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Anonymous 24382

post yr ideal partner

Anonymous 24383


>skelly, must weigh less than me
>shorter than me is preferable
>sensitive to social issues
>involved in some kind of art (visual arts, literature, music, whatever)
>wants to be a subby househusband

I want someone to love and grow old with so bad. Geez.

Anonymous 24398


My bf.

>has beautiful thick, dark, curly hair

>6'4" with long legs and broad shoulders
>melts my heart when he smiles or laughs
>has great bone structure: strong jawline and collarbones
>takes good care of himself: dresses well, has perfect teeth, has a nicely-kept beard, smells amazing
>has an absolute heart of gold: is so kind and generous towards his friends (and mine, bless him), loves animals and all animals are obsessed with him back (I wish my dog loved me as much as he loves my bf lol), is great with children, treats me like a princess
>is incredibly empathetic and thoughtful
>brings me on the cutest dates to the cinema, park, nice bars/restaurants
>but we have just as much fun watching netflix in bed or making dinner together
>knows exactly how to cheer me up when I feel like shit and doing the same for him makes me feel all fuzzy
>we have the same humour so when we make each other laugh, we'll laugh until it hurts
>loves to travel and has been to many countries with me
>is so intelligent (even if he doesn't think so lol) and has fantastic artistic ability
>works hard so we can have a good life
>is romantic af
>fucks me as hard as I want
>is basically a perfect human being in every way to the point where I question if he's even real

Anonymous 24405


>large in stature, tall and either pudgy or muscular. im tall for a woman and want someone to tower over me a little (or a lot)
>passionate about something, whether it be computers or baseball as long as they have something theyre so passionate about that theyd die for it its a very admirable trait
>unique and creative thinker, even if what they think of half the time is dumb shit i can appreciate their thought process
>honest as fuck, cant stand liars or people who are fake
>appreciating art and taking it as a profession seriously is really important to me since its what i live for basically
>protective af and maybe a little possesive because im the same way
>6-7inch dick because too small it feels uncomfortable and too big 8+ and i'll die

im probably asking for a lot and i hope husbando bots are going to be a thing in the future

Anonymous 24408

>pale and boyish looking
>still fit enough to go to gym with me though
>introverted but still has things like a handful of friends, not a complete loner
>calm and slow to anger, not overly emotional, not easy to offend
>has a stable career
>can interpret things like body language well, doesn't need everything spelled out to him
>thoughtful and treats me nicely
>can have long conversations with me when it's just us two
>low sex drive and very vanilla
>wants to get married

Looking through this I just want to fuck the male version of myself for the most part.

Anonymous 24413


>soft face that's more cute than handsome and a bespectacled qt
>energetic and easy-going, cuddly w/ no major mental issues he can't deal with or find support for himself
>either slightly taller than me, tallish, skinny or slightly chubby but no napoleon complex, accepted himself and can laugh about it
>never treats me like a child and takes my worries and concerns seriously
>adores the humanities arts
>can spend all night debating about stupid things until the sun rises and never think anything less of each other for it
>understands the importance of a self-sufficient job and is best at seeing the larger picture/concise speaker
>Secretly slightly masochistic and enjoys femdom without being a sexist freak

Anonymous 24414

Oh god anon sorry for the random reply! I was about to say you've basically described my dream guy and I just wanted to add a few extra traits <3

Anonymous 24419


>"literally" me, but male
>hates me, but we stay together anyways, because only we understand eachother
I don't trust anyone except myself so my ideal partner is me, the only person I can trust.
Ideal me is a person who looks like she's from Castlevania.

Anonymous 24439


this is going to be cluttered lol. anyway,

>not white. or at least, not from the states & white, i've had nothing but bad experiences with them

>youthful appearance
>odd beauty. doesn't conform to any generic standards
>my height or slightly taller
>for a lady, i wouldn't if she was smaller than me
>also a bit demanding/clingy?
>perhaps a touch of obsession too
>willing to tell me when i fuck up tho of course
>intelligent, witty, kind
>never pitying
>not the type to talk incessantly. we should go hours without speaking & that should be ok
>they let me cook for them & offer ways to improve

or ( this is for women specifically )
>older than me, maybe like mid-late twenties early 30s
>have a silver fox type beauty about them
>willing to spoil me but also dom me occasionally
>likes to bully me every now & then ( out of love tho )
>drinks a lot of red wine

Anonymous 24440

also i'll just swipe from traits from other people

>never treats me like a child and takes my worries and concerns seriously

>adores the humanities arts
>can spend all night debating about stupid things until the sun rises and never think anything less of each other for it
>understands the importance of a self-sufficient job and is best at seeing the larger picture/concise speaker

Anonymous 24443


No problem, I see we both have great taste. Unfortunately an ideal is an ideal, this kind of person doesn't seem to exist anywhere.

Anonymous 24453


My boyfriend is my ideal.

He's sweet, kind, funny asf (even when he is offensive towards other people, he is so funny it is ok lol), intelligent and incredibly trustworthy. He has the sweetest smile and I love his accent and hair.

Anonymous 24459

Not to be a dick, but Pikachu doesn't exist and you can't have a boyfriend that's a Pikachu.

Anonymous 24461

let a woman dream, anon

Anonymous 24472


nooo, my bf is real and handsome and not pokemany.

Anonymous 24523


my ideal partner:
- amazing cook
- loves cleaning
- good father
- handsome
- cute
- glorious silver hair
- forever 25
- is a spirit
- can turn into a cute fluffy fox

Anonymous 24524

Good taste, I loved Gugure. I'm sad the manga ended and S2 never.

Anonymous 24525

yeah it's so relaxing to watch, but imo it would have been 10 times better without that dog pedo man. He just annoyed me all the time
I haven't read the manga but now that I know there is one I definitely will, thanks for mentioning it

Anonymous 24529

why does he look like a less hot inuyasha?

Anonymous 24530

… I have never met a woman before that wants a certain dick size with 3 inches of lee way.

Anonymous 24534

the amount of tiny dicks i have encountered is pretty shitty, maybe its bad luck but 2 of my exes had like 3 skinny dicks that didn't feel right at all to me and only 1 ex with a decent 6 size dick
i guess its personal perference in the end though

Anonymous 24777

My ideal partner is a real person, so I won't post it here.
Just someone I deeply pair-bonded with, I'm a CSA survivor so I want to reclaim my sexuality with someone I deeply love, not some rando, which is why I'm so picky about casual dating.

Anonymous 25071

a woman

Anonymous 25094


Cheap copy of Kamisama Hajimemashita. Tomoe is the OG fox demon

Anonymous 25134

It's been years since I watched this but I remember thinking the snake guy was better

Anonymous 25154

Wut? He's a total twink, sis.

Anonymous 25158

I thought he had a cuter personality. Tomoe wasn't bad either though.

Anonymous 25171

I don't even care. As long as they're stable, not a junkie, morally stable and not a commie of fascist I'm ok.

Anonymous 25700

Anonymous 25776


misunderstood grumpy bad boy who only falls in love with me and has tons of money so we can travel. Haven't played this game in forever since voltage kept updating the fkin apps, but I played most of his chapters/seasons. Don't care about the "problematic" aspects of the game, let me live my dumb bitch fantasy.

Anonymous 25781

>my age
>biologically female
>green eyes
>red or blonde hair
>loves music as much as I do
>is different enough from me that we compliment each other, I don't want to date myself
>has her own friends and her own interests,

Anonymous 25833


an anime boy

Anonymous 25834


Come to think of it when I was writing the stuff I wanted I was thinking of 2D boys the entire time really. 3D can't compare.

Anonymous 87459


BOTW Link is my ideal bf and you cannot convince me otherwise. I force him to climb mountains in the game so that I can hear him grunt. I don't care if I get shit for it. HE IS MY IDEAL!

Anonymous 87461


>Bear mode
>Scruffy and hirsute
>Cute, round eyes

>Honest and straightforward
>Understanding or at least willing to be
>Has hobbies and passions
>someone who can have silly conversations with me and just go with the flow
>Someone who will be happy to see me improve as a person

>Is willing to create a business with me
>Cuddly <3
>Willing to wear matching outfits with me
>Is willing to hike/walk around with me
>Works out/willing to work out
>Bonus points if he powerlifts

Anonymous 87464

>biological woman, my age or a little older
>same height, give or take 3 inches
>also a plant lady
>has a soft look (feminine I think I mean?)
>doesn't have to be intelligent but at least willing to absorb the world around her
>long brown or dirty blonde hair

Guys I just want to be a lesbian in the woods with my lesbian girlfriend and grow our own vegetables with a cat and a dog

Anonymous 99564


>tfw I am not attracted to human males anymore

Anonymous 99587



I want to marry Obi. There is no one more ideal.

