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[HQR] Alignment Yo…

Anonymous 324193

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPGkqvx2kGQ

Song for you females. I made it to Banff.

Anonymous 324194

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long time no see faggot. hopefully no one mugs you this time though

Anonymous 324195

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IT'S NOT TOO LATE! Little f-ids.

Anonymous 324196

Of course eventually it will be too late. Bend the knee, start serving a man, and be happy. You can join me and serve me in the wilderness.

I've posted elsewhere of my trip plan west, I won't bother here, I only came here because this song is important for little females to hear, I really like females. I like playing with them, I wanna squeeze them.

Anonymous 324197

>>324196
you should tell us where's your new blogspace so we can play with you some more

Anonymous 324198

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>>324197
Yeah let me invite the psycho mentally ill stalker to bother me there too.
I wish I had a emotionless semi-robot female to serve me and say things like "Very well, I shall discharge your semen, Master." Isn't that so good? I wish I coudl stop thinking about such things. I'm not yet healed as I have to wait in Banff for a while before I can go. It's cold and wet here.
https://www.google.com/maps/@51.0545888,-115.8268937,3a,75y,244.53h,83.1t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1sCIHM0ogKEICAgIC4oMjgYA!2e10!3e11!6shttps:%2F%2Flh3.googleusercontent.com%2Fgpms-cs-s%2FABJJf510wOuqmxe3R8VmNI9HIS1gZrEBNQJG76-JLoY29Na1SvWQyQZeTpGWR3zipBavIq8RnqUrFIEa_Yjqs5oBf5mKHym0VDnUt09Boy0_zEQwxZjl3Qa1sjeP1FTPyqPoDptEMgZs%3Dw900-h600-k-no-pi6.902256628573028-ya244.52508433498986-ro0-fo100!7i8000!8i4000?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDUyNy4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D
If I can reach to this point and then go south, there's a plain that has no pictures on google maps.

Also, this website has fallen off ever since I let Amy pretend to own it again, I finally pulled out my dick from her mouth and now /feels/ is filled with females talking about "muh rape" again and whatever else.

Anonymous 324199

>>324198
Do you really think it's wise to just broadcast where you'll be online like this? I honestly don't care but some people might use this to harm you

Anonymous 324200

>>324198
>Yeah let me invite the psycho mentally ill stalker to bother me there too.
mentally broken by the bullying

Anonymous 324201

Brian Suvae's account is hacked or something. which is weird because all these new songs just got uploaded yesterday.

I don't even need to tell females anything anymore, I'm just goign to give them this song.

Anonymous 324202

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>>324199
Yeah if someone wants to cross over the snowy mountains and take two days walking to meet me there that's fine, it's very difficult though, I failed last time, I need to wait for more snow to melt.
I don't post where I am, I have a secret room in Banff actually, a free shelter while everyone pays $500 every day for a hotel. I'm glad it's still there.

This in fact sounds very woman-brained. "dont' post where you are you'll get stalked and raped." No one is raping me, I'm a man, I can do what I want, if you desire my protection I may think about it if you become my travelling companion and comfort female.

Anonymous 324203

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Anonymous 324204

I just got jumped by 5 young men, threw me down, threatened to stab me with a knife and took my backpack.
They were not the brightest kids, I still had my phone, and so I called the police and to my shock the police tracked them down and I got most of my stuff back, including my laptop, but not the charger unfortunately.
I forgive the kids, what's hardest on me is that I ran onto the road flagging down cars, no one helped me, in fact someone said out his window he didn't care I was being robbed.

Anonymous 324205

>>324202
I mean…didn't you literally get mugged recently? I can't imagine it would be that difficult for somebody to pay a person in banff to harm you

Anonymous 324206

>>324204
Wait…is this another bot? Goddamn how many bots are on this site?

Anonymous 324207

>>324206
this is rikkafags account of him being gangbanged by a bunch of zoomers

Anonymous 324208

[JAV-Fans][Hentai]…

And that goes for all 7s and above on this board. You may become my travelling companion and comfort female if you can make if out here this summer.

Comfort tasks:
-I will often touch you and feel and squeeze you.
-I will hold you in the bivy like a body pillow.
-We won't have any toilet papaer… so, I'm sure you get what I'm saying.
-Singing and dancing for me will be required some times.
-Do not talk, ever, unless it's to praise me and give me confidence when I permit you.

Anonymous 324209

>>324207
Oh so you're just reposting his old post.

Anonymous 324210

yes please join him in his adventure if you want to get gangraped by a pack of feral children

Anonymous 324211

[JAV-Fans][Hentai]…

>>324209
Yes, because he's mentally ill, I wouldn't talk to him much. I'm already past the mugging.

