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Lolcow Bunker Thread #0007 Planned Downtime part 7 Anonymous 190209
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thank u
Anonymous 190212
3:40am just woke up from crashing into slumber, no lolcow no locate. 12/22/22
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>>190204this is so cute. I don't care about the character(s) I just think it's cute to have a collection
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Prediction: what # bunker thread will lc come back
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>>190181There is only one Kirby nona (I think, if there's others show yourself please!). To be honest, with characters like Kirby, Dedede and Meta Knight while I do say they're my husbandos I truly can't imagine myself as an individual fucking/dating them because my self esteem is that low and imagining myself in such settings is too much that it makes me sweat and get dizzy. In the context of "I want to X Meta Knight" I usually imagine a grey woman or Waddle Dee doing the thing I want rather than myself. Really, I more so just have an obsession with these characters, the games that they are from and the pairings they make (like kbdd, mtdd or kbmt) rather than obsessed with shipping myself with them. I confess fully to appropriating the term "husbando" as a term of "intense obsessed endearment" rather than actually shipping myself with them. Though, I suppose in my case I wouldn't call Kirby a husbando as I see Kirby as female rather than male (Though there is some instances in derivative work that I will make that I put Kirby as male, Popopo is always female though.). Would "waifu' work? Either way, it can be pinned down to an autistic obsession. And yes, I do draw and write porn of Kirby characters. Though I like making doujinshi the most! Ironically enough, I don't purely love Dedede, I actually love all three equally at this point I've just been in my "Dedede-phase" of the Kirby-Meta-Dedede season in my brain.
>>190194Only if you're an anime watching casual. Game Kirby isn't the same as Anime Kirby why is this so hard for many to comprehend???
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I was in the bookstore today and I overheard some teen girl being flustered because she had to loudly spell out "toilet bound hanako-kun" to the worker to check if they have it kek.
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reposting I hate sonicfags fuck fuck fuck
>>190205>shuichi has almost no character to the point he feels like a self-insertDon't insult my precious emo boy thank you, he ended Danganronpa.
>and he's straight except his guy crush on kaitoAnd that he can date men in game
>he hates kokichi the entire time kekSource? Kaito's the one who hates Ouma mate.
>i don't get saioma at allOuma's a faggot for Shuichi, there you go.
Anonymous 190230>>190350
>>190167if you post yours I'll post mine
I miss the anon who posted prompts like what music reminds you of him or what would you do for chrismass
Anonymous 190233
for the anons with the "water has chemicals! milk is not milk anymore!" theories: do you guys think drugs is a government thing or not? like i can safely do drugs without the cia spying on me or not
Anonymous 190234>>190246>>190263
I’m so fucking horny right now s I would shove Kirby in my pussy and I’m not even the Kirby girl. Any fictional man will do I’m tired of the real world. Imagine him squirming around in there tho
Anonymous 190235
>>190191sounds like concentrated milk or something. honestly dairy farms have too much milk to play with. we're filtering it down now? give me a break. just stop milking the cows. stop breeding the cows. we don't need super milk. I eat cheese (and sour cream on potatoes) but I would give it up if the dairy industry would just stop.
cows are supposed to live for 15-25 years. the life expectancy of a dairy cow is 2.5 - 6 years. it's obviously not a cruelty-free system
Anonymous 190243
>>190218It's about to reopen now, I think
Anonymous 190244>>190254
>>190232
>>190237
>coming from a sonicfag
The game literally needed a vtuber to get any attention in Japan.
Anonymous 190245>>190254
>>190237
fr and it's such a boring game too
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>>190238How? Can't be worse than anime boys, serial killers, ultra radi-cool hedgehogs.
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>>190225fucking stop being autistic, no one cares about danganronpa in 2022
Anonymous 190253>>190255
only the worst types of anons come here when lc is down
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>>190244danganronpa is so low selling they had to put it on the App Store and the game is basically known for being a laughing stock prerequisite for your turn to die
>>190245i couldn't even get through the first one, it's so goddamn bad
Anonymous 190255>>190259
>>190253One big room full of bad bitches
Anonymous 190258
>>190238leave kirbynona alone
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>>190254>danganronpa is so low sellingIt's literally the 4th highest selling visual novel series of all time but alright.
>and the game is basically known for being a laughing stock prerequisite for your turn to dieEh, I like both but Nankidai can't even finish YTTD after 5 years.
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>>190234>>190219>And yes, I do draw and write porn of Kirby characters Anonymous 190264>>190275
>>190259Weed and used tampons and bath & body works eucalyptus spearmint hand sanitizer, personally
Anonymous 190265>>190269
>>190263I feel I should clarify, I did not write the post about shoving Kirby up my vaginal canal. Ureatheral vore is deplorable and subjecting Kirby to that is fucking horrifying.
Anonymous 190266
>>190260
I'm getting a "this site cannot be found" I'm thinking good news?? I hope?
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>>190261sonic outsold + danganronpa is cringe
Anonymous 190269>>190274
>>190265>I feel I should clarify, I did not write the post about shoving Kirby up my vaginal canal. I know, that pic was for both of you
Anonymous 190270>>190277
>>190267Sonic is more cringe though.
Anonymous 190271>>190278
>>190261Is that a gijinka of Gumball from the Amazing World of Gumball?
Anonymous 190273
>>190263swear to god I'm gonna white knight kirby nona I'm gonna fight u you will not make this environment toxic for her she is a native plant and you're messing up the PH of the soil
Anonymous 190274>>190291
>>190269Oh. Is it that bad? It's an acquired taste but it's actually really erotic once you're able to appreciate it's aesthetic appeal.
Anonymous 190275>>190286
>>190264>body works eucalyptus spearmint hand sanitizeryou are being too optimistic. the real smell would be weed, used tampons and mold
Anonymous 190276
Hog pussy hoes back to your failed thread
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>>190270yeah keep trying to convince yourself of that
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>>190271No it's Sou Hiyori, who's basically Komaeda but a moe brainlet.
Anonymous 190279
>>190261I think I know your twitter lol
Anonymous 190281
When will you yume haters understand? IT’S OK WHEN WOMEN DO IT.
I STAN KIRDEDE .
Anonymous 190282>>190285>>190290
>>190278your turn to die is such a troon game lol
Anonymous 190284>>190292
>>190278It looks like a gijinka version of Gumball from the Amazing World Of Gumball being shipped with a gijinka genderbent version of the cactus. Westaboos are out of this world so it's not too farfetched.
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>>190282No it's an otome game.
Anonymous 190286>>190297
>>190275they should unhide /sty/ some nonas really need it (like the one that posted her period clot in /ot/) but it will probably just be purged or something when/if lolcow comes back
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>>190280says a fan of the edgiest franchise of all time
Anonymous 190288
>homestuck videos
>danganronpa fujos
crazy place
Anonymous 190289>>190294>>190295>>190301
I was really rooting for you yumefags before when I didn't know what it meant, but now that I have witnessed the filth of the kirby anon(s), I truly understood why you people are hated.
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>>190282better than dang man ropeme
Anonymous 190291>>190328
>>190274what's the erotic appeal of baby blob things
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>>190284Which one is the cactus? I've only seen a few episodes of gumball honestly.
