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Anonymous 04/27/26 (Mon) 05:04:42 PM321059

One day, two crystal Miners were mining away at crystals. clink! clank! clink! clank! Excited by the dazzling colours and sparkles. They knew the /b/ tunnel of the mine was wild and dangerous: but one Miner comforter the other, "Don't worry; Amy the mighty Queen of snails, will keep us safe."
"He he he…" sneered the Big Bad Wolf. The shadow of his ferocious maw frightening the little Miners.
In a instant the Wolf had pounced, he pinned down one of the miners who grabbed onto her friend, but her friend kicked away and scurried down the tunnels for fear.
"Noo! noo!" cried the subdued Miner, feeling the weight of the Big Bad Wolf pressing her into the dirt. She flailed her arms and legs underneath the beast. The Wolf then performed a single harsh bite on her shoulder and neck, digging in and tearing at flesh. "Ooow! Bad wolf, bad!" The wolf only growled at her and swiped her back with his claws. The pain was finally enough and the Miner went limp and submitted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FA85RO89HA

Anonymous 04/27/26 (Mon) 05:06:08 PM321060

Wait until you hear the part about how the Big Bad Wolf conquered the Queen of snails. Mmm. And how he let her own giant snails have their way with her. Kind of like that episode of Powerpuff girls when they make the Rowdyruff Boys, and the boys just torture the girls for fun and let a snail rape them, this is real, that's really an episode.

Anonymous 04/27/26 (Mon) 05:29:47 PM321061

Well I took a brief look at lolcow and witchan for a few minutes. Gosh am I bored of the female internet by this point.
The novelty has worn off and it's just a crappier version of the male internet. In a very literal sense since they just copy us.

There's stupid garbage I could talk about, but I really am nearing the end of my time and starting to feel how little I care about hateful and stupid meaningless society.

Anonymous 04/27/26 (Mon) 05:32:13 PM321062

>>321061
I got bored of it fairly quickly as well which is why I started instigating little arguments amongst them for fun. They blamed it on you though because of a post you made yesterday lol

Anonymous 04/27/26 (Mon) 05:38:02 PM321063

[MTBB] Monogatari …

>>321062
OwO what's this? I'm not sure I know what you're referring to. But I'm always happy to be talked about. Females often can't get their mind off me due to my hyper-domination tendencies. The enter ovulation simply by reading my posts, their eggs get all giddy and they drip right through their underpants in preparation to receive the seed of a man like me.

Anonymous 04/27/26 (Mon) 06:25:16 PM321065

lolcow.farm is always being guarded. I was bumping old threads on /meta/ so Jessica locked every single one out of fear. The female side of the internet is so funny, they seem so angry all the time.

I never brought this up because why bother. But I think the owner of Witchan, Beatrice, she probably is part of some fake modern Anglo church that supports gay marriage and so on. She's clearly not an actual christian, she has a PORN board… and admitted she "didn't like men." Something seems very fake Anglo church about it.
But the pathway to eternal life is through Jesus Christ. Loving all people, and shunning sin, not embracing it and letting it flow. But now it not the time for this.