleep hopefully when I wake up the thread poppin' or lolcow back. Low key kinda want the thread to be poppin and lolcow to stay down for a bit. I like the Bunker threads. I assume it's late for a lot of s-
(11:38pm for me)
Anonymous 186639
If this is the site update, I can't wait to see what it looks like!
Anonymous 186640
>>186638
Jessica Connie Luna
Anonymous 186642
Why everytime the site is down you retards post this ugly moid face, like hold your fucking bird jesus mary and joseph
Anonymous 186644
>>186642Post something funny and cute then
Anonymous 186647
>>186645Id season and put the chicken in a tiny oven and pull it out and eat it
Anonymous 186651
So are we supposed to sage here
Anonymous 186654
chersnurs roting aroundan open fyee
Anonymous 186655
>>186653I remember when farm hand broke the rules and posted a emoji on this post. Anyway, what kind of idiot would believe they were a tiny small elf.thing?
Anonymous 186657
>>186655It’s you! It’s you as a baby, do u not remember?
Anonymous 186658
>>186657Considering I'm black. No i do not remember being a small elf puppet. Seriously how does anyone fall for this or am iiiiii does fllllfu loop?
Anonymous 186661
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>want to browse shayna thread
>can't because power cut
>power comes back
>can't browse shayna thread because lolcow is down
Anonymous 186662
>>186658Hehe I’m up late and sleepy as well. It’s just a joke that started with people showing the video of the puppet to their younger siblings and telling them they were the dancing elf puppet and the kids would believe it and it became a thing. I think it’s kinda cute.
Anonymous 186665
>>186661the lc refugees on cc
>shaynafags>husbandofags >joshfags>idk who else add on Anonymous 186666
>>186663Kek you’re okay nony it’s silly
Anonymous 186672
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Requesting art of Elsie and Crystal together from the farmers
Anonymous 186673
>finished finals
>finished doujinshi featuring my husbando and favorite ship featuring him
>wanted to talk about it on LC
>it's down
Anonymous 186677
>>186675SA. I would but only with foodstamps
Anonymous 186678
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of course lolcow goes down when my neet ass actually has to go to sleep before 3am. what am i gonna read until i pass out nooowwww
Anonymous 186679
>>186676
What creature us this?
Anonymous 186685
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It's finally happening!!!
Admin is MAKING HISTORY!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous 186686
How does truffle taste rich ladies? (Can't sat n word here)
Anonymous 186689
Soooo what are we getting? New banners? Themes?
Anonymous 186693
>>186664
Yeah, sorry for bringing a bit of life to this fucking cemetery
Anonymous 186695
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>>186664
I'm a cc regular and I think it's fun
Anonymous 186696
>>186691
shitty forced meme originated from a seething tranny
Anonymous 186697
>>186693Booo respect this cemetery or gtfo
Anonymous 186698
Everyone who insults CC is a newfag
Anonymous 186699
>>186692What if I don't ship m/m or f/f but instead prefer m/f should I just choose yume?
Anonymous 186701
>>186698Yeah cookie clicker is a great game
Anonymous 186707
>>186696More likely a smug pickme, but still a shitty forced meme.
Anonymous 186709
My computer vibrates when I get a alert from lolcow, very handy
Anonymous 186714
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HUSBANDOFAGS POST YOUR HUSBANDO AND WHY YOU LOVE HIM! STAT!
Anonymous 186718
>>186714I wish I had a husbando my brain got sucked into oc autism 3 years ago and I haven't loved a character more than them since
Anonymous 186719
>>186717samefag not husbandos btw just making up words
Anonymous 186720
>>186700>not being an All Of The Above Stacy Anonymous 186721
>>186713Yeah the pinging sound? You must have turned off the lol-alerts. There's like three different sounds. Cowbell, Dings and there's a custom slot. I usually browse on mute or vibrate unless I'm active on the lolchat
Anonymous 186724
>>186720Personally I don't want any woman to suffer being with a male, so I prefer f/f m/m like God intended
Anonymous 186726
>>186723pronounced like fu-join-uh not fujo-ina
Anonymous 186727
>>186724Unfortunately women can't be with 2D men in the first place..
Anonymous 186729
>>186722Are you new? Yes has had it for years. Added it with lolchat and the introduction of changing profile pictures. Now we don't have to use the same picture we signed up for finally. Hopefully the new update fixes the Lolcam function. Constant lag
Anonymous 186730
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>>186714i love that he is a family man and would risk his life for his family. i love that he wants to protect his brother's innocence and dreams, even if it means hiding the truth about his career.
He also has yandere tendencies which I find so hot Anonymous 186743
>>186714Dedede, the one and only cuddly king who can crush a boulder with his cool as fuck. I'd do everything and anything with him. And since my sins won't follow onto lolcor I've been really into the idea of him laying an large egg, getting all hot and sweaty as he does so, it'd be so hot. Hell, I'd fry it and eat it even though I'm extremely allergic to to eggs as whole, sounds like a good way to go to me.
