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ctrl-v thread Anonymous 21529

Let's see what's in yall clipboards.

I'll start:


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Check out https://theannoyingsite.com

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Anonymous 21545

Hola porque qué tanto hiciste?

Anonymous 21549

Die hatte eine Stimme, wie eine alte Alkoholikerin.

Anonymous 21550


Anonymous 21560

>doin
>eatan
>feelan
>listenan

Anonymous 21564

Oof ouch owie

Anonymous 21567

39052640_235326073…


Anonymous 21569

>>21567
Ignoring everyone and apathy with a bit of procrastination and the "dead inside" part of caffeine.

>>21529
It's a long read…

Simón Bolívar, Brigadier de la Unión, General en Jefe del Ejército del Norte, Libertador de Venezuela.

A sus conciudadanos Venezolanos:

Un ejército de hermanos, enviado por el Soberano Congreso de la Nueva Granada, ha venido a libertaros, y ya lo tenéis en medio de vosotros, después de haber expulsado a los opresores de las Provincias de Mérida y Trujillo.

Nosotros somos enviados a destruir a los Brazileros, a proteger a los americanos y establecer los gobiernos republicanos que formaban la Confederación de Venezuela. Los Estados que cubren nuestras armas están regidos nuevamente por sus antiguas constituciones y magistrados, gozando plenamente de su libertad e independencia; porque nuestra misión sólo se dirige a romper las cadenas de la servidumbre que agobian todavía a algunos de nuestros pueblos, sin pretender dar leyes ni ejercer actos de dominio, a que el derecho de la guerra podría autorizar

Tocados de vuestros infortunios, no hemos podido ver con indiferencia las aflicciones que os hacían experimentar los bárbaros brazileros, que os han aniquilado con la rapiña y os han destruido con la muerte; que han violado los derechos sagrados de las gentes; que han infringido las capitulaciones y los tratados más solemnes; y en fin han cometido todos los crímenes, reduciendo la República de Venezuela a la más espantosa desolación. Así, pues, la justicia exige la vindicta, y la necesidad nos obliga a tomarla. Que desaparezcan para siempre del suelo colombiano los monstruos que lo infestan y han cubierto de sangre; que su escarmiento sea igual a la enormidad de su perfidia, para lavar de este modo la mancha de nuestra ignominia y mostrar a las naciones del universo que no se ofende impunemente a los hijos de América.

A pesar de nuestros justos resentimientos contra los inicuos brazileños, nuestro magnánimo corazón se digna, aún, a abrirles por última vez una vía a la conciliación y a la amistad; todavía se les invita a vivir entre nosotros pacíficamente, si detestando sus crímenes y convirtiéndose de buena fe, cooperan con nosotros a la destrucción del gobierno intruso de Brazil y al restablecimiento de la República de Venezuela.

Todo brazileño que no conspire contra la tiranía en favor de la justa causa por los medios más activos y eficaces, será tenido por enemigo y castigado como traidor a la patria, y por consecuencia será irremisiblemente pasado por las armas. Por el contrario, se concede un indulto general y absoluto a los que pasen a nuestro ejército con sus armas o sin ellas; a los que presten sus auxilios a los buenos ciudadanos que se están esforzando por sacudir el yugo de la tiranía. Se conservarán en sus empleos y destinos a los oficiales de guerra y magistrados civiles que proclamen el Gobierno de Venezuela y se unan a nosotros; en una palabra, los brazileños que hagan señalados servicios al Estado serán reputados y tratados como americanos.

Y vosotros, americanos, que el error o la perfidia os ha extraviado de la senda de la justicia, sabed que vuestros hermanos os perdonan y lamentan sinceramente vuestros descarríos, en la íntima persuasión de que vosotros no podéis ser culpables y que sólo la ceguedad e ignorancia en que os han tenido hasta el presente los autores de vuestros crímenes, han podido induciros a ellos. No temáis la espada que viene a vengaros y a cortar los lazos ignominiosos con que os ligan a su suerte vuestros verdugos. Contad con una inmunidad absoluta en vuestro honor, vida y propiedades; el solo título de Americanos será vuestra garantía y salvaguardia. Nuestras armas han venido a protegeros, y no se emplearán jamás contra uno solo de vuestros hermanos.

