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tell me a secret, nona
Anonymous 261147>>261281
I steal pigeons and ducks from the public park. Keep them as pets for a week then let them go.
Anonymous 261150
i have a problem with porn addiction and i'm ashamed.
Anonymous 261153
i thought i was asexual until i discovered kpop
Anonymous 261266>>262358
>>261263I used to love pooping until I got hemorrhoids
Anonymous 261281
>>261147have u noticed a change in ur pigeons behavior after u release them or do u lose track
Anonymous 262122>>262365
more than once have i dragged kangaroo roadkill onto someones lawn
Anonymous 262346
i live in a room full of slugs
Anonymous 262347
>>261263i have a love hate relationship with pooping
Anonymous 262352
I have stolen a grand total of 18 pairs of sunglasses from my exes.
Anonymous 262358
>>262354>>261266Period poops are no fun though.
Anonymous 262365
>>262122>she doesn't skin the pelt and nab the best cuts for bush-tucker Anonymous 297791
>>261146I lied about a guy saying some awful shit to me in school. He deserved it though, he was one of the dickheads who thought it'd be funny to harass me.
I told them i "couldn't repeat what he said" and they just…bought it lol
10/10, would lie again
Anonymous 297833>>297834>>298127
Work had me sent to a few days ago and stole a Mercedes hood ornament and porsche horse badge. I want to make a necklace or something out of the former. Not sure what to do with the latter.
Anonymous 297834
>>297833*sent me to a junkyard and I stole
Holy fuck I know I put that in wtf is up?
Anonymous 298011
i will never trust people again and i really hate jaffacakes.
Anonymous 298024
I have a shopping addiction and I've secretly wanted to break up with my boyfriend for months
Anonymous 298039>>298049
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im a gorl world addict and i want to stop
Anonymous 298049
>>298039I used to be obsessed with chantal but she's so boring now. Really miss the crackhead era
Anonymous 298059>>301159
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Pineapples have tiny seeds hidden in them
Anonymous 298090
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i made myself a daki of an OC of mine so I can hug him while I sleep…
2D men are the only worthy men
Anonymous 298092>>301158
i lied to him about my weight while we were e-dating, lost it two months later, and then never told him about it
Anonymous 298127
>>297833They usually don't charge for badges.
Hood ornaments are a different story.
Stealing is wrong m'kay
Anonymous 301158
>>298092if you were able to lose it in two months, surely you initially didnt weigh that much right? unless you were anamaxxing. if he really adored you he wouldnt care if you're 5-10kgs heavier… hope you're happy and healthy regardless nona
Anonymous 301159
>>298059Actually it’s pineapple rind ☝️🤓
Anonymous 301437
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i once got a vibrator stuck up there and lived like that for a day or two until it came out
Anonymous 301480
I tell my bf I paint 5-8 hours a day but I only do it for 2-3
Anonymous 301483
>>301482
lol same, but I feel bad about it
Anonymous 301663
i steal shit but like, really minor shit that no one would notice
i see some yugioh/hello kitty plush left out on a table? i take it and it's mine now
if i see an eraser and nobody's watching, i take it
i've been doing this for months now and nobody ever found out it was me
i've never actually stolen anything from a store though, there's no way i'd get away with that
Anonymous 301664
I wear men's stretchy boxer briefs
Really comfy and easy to wear
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