/b/ - I wish Texas was real

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I wish Texas was real Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 02:49:15 AM269295

Too bad it's not

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 06:36:36 AM269311

I have been to the fictional land of Texas and am thankful it was all just a figment of my imagination.

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 07:11:51 PM269322

That fantasy land when you can fry eggs anywhere

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 10:23:13 PM269331

Wdym "too bad its not"?

Texas is a moid-hellhole. It would be very awesome if that place would just vanish.

Anonymous 04/20/24 (Sat) 10:40:32 PM269333

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>TEXAS DOESNT EXIST
>I DONT EXIST
>IM JUST A TETRAHEEEEEHEEEEEHEEEEDRON
>RIDING ALONG THE ASTRAL PLAAAAANE

Anonymous 08/05/24 (Mon) 01:08:29 AM275895

Listen to "I hate Texas" by mxmtoon

Anonymous 08/05/24 (Mon) 02:27:50 AM275898

>>275895
as a Texan I hate texas too

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 08:39:15 AM290791

Texas CC meetup. We all get in a circle and tase each other.

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 08:56:33 AM290799

>>290791
Why tase, we all have guns even better

Anonymous 09/07/24 (Sat) 09:00:42 AM290801

>>290799
How wonderful it'd be to have a miner/LC refugee release me from my internal pain with a kiss and afterwards, a blow to my forehead.

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 05:34:14 AM292039

>>269295
I choose to believe all of Texas is exactly like the town from King of the Hill and I could some day move to a suburban house there with a nice lawn and some quirky neighbors to keep things interesting

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 05:38:28 AM292042

>>290799
Are duels still legal in texas?

Anonymous 09/08/24 (Sun) 05:39:38 AM292044

Speaking of KotH, does anyone have the genderbent version of them sitting at a patio table? It was posted on LC a long time ago, but I don't have it.

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 05:05:35 AM293204

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>>292039
i've only watched a few episodes, but i grew up in the town that arlen was based on, and i can confirm that it was and still is incredibly similar to king of the hill.

>>292044
picrel, enjoy

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 05:20:07 AM293213

>>269295
King of the Hill made me feel this so badly

>>293204
>i grew up in the town that arlen was based on
Which one? People often claim it's different towns.

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 06:07:39 AM293243

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Agree, it would make so much sense if it were. It’s the only conspiracy I believe in

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 06:46:21 AM293268

>>293213
originally i thought it was garland, because the names sound so similar. later i read that it was actually based on richardson (where i grew up), but honestly they're both right next to each other so it doesn't make a huge difference. DFW's whole outer suburbia is pretty samey in my experience.

Anonymous 09/09/24 (Mon) 01:01:36 PM293346

>>293204
Ah! Thank you, anon! So comfy.

Anonymous 09/10/24 (Tue) 10:50:59 AM294289

There's probably other UT nonas and I'll never know who they are.