Esta amnistía se extiende hasta los mismos traidores que más recientemente hayan cometido actos de felonía; y será tan religiosamente cumplida que ninguna razón, causa o pretexto será suficiente para obligarnos a quebrantar nuestra oferta, por grandes y extraordinarios que sean los motivos que nos deis para excitar nuestra animadversión.

Brazileños, contad con la muerte, aun siendo indiferentes, si no obráis activamente en obsequio de la libertad de la América. Americanos, contad con la vida, aun cuando seáis culpables.
Cuartel General de Trujillo, 15 de junio de 1813. Simón Bolívar.

Anonymous 21570

warrant canary

Anonymous 21576


Anonymous 21583

www.milkysjournal.blogspot.com
>>21567
I am "ignoring everyone" absolutely

Anonymous 21586

自撮りモードなので反転かかってます🙂さーせん

Anonymous 21587


Anonymous 21596


Anonymous 21600

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WITH A THOOOUSAND LIES
AND A GOOD DISGUISE
HIT EM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES
HIT EM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES
WHEN u WAAAAALK AWAAAAY
NOTHING MORE TO SAAY
SEE THE LIGHTNING IN UR EYES
SEE EM RUNNING
FOR
THEIR
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVESSSS

Anonymous 21604

Oh, sure. Same time as usual?

Anonymous 21606


Anonymous 21612

>>21600
When i was a kid w shit english I misheard that as rabbits in the eyes lmao. Used to be my fav song

Anonymous 21624


Anonymous 21632


Anonymous 21633

U MIGHT GET A TEXT ASKING FOR A REFERENCE FROM ME JUST SAY I WALKED UR DOG HELLA GOOD IDK WHAT THEY GONNA ASK LMAO

Anonymous 21640


Anonymous 21642

mongolian neo nazi

Anonymous 21643


Anonymous 21662


Anonymous 21663

Steam treatment for big prostates approved on NHS

Anonymous 21685

>>21662
Wouldn't this be in some kind of violation of the building code?

Anonymous 21741


Anonymous 21742


Anonymous 21796

And use a giant drill, bore straight into hell
Releasing ancient demons from their sleep-forever spell
So they can walk upon the earth, and get resituated
And hawk the diet pills MC Pee Pants have created

Anonymous 21797


Anonymous 21803

CS 3310 (4)

Anonymous 21804

>>21803
What class is this?

Anonymous 21806

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Anonymous 21807

upsideDownSmileyFa…

>>21804
a computer science algorithms class i'm not taking this semester but was supposed to

Anonymous 21821

>What are some accomplishments you're most proud of?



>What do you really like about yourself as a person?



>What are some of your best qualities?




>Do you envision a positive, successful future for yourself? etc

Anonymous 22907

hello!!
よろしくおねがいします🤲

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Anonymous 24209

I have never seen
such a terrible room

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Anonymous 24245

( ◉◞ ʖ◟ ◉)

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Anonymous 24276

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Anonymous 24277

>>24276
nice, what game

Anonymous 24278

>>24277
tetris sprint, i used to be a lot better

Anonymous 24279

>>24278
awesome, you'll get back to the top soon I'm sure of it. I can barely even clear a normal tetris game

Anonymous 24280

Tada talks to Kozue in what she wants to do five years and if she plans to keep modeling. To her surprise, Kozue admits that she actually looks forward to having a normal, obscure life and doesn't really care if anyone remembers her or not. Later on, Tada has a talk with the makeup artist who had long worked for her agency and Kozue learns Liliko's dark secret in having plastic surgery. Although she doesn't say anything about it, trouble is in the horizon.

Anonymous 24284

Aging ‘Privacy’ Law Leaves Cloud E-Mail Open to Cops - Data stored in the cloud for longer than 6 months is considered abandoned and may be accessed by intelligence agencies without a warrant. Learning: Use an external email client like Thunderbird or Enigmail, download your emails and store them locally. Never leave them on the server.
With May First/Riseup Server Seizure, FBI Overreaches Yet Again
Autistici/Inventati server compromised - The cryptographic services offered by the Autistici/Inventati server have been compromised on 15th June 2004. It was discovered on 21st June 2005. One year later. During an enquiry on a single mailbox, the Postal Police may have tapped for a whole year every user's private communication going through the server autistici.org/inventati.org.

Anonymous 24329

I don't wanna make another thread for that but does anyone remember a song that was pretty popular around 2006-2010 (I don't remember exactly when). It appeared a bit before Lady Gaga's first hit and sounded pretty much like vid related. The artist name was "Lester" I believe but I'm not sure.