Anonymous 99739


>bear/big (chubby/muscular build and at least 5'7)
>brown/dark-brown/black hair
>patient and caring
>intellectual (on the same wavelength with interest in philosphy/linguistics/history)
>the same level of spirituality as me or moreso (either oriental or eastern orthodox christian)
>funny but not in a painful or overbearing sense
>extremely cute mannerisms
>2-10 year age gap
>good father
>accepts me for who i am and despite me and my family's flaws loves us regardless <3
>not smelly/uses strong cologne

Anonymous 99764


I just want a Kpop-looking guy of the cute kind who submits to me.

Anonymous 99766

my bf <3

>big and muscular, barrel-chested, hairy

>works in the trades, doing manual labor all day
>loves gym
>plays guitar
>pretty dumb, didn’t finish school
>but capable of understanding complex concepts
>loves to rest his head on my lap while I explain literature or philosophy to him and listens and asks me questions
>loves me more than anything
>blocks any girl he sees posting thirst traps on social media, doesn’t really use social media much to begin with
>nice singing voice and pretty face
>likes to cuddle
>in touch with his emotions, almost a crybaby
>never angry

Anonymous 99789

Same and same. I have a huge caregiver/sadism dichotomy, and kpop boys hit that sweet spot.

Anonymous 221103

will just post my crush cuz hes perfect
>kinda long messy black hair
>skinny but wide shoulders
>big cock(had a boner while talking to me once)
>good at math and science
>light brown skin
>huge veiny hands
>plays a load of sports
>never had gf, hopefully a virgin too
>nice too me
I love him so much but he probably sees me as the ugly girl that needs his sympathy

Anonymous 221109


Nerd/geeky looking guy with glasses, like Lain's dad. Ideally lanky.

It's too bad that so many of these guys IRL are narcissistic. They will constantly try to prove or show off how smart they are and will often be so socially stunted they will become a creep towards women, troon out, and/or commit a serious crime at worst. Sigma nerds are hot, but beta ones are bottom of the barrel.

Anonymous 221113

Saskia de Brauw.jp…

I'm heterosexual but have been sufficiently informed about XY so here I am.

my ideal mate
>ultra butch/masc female
>so masculine that people will initially read her as male
>not into gender delusion but has top surgery without anything further (hormones would harm her body)
>in good health
>stone, service top that enjoys a pillow princess
>gentle and kind to me, apathetic or hateful toward the world
>highly (over)protective of me
>possessive, clingy and obsessed about me without being abusive
>much taller than I, optimally 6'+/182+ cm but that is obviously extremely rare so let's say 5'8"+/172+ cm
>muscular, either leanly muscled or rugged/tough in beefy way
>pale skin, the paler the better
>black or dark brunette hair
>heavy and thick eyebrows
>body hair on the lighter side
>green or green-hazel eyes with little to no brown in them (instead of brown go with grey or yellow)
>reserved, not a people type, serious
>provider for me, wealthy (enough)
>wants to take care of me and likes to
>looks like she can kill someone
>can kill someone, would be willing and able to do so (plus enjoy it)
>is understanding of how I got wired growing up and appreciates what I am now
would vaguely resemble pic related but even less delicate in appearance.

Anonymous 221136

I'm writing this as a thought experiment to compare to my husband.

>man, in the range of 2 year age gap

>Doesn't mind my weeb stuff such as spending money 1-3 times a year on imports and lets me play J-Pop in the car when I drive and all that. If he likes the music without liking the girl group members too much then even better.
>Generally just doesn't judge my interests like most people I meet do.
>If he likes moid shit like Warhammer let it not be the weirder and/or more expensive side of it.
>Not a World War II buff because of videogames.
>Likes to read.
>Taller than me by a couple inches, blond with blue eyes, has Germanic blood cuz Germans are hott.
>Body hair, beard no longer than ~inch.
>Makes a decent salary so I can be a homemaker (it's my calling I don't really care at this point if people shit on me over it).
>Wants to live in a flyover in a small town.
>Doesn't anger easily or act passive aggressive, generally calm and reflective.
>Funny without being repetitive.
>Strong with a desire to protect the family and would punch a mofo.
>Would sooner seppuku than cheat. I despise cheaters, would never tolerate it and would murder my husband and his whore in Minecraft if he betrayed me.
>No female friends outside of meeting other couples, has no personal DMs with other women (I just don't think it works.)

Guess it's good I married my man. He could stand work on his jokes sometimes though.

Anonymous 221152


If he doesn't like you then why did he have a boner while talking to you? Also I don't think guys give sympathy to ugly girls, so he may like you!
Anyway here's my crush:
>longish wavy brown hair (he keeps it tied up for work)
>actual perfect golden ratio face
>muscular and lean
>but his ears, nose, fingers, cheeks, are flushed with color (pink hues)
>painfully shy
>large eyes
>thick, shapely brows
>gentle, quiet voice
>floofy eyelashes
>cute shapely pink lips
>moves gracefully
>seems virginal
I think he plays a sport, I don't know which one, but my guess is football. I hope he doesn't play video games and it'd be nice if he read sometimes. He probably likes the outdoors. I wonder if he has any pets…

Anonymous 221155


>thin/lean/muscular/normal weight
>cute face
>around my height, shorter or a little bit taller
>shaves or has no facial hair
>wears tobacco vanille

>romantic, loves romance and everything to do with it, even corny stuff
>likes exploring weird places as a couple, doing fun activities in places that aren't crowded
>not nonchalant
>plays paladin/holy knight
>has to like anime
>gentle towards animals
>loves cuddles and being physically affectionate
>needs to be by himself sometimes

Anonymous 221157

>has no facial hair
Is this possible?

Anonymous 221158

Uhh I meant like… no beard, no moustache, clean-shaven.

Anonymous 221161


>has long-term goals in life
>owns real estate

Anonymous 221165

Oh. I thought you meant he didn't grow facial hair to begin with.

Anonymous 221167


>blue or green eyes
>no facial hair
>pale skin
>don't really care about height but should not be shorter than me
>Nose should be small and not hooked
>good looking fingers.
>beautiful, healthy long legs
>healthy, white teeth

>should not be "woke"
>no female friends
>loves to cuddle
>likes to read books
>likes watching movies with me and eating snacks^^
>never lies to me
>does not smoke,drink,watch porn,party or do other degenerate stuff
>no addictions
>never used tinder,bumble etc. we met at library or church.
>wants to marry me
>should give me lot of children

Anonymous 221174

>Doesn't smoke
>Doesn't drink
>Does not do drugs
>Works a decent job and tries his best
Have been told my standards are too "high." lol its fucking over.

Anonymous 221182

Umm. That's eerily me… Down to being exactly 182cm tall. But sadly I am taken by a little scruffy man

Anonymous 221202

really? I feel amused at the universe so thoroughly managing to generally mismatch desires and delivered outcomes. if he does not make you happy you should shatter his pelvis.
I do have a masc mate at the moment but waiting for her to become more what I like. weirdly enough though she is pretty damn close to my list.

now I am curious - what is your ideal mate? regardless if the scruffy one fulfills you or not. and no, this is not a come-on.

Anonymous 221204

if your list is too high for standards it is indeed over for mating with males. they're pathetic.

Anonymous 221215

I think you can find this; it may not be easy, but this isn't impossible at all.

Anonymous 221217

I'm a brain boner type of person, I'll go far from an "ideal" if the vibe is right.
That said however…

>Shorter than me

>Playfully bratty and open-minded
>Intense eyes that observe everything around them.
>Cheeky smile, chortles more than "thihihi'ing"
>Strong and dense hair
>Clever in a very adult way, not necessarily stuffy, just knows who they are and does well within their field of interest.
>Not "goofer/pig" looking, well defined features.

Making lists are always fun. Scruffy meets a lot of them except he's a bit immature for his age due to mental abuse. I deal with it tho, it's nice to see him growing out of it.

Anonymous 221223

Yeah, I hope I do find a husband who isn't a complete drug addict but oh well. I would rather be alone than poorly accompanied. IVF or adoption is always an option IF I want a family. Idk why scrotes try to pressure women into lowering their standards by saying their bio clock is ticking… Won't make anyone more willing to take them.

Anonymous 221225

Absolutely nobody. I don't want to clean up after a stupid ugly moid.

Anonymous 221243

What if he were an intelligent pretty moid who cleaned up after you?

Anonymous 221249

I wouldn't trust it there's gotta be some caveat. Whats the whole story???

Anonymous 221252

I love seeing the varied tastes ITT. women are so much more nuanced on the whole.