>>190287It's not even the edgiest VN with a death game in it, fate is way more edgy.
Anonymous 190293>>190300
I LOVE THE SO CALLED “MENTALLY ILL” WEABOO WOMEN!!! I WISH THEY WOULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD.
Anonymous 190295>>190299>>190304
>>190289what’s so wrong about loving a little pink ball
Anonymous 190297>>190307>>190309
>>190286Blood clot nona did nothing wrong. Her candor is inspiring, don't you dare try to silence her.
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>>190292"edgy" meaning needlessly gory and "dark" and specifically made for edgy 14 year olds or those with that same mental level
Anonymous 190299>>190303>>190320
>>190295loving is okay but it shouldn't be sexualized
Anonymous 190300
>>190293i wish that you all could get together in a big room and after that I would go there lock the room and set it on fire
Anonymous 190301>>190314>>190324
>>190289Don't lump us with normal husbandos with the wierdo ones.
Anonymous 190302
I feel like I'm in prison. Just 2 more days and I'm on holidays. If this keeps up I'll have a mental breakdown caused by work.
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>>190298Yes fate is far more edgy than DR in that sense.
Anonymous 190307>>190317
>>190297>Blood clot nona did nothing wrongExcept for lying about her clot size, that thing was puny.
Anonymous 190309
>>190297she didn't do anyhting wrong I love it and she did politely spoil it but if there was a board for that sort of thing she wouldn't have to spoiler it
Anonymous 190310>>190319
>>190305No I seriously don’t get it. Kirdede anon is dedicated and seems truly in love with Kirby and co. Why does everyone freak out about it?
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>>190306who the fuck brought up fate
Anonymous 190312
one of the 2d idol songs that's on my spotify playlist has lyrics that sound like "cumming face" and i laugh every time. yeah boys, that's really great.
Anonymous 190313
I have to be at work in 3 hours and haven’t gotten an inkling of sleep. Pray for me.
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the episode game >> sonic >> danganronpa >> your turn to die
Anonymous 190316>>190321
>>190311Me, I'm saying DR while pretty edgy isn't even the most edgy VN in the death game genre (which is already niche as fuck) so it's not even close to the most edgy franchise of all time.
Anonymous 190317
>>190307I feel like we crossed paths in the vent thread in a past life Anonymous 190319>>190326
>>190310See
>>190219>And yes, I do draw and write porn of Kirby characters. Anonymous 190320>>190322
>>190299i love metaknight as well but all my lewd thoughts are directed at him in gijinka form.
Anonymous 190322
>>190315I played the mean girls one but I didn't wanna spend money.
>>190320God I wish I could find that shota Metaknight gijinka again, twas cute.
Anonymous 190323>>190327
>>190321No I'm just saying that DR is edgy but it's not the most edgy franchise ever.
If we're just talking about VNs the most edgy is probably like maggot baits or something.
Anonymous 190324
>>190301Okay you're right, I'm sorry. I'll still root for the normal ones but Kirby anon should kill herself. Are we sure she isn't a scrote? Like she is rivaling the worst coomers. I refuse to believe a woman would be so fucking disgusting.
Anonymous 190325
>>190321ive never played this game before but just for that scene it seems to be so moid-like
Anonymous 190326>>190331>>190342
>>190319Ok, so? Almost every yume/fujo draws porn and writes smut of their favs. I seriously do not understand all the hate she gets.
Anonymous 190328>>190335>>190336>>190341
>>190291>babyFirst OFF. THEY'RE. NOT. BABIES. None of them are. Kirby can only be considered a baby if you're talking purely in the context of the anime, 星のカービィ, where Kirby was unearthed from his warpstar 200 yesrs eariler than he should have been. Outside of the anime, which mind you is a 6/10 at best, is non-canon. Kirby, like most characters bar Adeline/Ado (she's the only canon child) are vague in age. As that was intentional for one reason. Kirby being vague in both gender and age is so that ANYONE can enjoy Kirby, woman and man, young and old. As for erotic appeal… it depends on the character. For Meta Knight he's fot all intents and purpose "perfect top or dom". Meta Knight is super cool and has many 'appeal point', he weilds a mighty sword, has his own battle ship, commands his own fleet of soldiers and more. He has bat wings, wears a mask and cape, has an adorable face under said mask and cape and so on. I think a big charm that Meta Knight has is that he has a lot of 'gap moe' to him. He hides himself under the facade of mystique, he's strong and powerful, and he has an air of stoicism and maturity but he also has an adorable face similar to Kirby, he has a huge sweet tooth (which could imply his body is erotically plump), he cares about upholding a chivalric knightly code! It's hard to put into words but Meta Knight is just really good all around. He's perfect for taking on a more dominant and mature role with his whole "intimidating knightly aura" but you can knock off his mask and turn him into total humilation bait.
Anonymous 190329
guys please the new error is sussing me out so much
the ip is gone
Anonymous 190331>>190343>>190363
>>190326You must be trolling if you can't tell the difference between porn of normal human characters and porn of Kirby and Dedede.
Anonymous 190332
>>190327That's some Komaeda sexy guro .
Anonymous 190334
>>190327this made me horny….
Anonymous 190335
>>190328samefag but I gotta add. To clarify, Kirby as a franchise has MANY different medias. There's Kirby anime, there's Kirby manga (several different ones), there's even Kirby novels. So if someone says "I love Dedede!" or "I love Meta Knight" it's not uncommon for someone to either describe which one of Meta Knight or Dedede they like or their individual interpretation of Dedede or Meta Knight may have an amalgamation of different traits pulled in from different media. It's surprisingly cool and can lead to a lot of fun interpretations.
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>>190333
NOOOOOOO
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>>190337
Why are you so mad? What is scrote brained about anything I said?
Anonymous 190341
>>190328anon are you proud of this?
Anonymous 190342
>>190326>yume/fujoREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous 190343>>190356
>>190331I’m not trolling I just don’t care. Why do they have to be human? Yeah she’s unconventional but it’s not harmful to literally anyone or anything.
You yume haters act like yumes with anthro husbandos are like the zoosadists. Bitch is just writing fanfic about a 8 inch tall pink ball. It’s literally funny, and harmless.
Anonymous 190344
>>190339>What is scrote brained about anything I said?nta but literally everything. you sounds like a girl chris chan
Anonymous 190345
Will we even have LC back in time for christmas?
Anonymous 190346
>>190339NTA but it did sound a bit "he's really 5000 years old" tier excuse kek
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I drew me and my husbando like a sonics
Anonymous 190348>>190354
>>190333
>still haven't recovered from surgery a month later
>phone stolen by an aggressive scrote who stalked me the whole evening
>workload of two people at once
>lolcow is dead
Well… can 2022 get even worse than that?
Anonymous 190349>>190360>>190383
>>190339Bitch I'm mad because Kirby has been one of my favourite franchises since I was fucking 5 years old. I don't know a single fucking scrote who would say even half the shit you have said about this innocent sweet character. Fuck you. Like you might as well have said you draw porn of puppies or some shit. Fuck you! I've never hated someone so much. I really feel like I'm talking to some reddit scrote here, you are that fucking awful.
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>>190230Writing those prompts is so fun!! I love when anons ask too, it really gets the 'ol yoom brain going.