Anonymous 186745
Better themes then lolcow here tbh
Anonymous 186746
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>>186714Oughhhh. His in game character model is the devs doing him dirty because they refuse to age him and his sister up (even though they should be 20 by calculating the time taken in expansions etc) so he still looks like a fetus and is like 4,7. I love him solely for his personality and because he feels like the only one who has cared for you since the beginning of the game, when everyone else saw you as a tool to be used to kill shit lol. Plus he is a tall handsome elezen in my hc because he should be by now fgs Yoshi P the twins should have updated models by now…
Anonymous 186752
>>186748
He's a penguin so it's within realm for him to lay an egg, though I'm not really into the idea of him being a chick if that makes sense in fact I don't really like genderswaps for NSFW reasons…seems weird.
Anonymous 186754
>>186745Keekweek tramples all other image board themes ever
Anonymous 186761
>>186743>since my sins won't follow onto lolcorNow they definitely will
Anonymous 186763
I want to go by Saint Nona now. Saint Nonamous. Merry Nonmas
Anonymous 186770
>>186766this but with customer service
Anonymous 186774
How am I going to slack off at work if lc is down? Fuck.
Anonymous 186777
>>186762If I had known this I would've chosen it to get baptized as. Too little too late.
Anonymous 186780
>>186771Fucking lurch man, can't get away from his ugly mug lmao ##this meme makes me ugly laugh whenever I see it and I can never explain it to anyone who catches me laughing at it##
Anonymous 186782
I think the energy crisis in europe is just a drill for a solar storm that will hit europe the hardest.
Anonymous 186786
>>186783If my grandma knew English she'd like the farms and would be able to integrate. She has a husbando.
Anonymous 186791
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>>186787Semino Rossi. She's been remarried twice, told me she refused to have sex with either, hasn't done it since her early 20's. Only husbandos have her heart. She introduced me to ghibli when I was a kid and does like anime a little.
Anonymous 186792
>>186791>she refused to have sex with either, hasn't done it since her early 20's. Only husbandos have her heartGiga Stacy behavior
Anonymous 186793
>>186791When I was 12 my great-grandma told me she never let a man kiss her on the mouth because she thought it was gross and she divorced her husband to become a single mom to my grandma because she didn't like him anymore. He never hit her or anything she was just sick of being married to him. she was my hero :c I miss her
Anonymous 186796
I HATE HAVING TO HIDE MY FRUSTRATION
SOME STUPID SHITHEAD IS SPAMMING A FORUM I USE, THE PAGE IS ALMOST WALL TO WALL COVERED IN HER THREADS.
I HATE HAVING TO BE NICE TO GORMLESS NEWFAGS BECAUSE THE FORUM I USE IS FULL OF SWEET AND FRIENDLY WOMEN WHO AREN'T ADRESSING THE RETARD IN THE ROOM
Anonymous 186802
Usually if men "prefer" a type of woman because they claim the attitude is better, it's because they can't figure out the fact they generally treat their "type" better therefore have smoother relationships where as they're rude and cunty to women who aren't their type so women act cunty back in retaliation
Anonymous 186803
i hate paying bills, I hate the increasing costs
Anonymous 186804
>>186792She also said that you should hit men if you catch any looking at porn or nudie mags.
Anonymous 186807
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I'm sitting here looking at recent Madonna pics while listening to Ray of Light, and its so embarrassing what she's become. Should have retired after Confessions on a Dance floor.
Anonymous 186809
>>186806Did you just tag a random post to say this?
Anonymous 186810
>>186807mom come pick me up i'm scared
Anonymous 186811
There was a post several years ago on /g/ or /ot/ about this anon who had delusions that Taylor Swift was sending her messages through her songs or poisoning her? I'm so sad that I can't find it. If any anon finds it let me know
Anonymous 186812
>>186804Yep, she'd definitely fit in. She sounds based.
>>186810Maybe I should have spoilered the horrorshow.
Anonymous 186815
i need to pee but my cat is so cute it would be illegal to move she's even holding my hand with her beans AHHHHHHH
Anonymous 186816
i miss the cat hate thread…
Anonymous 186822
I wish I were at home just sleeping and waking up only to play vidya with my husbandos.
Anonymous 186825
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fuck productivity LET ME BACK INTO THE FARMS
Anonymous 186827
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>>186807For what purpose did she ruin her face like that?
Anonymous 186828
>>186807i heard somewhere that she wears a silicone mask to hide her real face.
Anonymous 186829
>>186823
>she was stalking him and sending him hidden messages
even schizo moids are so entitled lmao why fucking taylor swift would lost her time stalking some guy from 4chan?
Anonymous 186832
>>186827Fear of aging plus modern trends being dogshit. She's addicted to fillers like most famous people, and as always, they make people look like shit. I'll be so glad when these people stop trying to look like Kardashian freaks.
Anonymous 186833
>>186820
>nobody threads
do you really?
Anonymous 186834
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>>186807unpopular opinion: this is a unflattering photo but her face dont look THAT bad for her age
Anonymous 186835
>>186834she looks weird, like her skin doesn't sit right.
Anonymous 186836
>>186834wait is this what she looks like in current day? why does she post such alienesque shit that makes her look not a day younger than 100
Anonymous 186837
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>>186829There was a whole thing about taylor swift supposedly posting on 4chan. pic related.
oh my god this was like 15 years ago now that's insane
Anonymous 186838
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>>186695Every time I see this bubble pig I feel indescribable guilt for eating meat
Anonymous 186839
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>>186835>she looks weirdme too kek but i feel bad for judging her because she must suffer a lot of pressure from the media to stay young
>>186836oh this photo is from 2018 right before she posted this photo with a filter on instagram. i wish she would stop posting these alienesque shit and embrace her face and age…
Anonymous 186841
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>>186839Yeah she looks like a weird ayy now. Also, her daughter has the trashiest fashion sense. Its actually not bad in this one, but theres pics of her with her ass hanging out in bathrooms.