Anonymous 221254

He disappears when you wake up

Anonymous 221260


>European, French Canadian or South American
>whatever appearance, just not extremely obese or unhygienic
>not a degenerate, no deranged fetishes, no porn consumption or desire for anything other than a monogamous vanilla relationship
>kind, caring and polite, maybe a bit shy and sensitive on the inside
>strong interests and passions, ideally a mix of some we share and some we don't
>likes nature and gardening, would walk around remote places just looking at plants and bugs with me
>likes working with his hands and creating things, would do all sorts of DIY projects with me
>likes cooking and is good at it
>leftist (not the woke idpol type)
>completely disconnected from all the drama and bullshit out there, just wants to live a happy life in a homestead far away from it all
>tfw no male tradwife bf

Anonymous 221274

Screen Shot 2023-0…

Devision of labor benefits both parties.

Anonymous 221277

Thos is what I'm saying. It's not worth it to be in a relationship unless it vastly improves your life.

Anonymous 221281

I have a bf exactly like this and it’s a comfy life.

Anonymous 221289


My Ideal is Wendy. Pic rel

Anonymous 221291

my current bf …. tall, tanned, beautiful long hair, built body, beard, intelligent, philosophical, forward thinking, caring, thoughtful, passionate, obsessed with me <3

I can’t wait to have his children one day, we have bought a house and renovating it together.

Anonymous 221292

samefagging but he’s a massive nerd and doesn’t do social media let alone give me reasons to distrust him. I love his family (very important factor for me!) and despite going through his phone, he just doesn’t talk to anyone.

Plus the sex is amazing, though the longer the relationship the more same-same it gets so we actively work on keeping it spicy. he’s always bringing me home little gifts and knows exactly how I’m feeling <3 I couldn’t ask for anything better. I hope all you Nonas are able to experience this at some point.

Anonymous 221298

Happy for you

Anonymous 221301

This is a bf bragging thread


>handsome sleek black hair
>puts up with all my bullshit
>feel like I have been with him forever, he understands me deeply
>wants whats best for me, supports me and adores me
>wants children but is open to anything I want in terms of goals
>very sensative and loving, has a huge heart for children and animals

Anonymous 221313

He already had a boner before i started the conversation, i was trying to get him to stand up so i could see it a bit better also hes nice too everyone even creepy incel looking guys, i guess hes just a very compassionate person but i know he doesn't think of me like that because hes super religious muslim

Anonymous 221317


Is this you?

Anonymous 221322

Why did he have one then? Was he being sexually teased by a group?
>super religious muslim
It's getting worse to me

Anonymous 221324

>Tall, pale, slender
>Short hair with those fluffy, middle-part bangs
>Cute smile
>Simple, honest, and pure
>Enjoys being of service
>Becomes easily overwhelmed and anxious (needs me for guidance)
>Good at physical tasks, but struggles with anything that requires too much thinking
>Looks up to me
>Comforts me when I'm lonely, anxious, or sad by giving me hugs and telling me not to worry and that he'll take care of me (even if I'm mostly taking care of him)
>Completely loyal and devoted like a doggie

I know there aren't actually men who exist like this. I essentially created an OC representation of a male I think I could actually love. I imagine he gets to work a comfy job like at a bookstore, while I bring in the big bucks. He always worries about my stress and my mental health because I work so hard, so he does whatever he can to make me happy and comfortable at home (besides the cooking). Whenever we go out in public, I have to hold onto his arm so he doesn't get lost or overwhelmed.

Anonymous 221361

i'm not that nona, but sometimes guys just get boners for no particular reason.

Anonymous 221382

my idea gf <3


>interested in art and or talented at it
>lots of inside jokes
>introverted, like me
>stays on call with me for hours and hours, nd we even have sleepovers on calls
>always understands my mental health
>watches movies with me for hours on end
>helps me find new music, as we both like music alot
>open to teaching me about her culture cause i find different cultures very interesting
>send eachother asmr slime tiktoks all day
>can handle my infodumps
>must like undertale and deltarune
>funny, cant ever fail to make me laugh
>troll together on roblox alot
>into fashion and we always have cute outfits that we send together
>pretty, libra rising ofc shes pretty
>my ex

Anonymous 221460

>its just getting worse to me
Im a somewhat religious Christian so its not completely contrary to my beliefs but id change my lifestyle a bit just to be with him
ummmmmmmmm, no comment

Anonymous 221463

I thought only middle school boys got boners for no reason, because hormones or something. Heh, in my middle school a boy taped down his dick because he was ashamed of his boner and he had to go to the hospital.

Anonymous 221474

>in my middle school a boy taped down his dick because he was ashamed of his boner
topkek, as every moid should

Anonymous 221476


Let's do it. The right boyfriend for ME:
Physical appearance
>around six feet tall
>pale, or warm beige skin tone.
>he can have a "five o'clock shadow", but it better be neat
>face needs to be masculine, but not ridiculous like those black/white/gray chad picture memes
>needs to be athletic. a little rather slim, but muscular
>needs to have good fighting skills, like can beat up anyone
>hair is at least shoulder length, brown colored or black
>his eyes need to look sleepy, but not unhealthy (if that makes sense)
>any eye color is fine, but gray or green eyes make me tingle
>lips shouldn't be hella thin, but they shouldn't be plump either
>he can have body hair, but that shit better be groomed
>dick needs to be on the large side, but not ridiculously huge
>of course, his teeth can have some flaws but they can't be jacked up and must be clean

>more on the quiet side. more of a listener, less of a talker
>socially independent regarding friendships. capable of making and having friends, but wouldn't suffer or die without them.
>independent in getting any shit done, rarely asks for help because he always figures out decent solutions
>high intellect, but he's not "in your face" about it. he simply has a really good brain, and casually communicates his thoughts when necessary.
>capable of fully understanding any subject if you give him a week
>is gifted at understanding any STEM subject, but has a passion for art and cooking because he understands the beauty in topics that aren't just science
>went through a lot in his life, so has wisdom about personal issues and is emotionally intelligent with others
>has a sense of humor and knows the right thing to say that'll make you laugh
>doesn't give a damn about what people think or say about him
>obsessed with me, but controls the obsession to not become a full-on psycho. 99.9% of his attraction is to me in both body and mind, even when I'm doing gross stuff like picking my nose. he would kill any attackers that try to hurt me.
>loves me the most, but still isn't afraid to point out what bad choices I make and helps me fix those bad decisions
>would not let people talk senseless shit about me behind my back, and would take up for me even when I'm not there
>repulsed by the idea of our love ending, because he's eternally obsessed with me and is determined to help me reach my peak form in life.
I would also like it if he was bilingual.

Anonymous 221489

>he was ashamed of his boner
kinda hot

Anonymous 221747

My ideal boyfriend is:
>taller than me,at least 5'9".
>long hair.
>broad shoulders,has a tummy (i like chubby boys)
>Thick legs
>big arms,hands
>like oversized dark clothes.
>No piercings or tattoos.
>Black eyes and brown hair.
>Pale skin.
>Smells good,always clean.
>Don't walk barefoot.
>Soft skin.
>Masculine face.
In personality:
>Smart,likes to investigate and read books.
>Mansplain sometimes because likes to explain like a teacher.
>talk about films,weird music and art.
>Low self steem but hides it .
>Just show his sweet side to me.
>Doesn't act like a clown, he's more serious.
>Speak slowly and calm.
>Doesn't talk about other girls and doesn't like casual sex.
>Only likes to receive physical affection from me.
>Romantic on the inside.
>Perverted and horny but only with me.
>Very dominant and intimidating in bed.Likes to get called daddy and master.
>He likes a calm life, without parties.
>Expressionless, pensive look

Anonymous 221748

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Anonymous 221813


ok so basically i just want a mincheol jin

Anonymous 221814

I'm not going to get my "ideal" so I don't see any point daydreaming about it to be honest. It's a total waste of time.

In before accusations of doomerism. I'm more positive than most people here, I'm just not delusional enough to think a 6'4 wealthy EE PhD will want me. Happy on my own for now anyway.

Anonymous 221822


I am not exactly particular about appearance, but since we are talking ideal, I would like a guy who looks like Paul Dano…

As for personality, I'd like him to be someone who is passionate about the arts. Whether its music, film or anything else. One of those. I want him to be smarter than me in general. And I'd want him to be decently extroverted so he can harmonize with my introverted-ness. Like the yin to my yang. I would love for him to be nerdy like me too. Maybe we can go to comic conventions together, or play video games together. And if not, then I would like him to accept my weird hobbies and interests, and to maybe find it endearing or amusing.

I want his love language to be physical touch and acts of service. And I'd want him to be good with kids, so we can start a family together. I want him to love me and to let me love him.

I would also like him to be a bit dominant- or maybe more than just a bit- and I would want him to make decisions for me. I would let him be my whole world if it meant I would be loved in return.

Anonymous 221836

Why do you want an annoying featureless blob

Anonymous 221838


He does have defining features, my favorite being his nose. In what way is he annoying? He's just gained weight as he's gotten older, there is nothing wrong with that. I will die on this hill.

