Anonymous 295278
What's the worst date you've ever been on?
Anonymous 295281
imagine that creature touching you ewwwwwwwwww
Anonymous 295282
he put an entire salt packet in his ice water and didn't order anything or pay for my food
Anonymous 295293
>Be me, 15, retarded
>Be a boy who liked me (and it was sort of mutual), 15, retarded.
>He overhears me mentioning I was bummed I didn't get to go to the local waterpark before end of the season.
>He mentions his family "got the passes" and he could take me there.
>Tell him I'm down.
>Laugh a little when I could tell he didn't think that was gonna work.
>Agree to meet Saturday at a 711 close to my house.
>My mom teases me how this is gonna be my "first ever date".
>As unseriously as I took it, the days leading up did make me nervous and I had so many thoughts about how things were gonna go.
>DM him a selfie of me in my swimsuit and some cringe as fuck message about tomorrow that friday night.
>I show up at 711 Saturday morning, dressed for waterpark (same suit under clothes that are easy to slip out of), buy a coffee, and wait on the hottest day of September.
>40 mins later
>His dad pulls up and greets me, then walks into 711.
>I follow him and "my date" back into the store
>While inside, a cop dressed as a cop, and a cop dressed casually, except with a shirt that says "PROBATION" walk in.
>Cop guides me out of the aisle and says "excuse me hun…"
>They walk right up to his dad and say "Step outside please"
>He sighs in anger as they walk him outside.
>My date shouts "Yooooo!" in terror like Jesse Pinkman
>He very politely asks me to stay in the store and then follows them out.
>I just observe them ignoring my date, and arguung with his dad for about 5 minutes
>clerk is observing too
>Eventually one of the cops just yells "YOU WANT TO BE CUFFED IN FRONT OF YOUR SON!?"
>then points to their car.
>he gets in the backseat.
>One of the dickhead cops still shoves his head in despite him fully cooperating.
>I finally walk back outside.
>Cop is explaining how my would-be date is going to call his mom to come get his dad's truck and take him home.
>He tries to plead with the cop who tells him to shut his mouth.
>He turns to me and asks "And who are you in all this? Are you gonna need a ride?"
>"Oh… I actually just walked here ummm…"
He replies: "Well you can walk back then. Go. Now. You're all done here."
>I wave to him and go to my friends house to tell her how my morning went.
>We never even interacted beyond a "whats up" nod after that.
Anonymous 295294
>>295293Sorry that happened to you. Did you end up getting to go to the waterpark?
Anonymous 295295
>>295294Don't be, it was only mildly traumatizing and I mostly just laugh about it these days.
And I did a few times since then but not that day, lol.
Anonymous 295296
>>295294Even "traumatizing" is too much, it was just mildly scary.
Anonymous 295312
>>295293did his dad violate probation to bring you guys to the water park or did the unfortunate water park trip lead him directly to the cop who arrested him because he was violating probation?
Anonymous 295317
>>295312I never really asked him about that incident afterwards because I could tell he was really embarrassed by it.
Gun to my head guess: I think he was just confused about what the terms of his probation were ajd he violated them unintentionally.
Anonymous 295332
>>295293Storytelling it’s not your cup of tea Nona.
I only understood 25% of what you said!