/b/ - Random

I'd rip the tag off a mattress

stay home and rewatch all Zero Hour episodes

If the purge were to actually happen it would basically just look like heavily privately secured flea markets full of drugs and NFA firearms opening up in various parking lots. There wouldn't be nearly as many brainless retards running around in masks murdering people and the ones who did try that would all be massacred without a single body to their name by properly trained killers.

To answer your question: just stay home with my gun at my side the whole time.

>>269187
feel safe doing drugs

Find out if anyone near me is on the sex offenders list kek
But in all honesty as much as I'd like a new cool phone or something, in a purge situation I'd expect it to be like black Friday on steroids with the right to kill. It'd only be worth targeting explicit targets like a house you know has money and a lack of defence or a pedo you'd want dead.
Also now I want a purge movie that's a woman making her way through the purge with all the danger that is and the end reveal is that she was going to her old teachers home and shoots him revealing he did something to her and she'd been waiting until the purge to take revenge

>>269187
immediately go to my crush's place
>>269188
cute

I would take a baseball bat and hit my stupid professor really really hard.

probably just steal shit

>>269203
To share a legal joint with them, I hope?

>>269213
:(

>>269216
If this makes you feel better glowies go after anyone that browses these links 100%, they are honeypots.

>>269215
to hug them ofc

also you dont have legal weed in your state? sucks to suck :P

>>269225
I'm from the UK

Hole up and commit some white collar crime. If that’s one of the things that’s not allowed I’d probably just steal from every chain store without a security system and probably get myself killed in the process.

Not today feds.

i would stay home im agoraphobic

>>269313
You're scared of angora rabbit?

Raid the richs homes and apartments in a big city like Los Angeles or NYC. Great pickings.

Say mean things to people on the internet.

>>269313
same I would probably just sleep

google says it’s march 21st so I’d just lie on taxes

>>269187
I would probably just stay in my room and put secures on the door so if someone didn’t have an axe they wouldn’t be able to get in

Steal stuff is honestly the only illegal activity I would care about doing, but I assume mega corporations would hire extra security which can now murder you for stealing. That or I would get purged by some random psychopath.

break into super tall buildings and explore them on my way to the roof. i love urban exploration （╹◡╹）

killdozer

>>269608
Now that I'm not a teen I don't have a group of friends to explore abandoned and cool places anymore and I miss how fun it was. I wish I knew a girl in my town who wanted to join me in checking places out (and has a car kek)