Anonymous 221839

I don't know if he is annoying but your description of what you want makes him seem annoying, like being dominant and wanting physical touch and acts of service. Also he would be the yang to your yin, not the other way around, silly. Also I am sorry but he is blobular! He hardly has a nose.

Anonymous 221840


He looks like a dumpling kek

Anonymous 221841

Okay, then I do understand that. I’m retarded and I don’t talk to people much. So the way I type things is strange.

Fuck you guys, you don’t get it.

Anonymous 221842

I wish for you to get a better looking man than that Dano guy. Best of luck.

Anonymous 221843

Do I say thank you…? I hope you get a super duper sexy man or whatever it is that you want

Anonymous 221860

None. Living with a moid would annoybthe hell out of me eventually. I don't want to be mommy to a grown man for anything, and I sure as hell don't want to be a mommy-mommy to children.

Anonymous 221868

You don't have to be any of those just because you're with a moid.

Anonymous 223134


>at least 2 inches shorter than me
>black hair
>a little tomboyish
>hourglass body, a little chubby
>kind of awkward and a loser but has friends
>good at art
>will ramble to me about her interests as she falls asleep in my arms
>bonus points if these interests are otherwise a little cringe
>likes inside jokes
>clean in general
>can debate for hours
>confident, stubborn and sticks to her values but not easily offended
>laid back
>switch or bottom
>lets me buy her nice things
>horny degenerate all the time because me too

Anonymous 223135

Okay, now reading this back after I typed it, it kinda sounds like a moid wrote it

Anonymous 223148

>passionate about the same interests as me, the exact same level of sperg-iness about them
>secure in his own company, doesn't obsess over getting a girlfriend or freak out if I don't give him enough attention
>bony and frail, anorexically skinny. weaker than me.
>kind of an unspoken power dynamic but doesn't fetishize it or try to fight for dominance
>dressed and styled like the tumblr fantasy of a gamer boy. somewhat formal or really baggy clothing, longish shaggy hair
>stupider than he looks, well-meaningly naive
>had a similar life and childhood. got over himself but understands and relates to me.
>"asexually" low libido, doesn't initiate sex
>truly loves and admires me

Anonymous 224466


>older office lady, like late 30s or more has big saggy titties and nice smelling pits
>work orientated
>affectionate and kind
>slightly possessive and clingy
>smart and well read, maybe likes horror movies and the occasional video game
>has her own hobbies and interests
>dommy I want to be forced to eat her out
>well off financially
>likes exercise and a bit of weight training, that's when she could
>has a great laugh and smile
>likes nature
>likes my cooking
>light teasing of me Im stupid and easily hurt

>maybe has a moid pet

I want her to be real but I know I am unworthy.

Anonymous 224557


When it comes to women it's too hard because I love everything about them and every fifth woman I meet is my ideal partner, but when it comes to men I'm incredibly picky.

>Taller than me but not too tall, between 175-180cm.

> Lean Ottermode but without crossing the line to skinny, I will not acept any other body type.
>A beautiful face I can stare for hours, androgynous and pretty.
>No facial hair, not even a stubble or a shadow, this completely disgusts me.
>No chest, belly or back hair.
>Leg hair must not be too dense.
>Good hygiene, this is obligatory.
>Not dumb, ideally smart but not more than me.
>Will listen to me talk and will let me take the lead.
>And by this I don't mean a pussyboy that will get walked all over, he must know when to put his foot down.
>Not sexist in any way.

Now, if all those attributes are completed then I don't care about personality, wherever a bubbly outgoing guy or a quiet intellectual I don't care.
The thing is, men like I described really don't exist so at this point I call myself a lesbian for convenience.

Anonymous 224638


I'm quite attracted to extroverted men despite being a very introverted woman and I'll never understand why. I probably wouldn't be able to live with this kind of person at all or share their lifestyle. I'm extremely reclusive and asocial, not to mention easily jealous, so someone that would want to constantly go out and meet others would exhaust and annoy me. Although I like people who are goofy/carefree and joke around alot, and you find that in extroverts so maybe that is why I am drawn to them.

Anonymous 225363


I don't think I have one and only type I would like, a various combinations of qualities could be equally attractive, but it's interesting to give it a thought, let's see

handsome for my taste, a face I would like to see often and to swoon over it
well-read, intelligent
humanities major, preferably history
quick-witted, wordplay with me to the moon
can be chill and lowkey goofy, not afraid to look stupid, but not a clown also
rational, logical, sarcastic
atheist, mocks anything "spiritual" and "deep"
loves both "high" and "low" art and
not in a snobish or "campy" way: say, able to enjoy both nouvelle vauge and hammer b-movies
extroverted, easy going, sociable, but secretly is very arrogant and judgy
somewhat screwy, eccentric - playful nature
likes to go out (with me) - partying and hiking, not an indoor type
cat person, not a dog person
doesn't have mental illnesses
not a snob, but likes highbrow things - in a casual way
nerd about music I like and other, plays drums or bass or piano
doesn't play videogames ever, doesn't watch anime or premium tv flavour of the week, but nerdy of some nieche subjects
likes to argue for fun (say, adopting for a while abstracts he may not believe just for the discussion) and not for proving his right
not angry at me ever, diplomatic way of dealing with conflicts, okay if a bit grumpy, grouchy
relatively wealthy, has a job that doesn't take a lot of his time
not a sex weirdo, casual sex and porn is not an option, because he thinks it's for degenerate
obsessed with me, of course, not a prude in sex with me
honest with me, but can be strategically fake with others
loves fashion, stylish in a preppy/vintage way
likes to cook
tidy, hates mess
tallish, confident with his body
fit and slender or okay if a little bit of a chubster
wears glasses (!)
wears accessoires, like rings and ear piercing
preferably bleached hair or (natural) ginger, black is fine too though
hazel or green eyes, sleek defined dark eyebrows
prominent beautiful nose
thinish lips, cheeky smile, nice teeth, cute natural pointy fangs
sees when it's okay to touch me and when it's a big mistake
understanding of my antics
loves me

of course that's not a chance it could be a real person, but that's a perfect-perfect portrait I came up with right now

Anonymous 225378

My ideal partner only exists in my head, unfortunately… I doubt that they exist in real life.

Anonymous 225394


>Loving and affectionate, likes romance
>Looks cute/handsome
>Calm, secure and patient
>Kind and gentle to me and to other people/creatures
>Shares same beliefs as me (Christianity) and wants to wait for marriage
>Doesn't watch porn and doesn't follow and ogle at random women on social media
>Likes similar things as me (vidya, anime, TV)
>Taller than me, +170cm is good enough since I'm very short myself
>Fit or thin without being too skelly
>Nice hair, not balding
>Has a nice job and makes good money

Anonymous 225660

>Jewish/Arab/Latino/Southern Europeans
>tanned skin
>dark hair that curls, dark eyes
>at least 5'10"
>nerdy interests
>spends time with me
>enjoys cuddling
>personable, gets along with
>into fitness bit not super muscly
>not super egotistical because that's my job
>non-judgemental, open-minded (not necessarily political, but in a laid-back sort of way)
>kind to everyone, especially women (regardless of whether or not he finds them "attractive")
>enjoys banter

Anonymous 225725


>wicked sense of humor
>well mannered
>mysterious, hard to read
>extremely intelligent
>true to herself, a bit quirky
>not submissive
>tries to hide her hot temper
>good self control
>speaks her mind but is respectful
>isnt a coomer

more stuff
>similar to mine (internet stuff, travelling, psychology etc)
>but has her own things she can show me
>might need glasses at times
>quite feminine voice
>can do my nails, does her own at times too
>doesnt need me or anyone, but has that aura that makes you want to protect her
>is curious and open to try new things

>long, silky black hair w bangs preferably
>on the shorter side
>pale skin
>small waist, overall delicate frame
>big butt lol
>cat shaped eyes
>doll faced

>something like a mature himekaji
>doesnt dress inappropriately for the context (like idk high heels to the beach thats awkward)

i realize how troony this post sounds lmao but its ideal so i went all out

Anonymous 227438

big nose. not fat or invalid or something. everything else is negotiable

Anonymous 230283

you have described a moid i know with 90% accuracy and that is terrifying

Anonymous 230311

black hair glasses autism like me, scrawny, huge cranium and also a shut in like me. we would game together and watch anime live in a one room studio apartment with neon lights and adopt 5 hamsters 2 bunnies 1 cat and maybe a snake (cornsnake) my mum hates them. also tons of greenary ofc also he needs to be dumber than me or i'll get turned off. i hate it when guys are too smart because i feel insecure and not good enough. also no manlets (given)

Anonymous 230312

you have good taste anon :)

Anonymous 230313

he looks like my first love (unreciprocated) and only love lmao HAHA

Anonymous 230341

Of course this is possible. Some moids have no hair at all on their whole body. A dream of mine which does not exist where I live sadly.

