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secrets thread Anonymous 01/09/24 (Tue) 10:45:31 PM261146

tell me a secret, nona

Anonymous 01/09/24 (Tue) 10:52:30 PM261147

I steal pigeons and ducks from the public park. Keep them as pets for a week then let them go.

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 12:46:03 AM261150

i have a problem with porn addiction and i'm ashamed.

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 01:57:08 AM261153

i thought i was asexual until i discovered kpop

Anonymous 01/11/24 (Thu) 06:51:50 PM261263

i love pooping

Anonymous 01/11/24 (Thu) 07:17:02 PM261266

>>261263
I used to love pooping until I got hemorrhoids

Anonymous 01/11/24 (Thu) 10:29:42 PM261281

>>261147
have u noticed a change in ur pigeons behavior after u release them or do u lose track

Anonymous 01/24/24 (Wed) 03:38:27 PM262122

more than once have i dragged kangaroo roadkill onto someones lawn

Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 07:58:08 PM262346

i live in a room full of slugs

Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 08:00:42 PM262347

>>261263
i have a love hate relationship with pooping

Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 08:50:42 PM262352

I have stolen a grand total of 18 pairs of sunglasses from my exes.

Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 10:48:39 PM262358

>>262354
>>261266
Period poops are no fun though.

Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 12:41:58 AM262365

>>262122
>she doesn't skin the pelt and nab the best cuts for bush-tucker

Anonymous 11/17/24 (Sun) 01:14:24 PM297791

>>261146
I lied about a guy saying some awful shit to me in school. He deserved it though, he was one of the dickheads who thought it'd be funny to harass me.
I told them i "couldn't repeat what he said" and they just…bought it lol
10/10, would lie again

Anonymous 11/18/24 (Mon) 07:25:41 AM297833

Work had me sent to a few days ago and stole a Mercedes hood ornament and porsche horse badge. I want to make a necklace or something out of the former. Not sure what to do with the latter.

Anonymous 11/18/24 (Mon) 07:29:51 AM297834

>>297833
*sent me to a junkyard and I stole

Holy fuck I know I put that in wtf is up?

Anonymous 11/28/24 (Thu) 04:29:19 PM298011

i will never trust people again and i really hate jaffacakes.

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 01:27:57 AM298024

I have a shopping addiction and I've secretly wanted to break up with my boyfriend for months

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 03:45:29 AM298039

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im a gorl world addict and i want to stop

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 08:26:19 AM298049

>>298039
I used to be obsessed with chantal but she's so boring now. Really miss the crackhead era

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 01:20:00 PM298059

Growing-Pineapple-…

Pineapples have tiny seeds hidden in them

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 11:12:48 PM298090

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i made myself a daki of an OC of mine so I can hug him while I sleep…

2D men are the only worthy men

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 11:16:28 PM298092

i lied to him about my weight while we were e-dating, lost it two months later, and then never told him about it

Anonymous 12/01/24 (Sun) 02:05:36 AM298127

>>297833
They usually don't charge for badges.
Hood ornaments are a different story.
Stealing is wrong m'kay