Anonymous 186842
>>186840we are 8 and jumping on the trampoline while i blast this from my boombox please remind me to return it to the library before i get a fine and then check it out for me so we can listen to it again thanks
Anonymous 186843
>>186837I don't care for theories and facts. You can convince me that the earth is flat and water doesn't exist but you can't convince me that a gigastacy like taylor would use an imageboard.
Anonymous 186844
>>186837Jesus. I remember this autism. We truly are here forever.
Anonymous 186845
>>186834she looks like someone who had a very successful facial reconstruction after being mauled by pitbulls or something.
Anonymous 186846
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>>186841did you know she used to date timothee chalamet (before lily rose depp)? so weird how his type is "daughter of someone very famous"
>>186845KEKK fr you guys are mean
Anonymous 186847
Listening to sexy dance music and my heart hurts cause he'll never be real and I can't have his body
Anonymous 186848
>>186846ew he was weasel looking even back then
Anonymous 186849
>>186846I still want those two hours back for watching Call Me by Your Name.
Also whats up with Armie Hammer these days? Did those accusations of Dahmer-tier behavior kill his career? I hope so. Smegs get what they deserve.
Anonymous 186851
No moid will ever be truly blacklisted from Hollywood for being a sexual predator the best you can hope for is a year or two of losing multi-million dollar roles while they wait for everybody to lose interest
Anonymous 186852
>>186849It killed his career, he lost his wife/kids so he moved to the Cayman Islands to be with his mommy and daddy. But I heard they cut him off of their old money so he works at a hotel.
Anonymous 186854
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>>186848yeah he had a big glow-up
>>186849kek nooo he was so cute on that movie. i like the italian boy aesthetic.
>Also whats up with Armie Hammer these days? the last time i heard of him he said he had changed (lol), was working at his family business and was dating a blonde yoga influencer. he is in a good situation but i doubt he will come back to hollywood. he was never my type but he looks so ugly now
Anonymous 186855
>>186852samefagging to say his people tried to shutdown the rumours he was working at a hotel but Variety went and confirmed that he is, in fact, working at the hotel
Anonymous 186857
>>186854>kek nooo he was so cute on that movie. i like the italian boy aesthetic.samefagging but i meant timothee chalamet.
Anonymous 186858
>>186847>he'll never be real and I can't have his bodytell us who he is anon
Anonymous 186859
>>186852kek apparently he's selling timeshares now
Anonymous 186860
>>186855>>186859>>186854>>186852You all are stupid if you really think a billionaire would care if his son raped someone. I doubt he was disowned
Anonymous 186866
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>>186841That's so sad, her 00s lyrics always sounded quit aware about the mindset behind things like this.
Anonymous 186867
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>>186861I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my lolcor go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will milk you
Anonymous 186868
>>186866People always trash this song, but I always liked it.
Anonymous 186870
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The only Christmas gift I'm buying this year is a ferret. For myself
Anonymous 186872
>>186846Someone called him Tim Clitmoth at the moovie room and I can’t stop thinking about it
Anonymous 186874
Hewwwo woke up from may nippy nap
Anonymous 186875
6am checking in woot woot
Anonymous 186877
>>186870get that lil noodle a tube, noodles love tubes
Anonymous 186878
>>186860the whole family is full of rapist moids, his father is one too
Anonymous 186881
>>186879im sorry to tell you that nona but you are not a gigastacy….
Anonymous 186882
>>186867I really laughed at this thanks .
Anonymous 186883
>>186870Awwww I'm really happy for you! And also jealous, I have to wait for my first ferret for another year or so. Cute little weasels.
Anonymous 186887
>>186886
Idk if you're referring to the same thing - but I remember some fujoshis who insisted that they're all j-fashion stacies
Anonymous 186888
>>186881i'm not but it's incel shit to think "normal" women can't possibly use imageboards
you're not a special femcel fallen flower hikkineet lol
Anonymous 186889
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Idk what I should buy my mother as Christmas present. She keeps saying she will give me hints later everytime I ask and now there's only 4 days left so I can't even buy shit online anymore.
If I just get her a giftcard she will seethe about it for two months straight. I used all the good ideas on the previous years..
Anonymous 186891
>>186889Imo a giftcard is fine. If she gets mad it's her fault for not telling you earlier.
Anonymous 186892
>>186890
coping for what? taylor swift was on /b/, why is it so special? 4chan is not special
Anonymous 186893
>>186886KEKK for real. idk whay its so hard for some anons to admit that gigastacies dont use imageboards.
>>186887I remember that too
>>186888nta but the anon said a gigastacy not a "normal woman". you are coping lol
Anonymous 186894
>>186887That was literally only one post.
Anonymous 186895
>>186893see
>>186892stop projecting your obsession with stacies and gigastacies pls, not everyone internalizes incel shit
Anonymous 186896
>>186894It started from one post but there was a fight in the fujo cringe thread
Anonymous 186897
>>186894it carried on for ages with them defending themselves and calling people moids kek
Anonymous 186899
>>186898
i didn't see anyone pretending to be a stacy in that thread? i did see someone say the stacy meme is just that
Anonymous 186900
>>186895its not internalized misogyny to think that someone like taylor swift or ariana grande doesn't use imageboards. i can't believe i have to say this.