Anonymous 230348

>curly black or brown hair
>straight faintly yellow teeth, not dark yellow or blinding white teeth
>likes the music I like
>not a misogynist
>likes anime
>lean but not fat OR fit
>likes wearing colorful clothes
>sleepy eyes
>lets me peg him
>doesn't whine about sex all the time
>doesn't yell at me
>financially and emotionally stable
>knows how to whistle

Anonymous 230386

>Tall, pale, and skinny (xqc build)
>Straight, dark brown hair. Not super long, but enough to play with.
>Doesn't smile very often
>Empty stare
>Dresses comfy, like in a hoodie and cargo pants
>Wears glasses but only when he's at home

>Soft-spoken and introverted
>Likes to spend a lot of time alone
>Doesn't care if people like him
>Dislikes many things but likes me…. Can rant about society with me
>Has comfy hobbies like watching movies, playing videogames, or hiking
>Has no social media presence but is aware of the same corners of the internet as I am
>Dry, sarcastic sense of humor
>Not super physically affectionate (but willing to give headpats and receive backhugs on occasion)
>Will actually listen to me when I feel depressed and anxious. Will be open in telling me that I matter to him and that he appreciates me.

And there you have it.

Anonymous 230387

>Wears glasses
>Is taller than me. (I’m 5’1 so he wouldn’t even have to be like 6 feet or anything.)
>Thin, not necessarily a skelly though.
>Has long hair that’s well-kept.
>Is the kind, sensitive type who can comfort me.
>Likes animals.
>Good listener
>Nerdy in general
>Has a nice nose. (I’m especially partial to aquiline noses.)
>Is passionate about his interests.
>Maybe more on the extroverted side. Easy to talk to. (I’m more on the introverted side so one of us would have to be the social one.)
>Good fashion sense. Any sort of style would be okay as long as he looks put together.

Anonymous 230502

god I envy you so much
how long have you been together? are you sure it's not just honeymoon phase concealing his bad sides

Anonymous 230566

I know someone who is almost exactly these, only he's a pale prettyboy and not one for obsession. Also a polyglot. Good luck ever wooing him, though.

Anonymous 230574

Actually dated a guy like this and we broke up because I couldn't deal with how unemotional he was and didn't give me enough attention&affection. Didn't feel loved or needed. It really fucked with my mental health and I felt like I wasn't in a relationship therefore might as well just be alone so I ended things with him. I find it fascinating how ''one's trash is another's gold'' here. I wonder what's the appeal of guys like these?

Anonymous 230579

I dunno. I don’t think I have an intense need for love or affection. I just want companionship with someone cute. Someone who will listen to me talk and have fun, interesting conversations together. I don’t like flirting or being very affectionate so I guess my ideal guy wouldn’t be that way either. I imagine it’d be like having a cat. You do your own thing most of the day and every once in a while spend some nice, relaxing time together. And if these are my preferences then why would I even want to be in a relationship in the first place? I don’t know. I’ve never been in a relationship so it’s not a big priority to me, but something like that would be nice I suppose.

And of course I wouldn’t want someone completely emotionless. I’m a pretty blank person myself but not because I don’t feel emotions or repress them. I’d just like someone to match my energy. That actually brings me out of my shell more. And I’m not opposed to all affection. Some headpats and backhugs are fine. And I’d imagine we’d have the types of conversations where we’d be open about how much we like each other/value each other (and at least from friendship experience that’s more meaningful to me than anything else).

Anonymous 230580


>cute, androgynous face, preferably asian or asian heritage (but born/brought up in the same country as me for relatability)
>same age as me or ~2 years either way
>pale skin, or a little bit tanned
>black or dark brown messy hair that I can stroke and ruffle
>wears glasses all the time and doesn't want to switch to contacts
>shorter than average, 170cm at the most but the smaller the better (I'm 140cm so I don't want a mountain over me) and doesn't have a complex over it
>tries to be fashionable and cares about his appearance, especially making an effort when we're out on dates
>must be clean shaven, no facial hair (body hair is fine but preferably minimal)
>thin with but with a little bit of muscle, a little bit of chub is fine but not overweight

>must have grown up with the internet as much as me so I can relate a lot better and he gets my jokes about ancient memes
>must be as much of an otaku as me, with mostly the same interests (anime/manga/games/computers/genres of music), mostly ties into the above point
>wants to go to japan with me and learn/is learning the language
>picks up on my nonverbal communications and is considerate and patient of my autism
>is shy and prone to blushing/flustering when I tease him, but can also make me blush in equal measure
>can also switch gears and protecc me if the situation calls for it
>compliments me regularly, makes me feel like I'm good enough and notices when I've put in an effort with my appearance
>completely devoted and loyal to only me, other female friends are fine as long as I'm 100% sure he doesn't see them that way ("why would I care about other girls when I have you" etc)
>has a stable job and wants to live together with a goal of marriage
>understands that I've given up on life and doesn't push me to do something with it other than being a housewife
>can cook for me and wants to teach me how to cook so I can do it in return
>enjoys a lot of clingy physical affection and we're possessive of each other
>likes long, sloppy kisses as much as me
>is a switch in bed, we can both take the lead in equal measure
>is fine with me not wanting to do fellatio
>is a coomer but only for hentai and isn't interested in 3dpd porn, might have one or two weird fetishes but wants to be loving vanilla with me
>doesn't care about modern politics, doesn't feel the need to be left or right wing etc

Chance of me actually finding a guy like this that I get along with? Slim to none. But all I can do is dream…

Anonymous 230585

Thanks for the response, I understand now and I can definitely get behind with this. You sound like you have pretty secure attachment style, could be avoidant but I'm no psychologist and especially can't make any real assesment based on 2 posts. I'm admittedly pretty anxious attachment style because of my childhood (had distant and emotionally unavailable parents) and that's probably why the relationship I had failed. I perceived his personality as emotionally unavailable and it triggered my childhoood traumas I guess. I've since worked on to be more securely attached although I still wouldn't date a person like that again, I do want my ideal guy to be romantic and affectionate because thats what I am and I kinda want to be given back what I give. I also want a guy I really feel connected to, like a soulmate type of thing. Otherwise I feel like I'm wasting my time and investment and like it'd be easier&better to just be alone. I feel like this because in my pov relationships can take work, investment and cost some peace of mind which I value a lot, so to me the person to be worth these things have to be exceptional in many ways.

Your vision of a relationship sounds really nice, cozy and healthy and I hope you'll find what you're looking for!

Anonymous 230587

absolutely none,fuck being a domestic slave to someone who is always going to half-ass everything domestic / child rearing related and then badger you for sex or try to control you. Fuck it 10 times to hell

Anonymous 230588

Fuck relationships and fuck people who fucking badger you into stupid relationships if you're a woman.

Anonymous 230590

I appreciate the genuine response! I admit that I do think I’m kind of avoidant (partially why I’ve never been in a relationship), so you aren’t wrong there. I think it’s admirable that you can recognize your attachment style and are actively trying to work on it. And if you wouldn’t want to date someone like that again, I totally get it! You deserve someone who will provide enough affection and make you feel loved. Some people might not be able to provide that and that isn’t on you. Personally it sounds like you have a pretty healthy, self-aware way of looking at things so I wish you the best! I hope you find someone who is romantic and affectionate. And I think it’s fun to see how people have different preferences. It makes you think that there is someone out there for everyone (at least hypothetically).

Anonymous 230591

My ideal partner is someone who leaves me the hell alone when I don't want to be bothered and doesn't pester me for physical or emotional intimacy and become angry or manipulative when I'm not fulfilling some "need" of theirs. Basically someone who's present when I emerge and doesn't ask for anything other than my retarded company. Whatever happens during our time together depends on whatever both of us agree to do because we both want it at the same time and there's no pressure to want anything, ever.

Anonymous 230607


>Loves me
>Looks like Yasuo
>Good sized dick
>Good at fucking and making me cum

That's all. Don't give a fuck about anything else in a man.

Anonymous 230644

Regardless if its frienship or romance, but especially romance, you will need to make sacrifices. Its a trade off and if you are too selfish for that prepare to be forever alone.

Anonymous 230645

my bf
>fit athletic lifter but still has healthy body fat for cuddling and carries me to bed if i pass out at night cuddling watching tv
>golden retriever personality but super serious as well
>writes poetry as a hobby which got him a 2 year scholarship hes so good!
>high iq and autistic enough to be completely honest and hyper focuses on developing more houseskills (he wants to be a househusband lol)
>can rail me for over half an hour regularly and loves eating pussy (7.5in girthy cock :3)
>great with children as he raised his 5 younger siblings in poverty
>loves his momma
>cool sand/copper eyes and adorable smile, oh and beautiful freckles
>plays piano
>likes to check my all my birthmarks and nibbles on me
>was a 2000's emo boytoy so he has killer casual goth/alt style
>loves metal and adores my appreciation for classic rock
>loves to actually give me actual massages and baby me whenever i feel down
I love him

Anonymous 230646

I don't mind being forever alone, that's why my ideal partner is what it is.