Anonymous 190351>>190355>>190360>>190374>>190378
Ok just as a question
Why are most of you okay with fucking Shadow the hedgehog but not Kirby? Shouldn't they be on equal footing?
Anonymous 190352
>>190321That is a particularly bad moment, usually it's just a background layer of passive fanservice.
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all of this cringe kirby/sonic husbandoposting is fujo propaganda in their war to prove that the yumes are more cringe
Anonymous 190355>>190361
>>190351Because Kirby is their comfort character and none of these girls play sonic.
Anonymous 190356
>>190343ntayrt but
>disliking kirby porn = yume hatercome on now, some of us are yumes ourselves and still think it's weird
Anonymous 190357
>>190350>>190347god i love nonas who draw self insert art
Anonymous 190358
>>190354In 10 days I have more than enough time to have my life ruined, I'm bracing myself.
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>>190353Fujo here, I'm pretty indifferent to yumes I get the appeal on some level though because I waifu Ange from Umineko.
Anonymous 190360>>190365
>>190351Sonic autism has always been a thing and it's pretty much normalized at this point. Also refer to my other post here
>>190349 that anon is taking something very precious to me (and other anons I'm sure) and shitting all over it, just like scrotes do. It's sick.
Anonymous 190361>>190378
>>190355I still don't really get it? I mean I used to be really into kirby as a kid but I'm not really sure how it's that different from sonicfagging.
Anonymous 190362
>>190353Kirdede anon ships the boys together and most Shadow fangirls ship him with Sonic. The fake ass war between yumes and fujos is so stupid. It overlaps so much.
Anonymous 190363
>>190331Idk, I'd rather have Kirby porn than gross moid rape porn. It's obvious she's just autistic and obsessed with it because of good childhood memories she had. This is just the product of those feelings mixing with reaching adult sexual maturity.
Anonymous 190364>>190367
>>190350OOOH this is so cute!
>>190347 was me lol aaah I'm inspired to draw us getting married now!
Anonymous 190365>>190369
>>190360She isn’t shitting on it she’s enjoying it in her own weird way. Stop taking this shit so personally, jfc.
Anonymous 190366>>190373
some anons here likes to talk about the celebrity cows threads but this yume vs fujo thing is so insufferable too
Anonymous 190367
>>190364I love it anon! If it wasn't 3 in the morning for me I'd draw some fanart for you kek
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Kirby guro lol
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>>190365By shitting on it, I meant basically just defiling it. I hate when scrotes take something pure and cute and ram their dicks into it. She's basically doing the same thing. Fuck her and fuck you too
Anonymous 190370
>>190350this is so wonderful, so dreamlike like from a fairytale romance!
Anonymous 190371
>>190347No way nonni3 this is so cute.
Anonymous 190373
>>190366>as soon as it popped up on lc more often it started in my usual husbandoposting spotsit's so dumb. can't we just high five and learn to tag stuff?
Anonymous 190374>>190378
>>190351I was thinking the same thing. to me they are identical.
Anonymous 190375
>>190359Stop avatarfagging
Anonymous 190376
I think there's 3 types:
>Fujos
>Yumes
>Yumefujos
Most people are the third option but "strict fujos" and "strict yumes" get into infighting a lot
Anonymous 190377
>>190372Ok the dead libido and voyeuri fantasies is true kek.
Anonymous 190378>>190392>>190481
>>190351>>190361>>190374kirby just looks too innocent and babyish (even if he's really ageless or hundreds of years old) to me. idk it's like wanting to fuck a plushie. the designs give off a different impression
Anonymous 190379
>>190372she looks like me….
Anonymous 190380>>190386
Dreamt last night I met a girl who called herself a “mega terf” in real life… why can’t it be real.
Anonymous 190381
>>190369No she isn’t, shes obviously very emotionally invested in Kirby and loves him.
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>>190369Now you're just being a little bitch anon
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>>190349For someone who's been into Kirby for so long you clearly haven't been in the community enough.
>I don't know a single fucking scrote who would say even half the shit you have said about this innocent sweet character.That's where you're wrong. This is more so the JP fandom so please bare in mind. The JP-Kirby fandom, more so the derivative work side is predominantly women, like 98.5% and one of the most popular characters is probably Meta Knight with couplings being Meta Knight x Kirby. AND LET ME TELL YOU THERE'S A LOT. Art, novels, doujinshi(several which I have) it's there. There's a surprisingly HUGE amount of smut to, all of it is mostly made by women. To say it is scrotish to have such thoughts about Meta Knight or shipping is a baseless accusation as it's a huge part of the fandom. You really think scrotes would make shit like pic related? The JP-fandom is literally factions of Meta Knight, Magolor, Dedede, Marx and so on who each have their own dedicated ships like Magolor stans loving Magolor x Kirby or Magolor x Marx. It more so sounds like your personally offended rather than it actually being a moral problem.
Anonymous 190385
>>190369i agree with you anon sexualizing a character who looks like a baby is such a moid/porn addicted thing to do.
Anonymous 190386
>>190380It's true I was the girl
Anonymous 190387>>190388>>190389>>190394>>190398
who cares about Sonic? the chao garde will never come back so what's the point?
Anonymous 190389
>>190387The fans are funny because they're all insane.
Anonymous 190390
>>190383I love you Kirby anon. Never stop.
Anonymous 190391>>190393>>190397
So lolcow is just dead now? What the fuck is Shaymin doing
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>>190378>wanting to fuck a plushiereal talk: many girls have done this Anonymous 190394
>>190387I worked so hard to make my blue running type Chao to look like sonic
Anonymous 190396
sorta OT but whenever people mention Shaymin the pokemon's cry plays in the back of my head does this happen to anyone else?
Anonymous 190397>>190421
>>190391i wish lc would come back this unfunny spamming kirby anon would just get banned there
Anonymous 190398
>>190387Why not? This was by far my favorite part of the game and my main reason for playing. I was so fascinated by it.
Anonymous 190399
>>190392humping a teddy bear while imagining something else still feels different than drawing porn of it imo
Anonymous 190400
>>190395
They’re migrating servers wouldn’t this be normal?
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i can’t do this anymore i had a dream about browsing lc last night
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>all these retarded fujo vs yume psyops
I smell a rancid xy. Stay seething, fictional men will always be superior and I'm glad my fujo/yume sisters know that.
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My next chao project : turning pink two-tone into an angel chao in its next life
Anonymous 190404>>190408
>>190402do you think that everyone who disagrees with you must be a moid?
Anonymous 190405>>190417
>>190395
She is migrating to another server, just like she said.
Anonymous 190406
In going to shit my pants I hate met Forman all my s hate metformin
Anonymous 190407
Sonic is a moid franchise ngl
Anonymous 190410>>190415
>>190409>the same 5 franchises over and over againyawn
Anonymous 190413
>>190411Oh god not you again
Anonymous 190414
>>190402need to find a kent ito voiced character yume to sperg with
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>>190410Wtf? It's not our fault no one wants to make good yuri media. We only get crumbs, fuck off if you have a problem that we appreciate the little that we get
Anonymous 190416>>190420>>190422>>190437
>>190383I can't read any of japanese text that but it doesn't look like porn, how is that the same thing as saying she writes and draws porn of kirby? Writing and drawing porn about waddledees fucking kirby, or even talking about shoving kirby up her vagina, is rancid and coom-brained. Like another anon said, female chris chan behavior.