Anonymous 186903
>>186900who said anything about internalized misogyny? the world just doesn't work in binaries. 4chan specifically is globally known, of course most celebrities don't go there regularly, but it's not impossible either. anyway, those posts were most likely her, you shouldn't mythologize people
Anonymous 186904
>>186897It carried on for ages because said poster who got accused of being a moid was an ultra spergy moid who thought everyone who disagrees with his sperging over fat ugly women must be a fujo.
Anonymous 186906
>>186903ok girl someone like taylor swift would definitely waste time posting on 4chan instead of attending parties and doing celebrity stuff. bella hadid if you are on this thread right now please give me a sign i love you
Anonymous 186907
>>186905
/b/ wasn't like that in the past, and sometimes people just like to waste time online. that's life.
Anonymous 186909
>>186906>bella hadid stanoh nvm you're from the celebricows thread, you probably have delusions about one day being an "it girl" ala tiktok and think a perfect life with nothing but magical vague "celebrity stuff" and parties exists. sorry to intrude on that, carry on
Anonymous 186912
>>186907>sometimes people just like to waste time onlinethis sound very chronically online lol
>>186909what is that sperging? i love her because she is the most beautiful woman on the world and i wish i could date her. why did you assume i was a ""it girl" ala tiktok and think a perfect life with nothing but magical vague "celebrity stuff" and parties exists"? you are really very chronically online
Anonymous 186913
>>186900Oh yeah? What if I told you that _I_ was Ariana Grande?
Anonymous 186915
>>186911
so is the music industry, her hometown, etc etc. not everyone is that fragile. if you're a public figure without BPD, you especially have to learn to tune out gross shit and coomers. if those posts are hers, they're very benign and just casual shit like "this is my cat, name him", nothing that out there or shameful
Anonymous 186916
>>186912>chronically onlinethis is ironically the most "chronically online" term lmao, cringe
Anonymous 186918
>>186916It is a catchphrase/meme, but it's a good way to describe something that needed a handy word for it.
Anonymous 186919
>>186914
Stacy isn't real. There's just normal women, abnormal women and normal/hot women, and you wishing you were the latter doesn't make them a diferent species kek
Anonymous 186920
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>>186914KEKK pov: that anon
>>186915 posting
>>186913introduce me to bella hadid please
Anonymous 186924
>>186905
I have no horse in this race, but the screenshots are from 2012. Pol-shit wasn't on every single board yet back then.
Anonymous 186925
Anyone want to watch a movie on the lolcow room?
Anonymous 186926
>>186920i don't get why it's stacy larping to think that there's nothing special about celebrities
Anonymous 186927
>>186923
But you think women fit into "Stacy" and "Not Stacy", and that's totally normal. Touch grass please
Anonymous 186928
>>186919How did you go from "Gigastacies like taylor post regularly on 4chan!!" to "Stacies aren't real".
>There's just normal women, abnormal women and normal/hot womenThis is the real incel mentality
Anonymous 186929
isn't taylor well known for browsing tumblr?
Anonymous 186930
>>186923
according to some there are only two, feminist and pickme.
Anonymous 186934
>>186924They don't realize that, because some of Lolcow's userbase has shifted to LARPing zoomers from Twitter. They don't realize that internet culture shifts and changes over time, and they're obsessed with this Chad/Stacy/Incel dichotomy because it's new to them.
Anonymous 186935
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>>186926>>186934ok anon. pov: you writing this post
>>186929yeah because tumblr = 4chan.
Anonymous 186936
>>186932"Muh 1-dimensional gigastacy" is literal moid rhetoric.
Anonymous 186937
>>186935>every anon I disagree with must be the same personSorry my post about Twitter hurt your feelings, but can you at least learn to blend in?
Anonymous 186939
>>186931No fucking clue. I don't even have the user permissions to set it up.
Anonymous 186940
>>186937Sorry for hurting your feelings too. You are a gigastacy on the same level as taylor swift, so gigastacies can use imageboards. Are you happy now? kek
Anonymous 186941
>>186935No, but it shows that she's not some god who is too above to post on goofy websites. Also, tumblr had some retarded feud with 4chan around that time I think.
>>186936I think you're taking meme terms way too serious.
Anonymous 186942
>>186940Why are you obsessed with the concept of being a "gigastacy", others wanting to be "gigastacies", etc? What does that mean for you? Let's unpack this.
Anonymous 186943
>>186941>>186929celebrities don't use the internet anon, all they know is getting worshiped on instagram. stop fucking coping, gigastacies don't even know what a computer is
Anonymous 186944
>sigma females, totally ignoring the stacey-sperging
Anonymous 186945
>>186944All these moid terms are equally embarrassing
Anonymous 186946
have the most annoying anons came to the bunker thread? then when i josh or "drake" post, i get told to shut the fuck up and take my meds, smh. Wheres the fun?
Anonymous 186947
this is the dumbest argument i have seen in a while, please continue.
Anonymous 186951
>>186946Don't "drake" post you're one of the most annoying people
Anonymous 186952
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>>186946Some autist thinks meme terms are real life and anything else = cope, ignore them
Anonymous 186953
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oh my gahhh i cant wait to infighting about j-fashion on lolcow, accuse others of being troons on crystalcafe and entertain moids on 4chan !!