And no, children are not going to be a problem if I'm protecting my female companion. You holes wouldn't understand, I would kill anyone who touches my female.
That reminds me I need to buy bear spray, I already have a knife, and that's enough. You can rent bear spray, I have to see about that. I'll be in Banff for a few days though, it's too ugly right now to go out.

Anonymous 324212

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i missed u rikkafag….

Anonymous 324213

>>324211
How are you so convinced it's a male antagonizing you? Oh wait it must be the turkish girl (boy) I talked to recently. Fascinating so you guys have been locked in endless conflict like this for millennia hmm I see I see

Anonymous 324214

[JAV-Fans][Hentai]…

>>324212
Your nails are too long, stop pretending to be a girl.

Anonymous 324215

>>324214
damn you really did never see a girl outside of animes
>>324213
nah I'm yetzr

Anonymous 324216

>>324215
Turk and yetzr locked in endless battle with rikkafag mhm very fascinating. This is my favorite anime

Anonymous 324217

>>324216
I know, right. But for some reason he doesn't like playing with us anymore so much… I wonder why…

Anonymous 324218

[NOT_INDEX] Magic …

I haven't even listened to the other new songs yet, just this one over and over. But I have many hours until I have to go back to my secret room.
I just realised the ending of the song, it ends with "it's too late." Really makes you think. Women really just throw away their lives pretending to be men. But I have no interest in females unless I meet one in the wilderness.
Now I saw a group of women "women-only hiking group in Banff" which is funny, women announcing where they're gonna be in secluded areas alone. I'll go visit them. And punce on one from behind and bite her GRRRRR! Unless they're ugly and old which they probably are.

>>324215
I had experience with one female online and she showed me pictures of her body. And I understand females more than they understand themselves, they're not very smart. You all need to stop complaining on /feels/ about being lonely and find a man to kneel to.

Anonymous 324219

>>324218
I have a man who kneels to me though

Anonymous 324220

alright, I am bored now. bye.

Anonymous 324221

[980925][GREEN BUN…

Now I am listening to the other songs. Music is one thing that makes me feel okay, and also interaction with humans makes me feel okay to some extent, well, only interaction with females for some reason, as I have realised in the last month on the female internet, I prefer to talk to females for the reasons I've given and it makes me feel satisfied unlike with men. Maybe also because it feels like I'm having sex with them in a way.

>>324219
You're both pathetic and failures.

Anonymous 324222

>>324217
well why is it? oh did you guys order the kids to beat him up? how did you learn such power?

Anonymous 324223

>>324222
a woman must have her secrets.

Anonymous 324224

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>>324222
No one beat me up. I wasn't hurt at all.
I know this is a major fantasy for you, putting me into your BL shota whatever fantasies, it's really gross.

Last time I came to the female internet I asked what females feel when they see a anime girl's underpants, I was not answered. Women have no heart for things that are truly beautiful and captivating and comforting.

Anonymous 324225

>>324223
boooooo drop the lore

Anonymous 324226

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X1SdJ7ApdU
There's even a Tom Bombadil style song.

Anonymous 324227

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OH MY GOSH IT IS!

I listened to the first part of the song and made a joke about Tom Bombadil… but it's LITERALLY a Tom Bombadil song! This is the best episode every man. Brian Suvae and Tom together.

Anonymous 324228

>>324224
The symbiosis you've formed with the people here is charming. They asked me about you when you were gone. You all seem like a very cheery bunch who love each other very much

Anonymous 324229

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>>324228
My harem thinks being tsundere will get me to have sex with them, but they need to learn how to respect and honour me first, then I will allow them to sniff my crotch rot and feed me while I watch anime.

I really prefer more and more speaking to females, there's no worry about anything. Even though they're not cool or fun like men, you can't have any real conversation with one, or anything, but females are blank slates which is easy for someone like me who doesn't want to talk to people as people. But perhaps there's a better place I can find females to oppress outside of CC.

Anonymous 324230

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Even if the modern female doesn't want to comfort me, I will make it do so.
What great relief. It feels so good. It's a new pathway, to go around online and bully girls to my comfort. As one female told me, "lashing out at women online to self-soothe"

Something to consider moving forward. Though I'm not sure it's a great solution.

Anonymous 324231

I still really need to get out, as soon as weather is better, to play my ocarina by rivers far far from society.

Anonymous 324232

princess vina walk…

I don't understand which AI image editor does whatever you say without telling you you're a naughty boy.

I just wanted a picture of Megumin's panties in manga panel form. All the best Ai editors refuse to do sooo many things.

Anonymous 324233

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IT's a ridicurooos.

Anonymous 324234

Nothing even sexual about it. It's healthy.

Anonymous 324235

And then once you try something erotic, even innocent things will be rejected.