Anonymous 190417
>>190405where. she only said there was 'maintenance'
Anonymous 190418>>190419>>190423
>>190415It's hard to claim superiority when all you have is crumbs, who are you claiming it over? Ants?
Anonymous 190419
>>190418i'm spraying you with water. no more fighting over anime characters.
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>>190416new theory just came up: the kirby spamming anon is christine chan
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>>190397for all the hate she gets she really doesn't freak out at people or spam. I don't think she was ever banned and I never saw her break the site rules or anything. like I said she's a native plant. you're a weed if you're trying to choke her out.
Anonymous 190422
>>190416> talking about shoving kirby up her vaginathat wasn't her, read better.
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>>190418Quality beats quantity
Anonymous 190424
>>190372Peak female performance unironically
Anonymous 190426>>190436
>>190423Utena is a repetitive shitty anime.
Anonymous 190427>>190433>>190439
>>190421she would get banned on lc for spamming kirby on unrelated threads like she is doing here through.
Anonymous 190428>>190429>>190449
>>190421she was banned and redtexted from in husbando threads on /g/. she even mentioned this in one of the doodle rooms
Anonymous 190430
>>190409I take it back this is peak female performance
Himes>fujo/yumes
Anonymous 190431
>>190403omg shes gorgeous…… i love making pretty two-tone chaos
Anonymous 190432>>190435>>190438
>>190409are you reading Liar Satsuki? Satsuki is my hero. is it himejoshi if I want to be her princess? (not familiar with the term)
Anonymous 190433>>190442
>>190427but this is a bunker thread, it's not meant for any topic in particular so if she spams kirby she's not really breaking lc or cc rules
Anonymous 190434
so how come some women want to be like, the pussy police?
>wahh don't like yume content
>wahh don't like yaoi
>wahhh don't like small pink blobs
like who gives a fuck? moids are out there with much worse sexual tastes with absolutely no shame. why tf should i care if a woman wants to sexualize kirby? how does that help us?
Anonymous 190435
>>190432Yes himejoshi just means female yuri fan
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>>190426Compared to the most popular fujobait animes like Yuri on Ice, I think it's safe to say the yuri genre is well represented kek
Anonymous 190437>>190445>>190455
>>190416>even talking about shoving kirby up her vaginaFirst off, not me.
>how is that the same thing as saying she writes and draws porn of kirby?What I'm saying is, Kirby is predominantly inhabited by women in the "derivative work" sphere of the fandom and that it's common as fuck for both kinds of stuff, safe and not-safe content, to be made and that it's no different than someone drawing porn of anime boys fucking or romances between them. It's a matter of perspective, because even I will admit that to the uninitiated this all looks crazy but if you actually knew it's relatively normal within the fandom. What I don't understand is what is scrotish about it? If someone drew porn of Ado then that would be scrotish and deserving of a gunshot to the head but if it's Meta Knight and Kirby then I don't see the problem
Anonymous 190438
>>190432you'd just be a yumejo if you want to be hers. gender of the character doesn't matter for yume.
Anonymous 190439>>190442
>>190427Who gives a shit it's a bunker thread
Anonymous 190440>>190448
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T. Himefujo
Anonymous 190441
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Anonymous 190442>>190447
>>190433>>190439you all are right but idc she is unbearable
Anonymous 190443>>190456
>>190436Yeah, you've got a point there.
The only fujo anime I actually thought was good was hybrid child honestly while there's a fair amount of good yuri anime.
Anonymous 190444>>190450
I almost want to post my twitter in case any of you wants to follow me whenever lc is down.
Anonymous 190445>>190451>>190452>>190473
>>190437it's "scrotish" because they want women to be pure asexual beings, only ever want to have very bland/normal sex with men, or be cottagecore lesbian wlw who hold hands and kiss but never have sex because that's "too porny". ignore people like that, nona. they have sexual problems of their own.
Anonymous 190446>>190453>>190485
All Fujos will eventually troon out, so why bother arguing with them
Anonymous 190447
>>190442I don't know, I think she's pretty entertaining
I like her extreme autism about Kirby slits or whatever to the point where I wanna hear how she HC's how they fuck.
Anonymous 190448
>>190440I agree.
t. fujoyumehime
Anonymous 190449
>>190428I stand corrected she's a criminal
Anonymous 190450>>190478
>>190444Don't do that, you never know what moids or troons are lurking the site and could end up stalking you
Anonymous 190452>>190457
>>190445how did you get all of this from people thinking kirby porn is weird wtf..nobody even mentioned those things
Anonymous 190453>>190458
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>>190446You're so retarded. Why is it so hard for you to accept a normal woman can squee at two cute anime boys kissing without any tranny shit going on. Genuinely starting to think this is an anti yume psyop
Anonymous 190456>>190462>>190475
>>190443Hybrid Child is not very good nonni3, you should watch Doukyusei or Umibe no Etranger. Those are the best things we've had so far.
Anonymous 190457>>190463>>190481
>>190452if you can't answer these simple questions: "why does it matter" and "why is it scroteish", it will be answered for you with conjecture
Anonymous 190458>>190464>>190465>>190467
>>190453normal women aren't obesseded with gay porn, you will troon out at some point
Anonymous 190459
>>190454
it's all speculation
Anonymous 190460
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>>190436leave us YoIstacies out of this
Anonymous 190461
>>190451strongest womansexualityhater comeback
Anonymous 190462
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>>190456I love doukyuusei so much it's unreal
Anonymous 190463>>190469
>>190457It's been explained multiple times by multiple anons why it's scroteish. Get over it.
Anonymous 190464
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Anonymous 190465>>190472>>190483>>190488
>>190458what are normal women obsessed with?
Anonymous 190466
>>190455nta but you know women can have autism too, right?
Anonymous 190467>>190484>>190492
>>190458normal women don't go on imageboards period, by your logic everyone on CC and lolcow will troon out.
Anonymous 190468>>190476
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Anonymous 190469
>>190463no it hasn't but ok lol, hope you can get over women being "weird"
Anonymous 190470>>190474>>190649
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Someone mentioned in the last thread that lc will come back after Christmas, is that confirmed? I can't wait that long
Anonymous 190471>>190486
>>190455kirby anon if you shove your kirby plushie into your ass i will not delete your devianart kirby porn account
Anonymous 190473>>190480
>>190445oh god not you again
Anonymous 190474
>>190470No but I get the same feeling.
Anonymous 190475
>>190456I watched Umibe, it just felt like one of those 'read the manga' movies, which it failed at for me since I had no interest in reading the manga after watching the movie.
Anonymous 190476>>190487
>>190468please for the love of all things that are holy, get me out of here and back onto lolcow. some of these anons here with us in the bunker threads are making me want to kermit
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>>190450yeah that's why I said "almost", it's tempting but I'm too paranoid for that.
Anonymous 190479>>190514
>>190436yuri on ice isn't even bait it was canon gay. and it was wicked popular. one weird thing I remember is that I used to listen to the My Brother My Brother And Me podcast and even they talked about it. then it just kinda died, no sequel or anything. I would like to listen to tinfoil about why that is.