Anonymous 186954
>>186951i won't i have nothing else to say about it, becase I've been bullied
Anonymous 186955
I think everyone is caught up on the term stacey.
If you like, think of it as just meaning "an attractive, socially successful woman", taking the meme-factor away from it.
Those women do use the internet because the internet is completely mainstream, but we have no way of knowing if they're on anonymous imageboards until one confirms it publicly.
Anonymous 186956
>>186948
i was being sarcastic about the celeb worshipers in this thread, i don't actually believe that
Anonymous 186957
Azealia definitely posted on lc at some point though.
Anonymous 186958
>>186950
That's a stereotype, humans are humans and can post silly stuff online.
Anonymous 186959
>>186953kim kardashian's entire career is entertaining bottom of the barrel subhuman moids
Anonymous 186960
why has lolcow been so…infighty lately? anons losing their tempers over the smallest of shit, whats going on?
Anonymous 186961
>>186959yeah but not anonymous and poor moids on 4chan
Anonymous 186962
>>186953I genuinely hope you get permabanned on lc at some point.
Anonymous 186964
>>186955noooo, the internet is my safe space as a shut-in loser. no fucking normies reeeeee
Anonymous 186965
>>186960Because a selected few anons start infights over multiple threads.
Anonymous 186966
>>186957Grimes may or may not have posted on lc too (she's not a Stacy though)
Anonymous 186967
>>186964yeah anon. you will definitely find taylor swift in one of the /soc/ threads. good luck
Anonymous 186969
>>186955they love attention why would they want to be anonymous? unless they are rolling over in bed saying "hey chad, look how many (you)s i got" i really don't see what they would get out of it.
Anonymous 186970
>>186962kim kardashian posts frequently on the relationship advice thread
Anonymous 186971
>>186961My bad, I thought you were one of the salty anons who were insisting it's completely impossible
Anonymous 186972
>>186967It's not like 4chan is obscure. Some celebrities have probably at least had a look.
Anonymous 186973
>>186971its not impossible but it is obviously unlikely because
>>186969 Anonymous 186974
>>186967the world wide web is reserved for RAGGEDY BITCHES only, STACIES OUT
Anonymous 186975
>>186960i believe it's twitter culture to argue about everything
Anonymous 186976
>>186972if you really think ariana grande post on soc i don't know what to tell you besides touch some grass
Anonymous 186978
>>186973>>186969They're famous, they get more than enough attention. It's their job. The opposite would be true in some cases, for downtime. No one wants to be "on" 24/7.
Anonymous 186980
>>186976NTA but you're the one who needs to touch grass if you think there's no line between looking at 4chan and posting on /soc/.
Anonymous 186981
>>186968
NTA, twitter stan humor isn't farmer humor. Just cringy.
Anonymous 186983
>>186966Looking at the weird activity on her first snow threads, definitely.
Anonymous 186984
>>186977
>they get more than enough attention
Assuming most celebrities are not narcissistic and dont love attention.
Anonymous 186986
Any oneyfags here I miss you guys
Anonymous 186987
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East coasters anons make some hot chocolate and go back to bed plz stop ruining this chill guest thread with infighting
Anonymous 186988
>>186984Not always, especially not those who were pushed into being child stars.
Anonymous 186991
>>186988Please explain more about your need for infighting on cc ariana grande. I am interested.
Anonymous 186992
>>186983She is a Stacey compared to most of the deranged seethers talking about her all the time and accusing strangers of being her.
Anonymous 186993
>>186991I'll be Ariana Grande just for you
Anonymous 186995
Honestly, the identity of the neet-girl femcel social outcast type is rapidly becoming an aesthetic larp.
It's the newest evolution of the alt-girl, now that the current iteration is too cliche
Anonymous 187001
>>186997they think being a femcel is wearing bangs and knowing how to use a vpn
>>187000anon.
Anonymous 187002
>>186994She's at least an 8.5/10, a 9 when she tries. I think she has naturally unconventional features and she knows how to enhance them, modify them, etc. Beauty is subjective and a concept to be played with, not many understand.
Anonymous 187005
>>186990
Sure. Anyway, please go back.
Anonymous 187007
I have the Grimes thread hidden on LC but whenever I see images on the mainpage obviously posted because they think she looks ugly I fall in love with her a little more. God help me.
Anonymous 187008
>>187001The anons in this thread are clinging to a similar sort of outsider-group identity and that's why they're so opposed to the idea that the "stacies" could never do something as cool and alt as use an imageboard.
Anonymous 187009
>>187002>a 9 when she tries.not with her nose…… like she is cute but among celebrities is below average
Anonymous 187010
>>186995so true, first they took wholesome horse girl sweater aesthetic it was only a matter of time before they came for greasy sweatpants shut-in. STOP APPROPRIATING MY CULTURE!
Anonymous 187011
>>186999Obsessive spergs like you keep posting that same edited photo and it proves nothing. Everyone has unkempt nights. She's still more of a Stacey than you.
Anonymous 187012
>>186999i really wish people would stop posting this picture, it smells bad.
Anonymous 187013
>>187010im behind the times, when did horsegirl become a tiktok trend?
Anonymous 187014
>>187006
Where did the first admin come from?
