/b/ - Random

me too

>>255082
Basedo

same nona

>>255079
His DMC5 self looked a little bit of a tard, but he's growing on me. I miss the time when video game men looked like that. It was primarily in the PS2 era where pretty dudes like Leon from RE4 ruled. And then the PS3 era rolled around and every game protagonist from then on has to be some bald uber-macho caricature of what men think is attractive.
Then again, I don't play video games as often as I should, so forgive some inaccuracies or whatever.

Same nonita

>>255091
I still like DMC5 Nero، he's the cutest boy in the game

Strong agree.

Fictional men:
>will never get fat or ugly
>won't go bald or get too hairy
>effortlessly stay handsome
>will never cheat on you and break your heart
>will be there if you need them and go away when you don't
>will always love you no matter how old you get

>>255079
same

I love Kosei Shishido so much but I do not really care about his IRL counterpart faceclaim/seiyuu

>>266370
They made his features look so average. I swear I've seen a carbon copy of this dude walking around.

>>266397
He literally looks just like his voice actor, which is exactly my point. Why do I find average looking fictional moids based on real life average looking moids attractive but not real ones?

>>266398
Real people do not look good. Skin irl looks loose and saggy and gets sun damage, wrinkles, discoloration, blemishes. Game skins look brighter than life and even when they add scarring it's done in a way that maintains structural integrity. If you see a real burn victim their faces look all fucked up, they have bone missing and extra skin and scarring from surgeries.
It's like seeing a someone who looks fully groomed and perfect all the time while never aging. Real life cannot compete.

A summary of why your moid actor is ugly.
Aging kills what little attractiveness moids have. When they only have their personalities to carry them, you will find them sorely lacking.

>>266405
kek you really dragged him but it does say a whole lot how he's considered an example of "good" aging by moid standards. I even see moids IRL that are half his age with half his hair. I don't think Asian moids age that well as people say but they do tend to bald less and later so I'll give them that.
>When they only have their personalities to carry them, you will find them sorely lacking.
Honestly I'd say real moids don't even have that, even seemingly harmless moids disturbingly often turn out to have skeletons in their closet. At least with fictional characters, even ugly ones, what you see on screen is all that you get. I admit my own standards for looks are pretty damn low (no fatties though, that's one hard rule) but I'm still not going anywhere near any real moid because who knows what he could be hiding behind an innocuous facade.

>>266405
>>266370
The faceclaim looks better.

>>266405
such a shame tbh

>>266412
I wish we could cryogenically preserve cute guys so this wouldn't happen.

>>266409
Asians and blacks tend to age better than whites, but age hits all men hard. They still need sunscreen, skincare, good hygiene, and regular exercise to not look like corpses by 40. It's moot if you don't find them attractive to begin with though.

True. Fictional men are so attractive. I want to cry tears of sorrow that I’ll probably never find an irl lookalike to my fictional husband.

>>255079
Vergil is better.

>>266370
You idiots don't know what you're talking about. Leon from resident evil is by far the most attractive fictional man that comes from a playable game, and claiming that the guys from Tekken are hot, simply put; is incorrect. They are subhuman and ugly which is unfortunately the truth I have to break to you.

If you have an opinion and you don't put Leon first, you are just.. wrong! :)

>>268794
Leon Kennedy >>>> Leon Kennedy

>>268794
>>268800
Not lusting after og Leon? Plebbetes the both of you

>>268800
I had a crush on him in high school

>>268828
As you should

>>268841
I liked the way he limped around when he was injured so I would purposely get hurt and then my friend would get mad at me lol. Now I want to play this again. Stupid sexy Leon.

>>268848
does he also whimper as he limps? i havent played the og games…asking for a friend

The CGI in the Gantz movie was good, I just wish they’d made a movie about one of the arcs with Izumi instead. He was so much hotter than Kato. We will never get CGI Izumi.

Edgy teenage me thought Izumi was the best.

>>268872
Edgy teenager you wasn't wrong

when re4 came out I rented it at blockbuster and the guy at checkout was like "thats a great game" which I never heard before from a checkout guy (because I mostly would rent things like pokemon snap and animal crossing) so I felt like a hardcore gamer.

It was only after I got home that I realized the game was more than just playing as a sexy guy and I got super scared then got too upset to keep playing when leon got his head hacked off by the chainsaw guy at the first villiage and I felt bad for killing him.

I think Leon is a ugly overrated fag
Dante is more attractive

>>269781
You are adorable!