Anonymous 190480
>>190473never posted in defense of kirbyanon before, always ignore fujo/yume arguments but now it's infested the only thread we have. cope.
Anonymous 190481
>>190457i don't think it's the biggest issue in the world, i dunno here's my reasoning
>>190378 Anonymous 190483
>>190465it varies based on what makes the person say that insecure
Anonymous 190484>>190489>>190491>>190496
>>190467>normal women don't go on imageboards periodnahh in the last thread anons here agreed that taylor swift definitely post on imageboards
Anonymous 190485
>>190446And yet they'll always be women, something that you'll never be.
Anonymous 190486>>190519>>190528
>>190471Personally, I find people who defile plushies to be utterly degenerate. I like Kirby, but I respect the merchandise as it's a psychical manifestation of something someone is passionate about and such. I feel that to go as far as doing something like that is completely and utterly insane, and denotes you as mentally ill and disrespectful to the original source media. There's a reason why most plushfuckers are moids after all.
Anonymous 190487
>>190476at least in the farms i can just ignore the autist sperging, here I'm stuck on the bunker thread with anons discussing if kirby is for scrotes or not
Anonymous 190488
>>190465Having a sassy gay best friend
Anonymous 190490>>190501>>190530
We are quite literally the only ones posting on this site
Anonymous 190491
>>190484>Implying based Tay Tay is a normalfag Anonymous 190492
>>190467you are wrong, my queen kiki kannibal has been on imageboards before
Anonymous 190493
>>190489>scrolls thru discographyWhat do you think
Anonymous 190494
>>190489taylor swift would post on snow and the relationship advice thread.
Anonymous 190495
>>190489yume bc her break up songs etc
Anonymous 190496
>>190484she would. seethe.
Anonymous 190498>>190500
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Anonymous 190499>>190520
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Anonymous 190501>>190511
>>190490it's so quiet outside of the bunker thread, it feels very eerie. i keep venturing outside this thread just to see what else anons are saying but it's just complete silence.
Anonymous 190503
>>190500I honestly didn't like either of them, the Wammy boys are cute though.
Anonymous 190505
>>190500light initially bc he was more good looking, now l bc he is strange and i hate normie men
Anonymous 190506
>>190500Light. Shit, I still do.
Anonymous 190507>>190512
It's not that normie women wouldn't post on imageboards, it's that imageboards are more obscure than where normie women do post. LanaBoards had plenty of normie posters, MumsNet is full of just random normie women, and more niche places like MyProAna or something are also female oriented spaces. I think normies lean more towards actual forums as opposed to anon boards
Anonymous 190508
>>190502The correct answer.
Anonymous 190509>>190516
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Anonymous 190510>>190526
>>190500Ew neither. It’s Lelouch for me .
Anonymous 190511>>190522
>>190501that's what this site is always like n0nny
Anonymous 190513>>190515>>190518>>190524
please god strike me down so i can leave this thread i can't do it on my own
Anonymous 190514
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>>190479>no sequel or anythingW-we don't know that yet..They didn't officially cancel the movie yet.
Anonymous 190515
>>190513You can do it, I believe in you!
Anonymous 190516>>190521>>190523>>190531
>>190509stop with this uwu girl thing you sound like a troon
Anonymous 190517
>>190219 Hopefully soon because I ain’t doing my own research on shaymus lmao
Anonymous 190518
>>190513same. at least we are struggling together
Anonymous 190519>>190546
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>>190486I agree I couldn't look my gloworm in the face when puberty hit and i feel guilty to this day
Anonymous 190520
>>190499Yeah I got the same thing
Anonymous 190521
>>190516pweaste stop buwwying….
Anonymous 190522
>>190511I’ve seen it more active, given that when I came back a few hours later it was full tranny raid
Anonymous 190523
>>190516Can I has cheeseburger style typing is for either sex
Anonymous 190524>>190527
>>190513Are you guys really upset? I find this absolutely hilarious. The chaos, fast posting, stupid infighting, and name calling is so funny.
Anonymous 190525
>>190500L because eyebags
Anonymous 190526>>190538
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>>190510He's a man slut though, he literally has four kids all with different parents (CC, Kallen, his sister and Suzaku respectively) in the mobile game.
Anonymous 190527
>>190524I haven't been in an active group chat since middle school on kik so this is fun for me
Anonymous 190528
>>190486Agreed. It feels wrong to have people who would commit such an act just hanging around in society. They need to be skirted off into their own community far far away from regular society. And by community I mean an insane asylum specifically just for them.
Anonymous 190529>>190532>>190533>>190537
I was decorating xmas cookies with my mom and aunt and the topic of those PrEP commercials came up and we all agreed gay scrotes are disgusting sluts. Why do they play those commercials during tv for normal people anyways they should play on porn sites or the data lounge
Anonymous 190531
>>190516uwu (in a post ironic feminist way)
Anonymous 190534>>190540
>>190532wow that's me in picrel
Anonymous 190535>>190540>>190551>>190563
>>1905124chan is cancer though. I know women post there but after experiencing lolcow, the moidposting there is unbearable. I tried to explain how lolcow works to a friend of mine and she found it confusing. Idk about the US, but the concept of imageboards is probably unusual to the average female user here. Even though I was glad to stumble on fellow country posters on lolcow and on the lolcow music nights
Anonymous 190536>>190544
>>190530every time i see lolcow mentions on reddit and twitter I feel repulsed
Anonymous 190537
>>190529Those commercials and the erectile dysfunction commercials should be fucking banned. Also the bent carrot commercials. Why the fuck are half the commercials these days about men and their dicks? I'm tired of it.
Anonymous 190538
>>190526>mobile gameNot canon idc
Anonymous 190539>>190543
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Anonymous 190540>>190545>>190568
>>190535>>190534>>190533I'm glad you're all here nonas I'm genuinely so happy lolcow and cc exist. these little corners of the internet where it's mostly based women are so rare and precious
Anonymous 190543
>>190539Don't post this it makes me think of minions and then makes me go into an uncontrollable rage
Anonymous 190544
>>190536Me searching “lolcow” “l0lc0w” “lolc*w” “łôłčòw” etc to sus out the newfags
Anonymous 190545>>190549>>190555
>>190540>lolcow and cc>based womengirl did u lost the kirby infighting
Anonymous 190546>>190547>>190573
>>190519This is my daughters favorite toy and she carries it everywhere and moids always act so fucking autistic about it and make weird jokes. Like seriously she's a baby just playing with toys stop making everything weird
Anonymous 190547>>190550
>>190546gloworms are from the 1980s there's no way your daughter has one unless she's a millennial
Anonymous 190548
Lumen dropped kiwifarms btw.
Anonymous 190549
>>190545It's part of the charm
Anonymous 190550>>190556
>>190547They brought them back
Anonymous 190551>>190554
>>190535Those of us who knew about imageboards before Lolcow and its predecessors existed just had to manage. /cgl/ was fine before moids took over recently.
Anonymous 190554>>190560>>190572
>>190551I went back to cgl after two years of not using it and was honestly flabbergasted at the state it was in. How did that even manage to happen? We're all the old mods replaced with scrotes or what?