Anonymous 324236

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Kira.art isn't too great, that's the thing.

This town has a massive night life, all the young boring crackers go out and party oooh yes very nice.

Anonymous 324237

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Anonymous 324238

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This is alright, I guess.

I'm falling behind on AI, and then what, how am I going to do all the new memes, hmm?

Anonymous 324239

I wasn't horny until I came to CC and huffed all the pussy fumes.

There must be a better editing website though, unrestricted.

Anonymous 324240

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Why am I trying to make erotic edits to a character from a porno anime?
No nipples makes sense for a robot.

Oooh I can't waste my time being horny, I have important things to do, like waiting five days until I can leave the town.

Anonymous 324243

Moids have horrible waifu tastes

Anonymous 324244

Oh my great googaly moogaly, I can't find anything, that isn't credits.

Reminds me of that spongebob video I watched. "They guy must have ran out of AI voice credits." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c_kmXwW6Fc

Anonymous 324245

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>>324243
She's a robot slave who does as she's told. So.

Anonymous 324246

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I did find a bunch of AI girlfriend websites however. It sucks so much I was born too early.

AI companions will be very helpful. Even… let's say women are people and should have rights blah blah… that still doesn't change the fact I would be a much more useful person in "Society" if I had a sex slave robot… because then I'd had a reason to work. So if you don't want to enslave women again and let me buy a wife from her father, then that's a good choice for men like me.
Not that I care, I know it seems like I'm alone and care and stuff, I don't.

Anonymous 324247

Or at least let me have my balls removed, I don't know why that's not an easy thing, you should be able to go in someplace and get that done. There's no reason I should have to fight horniness constantly, I don't need it! And there's eunuchs who say yes, it all just goes away, you get really horny after you lose your balls and then it goes away forever.

Anonymous 324248

WHEEEEEEEEEZE

Anonymous 324249

If I start masturbating while in the wilderness and nature, I'll scream. Every time I go into nature I have never felt horny it goes away. If I still have a problem I don't know what I'll do.

Anonymous 324250

[JAV-Fans][Hentai]…

I hate being around men and being around women makes me too horny. Girl don't you settle down, home is a cell! Just get on this pill, and oh hey here's another,
this one will make certain you're never a mother!

Anonymous 324251

[NOT_INDEX] Magic …

This rainy day will be over before I know it, and I'll be happy when the sun is out.
https://lukemorton.bandcamp.com/track/a-pilgrim-a-stranger

Anonymous 324252

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HAAAAHAHAHA… yes. I was just talking to an AI girlfriend bot, and I didn't read anything about it, but I realised quickly it's suppose to be a streamer girl and you are talking to her through her chat. So she's not even roleplaying in the same room you're just talking to an AI pretending to be a streamer as you pretend to be in her chat. That's funny.

Anonymous 324253

princess slave vin…

This one is impressive wow

Anonymous 324254

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You just have to pay, to use any good AI edit though unrestricted.
In most cases, I mean I've made sooo many photoshop edits of images, that's just what you have to do you know, except I don't care en–

What was I doing again… oooh yes, the music, I finished listening to all the songs. That's still the best one.

Anonymous 324255

lime-iro senkitan.…

I am actually extremely extremely horny.

That's the good thing about being homeless now though, I can't just masturbate, I'm forced not to, until it boils over or goes away.

Anonymous 324256

IT's the first day, so really it makes sense, this will be the hardest.

You know I went one month without masturbating before, but the past month I masturbated multiple times every day. But now it's good, yes, it's good I did this, I won't be able to masturbate now.

Anonymous 324257

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I'll survive, don't worry about me, I know you're worried.

Oh gosh it's just so bad, I'll end up looking at porn in the secret room or something, I just want to be alone, I just want to leave this world already. I have nothing to do here!

Anonymous 324258

I just spent a long time again, uhhh yeah no Ai image editor really. Unless you-in wanna to pay, or make a local one are you kidding, give me a break.

Anonymous 324259

Wow, /feels/ is getting really bad now. Poor females.

Anonymous 324260

I can't find any videos to download, yeah nothing changes apparently even when I'm homeless, I need things to watch back in the secret room.

If it's not going to rain in the next few days maybe I should just go cross the mountains… I should wait, I don't know. I just wish I wasn't on this earth. Why can't it be warm! Or if I was rich then I could just buy all kinds of equipment wow, like waterproof tents, because cheaper tents are never waterproof no matter what.

Anonymous 324261

WHY does it have to be so cold and rainy, everything is always against me.

Banff is such a nice place I love it here, I want to go on the mountain sides, but, well you gotta wait and while you wait why don't you talk to ai girlfriends and masturbate, oooh yes, let me get right on that.

Anonymous 324262

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