Anonymous 187016
>>187011I get it anon you look like that
Anonymous 187019
>>187009She's more artistically-minded and unique than the generic barbie doll type in Hollywood. If she wanted a nose job, she could get one. Honestly, the misogyny about her looks is insane.
Anonymous 187020
>>187015Newfag confirmed
>>187017>vagueposting and seethingMore Twitter shit.
Anonymous 187021
>>187017
>straight women are retarded just don't sleep with men
>Fart/sharting jokes to a fetishitic degree
>Kill yourself
>Go back
>must be 18+
>overly aggressive
>Mean girl larp online because ha ha he he funny
but I can't post my harmless theories in peace and get fucking bullied
Anonymous 187023
>>187020not even the anon you orginally asked, I was joking.
Anonymous 187025
>>187002I find it funny that anons here sometimes overestimate a woman beauty (like that anon who said romanianon is above average on european countries) and in male places like some subreddits anons give worse ratings. I know that beauty is relative but it's a noticeable difference. I think people tend to give higher "ratings" to people who look like themselves.
Anonymous 187026
>>187024
>seething so hard she starts using exclamation marks
>thinking using "zoomer" will help her integrate
Go back
Anonymous 187030
istockphoto-481475…
What is your favourite pasta shape? I like pappardelle.
Anonymous 187032
>>187030pasta makes you fat. good luck being a whale
Anonymous 187034
>>187013i don't know if it's a thing on tiktok because i don't use it, i just know it's a thing.
Anonymous 187035
>>187017
Intense fujoshi hatred is also an easy way to spot them
Anonymous 187037
>>187021If you get triggered about being told "go back", "kill yourself", not to act like an underagefag, anons being aggressive sometimes, it's time to rethink whether you belong on imageboards. Everyone hears that shit at some point. It's typically just actual twitterfags that lose their shit over it, because they really are children/fresh off twitter/etc. The anti straight woman shit is so stupid it has to be a moid psyop, though.
Anonymous 187038
>>186998I wanted to say no until I read
>>186992 Anonymous 187041
>>187033
>Girly
Self-report
Anonymous 187042
>>187030spaghetti. also i dont like fresh pasta, its too doughy
Anonymous 187043
>>187033
"haha, gottem"
Anonymous 187044
>>18703635?? do you have 140 cm? based asf
Anonymous 187045
>>187031
no, it's just fucking annoying and has been happening to a very alarming degree in the past few months. Just because that shit happens on other imagine boards, doesn't mean it was frequent on lolcow. You get banned for telling someone to kill themselves so how is that the culture?
Acting like a "underage" fag could be anything from having a bad opionion on something. And it's been OVERLY aggressive, anons even admitting they act like weirdos to get people riled up.
Lolcow is changing, i don't need to rethink anything. It's been a discussion endlessly something is up
Anonymous 187046
>>187030>What is your favourite pasta shape?i just like the regular kind
Anonymous 187048
To me, Grimes is boring both as an artist and as a cow, but Musk is funny to hate-observe. I hope he doesn't delete Twitter while LC is down.
Anonymous 187049
>>187002Now you're just copying posts from the OG snow thread.
>>187017>"you have to be 18 to post here." I read this like 3 times yesterday, I'm pretty sure it was all one autistic anon.
Anonymous 187050
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I just want an internet community where I can post exclusively with other late twenty to mid thirty femanons who grew up on aim/4chan/myspace/livejournal era internet. It's nothing personal I'm sure zoomers don't want to hang out with my old ass either. I don't go on tiktok ffs just let us have our image boards
Anonymous 187051
>>187047
Someone forgot to do their girlboss affirmations today. Repeat after me ahem You. Are. Valid.
Anonymous 187052
>>187007Just read all her pathetic caping for Musk, she's a pickme in the most literal sense.
Anonymous 187053
>>187049>I read this like 3 times yesterdayMost used insults when a cc anon disagrees with your opinion:
troon/blaine
moid
zoomer/underage
you are coping
twitterfag
Anonymous 187055
>>187045I personally haven't seen or experienced any of those things more than usual, just make normal posts and don't sound like a scrote, you'll be fine.
>You get banned for telling someone to kill themselves so how is that the culture?This is extremely rare, and usually confined to /snow/ threads for a-logging.
Anonymous 187056
>>187002beauty is not subjective, this is cope for ugly people.
Anonymous 187057
>>187049Must be 3 newfags in a trenchcoat
Anonymous 187058
>>187050I'm a zoomer and we're not all underage tiktok users lol
Anonymous 187059
>>187054
Yasss girl, tell em beckies. Slaying rn
Anonymous 187060
>>187053The pedophile troon must still be here mentioning himself. Did anyone even remember he existed?
Anonymous 187061
some anons remind me of the worst of lipstick alley, just the most brain dead superfical moid view of women. Literally the worse takes
Anonymous 187062
>>187053LC is so different about that. The anons there said my father must be a pedophile because I said antiwork shit didn't make much sense.
Anonymous 187063
>>187049You need to see a therapist if you're memorizing posts from /snow/.
Anonymous 187066
>>187064
Yeah, if you're a moid.
Anonymous 187067
>>187045Whether or not it's ban-worthy, "kill yourself" is such a juvenile retort.
Anonymous 187070
>>187025Tons of men on Reddit like Grimes, though. Men have always found her to be attractive, even if it's crazy to some women. Not everyone wants the bimbo fantasy type, attraction is more nuanced than that.