Anonymous 230655

not if she finds someone with similar views

Anonymous 230684

If that anon is asking for too much, I guess I'll just kill myself.

Anonymous 230689

That is exceedingly exceedingly hard to find. Especially now, with pornsickness where boys grow up on screens and internet entitled to pornified sex and vulgarity in amazing new ways.

Not to mention it is impossible to find someone who will do the same amount of housework/ childrearing you do at home, while you BOTH still have to work.

Ontop of that hth can you stand females being expected to be hot while men are ugly?????? No thanks all I just described is not reciprocity by a long shot. This is not the required 'give and take' it's bullshit. You have to
dig deeper longer.. wasting half your life away to find someone that doesnt take advantage. But then you're telling me /I/ should be ashamed at the prospect of skipping all of it and being alone? And then you want to actually blame me for preferring it?

Most of the women I know in relationships have some nightmare thing they put up with. Doing double at home ontop of working. Being single is being blessed af if you are a woman to not have to put up with all the hell you will inevitably end up trapped with.

Anonymous 230732

My husband:

>We met at work and he married me, no prenup, within 2 1/2 years
>He’s a yuppie so we house hunted in a rich people part of the state
>He bought us a house, still put me on the title and deed
>Had me resign from my career when we started dating to eventually become a stay at home wife, haven’t worked a day since I was 27, he’s always put money in my account
>I’m pregnant now, he’s hoping for a girl, and he takes care of me while he works from home
>Again, a yuppie, so he’s hygienic
>I would say the trade-off is that he’s an awful cook and can’t separate whites, but that’s okay, because I just do it when I can, no pressure
>He’s genuinely funny without scrotey humor
>He’s medium height, perfect for my gremlin self, with auburn hair, hazel eyes and freckles for days, I’m obsessed
>We play vidya together, watch movies, cuddle, joke, go out, and he gives me plenty of space to just be me

Moral of the story: Don’t lower your standards. Just understand no one is perfect. If you can’t cope with that - stay alone. No shame in it, it’s just not fair to drag others down.

Anonymous 230736

>hazel eyes and freckles for days
based, nice one nona

Anonymous 230793

It's also stupid and unfair to be a SAHM/W. That is a shit existence. It is the pinnacle of settling because you're out of your mind to agree to give up control your own finances. You might as well consider yourself scammed out of your own high income for promises. You cannot easily get a good career going again after youve been out of the game forever. To rely on some moid to not screw you over in the long run is insane. 50% of marriages end in divorce and 2/3rds of those are initiated by women.

Anonymous 230802

98% of humanity is not in control of their finances and are literal slaves.

Anonymous 230809


tall smart asian guy with glasses. Doesn’t watch porn and doesn’t support trannies

Anonymous 230827

Why asian? Seems slightly racist.

Anonymous 230831

Please shut up. It's okay to be attracted to phenotypes.

Anonymous 230843

Alright, it's not racist. But tell me what phenotypes you're attracted to.

Anonymous 230874

Your dad's

Anonymous 230875


People only complain about racism when its non-white men being fawned over. Go figure.

No nona. It's not racist at all to like and be attracted to Asian men! Don't know where you got that idea.

Anonymous 230876

Based picrel. Asian men enjoyers are gangster af.

Anonymous 230878

Lol you are delusional as well if you think an average person is able to get high income. It's better to foster connections with people/building family so that they support and care for you. Having caring, loyal family is a much better and happier path for survival and life in general.

Anonymous 230879

>We play vidya together, watch movies, cuddle, joke, go out, and he gives me plenty of space to just be me

reminds me of a moid i know who quit playing vidya games altogether for years because he wanted to save them to play them with his future wife when he gets married.

Anonymous 230883

I suspect these "asian men enjoyers" are secretly ricecels.

Anonymous 230886

>delusional if you think an average person is able to get high income
so its not delusional, as a SAHM, to rely on a moid who on average wont have a high income either?

im sure fostering connections and loyalty will bring magically pay off the mortgage on the house your children will grow up in

Anonymous 230891

A moid isn't the only person you can rely on if you're a socially functional human and I never said you have to buy a house or have multiple children kek.

Anonymous 230892

Hahah I had the same thought. But I do think that Kpop and Kdramas have had an effect as well.

Anonymous 230897

I doesn't make one any type of enjoyer to point out how dumb it is to call attraction racist. Wtf.

Anonymous 230898

I thought it was the same nona

Anonymous 231237

But not maintaining your career advancement in your life time is like flushing it down the toilet ONTOP of getting screwed over by inflation, underwater banks, ai destroying jobs. It's like getting double, triple and quadruple fucked

Anonymous 231239

Lmao until the illusion fades, you're desperately unhappy, getting cheated on, abused, get no help from "family" and trapped with no way out and no money, no savings. And what if he threatens your life if he suspects you might leave?? What if he isolates you and financially manipulates you ??? Its stupid as hell to rely on moids to not be gaping assholes.

Anonymous 231242


I just like the way they look, it would be racist if i liked them because of stereotypes. Would you call me racist if i said I wanted a white man?
ty nona.

Anonymous 231269

Damn, It's always tall. I have always worked to be a great partner to my lover but there is some things I cannot change

Anonymous 231430

I think it's racist when yellow-fever scrotes lust after asian women. Why wouldn't it be racist if the sexes were reversed?

Anonymous 231435

The difference is that moids with yellow fever are usually pedophile sexpats, do you see women flying abroad to exploit asian children?

Anonymous 231439

So women are less pedophilic, but that doesn't translate into being less racist.

Anonymous 231445

only westerners think liking asian men is racist, your brain is corrupted with idpol.

Anonymous 231448

A balding, decrepit white man traveling to SEA to buy a poor woman to be his subservient sex slave is different from a woman finding mutual attraction with someone of a different race. Broadly applying the term 'racism' to both of these situations as if they are comparable is not only inaccurate, but often itself comes from the prejudiced idea that women could not genuinely love someone of a different background.

Anonymous 231480


cinnamon rol

Anonymous 231482


Anonymous 249417

I'm literally so braindead and lonely that I've created a pretend bf in my mind who I think about whenever I'm feeling lonely:

Looks-wise, he has brown hair (like Jerma's hair but darker), blue eyes, and wears glasses. Pale and thin. We'd be the same weight but he'd be a few inches taller than me. Actually now that I think about it, this description kind of sounds like Liquid Chris… Usually I just imagine him in comfy clothes, like a t-shirt, sweatpants, and hooded jacket. I imagine that because he is skinny, he gets cold easily and doesn't usually show a lot of skin (which is good because I hate how men look in shorts). Personality-wise he is an autist who doesn't make eye contact when we talk and mumbles all the time. We communicate online frequently and rant about our problems, society, and also sometimes watch movies together or I watch him play games in the background while I'm reading or doing shit around my apartment. He likes horror movies and hiking just like me and watches anime, but is embarrassed about it and has only seen anime that's come out pre-2012. I encourage him in all his endeavors and he sometimes tells me that I am the only person who seems to understand him. He doesn't care about getting married or having kids and our only goal is to move somewhere close to nature where we can live our lives independently together.

Please tell me I'm not the only person who is sad enough to have done this. I don't have the desire to date someone unless it was someone I really liked. But I haven't been attracted to any of the men I know or have met. Even if I like them as people, I just don't feel any sense of endearment toward them. So sometimes I feel so lonely, not because I don't have a boyfriend, but because I wonder if there is anyone out there who I'd have the capacity to love. Hence, I created this figment of my imagination just to have an idea of a person I could love, even if they don't exist. And, I'd rather be single and fixate on somebody who isn't real than in a relationship with a moid I feel nothing for.