Anonymous 190555
>>190545that was a based conversation
Anonymous 190556
>>190550no way… for real?
Anonymous 190557>>190562
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Anonymous 190558>>190576>>190581
>>190512Ayrt. Yes, 4chan is famous, but think about
why it's famous. You and I know it's full of every kind of moid from normie to complete cancercels. Normies know 4chan as a dark web murder group of nazis who organise mass shootings and plan out genocides of gay people. It's not a place where normie women are going to gravitate towards
Anonymous 190559
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Anonymous 190560
>>190554>We're all the old mods replaced with scrotes or what?Had to have been what happened, it's literally unusable now.
Anonymous 190561>>190570
muscular underarms erotic
Anonymous 190562
>>190557I thought this too but then I see them be like “not all radfems are TERF” and I lose all hope.
Anonymous 190563>>190566>>190571>>190588>>190602
>>190535What really made me stop posting on 4chan was the harassment. You could never talk about any female oriented anime or manga without getting insulted by moids. Fujo threads always got spammed and derailed to death, fighting and pleading with the mods to have 1 fucking thread in peace was so stressful. You could never give any opinion as a girl without being told to fuck off or derailing threads, so you had to shut up and put up with moids' warped perception of women and what they like. So tiring, I'm glad I left.
Anonymous 190565>>190575>>190583>>190589
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Anonymous 190566
>>190563Good choice you're not missing out on much
Anonymous 190567
Why it is showing as if lolcow didn't exist?
Anonymous 190570>>190577>>190584
>>190561did you mean to type this into google n0nnie
Anonymous 190571>>190600
>>190563fr. i used to lurk /x/ sometimes but now its infested with /pol/ "jews run the world!" moids
Anonymous 190572
>>190554I remember hearing last year on lc that /cgl/ has actual tranny jannies now which explains a lot.
Generally the coomerism is off the charts on 4chan. I remember going to /sp/ world cup threads since 2010 and while they were always fast and spammy threads they never had as much porn as they did this year. It was like every 3rd post was a porn gif, unbearable.
Anonymous 190573
>>190546Damn nonni3 I'm not a mom but I don't know if I could put up with that. I think I would just insult them and tell them to shut the fuck up.
Anonymous 190575>>190582>>190613
>>190565sorry but this post is lesbian troon behavior wtf
Anonymous 190576>>190586>>190592>>190593
>>190558nona this isn't true anymore i'm sorry, 4chan is a curiosity for children and teenagers at this point. very few people are actually scared of it besides boomers and very clueless millenials. like 60% of users are zoomers and girls from tiktok claiming to be 19+, posting pics of themselves or people they know, and insulting eachother lol. sometimes normies think it's funny to post nonsense on /b/ when bored, but don't really go there regularly
Anonymous 190578
>>190568>making picrews of your ugly moid and not your otpCringe
Anonymous 190579
>>190568>the nonce from /x/ Anonymous 190581
>>190558I mean there is a genre of 30+ yo women who went on 4chan bc they played wow with their neckbeard husband. They look like homely normie women with jobs irl but on the inside they still have “unpopular in hs” complex.
Anonymous 190582>>190592
>>190575troons can't be lesbians. a lot of lesbians like cunnilingus
Anonymous 190583
>>190565this could be us but im agoraphobic
Anonymous 190584
>>190570I couldn't find the image I wanted to add, but it had to be said regardless. Google us also showing ampits, barf..
Anonymous 190586
>>190576This, the wokiest of woke "neurodivergent" did having zoomers with weird gender identities and neopronouns use 4chan nowadays.
Anonymous 190587
>>190564It’s always the most boring literal who’s that say this lmao
Anonymous 190588>>190594>>190599
>>190563fujo posting got better there (marginally). I notice there is always a very slow thread on /y/ with actual discussion of yaoi titles and people even refer to each other as "she" by default.
on /a/ there will occasionally be a BL thread with 0% stupid namecalling or derailing, just discussion of BL manga without smut (or minimal smut). and a little Ao No Flag trolling but not too much.
I say this as a very occasional lurker though. I got sick of it a long time ago but can't help but check back sometimes.
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>>190568And this is why I believe in elsie supremacy. No way we’d let them go unbullied.
Anonymous 190592>>190606>>190613
>>190576>4chan is a curiosity for children and teenagers at this pointdo you mean american children and teenagers right? because most of my irl friends dont give a fuck to imageboards
>>190582yeah but posting nsfw lesbian porn on unrelated topics is r/actuallylesbians behavior
Anonymous 190593>>190604>>190606
>>190576wtf? what boards do they use?
Anonymous 190594>>190603
>>190588Honestly feels like female posters are at an all time low currently on 4chan as depressing as that is.
Only board you really consistently see femanons still is like /cm/ and /co/
Anonymous 190595
>>190568they're too honest
Anonymous 190596>>190597
>>190568What if I fell in love with my husbando when he was more than a decade older, but now I've almost caught up. Also I've always been 3 years older than him anyway cause his game is set in the future…
Anonymous 190597
>>190596nona his ass isn't real
Anonymous 190599>>190616
>>190588Do you mean the homothreads with the mugen thread pic or is it an actual BL thread? The last homothread I was in like a month ago got spammed as well. I would be very interested in an actual BL thread.
Anonymous 190600
>>190571It's every fucking board now. Even the small inactive ones like /wsg/ or fucking /an/. Hence why I'm 99% sure 4chan is not even owned by proper mods or hiro anymore but feds making sure it stays unusable.
Anonymous 190601>>190607
>>190580
I must have been there in peak CP days because I still think admitting to lurking 4chan /b/ is tantamount to calling yourself a MAP
Anonymous 190602
>>1905634chan is just cringy. Every time I go on to try and give it another chance I last maybe 30 seconds because the moidposting is so viscerally painful.
Anonymous 190603>>190614>>190619
>>190594/ic/ has a cute boy thread with mostly female artists
Anonymous 190604
>>190593/co/, /v/ and other video game boards, /b/, /soc/, /r9k/, nobody threads in /x/. /mu/ is well-known by some actual normie musicians, lots of tiktok egirls think they're cool for knowing about /cgl/, etc
Anonymous 190606
>>190592>do you mean american children and teenagers right? because most of my irl friends dont give a fuck to imageboardsnta but I'm eastern euro, 4chan was well known in all slightly alternative/nerdy/gamer male circles as far back as 2012. It's really not that obscure, especially nowadays
>>190593/b/ has a ton of openly underage posters, I wouldn't know had I not went searching for something on the archive kek
Anonymous 190607
>>190601Literally why I avoid 4chan
Anonymous 190609>>190612
if you use 4chan, you're a pedophile, period
Anonymous 190611>>190630
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Anonymous 190612
>>190609nahh this generalization discredits the fight against real pedophiles
Anonymous 190613>>190618>>190620
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>>190575>>190592>Lesbian shitposting is troon behavior >Comparing this work of art to porn Anonymous 190614
>>190603I used to enjoy /ic/ but now I exclusively use it to destroy male egos
Anonymous 190616
>>190599yes thank you I forgot what they're called, I do mean the homothreads. I haven't lurked one for a year so I have no idea what they're like lately. they were ok in 2021 I guess lol
Anonymous 190617
Trannies cannot be lesbians because they are men. Transgenderism is the most patriarchal bullshit ever, it’s incel men who are so pussy deprived that they will try to be “haha one of the girlies” just to be around women. This post will be deleted because the ugly troon mod reading this will get his dick in a knot. Kys tranny.