Anonymous 187071
>>187062That's not what they said, they made fun of you for being a trust fund baby while calling anons who're complaining about work neets.
Anonymous 187073
>>187064
no it's retarded troon like logic trying to be based but really it's blaming women for a male problem. WE need to stop being straight instead of men stopping being 98% shit.
We need to change or turn off our sexuality, wants and needs, because MEN are the issue.
It's retarded and stupid. Another way to judge women based on something we can not change but act like it's feminism.
Anonymous 187077
>>187052>caping for her partner makes her a pickmeSome of you guys really need to grow up. Why would she not support someone she had two kids with?
Anonymous 187078
>>187061>the worseit's the worst, not the worse. i am not trying to pick on you but i have seen this mistake so much lately, i dont know where it comes from.
Anonymous 187079
>>187073Next thing you know blaming women for feminicide is a totally based cool separatist take.
Anonymous 187080
>>187056You're free to think that, stay bewildered.
Anonymous 187081
>>187077Why would you have sex with elon musk if you weren't?
Anonymous 187083
how the fduck do you report on this site?
Anonymous 187084
I hate my job, can someone kidnap me from the office so I have a good excuse to leave? There are potential witnesses.
Anonymous 187085
>>187083You have to be 18 to post here
Anonymous 187087
>>187077>please explain the past 3 grimes threads to meNo.
Anonymous 187088
I swear the worst anons ever (including me) come for this thread when lc is gone
Anonymous 187089
>>187070People find all kinds of people attractive. I find it odd that people are so into themselves especially about women, they think just because they find a woman horrid looking NOBODY finds her attractive.
Thats not how it works. Especially when there's plenty of nona's who stan ugly/imperfect moids but act like someone finding Grimes attractive or a fat woman or even Shayna's ugly inside and out ass, attractive is so unbelievable.
Anonymous 187091
>>187088right? They are literally the worsest, and it's only going to get worser
Anonymous 187092
>>187063It wasn't on snow. You need to see a doctor if you can't even remember things that happened a day before.
Anonymous 187093
>>187070It's not about liking or not liking grimes. You didn't understand my post. It's just that in female environments she is usually seen as more beautiful than in male environments. Tbh I never saw any men saying grimes was pretty even on reddit. She's not ugly but she's not conventionally attractive.
Anonymous 187094
>>187092it's clearly that idiot in here just ignore
Anonymous 187095
>>187089To me the odd thing about grimes is that she did get procedures, just not a nose job which you'd think would be the obvious one, good for her I guess, they can fuck up your breathing.
Anonymous 187097
>>187082Anyone can see that he has a lot of unchecked mental issues. He's also been mistreated and misrepresented by people all his life. Hurt people hurt people. I promise attacking those around him won't make it better, either.
Anonymous 187098
>>187091hahaha your the most funnier person ever
Anonymous 187099
>>187092>It wasn't on snow.>>187049>Now you're just copying posts from the OG snow thread.Therapy, go.
Anonymous 187102
>>187097Is he literally paying you to write this?
Anonymous 187103
>>187097I repent for upsetting Elon Musk, I won't do it again.
Anonymous 187104
>>187070>Not everyone wants the bimbo fantasy typeToo bad, grimes is literally aiming for that now kek.
Anonymous 187105
>>187089>Shayna's ugly inside and out ass, attractive is so unbelievable.it's really unbelievable.
Anonymous 187107
>>187087There's nothing to explain. It makes sense to defend your own partner. This is why some of you are alone.
Anonymous 187108
>>187099Sorry about your early dementia.
Anonymous 187110
>>187083you have to take a screenshot, print it out, and mail it in. make sure to include the reason for the report or they will send it back.
Anonymous 187113
>>187107>This is why some of you are alone.incel mentality lol better alone than with a toxic moid
Anonymous 187114
>>187104Do you realize big lips are still considered beautiful outside of the bimbo aesthetic?
Anonymous 187116
>>187104nta but i thought she was going for alien robot elf
Anonymous 187117
>>187107They aren't even together anymore.
Anonymous 187118
>>187108Looks like you responded to the wrong person.
Anonymous 187119
>>187107Does it also make sense to let that partner cuck you and use your poorly named kids to get any crumb of attention from him while abandoning them on any other time?
Anonymous 187120
>>187091I'm down to two or three threads pretty much exclusively to keep tabs on cows I've followed for years. But I don't really enjoy it that much anymore it's mostly just habit and waiting for closure. the constant infighting sucks. the whole internet is like that now though
Anonymous 187122
>>187115>>187111I'm not a moid, not "bait". I'm not even defending what he's doing now, he is spiralling and doing stupid shit and no one can stop him. You're actively making it worse targeting his kids and anyone who dares get close to him, like vultures.
Anonymous 187124
>>187120I will never understand this "lc now sucks because of infighting". There's always been infighting there as far as I can remember, even in the beginning.
Anonymous 187125
>>187117They are still connected, having kids does that to people. You'll learn when you grow up.
Anonymous 187126
Wasn't lolcow meant to be back? I still don't have it.
Anonymous 187127
Man, I can't believe Musk would post on cc of all places.
Anonymous 187130
>>187126i think that was someone's idea of a fun prank
Anonymous 187133
>>187129
You were prevented from having it?