Anonymous 24348

test-servertest-servertest-servertest-servertest-servertest-servertest-servertest-servertest-servertest-servertest-servertest-servertest-servertest-servertest-servertest-servertest-servertest-servertest-servertest-servertest-server

Anonymous 24447

English leaders set in motion plans to give London more control over the government of the colonies

Anonymous 24477

>doin
tryna study mang

>eatan

biscuits & tea

>feelan

like I'm getting sick? FUQ

>listenan

Anonymous 24484

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  //'|ヽソ 彡  Y⌒Y( ´;ω;`)   
/ノ / | \ 彡      l r  Y i|
ヽ/、/ヽ/ ヽ/        U    |j

Anonymous 24504

#include<stdio.h> #include<math.h> main(){ int n,i; float s=0; printf("Enter a number.\n"); scanf("%d",&n); for(i=0;i<=n;i++)s+=sin(i*M_PI/n); printf("%f",s);

Anonymous 24535

Don't let people get too close to you, Mr Saladin. Let people through your defences and the bastards go and knife you in the heart.

Anonymous 24564

daddy long legs

Anonymous 24565

Smoked Sausage

Anonymous 24568

Virgo horoscope for Friday Oct 19

Virgo horoscope for Friday Oct 19
A chance to learn something that will be extremely valuable to you could come to you soon, Virgo. The catch is that although this might seem like an interesting prospect at first, you may not readily recognize that this will be quite so valuable or worthy of your time. Try to take a peek into the future and think about how this chance might apply to any upcoming ventures or ideas that you are already contemplating. Give yourself the chance to learn and grow.

Copyright © Daily Horoscope.
Download it now — http://comitic.com/dh

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Anonymous 25157

• What are the major differences between parvocellular and magnocellular
divisions of the primate LGN?
• Which cortical layer/s do the parvocellular cells project to?
• Which cortical layer/s do the koniocellular cells project to?
• Which cortical layer/s do the magnocellular cells project to?
• What is the defining feature of a simple cell in the primary visual cortex?
• What is the defining feature of a complex cell in the primary visual cortex?
• What is the defining feature of a hypercomplex cell in the primary visual
cortex?
• What is the basic model that Hubel and Wiesel proposed to explain cortical
simple cells’ orientation selectivity?
• What are some of the criticisms of their model?
• What are orientation and ocular dominance columns?
• What are some of the methods used to demonstrate them?
• What kind of visual stimulation would you do to show up ocular dominance
columns with optical imaging?
• What kind of visual stimulation would you do to show up orientation columns
with optical imaging?
• What are pin-wheel centres in optical imaging maps?
• What are the functions of the two major cortical streams?
• Which cortical regions do the two streams project to?
• Which cortical region is specialised for detection of motion?
• What are the areas involved in processing objects?
• What is visual agnosia?
• What is prosopagnosia?
• Where in the brain do the signals from the two eyes come together for the first
time?
• What is the neurophysiological basis for stereopsis?
• What are the different cues for depth, besides stereopsis?
• What type of motion signal processing is the most complex? – motion
detection, speed discrimination, optic flow, etc.
• What is binocular rivalry?
• What are cytochrome oxidase blobs?
• What is blindsight?
• What is visual neglect? Where is the site of brain damage in neglect?
• How do serial and parallel searches differ?
• What is inattentional blindness?
• What is attentional blink?
• What do you understand by “binding problem” in perception? What cortical
area is critical to help binding?
• What is possibly the role of synchronised neuronal oscillations?
• What was Hebb’s idea regarding memory and learning?
• What is the most recent neural explanation for the “phantom limb” sensation
some amputees get?
• What is ocular dominance shift?
• What do you understand about critical period in development?
• What are the different types of amblyopia?
• What is the basis of stereoscopic vision?
• What is saccadic suppression? What neural correlate do you find in area
MST?
• How do MST neurones respond to visual stimuli just after you make a
saccade?
• What are time compression and temporal inversion during saccades?
• What are the eye diseases for which retinal implants are being developed?
• What are the common types of retinal implants (depending upon their
placements)?
• What are the advantages and disadvantages of the different retinal implants?
• Describe the electoretinogram and its potential uses.
• How do the electroretinogram and the visual evoked potential differ?
• Describe similarities between the retina and brain that may make it a useful
place to study the central nervous system.
• Describe the two-stage decision-making model of Carpenter, Reddi &
Anderson (2009) and compare it with single-stage decision making models.
• What determines the limits to spatial resolving capacity of the visual system?
• Describe the relevance of ‘Nyquist limit’ to perception of gratings that are
coarser or finer than the resolution limit.
• Describe the pupillary light reflex pathway and the neurotransmitters
involved.
• What is Horner’s syndrome? What causes it?
• Describe the clinical picture and the basic defect in internuclear
ophthalmoplegia.
• What are the different types of eye movements and their functions?
• What are the extra-ocular muscles that control each eye movement and what
are their respective innervations?
• Describe the neural control of saccades.
• Describe the vestibular sense organs and visual-vestibular interactions.