Anonymous 249418

My kind, gentle and caring fwb tbh
He has the kindest heart and is always very understanding and he's always a lot of fun to spend time with

Anonymous 249420

>doesn't use the internet often, most definitely not a 4channer or redditor or terminally online in any shape or form
>not mentally ill/is normie (nothing against mentally ill girlies, it's the scrotes I don't trust)
>not porn addicted
>faithful and loyal
>shorter but same height is kind of cute too because kissing range
>skinny and lanklet
>activates my mommy instincts, likes gentle femdom but doesn't expect me to be a bangmaid handmaiden mommy who does everything, is a hard worker
>not effeminate but not masculine either, would be boyish instead
>goofy, dumb, and cute
>good heart, good person, a total goody-two-shoes, is able to forgive and accept me for being retarded and bad things
>simple guy, I don't like intelligent types they are way too snobby for me. Humble guys are the best. Simple heart and motivations are easiest to understand I dislike tricky and deceitful moids
>cute laugh and smiles a lot in contrast to me who has a natural deadpan and resting bitch face
>doesn't smoke or drink or do drugs
>no violent or rapey scrote nonsense
>not a misogynist
>not attractive or ugly in the face department, preferably plain because I don't want people looking at us and I hate the idea of us treating each other as trophies or comparing ourselves to other people
>doesn't care about appearances beyond looking clean and well kept
>doesn't pay attention to other people much like me, we live in our own little world together
>high libido, many secks
>likes kids and animals, wants to adopt kids with me
>would like it if he had something he was really passionate about and was into and would just talk to me all day about it and sperg about it, I would love to see him get excited and and his eyes light up when he does
>childlike but mature in the right ways. He is a drooling retard just like me and we will get up to all sorts of silly shenanigans together but we treat each other with respect in serious matters
>family type of guy, cares a lot about his family
>cuddling and roughhousing

If such a perfect being existed he would be an anime boy not a real moid and I wouldn't deserve him anyway, he would be too good for me but it's ok I already made him into my own wish fulfillment character. Although I hate the thought of being a pickme handmaiden, I would honestly be a total handmaiden and whiteknight for such a perfect moid if he existed I would spoil and simp for him endlessly uoohhhhhhh TToTT. I would never find such a good moid but daydreaming and sperging about it with others already makes me very happy so it's ok.

based, so cute

it's ok I am similar I invented my own husbando and I draw him religiously. I can't date someone like through an app, I can only be attracted to someone through an emotional bond. I really don't like the idea of having to flirt with someone or talking with someone with the ulterior motive of dating when I don't even know them it feels gross to me. I really feel you, I do.

Anonymous 249427


>loves me and doesnt think scars r gross or weird
>accompanies me to do fun/dumb things, and i would for her
>preferably taller than me and not rly butch but dont rly care
>mentally ill but like we heal together and understand eachother no big drama type things you know
>wont play mind games or manipulate me
>patient and guides me thru stuff bc im inexperienced in life in general
>doesn't just like me because we have similar interests like actual deeper connection

Anonymous 249428

i usually imagine things too because i don't see myself dating either nona. different reasons, but i think alot of people have their imaginary ideal types.

Anonymous 249429

no partner here, just checking if I'm banned

Anonymous 249443


>same age maybe slightly older
>Same sense of humour
>Has their own life and friends
>isn't tiring to be around
>Relaxes me and we can help each other when need be
>is submissive and lets me dominate him/her
>calls me mummy

Anonymous 249456

my ideal partner is my bf <3

>shota looks
>same height or shorter
>skinnier than me
>no facial hair (god i hate facial hair)
>pretty hands and feet
>dark hair
>baggy clothing/hoodies that make him look smol

>virgin but is a total slut for me
>sweet, thoughtful, sensitive
>cries during sad movies with me
>likes anime and videogames
>wants to get married and have babies with me

Anonymous 249457

My sister. I wish I could draw well so I could drawn him too. I’d love to see pictures of what your own drawings if you feel comfortable sharing them

Anonymous 249727

I have this one https://files.catbox.moe/x3c565.png but I do have more I like. I couldn't upload the file directly so I had to use catbox

>I wish I could draw well so I could drawn him too.

You could try learning but I can see why not since it takes a lot of effort. Have you tried writing?

Anonymous 249735

ntayrt but he's perfect

Anonymous 249762

Thank you :)
I hope I can find a guy like this irl

Anonymous 249764

Ayrt he's so cute! He looks like he grew up in a post-apocalyptic desert wasteland or something like that. Really cool design! I actually haven't tried writing anything, but maybe I could give it a shot to let my feelings out. I have a lot of scenarios imagined in my head, but I think if I were to try to write it out it'd sound like cringey fanfic lol.

Anonymous 249808

Thank you!

>I have a lot of scenarios imagined in my head, but I think if I were to try to write it out it'd sound like cringey fanfic lol.

It's ok, life is short let it be cringe. You can always edit and tweak parts you don't like later on or you can just keep it to yourself and not show anyone. I understand what you mean though sometimes it is embarrassing to make wish fulfillment stuff I too try not to overindulge in it and focus more on the technical parts. And sorry if I'm derailing the thread.

Anonymous 250137

That's true. I guess it would be nice to get my thoughts on paper. I already have a playlist of songs I listen to when I think about him, but usually my daydreams just involve 'oh if [insert name here] was here right now, what would he be doing and what would he say?' I think I'll have to think a bit about how to turn that into a story. How do you come up with ideas of what to write about?

Anonymous 250261



>> 5'7

>> a lil bit chubby or dad bod
>> brown eyes
>> curly brown hair
>> soft hands
>> beard or clean shaved
>> no tattoos but a few piercings
>> glasses
>> virgin , no fetishes , doesnt watch porn
>> loyal
>> sarcastic but sweet
>> plays bass guitar/drums
>> will play minecraft & roblox and will go on walks with me
>> nerdy
>> honest abt his feelings
>> wants to wait until marriage for sex
>> likes rock music
>> smokes cigarettes but doesn't casually drink
>> patient
>> likes physical affection
>> understands me :3

Anonymous 250266

emo ftm. no comments.

Anonymous 250295

me without the nail polish

Anonymous 250415

>How do you come up with ideas of what to write about?
I usually just get inspired from things I already like in the real world or fiction. Most of my stories exist beyond my husbandos and focus more on worldbuilding, story, and lore, the husbandos only make up a small part of the greater scheme of things so their interactions are affected by the world around them, and even then most of my male characters I don't consider husbandos. So for me the story and world is what exists first and then all the characters and scenarios follow after, but I know for some it's the other way around where they have everything done following the character. To give love to my husbandos I fixate more on giving them a satisfying story from start to end with decent character development. It's a way of endearment akin to watching them grow or being a caregiver for them. I think approach varies from person to person as I know some people enjoy writing more romantic and sexual scenarios revolving around their husbandos but personally it makes me flustered and embarrassed to do that. I think it's good to just force yourself to get started, do it instead of just overthinking it. Once you get something down you'll already start to generate more ideas and revisions naturally.
retarded husbando sketches: https://files.catbox.moe/dnhbkx.jpg

Anonymous 252200


> might have one or two weird fetishes but wants to be loving vanilla with me

What if he is into cuckoldry/gangbang/threesome?

Anonymous 252204

You said your ideal is your bf, so that means you really have someone like this with all these traits in your life right now?

Anonymous 252306

Stacies have all the luck, reeee

Anonymous 252332

It’s okay. I have an ldr bf now. I don’t know what he looks like yet except he sends me dick pics nearly every day, but he’s coming to visit me in 3 months so hopefully it all works out and we live happily ever after.

Anonymous 252369

Don't you think it's risky? You don't even know what he looks like

Anonymous 252377

He’s not fat and we’re the same age plus he’s azn. I’m not picky about looks beyond that anyways. I like his personality. Unfortunately he’s not a virgin, but I forgive him.

Anonymous 252379

Why did you spell it like this?
>he's not a virgin

Anonymous 252381

I did resent him a little bit for it, but all men are whores anyway so the best you can do is find one willing to commit and leave his whorish ways behind. He never mentions other women to me and is very devoted to me, otherwise I’d be less willing to accept it.

Anonymous 252382

>very devoted to me
How devoted can he be if he's never sent you a picture of himself? Maybe you're being a bit blindsided by yellow fever.

Anonymous 252384

Well, I’m not going to detail everything here. I think he is just insecure about his appearance, but I’ll see him soon anyway. He has already started planning to move to my country and wants us to get married.

Anonymous 252510


>emo or alternative sense of style
>taller than me
>pretty boy looks
>can drive because i cant
>long hair or fringe
>quiet but a little more outgoing than me
>has atleast one creative hobby (playing instruments would be cool)
>strong interest in music, will listen to music with me and share songs
>likes to play video games and watch anime but not like in a greasy funko pop weird way
>doesnt get mad at me for being shy and quiet or make jokes about it
>gives me compliments even when i didnt ask
>respects his mother and other girls
>likes to cuddle and give hugs alot
>romantic and sappy at times
>will give me gifts
>likes animals
>will go on walks with me/likes the outdoors
>a bit submissive at times
>tfw realising i just want sebastian stardew valley
sadly real alternative men dont exist anymore, majority now do it for womens attention and not because they genuinely like the music and fashion

Anonymous 252522

Why are you so triggered by a woman talking about alt boys? did she hit a nerve? Are you triggered because you're a REAL alt boy and this STUP9D BITCH is probably just a POSER!!1!
You're pathetic, subhuman, gross, you spend your days lurking a website made for women looking for things to make you angry, you will never do something meaningful with your life, your mother is disappointed by you, get a hobbie ffs.

