Make-At-Home Diamond Ores Anonymous 311749
1. Hollow out a large stone brick but leave a small hole on top to pour liquid into.
2. Pour bleach, urine, and blue food coloring into the top
3. Quickly seal the top and then put the box into a fire pit
4. Light the fire pit with maximum power wood and lighter fuel
5. Stand far away from the fire and watch the crystals grow inside the stone brick
6. When the fire stops naturally, check the stone
7. Sell on eBay or whatever
Anonymous 311759
Some of the nonas really should do this, it works!