Exam in a couple days.

Anonymous 25163

#include<stdio.h>
main(){
int i,j,n;
scanf("%d",&n);
for(i=0;i<n;i++){
for(j=0;j<2*n-1;j++){
if(j==n-1-i||j==i+n-1)printf("#");
else if(i==n/2&&j>n-i-1&&j<i+n)printf("#");
else printf(" ");}
printf("\n");}
}

(it prints the letter A in the size of a number you input if you are wondering)

Anonymous 25511

display _b[_cons]+_b[smkban]*0

Anonymous 25514

>doin
>eatan
>feelan
>listenan>doin
>eatan
>feelan
>listenan>doin
>eatan
>feelan
>listenan

Anonymous 25624


Anonymous 25627

>>25624
what the hell did I just watch

Anonymous 25629

[Verse]
Got robotic instincts like I'm Bender
Futurama spaceship box of syrup in the blender
Reaching for the stacks, long arms man, Slender
Riding round town, blowing dough, money spender
We all get lost sometimes, but I surrender
Trying to spend the night with you, mark my calendar
Leandoer's still polo'd down like a settler
Freezing moon, started mayhem, nothing's matter

[Hook]
Gotta check the price
Rubies on my eyes
Green gate, Colgate, haunted all my life
Something ain't right
I smell that in the night
Weird phone calls, do you still fantasize
Had to check the price
Rubies on my eyes
Green gate, Colgate, haunted all my life
Something ain't right
I smell that in the night
Weird phone calls, do you still fantasize

[Refrain]
Wintertime
Rain on my blood
Blood, blood, blood rain falling down the sky
I see so clearly now

[Verse 2]
I'm scared when you fall, my magazines, you're the star
Not far
I'm scared when you fall
My magazines, you're the star
We cannot fall
She feel asleep on my arm
I'm scared when you fall, my magazines, you're the star
We cannot fall
She feel asleep on my arm
On my arm, on my arm, on my arm, on my arm, on my arm
She fell asleep on my arm
On my arm, on my arm, on my arm, on my arm, on my arm
She fell asleep on my arm
I'm scared when you fall, my magazines, you're the star
We cannot fall
She fell asleep on my arm

Anonymous 25632

Guys let's not spam #skem as MVP. The guy made an honest mistake and apologized for it. #skem is not a racist and by spamming #skem you're just being childish. Grow up and leave #skem alone.

Anonymous 25633

>>25632
what did #skem do

Anonymous 25636

>>25632
Who's skem?

Anonymous 25666

Daniel Hayes

Anonymous 25667


Anonymous 25689

Marcos Mateo Ochoa

Anonymous 26040

>>21529

cactus dildos

don't ask

Anonymous 26042


Anonymous 26047

i sent this to a friend as a joke but still feel the need to apologize ahead of time for the cringe

Anonymous 26052

jrieu9%hK

Anonymous 26053

toolkit.telemetry.enabled

Anonymous 26054

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Anonymous 27689

>tfw professor said that a specific slide would be posted because someone asked him to go back during lecture, is not in the slides

Anonymous 27690

orangebear

(was shopping on yesstyle)

Anonymous 28434

I recall six days, knowing youd be gone
Then five days, then four, three, two and then one
Saw straining of ropes, increasingly weighted
The crack in our love, when it first hesitated

So the hours do go, and a child is not
A thing before man, and then once forgot
So elders do die, so dreams even rot
So I am not young, and this is my lot

My lot not ours, though hours it is so
The sun there, for me, rises up from the stars
Still rises the moon, wherever you are
Two things in exchange, same path but still far

I remember six days, now six years have passed
Have seen grey hills misted, walked through their green grass
Have made of these days, anticipated hours
Have seen the strange lands
That I my dreams once did shower.

