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secrets thread Anonymous 01/09/24 (Tue) 10:45:31 PM261146

tell me a secret, nona

Anonymous 01/09/24 (Tue) 10:52:30 PM261147

I steal pigeons and ducks from the public park. Keep them as pets for a week then let them go.

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 12:46:03 AM261150

i have a problem with porn addiction and i'm ashamed.

Anonymous 01/10/24 (Wed) 01:57:08 AM261153

i thought i was asexual until i discovered kpop

Anonymous 01/11/24 (Thu) 06:51:50 PM261263

i love pooping

Anonymous 01/11/24 (Thu) 07:17:02 PM261266

>>261263
I used to love pooping until I got hemorrhoids

Anonymous 01/11/24 (Thu) 10:29:42 PM261281

>>261147
have u noticed a change in ur pigeons behavior after u release them or do u lose track

Anonymous 01/24/24 (Wed) 03:38:27 PM262122

more than once have i dragged kangaroo roadkill onto someones lawn

Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 07:58:08 PM262346

i live in a room full of slugs

Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 08:00:42 PM262347

>>261263
i have a love hate relationship with pooping

Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 08:50:42 PM262352

I have stolen a grand total of 18 pairs of sunglasses from my exes.

Anonymous 01/27/24 (Sat) 10:48:39 PM262358

>>262354
>>261266
Period poops are no fun though.

Anonymous 01/28/24 (Sun) 12:41:58 AM262365

>>262122
>she doesn't skin the pelt and nab the best cuts for bush-tucker

Anonymous 11/17/24 (Sun) 01:14:24 PM297791

>>261146
I lied about a guy saying some awful shit to me in school. He deserved it though, he was one of the dickheads who thought it'd be funny to harass me.
I told them i "couldn't repeat what he said" and they just…bought it lol
10/10, would lie again

Anonymous 11/18/24 (Mon) 07:25:41 AM297833

Work had me sent to a few days ago and stole a Mercedes hood ornament and porsche horse badge. I want to make a necklace or something out of the former. Not sure what to do with the latter.

Anonymous 11/18/24 (Mon) 07:29:51 AM297834

>>297833
*sent me to a junkyard and I stole

Holy fuck I know I put that in wtf is up?

Anonymous 11/28/24 (Thu) 04:29:19 PM298011

i will never trust people again and i really hate jaffacakes.

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 01:27:57 AM298024

I have a shopping addiction and I've secretly wanted to break up with my boyfriend for months

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 03:45:29 AM298039

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im a gorl world addict and i want to stop

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 08:26:19 AM298049

>>298039
I used to be obsessed with chantal but she's so boring now. Really miss the crackhead era

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 01:20:00 PM298059

Growing-Pineapple-…

Pineapples have tiny seeds hidden in them

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 11:12:48 PM298090

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i made myself a daki of an OC of mine so I can hug him while I sleep…

2D men are the only worthy men

Anonymous 11/29/24 (Fri) 11:16:28 PM298092

i lied to him about my weight while we were e-dating, lost it two months later, and then never told him about it

Anonymous 12/01/24 (Sun) 02:05:36 AM298127

>>297833
They usually don't charge for badges.
Hood ornaments are a different story.
Stealing is wrong m'kay

Anonymous 01/18/25 (Sat) 06:55:03 PM301158

>>298092
if you were able to lose it in two months, surely you initially didnt weigh that much right? unless you were anamaxxing. if he really adored you he wouldnt care if you're 5-10kgs heavier… hope you're happy and healthy regardless nona

Anonymous 01/18/25 (Sat) 10:08:20 PM301159

>>298059
Actually it’s pineapple rind ☝️🤓