Crystal cafe time capsule Anonymous 321201
Please leave a message for nonas in 2036
Anonymous 321202
You get 2,524,608,000 seconds on this planet if you're lucky. You've likely used up a lot of that already. Use the rest in a way you'll be proud of before you die. You just wasted 10 or so more seconds reading this.
Anonymous 321205
Congrats, you survived.
Anonymous 321206
Howdy, me! Have my looks deteriorated at a rate that's acceptable? Hopefully i'm not still childless. Are parents alive? Hopefully sanity and economic stability has somewhat returned to our world, and something like cancer isn't preventing me from enjoying it!
Anonymous 321207
IT'S 2036 AND I'VE STILL POSTED MORE THAN YOU ONLINE JUST STOP….STOP FUCKING TRYING TO ACT LIKE ONE OF US….YOU'RE JUST NOT OK? IT'S NOT A BAD THING THAT YOU'RE NOT CHRONICALLY FUCKING ONLINE WITH NO FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!