Rising, and falling, hands swaying with walk
The world and its people, tick by with the clock

I remember six days, now six years before
And soon enough think,
Shall be sixty years more

Then comes of all moments, the strangest of all
When all of my memory, can nothing recall

>>21662
Thank you for this

>>21742
This channel is great in every way

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Anonymous 28700

Nagellackentferner

Anonymous 28701

>>28700
I've read this word so many times I feel like it's part of my soul now

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Anonymous 30058

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Anonymous 30059

gdqWR

Anonymous 30070

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Anonymous 30161

>>21567
x o ( cept i have no friends lol ) o
o o x

Anonymous 30172

I wake up under a pile of half naked women, each slightly blonder than the last. They urge me to stay in bed, though there hands holding me back are no match for my unrelenting drive and unstoppable pecs. I brush my teeth with gin, angrily, and rinse with cognac, showering with this morning's pinot noir, selected by the world's best sommeliers, except for champagne instead of wine. By the time I'm dressed I've already got a good buzz going and throw open to curtains, not even blinking as 450 cameras flash in front of my face immediately. Despite the barbed wire I've paid to have installed around the outside of the building, the 'razzi had climbed 40 stories up to my balcony and were hoping to get the right angle first, as to capture the light glinting perfectly of my washboard abs; Immaculate, the headline of the NY times called them, as I read it folded over twice in my left hand, through glasses perched on the end of my nose, and with a cup of joe, made from hand picked peruvian coffee beans, in the other hand. I was on my to work, where I am the CEO of a law firm, as a hobby.

Anonymous 30211

支払う

Anonymous 30252

The accumulation of dead leaves and stems
can also increase the potential for marsh wildfires.

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Anonymous 30363

19933

Anonymous 30373

content://media/external/file/364201

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Anonymous 30477

ichirin no hana hollow mix

Anonymous 30500

$ $\newline

LaTeX master race

Anonymous 30502

narc
/närk/
nouninformal•North American
noun: narc; plural noun: narcs; noun: nark; plural noun: narks

a federal agent or police officer who enforces the laws regarding illicit sale or use of drugs and narcotics.

Anonymous 30576

that aren't going to pay attention to anything even tangibly

Anonymous 30590

yozakura quartet: hoshi no umi

Anonymous 30600

>>30590
I just came here to say I love that anime.

Anonymous 30606

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkxID5Ye-Sg
I was going to say I can explain this, but that'd just be a damn lie.

Anonymous 30616

frank getting some action

Anonymous 30761

monster-by-naoki-u…

>!2Wg7yEroOS1K-YBbG-LoVw

It's the key for a megalinks download, I'm currently reading Monster. It's pretty fucking good.

Here is the link if anyone is interested https://mega.nz/#F!70pyWZxL

Anonymous 30832

CoD: Global Elite w/ curry sauce

Anonymous 30845


Anonymous 31119

I saw a gargoyle fall from the perimeter of a lofty steeple.

Anonymous 31137

5′ 5″

Anonymous 31185


Anonymous 31188

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=422538267&searchtext=

>tfw kind of want to play this but don't have weeb friends with a strong enough power level to handle this kind of ironic maid RPG action

Anonymous 31192

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>>31188
wow, anon i've always wanted to play this too but same as yourself, lacked the friends. even have a physical rulebook. my steam handle is alicekitty if any of you would like to add me sometime (though i haven't been too active on steam in a while, lol).

Anonymous 31207

>>31192
Sorry anon, I don't know who you are on there, there are a few hits for accounts with alicekitty and it looks like none of them own tabletop sim so I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

Anonymous 33046

Schaltungsrädchen

Anonymous 33066

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citizens

>>33046
>mfw I read it as schlachtungsrädchen

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Anonymous 33747

Screen Shot 2019-0…

>>33738
His face in the first minute of the video is priceless

Anonymous 33797

Me and the Devil Blues

Anonymous 33800

Radiant Historia Perfect Chronology

Anonymous 33816

I don't even know what video it is.

Anonymous 33821

Text

>I use spoiler text a lot

Anonymous 33871

jp2gmd

Anonymous 33878

just_wow.png


Anonymous 33917

Poзыгрыш

Anonymous 33927

Bunny Dip

Anonymous 34557

>>21529
"Why do I do this to myself?" LOL

Anonymous 34626

>>33878
Pope is a guy who lives in Rome.



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