Anonymous 190618>>190629
>>190613Literally, the first thought that came to mind when I saw the pic was how blatant the differences between lesbian art made by women are compared to males.
Anonymous 190619
>>190603I remember a thread a few weeks ago about someone asking why all artists in that thread are so good and they tried so hard to avoid the obvious answer kek. Moids quite literally can't cope.
Anonymous 190620
>>190613Is no music woman a meme now?
Anonymous 190621
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Anonymous 190622>>190631
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Anonymous 190625>>190628
>>190204the way you display your pins is so cute, i really love the ship (but especially shuichi) too
Anonymous 190627>>190642
>>190254I wanted to play it because I figured it’d be a cool rpg. Realized how boring it is. Fuckin Roblox used to (and probably still does) have better danganronpa knockoffs made by kids.
Anonymous 190629>>190633>>190637
>>190618i really am sick of nonas thinking "woman? being inappropriate or autistic?
male or tranny". learn to clock for fuck's sake
Anonymous 190630>>190632
>>190611Sucks too cause I hate kiwifarms & there’s not really anywhere else w gossip that hits the same as lc
Anonymous 190631
>>190622>LC>Positive environment Anonymous 190633>>190650
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Anonymous 190634
>>190632NTA but for me it's up on mobile
Anonymous 190635
How long is “planned downtime” planned for lol?
Anonymous 190636
>>190632yep it's just blocked by google search, i think. still up though.
Anonymous 190637>>190640>>190641
>>190629im not saying that this anon is a troon but its definitely inappropriate and coomer troon behavior
Anonymous 190638
I love my wardrobe.
Anonymous 190639
>>190632kf has been up for the past 2 months with no issues
Anonymous 190640>>190644
>>190637It's tasteful spoilered lesbian art with a meme caption in a thread where lesbian media has been a topic of conversation, not that deep
Anonymous 190641>>190644>>190645
>>190637the art is tasteful, we are all just shitposting. no need to pearl clutch.
Anonymous 190642>>190643
>>190627dr is garbage, badly written with almost no gameplay and the characters only exist for fanservice and are extremely one-dimensional and gimmicky. the only people i've seen hype it up are edgy teenagers who think it's "mature" because it's gory
Anonymous 190643>>190647
>>190642>with almost no gameplayIt's a visual novel, what did you expect?
Anonymous 190644>>190648
>>190641>>190640idc posting porn in unrelated topics is coomer troon behavior even if its a lesbian one. be better
Anonymous 190645
>>190641I would have gotten less feedback if I posted the danganronpa boys butt fucking each other
Anonymous 190647>>190651
>>190643it's bad as a game and badly written as a visual novel, it literally has no redeeming qualities. when people bring up criticisms of the writing or one of the 829292 plotholes i've seen fans say "it's just a game don't take it too seriously!!" but there's almost no gameplay
Anonymous 190648
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>>190644my neck
my back
lick my pussy and my crack
Anonymous 190649>>190652>>190653>>190654
>>190470LC-free Christmas? Maybe the gods are forcing me offline
Anonymous 190650
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>>190647I liked the first game, second one was okay, but DRV3 was pretty bad
Anonymous 190652
>>190649Xmas is already shitty enough this year lol what a gift
Anonymous 190653
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>>190649Why does God punish me
Anonymous 190654
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Anonymous 190656>>190657
is cc down now too
Anonymous 190658
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Still no LC, can't handle it
Anonymous 190659>>190666>>190677>>190679
>>190568This is so nasty, im at the beginning of my 20s but i never understand when girls date old men. Like they do understand they are being take advantage of right? They're not stupid minors anymore, it's sometimes hard for me to feel even empathy for girls like these. Do they just havd daddy issues, what causes some girls to put themselves through this?
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Anonymous 190661
>cold as fuck so I can’t sleep
>still no lolcow
Anonymous 190663>>190665>>190669>>190689
i hate to tinfoil but i think lolcow is gone forever sisters
Anonymous 190666>>190679
>>190659Always find it’s always the most immature chicks too because anyone with a good head on their shoulders would realize how weird it is. I’m 22 & maybe I’m just biased because of my experiences but I’d much rather be with someone my own age & grow together than be with some old man whose done all of it already lol. Then again if you’re both consenting adults do whatever as long as you aren’t hurting anyone
Anonymous 190667>>190692
next time somebody says they're doing IVF I'm gonna respond with "how very Elon Musk-core"
Anonymous 190669
>>190663Hopefully not, unless y’all know something I don’t I figured it’s just maintenance because they’ve been updating the site to some new shit or something due to all the troons & moids spamming and fucking up the threads
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This could be us, but you're straight, version 2.0, this hangs in a museum
Anonymous 190672>>190694
>>190670Tbh been drunk & done that to my friend, I’m straight and it checks out
Anonymous 190673
>>190670I went to the louvre in 2018 and bought this on a postcard at the giftshop
Anonymous 190674
Idk how handmaidens read posts on r/MTF and don't peak. All of their posts is about them wanting boobs, wishing to be anime girls, saying how much of dumb sluts they are, coomer behavior, etc. It is an amalgam of sexist stereotypes.
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Anonymous 190676
>>190671
Throw what around?
Anonymous 190677>>190679>>190680
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>>190659They don't. Billie Eilish is dating a 31 year old moid and she thinks she's so cool for doing it. Says shit like "I got this man, ME, I did it". You should see the interview where she talks about him. As if it were difficult for a hot 20 year old millionair to date a fucking 31 year old moid. She thinks he is amazing and looks up to him so much. It's so sad, he is so ugly and it makes me so mad.
Anonymous 190679>>190684
>>190677>>190666>>190659I would agree with you all if evan peters wasn't 35.
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Anonymous 190682>>190685
Should I make a toastie?
Anonymous 190684
>>190679Okay Evan Peters doesn’t count I’d make him my daddy any day & I hate that word w a passion ahaha
Anonymous 190685
>>190682you should make
me a toastie (please)
Anonymous 190686>>190691
>>190681
i feel like it's one of those things everyone knows, but no one talks about out of discomfort
Anonymous 190687
>>190683I mean I’d just shoot that out of pure fear if I was alone in the woods
Anonymous 190689>>190695>>190697
>>190663>>190668you're retarded, admin literally announced that she planned to migrate servers
Anonymous 190691
>>190686samefag: the post i am replying to was one that stated billie eyelash fucks her brother.
Anonymous 190694>>190696
>>190672My theory is that straight women are more comfortable in doing mild gay shit, exactly because of being straight. Unlikely to be a serious gesture with a lot of consequences.
Anonymous 190695
>>190689damn that's gonna take ages.
