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Crystal Cafe debate of the century Anonymous 25377

Choose your team: Tea vs Coffee

Which of these dear products of colonialism do you side with?

If you come in here to say something like "neither", "both" or "milk" please get hit by a car. This is a black and white struggle of good versus evil, there is no room for nuance here.

Anonymous 25379

Off it's hard, I was a literal caffeine junkie until I stopped.

Coffee has some inherent coziness, but tea does too.

I think tea is healthier and the world would be a better place if every coffee would be replaced by tea (… after the first week or so)

Especially since your pic features black coffee. I don't know how pretentious one has to be to be able to enjoy that devil's piss. Black tea however can be really enjoyable if done right.

Anonymous 25381

>>25379
>I don't know how pretentious one has to be to be able to enjoy that devil's piss.

I used to think so too but at some point in adulthood my tongue started liking the taste of beers and black coffee.

But I'm with you, tea all the way. Coffee is just too much caffeine and I'm glad to have mostly escaped that addiction with the help of low caffeine green tea.

Anonymous 25383

I used to have a preference for coffee, in the sense that I never liked it but it gave more of a kick.
Thinking about it a bit, I decided to turn to caffeine pills instead.
This taken care of, I now have returned to the actually enjoyable drink which tea is.

Anonymous 25385

>>25381
I mean I understand, I also like beer and some whiskeys, but coffee is just consistently awful.

I've switched to "Malt coffee"/Orzo, which is genius, it has all the coziness of coffee without the shit taste and without caffeine.

Anonymous 25389

If I have to choose forever, it would be tea. Although coffee has a special bitterness and makes me feel legit happy after one cup, tea has more variety and I can easily down it without cream/milk.
But I do love the taste of coffee with one cream, it's the perfect taste for me. I just get too reliant on it and it makes me nauseous after 2 cups (although I pushed on and used to drink 5+ a day in the past lol). With most tea the caffeine is either tolerable enough to have many cups or there's no caffeine at all. Quantity>quality I guess.

Anonymous 25392

What is best one to eat bread and other baked goods with?

What is the best one to make smoothies out of?

What is the best one in terms of costing less?

What is the best one in terms of it’s desired effect on the human body?

Anonymous 25394

>>25392
>What is best one to eat bread and other baked goods with?
coffee

>What is the best one to make smoothies out of?

tea(coffee if you asked milkshake)

>What is the best one in terms of costing less?

probably varies depending where you're from, tea for me

>What is the best one in terms of it’s desired effect on the human body?

tea

Anonymous 25413

>>25377
Generally speaking, I'd choose tea. Iced or hot, I like most teas. My bf makes great coffee though.

Anonymous 25423

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmonster

Anonymous 25429

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>>25423
Hello

Anonymous 25446

>>25379
idk, i started drinking coffee just for the caffeine kick and i never added milk or sugar because i didn't want the extra calories. now whenever i do drink coffee that has sweeteners in it, it tastes like a dessert instead of a beverage to me.
tea is pretty cool because there are different kinds of tea that you can make with different benefits, like tea that helps you to sleep or tea that soothes your stomach or tea that helps you lose weight. so i'd have to say tea > coffee because coffee is pretty much just for energy.

Anonymous 25447

i can't drink either of them

Anonymous 25449

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everyone is just scared of the power coffee holds. more miners should embrace it.

Anonymous 25453

tea
>>25423
She looks like if Ulquiorra and Jolyne Cujoh had a child

Anonymous 25455

>>25447
lol go study math or read the bible you square

>>25449
get a load of this beancuck

Anonymous 28175

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Anonymous 28201

>>28175
I would-e like-a some-a more-eh cowfee.

I would-e like-a some-a more-eh geen tea!

Anonymous 28204

Between an African roomie and a soldier hubby, super-strong coffee with a splash of half & half = heaven

Anonymous 28223

I vote for tea

Anonymous 28241

You have to add a bunch of shit to coffee to make it not taste like shit. Tea is fine on its own. Clear winner right here.

Anonymous 28242

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Coffee. If you make it correctly you don't need to add anything to it.



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