/b/ - Random

Koala scum hands wrote this thread

This is the most blissful post I've seen in a very long time.

Monkey thread

>>263915
This post and OP's pic reminded me of a dream, where I snuck into big forest-like park to have sex with trees. I found trees like in OP's pic the sexiest ones, with thick and tall branching trunk and lush big bright green crowns of leaves. I climbed them, sat on thick brances and rubbed my coochie on them. Worst thing about this dream was that next day I was tempted to actually fuck trees and it was hard for me to resist climbing one. Fucking trees is now a recurring motif in my dreams. I have zero idea what does it all mean.

>>263922
You are lying but this is a funny/weird story so I will give a (You)

>>263926
I am not lying, it indeed happened. I am still getting dreams where I climb on trees and rub on them. Why the fuck would I lie about it on obscure imageboard?

>>263931
I believe you nona follow your true calling and become a tree lover

this thread reminded me of my favourite tree that i loved to climb, it was growing at an angle which made it really easy to get on. someone cut it down like 2 years ago and i still miss it :-(
>>263926
no i believe her i've heard of this fetish before. based treefuckernature loving nona

>>263936
>>263933
Thank you, in late spring I will fulfill my dream and fuck a nice big tree with virgin fresh green leaves

Squirrel thread

>>263938
i genuinely wish you all the best, good luck. hopefully ants won't bother you

>>263915
>used to live up north close to the east coast as a kid
>would climb trees daily, loved to climb, occasionally went to a rock-climbing gym that was close by
>parents and I eventually move down south near the border
>all the trees are covered in thorns and have weak shitty branches
>no longer allowed to climb
>become shut-in internet nerd
:(

>>263940
Started taking daily walks recently and realized how jealous I am of squirrel life. Seeing them run so fast all over the neighbourhood, into the trees and along the fences.

Trees are just shitty mountains, and mountains are already the lowest form of life on this planet. Wake the fuck up miners

>>264101
How to tell me you're a depraved worthless scrote, one of millions lining up around the block for 2d weeb tts

>>264102
Don't you get splinters in your tongue from sucking tree dick so much?

i used to like climbing trees…

>>263922
troon

>>264930
Why? Women can't have weird dreams and fetishes?

>>264932
everything you don't like is troonies nona, get with the program

>>263915
me too!
lets do that some time

>>263922
there was a dilbert cartoon briefly when i was young and in one of the episodes there was a guy who was horny for trees so maybe you're in a dilbert cartoon (an unfortunate fate)

>>263922
if only the giving tree was about a male tree and a girl the world would be a better place

>>265169
No she's right, it sounds like a sex pest moid

>>264932
I contemplated the thought of having sex with a tree and I decided that it's not for me…