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Male moment Anonymous 320461

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUI8HPjyoeM

I need a gif of a 2D girl hitting a tambourine with her child bearing hips. I'm thinking about her as having a long flowing dark coloured dress, she's a bit on the tall side, and she's a bit on the mature side. I've been into old hags in their late 20s and early 30s, ever since Akiba Maid War with Ranko.
But this visual has been in my head all morning coming from the song, it makes me so happy and excited and full of love thinking about a girl like that smacking her tambourine with her hips, isn't that the hottest thing in the world?

Anonymous 320462

Since I've been suffering from my yearly madness, I've been VERY tired, every day for three weeks now. Madness is exhausting.

Hey, someone just deleted the "male moment" post on /meta/ now my thread title just looks stupid and self-deprecating! Harumph.

Anonymous 320463

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Date A Live

Anonymous 320464

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Towa.

I'm thinking of her as hitting the tambourine firmly and steadily the same way each time, she isn't moving her feet or anything just happy and bonking it with a good hit connecting with her hips. And there might be a scene like that somewhere.

Anonymous 320466

Well let's get the stupid daily Witchan review over with. I spent some minutes looking.

The website becomes increasingly cringy in general. They are posting about cringy female-oriented fanfictions which always involve SUPER cringe properties, this is like "One Direction Goes One Direction And That Direction Is Toward My Vagina" and then there's posts about "shipping" it's just gross, everything is gross.
There's also a thread where they're pretending to care about anime. Now girls pretending to care about anime means they're still under 20 years old, as no woman cares past 20. And that is all.

Anonymous 320467


Anonymous 320468

I wish I would write fanfictions again, and not delete them. I've deleted every fanfic I've written over the years. They were pretty funny usually. Surprisingly only one of them was explicitly sexual. Even though I hate non-sexual fanfictions and think they're pointless.

I guess they technically were all sexual but just in weird ways similar to whatever that arists name is who does the remote control doujin series and all those funny images. I'd look up and get the name but that would imply I care about anyone who might happen to read this post.

Anonymous 320469

>>320467
I forgot how funny this was. "ME, LOL! Itadakimaaaaasuuuuu" that's literally the energy Witchan gives off. I don't even get why young girls pretend to care about Japanese media, anime is softcore porn for men. But maybe because it's so simple and stupid it's easy for the female brain to understand, but then they don't seem to really understand it either. Ooh that's right, because they realise they're being replaced by 2D girls so they try in vain to join in, until they reach they hit the wall and become anti-loli misandrists, many such cases.

Anonymous 320471

[smol] Monogatari …

I will say, even though females supposedly write more fanfiction than men, and I can believe that. I'm pretty sure I've only seen maybe one or two fanfictions that obviously were by a female, you can tell by the things they focus on and how boring and lame and gay everything is so that it's unreadable.

You might think, two weeks of raiding this website I might get tired of bullying females. But no. This is a release of many many years of aggression. And I need to release it all over everyone's face. Look at Yotsugi's eye here it's so good, it looks like you can just poke into it, which she is a zombie, I'm surprised no one has done more body manipulation lewd stuff with her in any comics and images. Other than one I've seen where her head is off and she's licking herself.

Anonymous 320485

I don't know why I looked at witchan again but, it's just so funny. I swear it's just men making a parody of a girl's club. "My nipples show through my shirt sometimes, UwU it's so embarrassing~." HAHAHA

One time I saw a girl walking and her breasts were bouncing a lot, I didn't know what was going on, but apparently that's just what it looks like if you don't wear a bra. And I stared at it, then some other second female saw me looking and started glaring at me because women have no strength or power, they just glare angrily. It wasn't even attractive it was just really strange how much there boobs were moving.
It does remind me of a female on the bus who was wearing shorts, and her legs weren't shaved, and that also caught me off guard and she noticed I was looking and clearly got embarrassed. Women are so self-conscious of their bodies oh my goodness. It's not wonder they never stink.

Anonymous 320486

For some reason I can't find that clip of Fauna talking about the boy who noticed her arm hair and said "Dang, Fauna, you the man!"

I have come to the confirmation that having someone in my life would be very helpful. I think having a disciple in your life, is unbelievably helpful, especially for certain people, most people. Yeah if I had a wife or a friend I'd be pretty okay too, not having bouts of madness. Especially being so informational over emotional.



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