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forced meme

>>254375
All memes are forced.

Not funny.

Oh yeah, I remember raccoon moids. Good times.

What's the raccoon meme?

>>254750
All the men of this accursed world are trash.
But - what if they were trash, and also cute?

>>254770
Where do the raccoons come in?

>>254773
Not sure, is there a hole in your fence, an overhanging tree, an unsealed vent to your basement or attic?
They're quite nimble and clever, and can fit through tight openings. It depends a lot on your property layout.

>>254365
Raccoon moid nona got b& IIRC.

>>254773
Blessing us with her wisdom, nona.
Actually, you should go and enjoy all pearls of CC on the Funny CC Screencaps thread on /img/, we have some of God's favorite visionaries posting on this board <3

>>254365
I love raccoons. I used to work at a restaurant where the back alley actually faced a large, heavily wooded area. When I took my breaks, I would bring out a bunch of leftovers and feed them to the raccoons. Eventually there were so many raccoons and they would follow me. One would take food right from my hands and let me pet him, so I named him Barry Fuzzy.

racoons are cute

I very vaguely remember this meme. Wasn't it in relation to force cross dressing a man? Or am I schizophrenic?

>>255132
Force crossdressing was a male interjection which I believe was removed. The meme started in a thread where a nona bared her deep psychological anxiety about male physical strength and was treated with typical lc farmhand indifference. A small tangent about disliking the possibility of the reverse case of physically weak men was introduced. A poster or two started running with that and eventually laughs were had at the absurdity of a future in which men have been reduced to the size, lifestyle, threat level and cuteness of raccoons. Maleposters immediately set about sexualizing the joke and refusing to understand that it might superficially resemble femdom but wasn't naturally used by any woman with a sincere femdom fetish. The entire interest of heterosexual femdom for women is a physically unremarkable woman who tames and breaks a conventionally handsome and youthful muscle beast or a wildly successful wealthy professional.
>t. ancient millennial witness

>>255145
>The entire interest of heterosexual femdom for women is a physically unremarkable woman who tames and breaks a conventionally handsome and youthful muscle beast
Speak for yourself. I don't want some roid monkey who looks like the michelin man, I want a slender bishounen.

>>255152
Huge same. The prettier he is the better.

>>255152
>>255153
You'd still have discrimination and taste amongst these anime bishounen types in your fantasies, nonas, so as K-Pop stars, precocious chief surgeons, legendary swordsmen or whatever they'd fall under "wildly successful professional." Not "trash panda."

>>255164
At that point it's past a sexual fantasy and into the realm of economic daydream.
I too wish to be a multimillionaire homeowner.

>>255193
Why can't it be a sexual fantasy?
>come home from long day of work to warm homecooked dinner
>while i eat the dinner i make him eat me out under the dining table
>i gave him a handjob and he cums on his steak and i make him eat the steak covered with his own semen
Plus a pretty boy wearing only an apron is pretty hot