Anonymous 252525

lol now im curious to what the moid said, didnt check in time

Anonymous 252543

nta, but she's replying to >>252513, don't know why it didn't register

Anonymous 252873

that actually sounds really sweet, it kinda lifts a weight from my heart to know that not everyone is amoral

Anonymous 253092

You misinterpreted the post, that’s her ideal bf. He isn’t real. Actual men are far more amoral, so you can go back to feeling disheartened or whatever.

Anonymous 253114

lol true

Anonymous 253209

My bf


>runway model
>cooks, cleans, does laundry, independently
>gorgeous eyes and face
>skinny twink body
>also has eupd (like me)
>obsessed with me
>works full time (happy to wfh while raising future baby)
>has friends
>not addicted to porn
>doesn't smoke weed
>always nice to me
>cuddly and clingy
>undying devotion to me, promises to love me forever and ever


Anonymous 253210

also drives

Anonymous 253220

>pretty boy looks
>167cm to 172cm
>introverted but not socially retarded
>some kind of art as a hobby
>nerdy about some historical period
>good hygiene
>no facial hair
>easygoing and kind
>prefers cats

Anonymous 253223

>also has [bpd] like [you]
this does not sound ideal…

Anonymous 253464

Lucky girl

Anonymous 253470


>blue/green/hazel eyes, blonde, white
(I actually tend to prefer Asian men physically, but I have yet to meet one that isn't racist towards white people in some fashion, and I've dated quite a few… So, now I'm just aiming to have children similar looking to me.)
>5'6" to 5'10", but it's not a hard requirement
>reasonably attractive
>wants 3 kids
>is willing to leave me alone at least 50% of the time
>doesn't demand or antagonzie me over sex
>likes to be both dominant and submissive in bed
>not into anal, extreme sadism, "free use," pedophilia (including loli), or zoophilia
>OK with money
>has at least a half-way decent career, being rich is not a requirement
>is willing to clean up after themselves/split chores
>doesn't mind me talking about "heavy" subjects frequently
>has the ability to be introspective
>friendly towards all pets: dogs, cats, birds… flat out saying he hates xyz animal is a red flag
>talks about his mother in a friendly fashion
>has lived on his own at least once
>if he wears glasses that's a huge, huge plus (sorry to my future children, I know my fetish is irrational)
>being into video games is a big minus, but I can overlook it if everything else is good

Anonymous 253491

>around my height (5'7), an inch taller or shorter isn't bad
>not aggressive
>calm, chill and relaxed
>isn't offended by my old and bad self harm scars
>likes to be in nature, take long walks, forage, hunt
>low sex drive, like me, but I want someone to cuddle/makeout with, I just have PTSD
>is cool with occasional drug use, like shrooms, maybe acid if we're feeling freaky
>more extroverted than I am, but not an attention whore
>race doesn't matter, I just don't want someone with a complex about it
>wants to move out of the city and build a cob house, raise goats and chickens
>travel partner
>not super ambitious, just wants to live a relaxing life were we make money off our preferred passions
>terf or at least sympathetic to why the trans rights movement is a bust

I'll probably end up alone in life, but if I got my wish, I'd be so happy with a woman. I've been with both, both my gfs of the past became tifs, and my boyfriends were lackluster sloths. I'm not a bag of cherries right now in my life, but I'm working on myself, so who knows.

Anonymous 253548

> female
> my age or a little older
> preferably taller
> black/dark brown hair
> tattoos and/or piercings
> masculine
> loves literature like me
> is also a radfem
> has quite an alternative style
> same humour as me
> similar music taste so I can suggest songs for her to listen to
> reassures me
> takes on a more dominant role
> loves nature
> loves to cuddle but is respectful of the fact I hate pda & will respect my boundaries

Anonymous 256241

>Loves me
>Wears baggy clothes
>Introverted and quiet but not shy
>Can hold an intellectual conversation
>Medium length brown hair
>Blue or green eyes
>Deep voice
>Doesn't have to be handsome but at least cute
>6' so I can look up at him
>Cuddles with me all day
>Similar sense of humor, can laugh at dumb stuff
>Wants 3 kids and will live in the countryside with me
>Big dick if possible and uncircumcised
Haha thanks I'm going to go and cry now

Anonymous 256575


My ideal wife. (hey god, its me once again asking you..)

- taller than me
- +10 years older than me
- black or brown long hair
- hazel or brown eyes
- Bulgarian / French / Latina
- takes care of herself, knows how to dress

- Does not have many friends but the ones she have are close, mature and are like family
- Really smart but does not treat people bad because of it
-Into Art, fashion, movies and books
- Likes to drink wine and is okay with doing weed alone with me sometimes
- Does not like to parties but it's okay with going sometimes to the club and she knows how to dance
- loves to talk and she is funny
- different cultures, proud of her culture or religion but not the crazy type
- feminist or a radfem
- open to political conversation and it is okay with others point of views

In the relationship:
- likes to cuddle, to give little kisses, loves to do PDA
- loves to read my poems and look at my art in ''secrecy''
- teases me a lot in public with little touching here and there
- TEASES ME A LOT, period.
- call me ''good girl'' ''sweet girl'' ''my sweet thing'' ''my love''
- sweet and soft sex but also rough and disgusting sex
- starts to play video games just to play with me
- wants kids or already have a kid, i don't care if she has a kid if i'm sure that her and her ex is mature about it. also, i don't care if she is a solo mom either. i like kids but i want to have one with her, to adopt or in vitro fertilization.
- is obsessed with me and loves that i'm obsessed with her
- A goddess. i would kill for her and i would die without her and she would do the same for me.

Anonymous 256795

Whats gods opinion on being gay?

Anonymous 256799

Zeus seems cool with it

Anonymous 256806


I'm a lesbian, nona. Did I say something wrong? Are you mad at me?

Anonymous 256807

She must have high self-esteem, be intelligent, and very compassionate. Absolutely no sexism or bigotry of any kind, including against trans. I don't really mind how she looks.

Anonymous 256811

Can someone explain the lengthy bf physical requirements vs ideal gf ones? Are lesbians less picky?

Anonymous 256817

He must be very loud in bed

Anonymous 256818


Snoring fetish?

Anonymous 256820

As a sub or as a dom?

Anonymous 256823

Shhh you'll attract the incels

Anonymous 256833

>tall and lanky
>goofy but intelligent
>independent, loner
>personable, but not obnoxious
>full time job, can support himself
>nice smile
>artist or other creative perferrably

Anonymous 256843



Anonymous 256844


Anonymous 256846

Anonymous 258957


>taller than me (5'5")
>Older than me (21) but younger than 30
>Kind, pretty, low-key twink-y boy
>No facial hair, minimal body hair, none of that alpha male shit
>Moans/whimpers in bed
>Actually smart/educated
>Likes toxic competitive vidya
>No fragile masculinity complex. No anger issues. No depression

Anonymous 258979

>into meditation
>cat person
>good at writing
>has a stable, moderately lucrative but not time consuming job

>has at minimum a masters degree
>has non-divorced, well-educated parents

>is a moral realist and objectivist
>is willing to disagree and to stick by his principles

>refuses to lie

>has either a sister or no siblings

>can be critical of his parents (or anyone) where appropriate
>likes spending time together
>sexually vanilla
>no porn
>either not religious or follows some dharmic religion
>anxiously attached
>clingy, maybe some jealousy issues
>smiles a lot
>ENxx mbti
>big eyes
>long and veiny hands and feet
>either straight or sharply arched eyebrows
>no piercings/tattoos
>likes a24 movies

>likes 60s-70s folk and prog rock
>likes nature and going on walks, not super into working out/gym stuff
>likes gardening
>not a gamer

>wears birkenstocks and glasses
>well read (no scifi or fantasy)
>straight teeth
>low sex drive
>premature ejaculator
>long and thin dick
>wants kids (and actively structures his life around achieving this goal)
>doesn't go 50/50 (not because of any thought-out principle but just naturally without being asked)
>doesn't repress negative emotions but doesn't chimp out either
>likes to longpost
>same age as me
>finds bjork annoying
>has dabbled in psychedelics but doesn't anymore
based porn-free teetotaler

Anonymous 259049


I can fix them

Anonymous 259061

Are you okay, sis? Is there something you'd like to vent about?

Anonymous 259147

what gave it away

Anonymous 259223

The fact that she wants him to be a hippie aesthetically but wants him to behave romantically/sexually like a 'trad bro'

The disconnect is very oddly specific, hinting at something deeper going on

Anonymous ## Cleanup crew 259229

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