Anonymous 190696>>190698
>>190694It's true, the "no homo" straight girls are much more likely to be lesbian than the "OMG boobs girls are so hot" makes out with their friend type straight girls
Anonymous 190697>>190704
>>190689Was it announced on lc or somewhere else? I was out for a couple days so if it was on there I missed it
Anonymous 190698>>190699>>190702
>>190696dont like boobs = lesbian
like boobs = lesbian
literally coomer brain
Anonymous 190699>>190718
>>190698like cunnilingus = lesbian
don't like vaginas = lesbian
Anonymous 190700>>190701>>190703
Something is up on the lolcow.farm site. can't post acceptable screenshots cause I'm on mobile. it's…not looking good?
Anonymous 190701
>>190700samefag, I'm sorry I should have taken screenshots because I was somehow able to get into what looks like a front page stand in but can't anymore. sorry anons
Anonymous 190702>>190710
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>>190698The point is that straight women don't actually like boobs and thus can joke about it easily, while lesbians are hesitant because it's actually true
Anonymous 190703
>>190700hmmm yeah it is giving a different error this time
Anonymous 190704>>190705>>190707
>>190697They had a small banner at the top of the site that said “planned maintenance” with a date for at least a week, if not two. I didn’t look to see if it was announced in meta.
Anonymous 190706>>190721
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Anonymous 190707>>190709
>>190704It said a week? All I saw was "planned maintenance on the 19th" but I don't remember the date.
Anonymous 190708>>190711>>190732
ladies i was just out to drinks with my bf and some of his colleagues. i have a no irl friends and felt so awkward the whole time. the conversation took a turn to livestock and it took all of my strength to not bring up the interesting facts id learned earlier today while reading the wikipedia article for mr hands.
the autism is terminal.
Anonymous 190709
>>190707No, I mean the banner was up for the last week, at least. Not that maintenance would take a week lol
Anonymous 190710
>>190702Yes, straight women will flirt really hard with me, confusing the fuck out of me. Like, going really far. Then with actual other lesbians, could be going out on a date and there's hardly any flirting, just a lot of nervousness and apologetic confessions via DM after the fact. Or being expected to assume interest from just a couple glances.
Anonymous 190711>>190712
>>190708i will never understand anons who have a bf but no friends like friends are much easier to have
Anonymous 190712>>190731
>>190711Its not that complicated. There are ppl that when they find a bf/gf have 0 interest in other ppl like old friends etc. So idk of its soooo misteriussss
Anonymous 190714>>190720
>>190713
i'm one of the most insufferable people i know and yet i know 1 or 2 girls i might text every now and then. for you to be sociable enough to have a bf it's weird that you're not sociable enough to have friends.
Anonymous 190715
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There's a term for yumejoshi, fujoshi and himejoshi. What are you called if you like m/f ships?
Anonymous 190716
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are the weird pics gone? I'm afraid
Anonymous 190717
I tried to join a female only gaming discord and they ignored me when I sent verification so I left now I'm paranoid they are going to use my info for something even though I blocked stuff out. Dumb lonely me
Anonymous 190719>>190724
>>190249>Stop being autistic>Sonic gif Anonymous 190720
>>190714Like the anon above me said, it's lack of interest. We're not close so I kinda don't care much
Anonymous 190721
>>190706they have a kpop thread, let's revive CC
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Anonymous 190723
I can't believe you all think lolcow is gonna come back after that.
Anonymous 190724
>>190719Talking about Sonic, I hope the Sonic induced autism nona is reading this thread, love her
Anonymous 190725>>190741
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I dont feel like scrolling thru all the kirby yume drama, but I used to have a crush on claycia back when the game cane out & my main motivation to learn how to draw was for making NSFW art of her kek
Im pretty sure I still got a pic of me giving a pic of her a cake I made for valentines day somewhere…
Anonymous 190726
>>190204damn, you are unhinged (complimentary)
Anonymous 190728
For a second I thought lc was back but I just hadn't refreshed the page yet so I can keep on reading the tranny thread. Yay.
Anonymous 190730
>>190683kekkk hunters finally being useful
Anonymous 190731>>190740>>190745
>>190712i met him online and moved to his country. i work from home so i dont meet people irl and never really tried because i think im autistic
Anonymous 190732
>>190708I'm literally guffawing
Anonymous 190733>>190737
>>190729intp is the only femcel/incel enough to use imageboards
Anonymous 190734
>>190729a pround INFP (shinji ikari style)
Anonymous 190736
>>190729adhd, i can't get through the questions
Anonymous 190739>>190762>>190770
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UK girlies are the royal mail strikes done yet? I ordered some Terry's chocolate oranges to try them for the first time and I'm dying for them to get here. Should have ordered through some german shop instead of Amazon.
Anonymous 190740>>190745>>190746>>190758
>>190731>met him online>moved to his country alone>work from home>no friendsnta but damn so many redflags
Anonymous 190745
>>190731 i hope you never break up or you will be left all alone
>>190740second this
Anonymous 190746>>190754
>>190740he has plenty of friends but theyre not MY friends.
Anonymous 190748>>190750
why the fuck would you move to another country for a moid that encourages you sit in the house all day? way to ruin your whole life
Anonymous 190749>>190751
>>190729ISTJ-T, tell me if that means I'm autistic
Anonymous 190750>>190752>>190754
>>190748i had the work from home job before i moved here.
Anonymous 190751>>190755
>>190749I Swear To Jesus - Troon
Anonymous 190752>>190753
>>190750Let me guess, is it an age gap too??
Anonymous 190753
>>190752no im older by 1 year
Anonymous 190754>>190769
>>190746>>190750yeah and that makes your situation worse, do you usually frequent lc's relationship threads? how can you use a radfem imageboard and not realize that working from home, alone without friends in a foreign country because of a moid is not a smart move?
Anonymous 190757>>190771>>190774
>>190729MBTI is worse than astrology
Anonymous 190758>>190767
>>190740I'm the same but we both moved to a new country. He made friends but I'm retarded so I can't. I actually don't really want normie friends.
But for me this is better, because here I could leave him whenever I wanted and any job would pay me enough to support myself. Back in my 3rd world home country that would have been impossible. If we lived there and got married, I would be 100% depended on him. I love the 1st world.
Anonymous 190759>>190764>>190773
if you took the mbti test in 16p then its not real mbti, try sakirnova + read the functions
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Anonymous 190762
>>190739there's a royal mail strike? what the fuck
Anonymous 190764
>>190759all of it is fake garbage, every "new and improved" personality type system always ends up just as bad as the last
Anonymous 190765
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>>190383I used to love the Magolor/Marx ship when I was young. It was more of a platonic/best friend OTP though (I'm so sorry but the smut made me laugh out loud), and I still think they're cute. The good old days of 2012 Tumblr…
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IT'S HAPPENING
Anonymous 190767
>>190758its not the same because you both moved to a new country but do yall dont have a family? i would never let my daughter move alone with a stranger moid like this. its so risky
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K I got in, it’s back up rn
Anonymous 190769
>>190754we lived together abroad for 3 years before i moved to his country. i thought i would make new friends but somehow wasnt able to put myself out there enough to meet local women
Anonymous 190770
>>190739where are you having them shipped to? There have been some delays but people are still getting their parcels. Something I ordered that was meant to be delivered earlier this month is arriving today (apparently).
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Anonymous 190773
>>190759i literally just did that so I could answer 's question. I'm not doing anything else, fuck the types
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