Anonymous 187134
>>187114It's big lips, way too much filler and fox eye surgery now.
Anonymous 187135
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Baffled this morning because I realized upon watching the new Liquid Chris vids that I met the guy who is now pretending to be Liquid Chris online at an anime convention in early November, note the exact same lanyard and same crispy looking sonichu pendant and the glasses/hair.
Anonymous 187136
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>>187127>>187128he's the one defending grimes from not being a 9/10 accusations
Anonymous 187137
>>187134All your favorite celebrity girls use filler. You guys need to stop calling it "fox eyes" every time someone's eyes look a little catlike, lol. It's just a look.
Anonymous 187138
>>187122Oh noo, poor shithead millionaire moid :(((
Anonymous 187140
>>187124I know lc has always been catty but like I went back and read some of the early luna threads recently and it feels really different. Maybe just because there was more content idk
Anonymous 187142
>>187124there's fake infighting, there's people who you can tell just say crazy shit not to be goofy but to rile people up. If there's some discord somewhere were scrotes or pick me's are laughing about the meltdown they caused in x,y and z thread, i would'nt be surpised. I will keep saying it, it's not the same on lolcow and any retarded terminally online person like myself sees it.
Anonymous 187143
>>187135he is so much uglier than the real liquid chris.
Anonymous 187144
>>187125Please google how many ivf kids and failed marriages musk has. Make sure it's an updated count too.
Anonymous 187145
>>187137>All your favorite celebrity girls use filler>Being a fan of any mainstream american celebrity Anonymous 187146
>>187135you should post this on kiwifarms. they were saying it wasn't really him, maybe this was already posted. Just cut yourself out of the picture nona.
Anonymous 187147
>>187132>>187119The fanfiction you guys write and the way you attack complete strangers' children for Twitter crimes and being "cRiNgE" is mindblowing, I can't lie. Most real life shitty people aren't even this toxic.
Anonymous 187149
Infighting is fucking annoying regardless of whether it's a new thing or not. Especially when often the infighters actually agree with each other.
Anonymous 187150
>>187146wait, nevermind, do you have this picture anywhere else online? If so don't post it
Anonymous 187153
elon is boring, out of all the celebs to argue about i dont get why he is so prevalent.
Anonymous 187154
>>187144Imagine thinking google will tell you every detail of someone's life.
Anonymous 187156
>>187153In short, cause of his napoleon complex.
Anonymous 187159
>>187147What do you get out of claiming it's fanfiction without actually knowing anything about it? Grimes herself said awful ass shit like this.
Anonymous 187160
>>187146>>187150Nah, I haven't posted it anywhere else. Since he gave me a laugh I don't want to ruin his fun by going out of my way to prove he isn't the real liquid on top of just not wanting to interact with KF scrotes. I'm just baffled that I met him
Anonymous 187161
>>187155cute, you should make a webcomic.
Anonymous 187164
>>187155Like CC is any better.
Also nobody uses the miner-girl character, Cece is far more the elsie equivalent
Anonymous 187165
>>187164I know, but
>>186672 requested it and i thought it would be cute
Anonymous 187166
>>187154>lalala I can't hear you i dont want to know about it!!pathetic
Anonymous 187167
>>187165Admittedly she is pretty cute.
Anonymous 187169
>>187136>implying he cares enough about her to defend her Anonymous 187170
>>187142I don't think there's more fake infighting than real infighting. The troon that was mocking curly hair and black features on the unpopular opinion thread was a bait but in that antiwork thread the infighting felt real to me. I don't like that thing anons say that "women can't be retarded and it must be a moid or a pick me" because it assumes that women are not multidimensional and have different opinions and backgrounds.
Anonymous 187173
>>187137Okay. It's still clearly aiming for the bimbo look and she literally had surgery to tuck her eyes for this shit.
Anonymous 187174
>>187164>>187155I feel like Cece just uses Miner-tan as a form of transportation
Anonymous 187178
Why a lizard? Is it cause they like sunbathing on rocks?
Anonymous 187179
I just wish there was a cute boy who owned a gossip site.
I feel like we don't have that you know? Like ##Josh## is okay but he's kinda gross and autistic. Where's the chad forum owner at with a big penis and a cute smile?
Anonymous 187182
>>187180Yes. I just want to be parasocial again. I'm joking but at the same time i'm just trying to say something to get the thread going. I'm sick of complaining about lolcow
Anonymous 187184
>>187179>Like ##Josh## is okayhe is not ok he is fat and ugly
Anonymous 187185
I feel people lately have been name dropping LC (and CC) on other sites more often, bringing annoying people who visit those sites just to fight.
>>187177My girl May (short for Mayonnaise)
Anonymous 187187
>>187185someone posted some shit on lolcow like, "Someone posted lolcow on tumblr omg". I googled and saw a bunch of weird shit. I don't know what to make of it.
Anonymous 187188
>>187159>>187166Except she didn't. Please, seek help, all of you.
Anonymous 187190
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is anyone decorating for Christmas? i haven't done it years, and it always feels kinda depressing not having anything up, like i'm missing out.
Anonymous 187191
>>187174Yessss I love this idea. Crystal / Miner-tan is just an automaton Cece built to be her royal carriage for when her small lizard legs don't go fast enough
Anonymous 187192
>>187135delete it now before it gets out
Anonymous 187222
>>187188How do you know she didn't if you don't even look it up?
